#and it’s not me

[bunnyyu]

He has a crush haha

[displayheartcode]

leverage/knives out crossover when???

[amourtality]

I have general respect for the older generation but there are boundaries to that respect. I’ll give an elderly person my seat but I won’t let them skip the line I’ve been waiting in for half an hour. I’ll make a point to listen to an elderly person when people are talking over them but I won’t hold their opinion over my own simply because they’re older than me

[person4924]

the door can’t be open. no. the big scary red eyes will get me. the door can’t. be. open.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

[knifefightscene]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]