#and it's gonna cost ya!! :D

[demi-pixellated]

Bridge Talk

[austinsastrology8991]

Mars Aspects, how you like to WIN

if you win,i dont win so i gotta turn my loss into yours, becsuse we can't all be winners. i didnt change my mind, just chose a better outcome, whats your choice?

Mars aspecting sun - winning at all costs, they appear like a winner, but the means and ways they go about it are so in your face, you become impressed but simultaneoulsy concerned. but thats what gets them off. they turn the expression show dont tell, into show and tell everybody. which gives them more enemies, but also makes em more fierce. also flambouyant just to throw their enemies off lol. mars aspecting moon - they like to win behind closed doors. they want you to belive in them, simply becsuse they believe in you. its what gets them emotionally secure i guess. the security of winning. but its just confusing becsuse for example we watching tv on da couch, and your trynna pull a funny. sit down we still love you we just tired. but if you put them in there place expect a tantrum. mars aspecting mercury - basically death note. intellectual competitors/debators always playing the chess game of anything; "whats the best move here" also super entertainign speakers, can talk super fast and aggressively. also very into learning, they want to dominate the intellectual sphere. they wanna argue with everyone but no one wanna bite back lol. also > can't catch deez hands

mars aspecting venus - agrresively charming. there charisma just exudes from there aura naturally, people just laugh at these guys so easily, because they just are likeable with it. also people love it when they are angry, they just fall for em harder. but they dont like to get angry becsuse theyd rather just be charming mars aspecting jupiter - so much movement, they move like the "wacky waving inflatable arm tube man" - family guy. but seriously the way they move peopple just cant believe they move like dat, they move so strangely but hypnotically. also so much energy these guys can do a million sets in da gym and eat the whole fridge. they just got way too much energy and it shows... they also just get really lucky w competition, victory just lands in their lap lol. mars aspecting saturn - these guys are always striving to be da best at whatevrr there mind is set on. if they gotta goal, then whatsver is obstructing there path better move or they gonna trample all over it/ya. kinda intimidating. but this usually sets them back, but in the end only makes them stronger/ more fierce. because to them the fear people have of them is also getting in there way lmao. unless it works to there favour... basically control freaks and they only care about their agenda, but will pretend to have your interests in mind, just to get there ends. mars aspecting uranus - these guys are the true psychopathic freaks, everyone i know with this aspect is sadistic and also enjoys getting hit. people stay away from them, because they know they just wanna hit them lol. even when they acting nice, after like a week they show their crazy psychotic side, and everyones like yeahhhhh idk about you. but they dont mean harm they just view violence as intriguing i guess.... they like to win by fighting everyone and anyone lmao, but its play fighting, unless you try them... they really are the psychopaths; extremely calculated and precise with there attacks. they think they doing you a favour by attacking you lol. mars aspecting neptune - idk why but they always getting sexualized, probs because they are an easy target, and there submissiveness gets people going like "i can hurt them and they will literally just apoliogize :D" i feel bad for these lot, but there forgiveness really does shine through, i guess they dominate through submission... go figure. they like to win you over with their pure hearts <3 mars aspecting pluto - they literally do nothing and everyone is intimidated lmao. you can just tell these guys will not just kill you but torture you and enjoy it lol. thats why they always acting like they are not a threat, because they are begging for someone to challenge them, but they are so bad at acting innocent, everyone can tell they are a wolf in sheeps clothing. its all or nothing with them. but they choose their prey very carefully... they like to win at all costs no matta the price.

[emssturniolo]

boyfriend ! chris headcannons :)

things i think chris would do if he was your boyfriend ★

★ him. resting. his. chin. on. your. shoulder !!! legit while you do anything, he will rest his chin there and just admire you working, watching tiktoks, reading - like anything ! he will stay they with you and be

★ definitely the type to just be O B S E S S E D with laying his head on your thighs !!!!!!! like idek why but i can just picture it so so so much like the boy just find it comforting ya know ;)

★ istg he would constantly be doing shit to make you laugh, especially if you're feeling down or you're in pain because you're on your period or something like ???? he WILL annoy nick and/or matt just to make you smile (he'd tell them why he was being so annoying after dw he's a good person)

★ chris just gives me the hand-holding type - not even necessarily in public while walking (that i don't thing he'd do) just like if you're having a conversation he's just gonna wiggle your fingers around and intertwine them with his when satisfied yk

★ he would genuinely get upset if you tell him you don't feel comfortable with kissing/cuddleing in front of nick and matt on a movie night ! like i imagine him going “nooo, they love you :(” he wouldn't force you to feel comfortable but he'd give you that reassurance and just make you feel so so so comfy with them, and i know that they would never mind in the first place but just for those overthinkers ! (me)

★ again i have no idea why but i would bet money chris would pick you up and just carry you around while you're like doing something, just to be playfully annoying !!! and i think he would just do it if you're upset so he would make you giggle or somethin, idk he just wants his girl to be happy fr

★ cute one to end off with, and i know a lot of other headcannon-writers said this but it just proves it's fuckin true ! if he goes out without you and sees something which he thinks you'd like ! that's it ! it's yours !!!! like he does not give a single flying fuck how much it costs, it's yours ! and him being all smiley when he gives it to you like ahhh come give me a hug you pretty boy <3 i love youuuus

i had the time of my life doing these so if ya want some more or ones with matt and nick just let me knowwww ! i love you all sm

[handsome-jacks-toy]

Hindsight

"You know Rhysie? I'm so friggin glad you talked me out of that endoskeleton plan."

Jack stands up from his desk, one of two now in the large office, and walks over to Rhys.

"I mean, look at us! I have a new body. You're Co-CEO of Hyperion. And quarterly profits are through the friggin roof baby!"

Rhys chuckles at that. "Yeah Jack, not airlocking half the R&D department every month will do that."

Jack throws his head back and groans. The kid has a point, but it doesn't mean he has to like it.

"Yeah well, I still say the numbskulls had it coming."

~~~

"Aaaand that'll do it."

Jack closes the Hatch on Rhys' arm and gives it a pat for good measure. The kid lifts his arm, inspecting it this way and that.

"What, ya don't trust my handywork cupcake?"

Rhys tilts his head at him. "Nah, it's not that. I'm just, kinda surprised you know how to fix it? I know you're more of a programmer than an engineer."

Jack can't help but laugh at that one.

"Did you forget I used to be code living in your cybernetics pumpkin? The first thing I did when I got access to Hyperion systems was learn how to repair you. Couldn't have you breaking down on me."

"Helps that you got the top of the line stuff too. Holographic palm interface. Echoeye with AR overlay. 200 year internal power supply. The works. Must have cost you a pretty penny."

Rhys slips his shirt back on as he nods, "Yeah, it definitely wasn't cheap. Cost my entire yearly bonus. I was eating instant noodles for months." He shudders at the phantom taste of noodle before looking Jack in the eye.

"It was worth it though. Without it I never would have met you."

~~~

"Hey cupcake, do you remember the time you first trusted me? When you let me into your subsystems?"

Rhys pauses from reviewing the contract and looks over at him. "Yeah, how could I ever forget? It's still the most terrifying, yet exhilarating, thing I've ever done."

"More terrifying than facing down a hoard of bandits and psychos in a race to the death?"

"Oh for sure. I didn't really have a choice. I could watch my friends die, or trust you. And let's be fair, your reputation preceded you. I mean, when you woke up, the first thing you tried to do was strangle me."

Jack couldn't help but grimace at the reminder. He'd never admit it out loud, but there was a lot he regretted about how he'd treated the kid in the early days.

"So why do you ask anyway?

Jack looked back down at the contract he was writing. "Just thinking about how far we've come, you and I. And this business deal were working on feels like that moment. For me it was pure exhilaration. It was then I knew that we could do anything, and I mean anything, if we worked together. We make an amazing team pumpkin."

Jack looked up to see the fond little smile the kid had. He was directing those at him more and more these days.

Jack clapped his hands together. "Alright, no more sappy shit or I'm gonna get a rash. Back to cracking skulls and writing loopholes."

"We're not cracking any skulls Jack."

"Hey, a man can dream can't he?"

~~~

"Wake up Jack. It's time to get up. Today's the big day!"

Jack rolled over and cracked an eye open. Ugh, he'd fallen asleep with the mask on again. Sometimes he wished he hadn't opted for it on his new body, but he just didn't feel like himself without it. The man before the mask was dead and gone, and he wasn't coming back. He was Handsome Jack now.

Rhys snapped him out of his introspection with a small shake to his shoulder. "Jack, come on. You gotta get up. The meeting's in an hour."

Right, the meeting. The most important one of his life. Jack was definitely awake now. As he sat up he realized he could smell greasy goodness wafting in from the kitchen.

Food was one thing he never took for granted anymore. Go for as long as he did without a sense of taste or smell, and you really learn to appreciate the little things.

He padded into the dining room and Rhysie turned and smiled at him.

"I know you were up late working on last minute revisions, so I made you breakfast. I hope bacon and eggs are alright. There's a pot of coffee brewing too."

Jack sat at the table and took it all in. Sometimes he couldn't believe this was his life. He never thought he'd be so domestic again.

"You're a godsend cupcake, you know that? I could just kiss you."

Rhys froze as he was plating the food, before setting it in front of Jack with a smile.

"I'm glad you like it. Now hurry up, we have a busy day"

Jack dug in gleefully. It was the best thing he'd ever tasted.

~~

"Looks like everything's in order. Pleasure doing business with you gentlemen. We'll talk again soon."

Rhysie turned towards him as the holo-call ended, business facade broken. The kid was downright giddy. It was contagious if he was being honest.

"We did it Jack! We really did it! I can't believe it!"

He thought the kid was gonna faint he was so hyped up. Instead he did something Jack never expected. He reached up, grapped his lapels, and pulled him foreward into a kiss.

Jack froze in shock, before melting into it. This was better than anything he'd ever imagined. Rhysie was a surprisingly good kisser. Finally they ran out of breath and pulled away.

"I can't tell you how long I've wanted to do that. Now just felt like the right time. We made this deal together Jack. Can you believe it? Hyperion is now the biggest company in the univer-

*CRASH*

Jack's eye flew left and right, searching for the source of the noise. He couldn't see anything though, and the mic wasn't picking up anything else. It must have just been more wreckage from Helios setting.

Jack hadn't seen another living soul since the crash. It'd been years, and he didn't want to think about how many more it could be.

That daydream was nice though. He wished it hadn't ended there. But he could always start over again. Wasn't like he had much else to do.

He flexed the arm again, trying to reach the eye, but it was a futile effort. Just like every other time. He couldn't help but look again at the scattered remains around him. The eye had long since rotted and fell to the ground. The bones were all he could really see. Everyday, reminded of his greatest mistake.

"God, I miss you Rhys..."

[sillyclowncircus]

Oh no, silly brain rot

@o-i-w-u come get some gore

Au where the tsams characters all work at a school- but ya know me, murder murder murder- so uhm- everyone has a small twinge of evil- or a lot

And all the kids are orphans to explain why no one notices kids missing

Ack- murder school

Uuuhm- gore mention besties

Tw: gore, murder, death, children death, esting flesh, EVERYONE IS MURDERERS

Sun does art classes :D he really enjoys painting the most, and red just happens to be his favorite color! And who else but those misbehaving students to provide him with that red paint his loves so much? Whats a little loss of a misbehaving student for the cost of art after all? Besides, hes been teaching these kids for 3 months now! If their art hasnt improved yet, what use are they to him but paint providers?

Moon! Going with that basic bitch science teacher for him. He enjoys science and loves it even! It's such a nice pass time for him, something he can relax while doing! Thats why its so annoying when one of the students have to mess up his relaxation time! How could a student be so stupid to mix ammonia and bleach!? Some students just have to learn by being the victim of their own failed experiments... even if it results in a little death sometimes.

Killcode is a gym teacher. After all, who but the fast predator to be one? Kill code is well aware that he scares the students, and he thrives on that terror. He loves to give students difficult tasks. What does he care that you're getting ropeburn from climbing that 20 foot(about 6 meters, i think-) rope? If you fall, then you best get up and run and keep running til someone else falls, or you're going to find yourself torn to pieces to feed his family and other students.

Earth does both cooking and gardening! She loves planting things! Especially things like Castor Beans, Winter Daphne, and Dendrocnide moroides! She has a love for plants that are dangerous and well... dont be surprised if a Castor Bean seed ends up in your food if you happen to be rude to one of her favorite students. Earth may not like killing, but she does like knowing punishments have been given, even if it results in death. She pften cooks the meat of dead students so it doesn't go to waste. It is a shame to waste such good meat after all... and meat is good plant fertilizer.

Lunar does zoology! He brings animals into the school and lets the students meet them! Who cares if last weeks wolf killed a kid? Not Lunar, he's metal. The wolf couldn't hurt him! The raccoon had rabies, and it bit you? Well, the only way to tell with animals is cutting their head off and sending it to the lab, so say by to your head and off to Moon's lab it goes! And if he so happens to take you outside and into the woods within the schools the 3 miles of fencing? He's just there to feed the animals he keeps, and you happen to be the meal.

Bloodmoon does anatomy! If a body comes in whole, they'd use it to carve ooen and show their class, maybe eat an organ or two. When there's not one? Well... no one is gonna miss that short kid in the back, right? It would be fun to cut open a live one and let their students see a heart pumping, lungs drawing their last breaths.

BM1(Bloody) he especially loves the gore, he personally loves the live students to work on, finding the dead ones boring since they don't squirm and scream. He prides himself in making the students both terrified but intrigued

BM2(Harvest) prefers working on the dead bodies. The struggle of the live ones annoys him, too squirmy, too wriggly. Tho he does hate the cold feeling of the dead bodies, so sometimes he just kills a student the moment they walk in class to have a warm cadaver to work on.

SolarFlare teaches both math and reading. Personally, he doesn't like killing that much... but someone getting answers wrong irks him. He's worked so hard with these students for months, and that can't spell something simple that 'Knowledge' correctly? Or what 2544 ÷ 48 is? It's 53! They aren't worth his time, and he doesn't feel that another teacher should waste their time either. So he kills them, his go-to method being to break their necks so its quick and not too messy.

Solar is the janitor and technician. He's just... tired. There is too much cleaning to do, too many dead kids, and most of all... ugh, Eclipse is annoying. But he doesn't break his role of janitor, knowing that he really has nothing outside this school anyways, so whose gonna judge him for snapped and punching a student who annoys him? No one. At least he's not killing... or if he is, no one noticed... It's amazing what hydrogen peroxide can clean out of clothes after all.

Eclipse is the principal. He doesn't mind all the killing, but he prefers not to get his hands dirty. It's enertaining to watch students come complaining to him, though. He will kill, tho. A student breaming too many rules, making too many messes, out with no hall pass... those who break rules have no place in his eyes. So a quick death should do fine. But if there's one he just particularly hates... He's happy to take his time to peel off someone's skin

[c0zy-fluff]

GUYS. Y'ALL WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHEN I WAS PLAYING MARIO PARTY AGAIN-

Sooooo, I chose to play as Bubba (Koopa) alongside CatNap (Shy Guy), DogDay (Toad), and Kickin (Wario) and decided to play Boo's Horror Castle (you could technically say it was a boys night ig)

...For starters, in context, everyone and I mean EVERYONE in the party kept landing on the back space and they were all kinda getting fed up w/ it, buuuuut there were a few times where they landed on a shuffle space... WITH A BOO RIGHT BEHIND THEM-

Kickin landed on a back space, which led him to winding back up into the Boo, costing him his 9 stars (which were originally at 17)

One time when they landed on the shuffle space, with a Boo right behind them, everyone was literally crossing their fingers (well, except Bubba cuz of his hooves, but still-) that they weren't gonna be the sacrificial lamb to the Boo.

Wouldn't ya know it, CatNap was the sacrificial lamb and he had 32 stars and that was (half) WIPED away from him. I think at that point CatNap had a death grip on his controller (it wasn't exactly at the point to where he wanted to throw it at the TV, but it was close) cuz he was really close to catching up to Bubba

After another failed attempt at rolling higher than the number on the wall to get to the boss, DogDay landed on a battle minigame space and this time, it was the Fire Hammer Bro. I forgor which minigame it was, but pretty sure CatNap lost. And OH BOY- I think at that point he was internally fuming due to having to drop from 2nd to last after losing half of his stars

When it became CatNap's turn again, he was internally fed up and wanted to get as much mini stars as he could to climb back up, soooo he landed on YET ANOTHER BATTLE MINIGAME SPACE- and CatNap, with his ear-to-ear grin (or literally the grin ya see in the cartoon trailer for ch 3), says to the others questioning why he wanted to land on the space again, when they just got out of a minigame, that he wants mini stars. That's all he said (Kickin lost that minigame btw 😭)

Until after that minigame, no one realized until now how high Bubba's star values were. (Like srsly, bro had about 60 smth stars meanwhile everyone was at around 10-15 stars 💀)

Kickin literally wanted Bubba to stop winning, but Bubba just shrugged (meaning he said no-) and Kickin told the others about how they gotta stop Bubba, but they don't know how

When they landed on a Bowser space, there was a reverse minigame, the minigame was Thwomper Room, and how did you guess? Bubba won again

Kickin literally kept telling Bubba that he alr has enough stars, but apparently Bubba can't get enough-

After the boss battle (which Bubba won), Kickin was just saying to everyone else, "...It could go ANY way!" and Bubba was just quietly snickering at that remark when he really knew that none of them had a chance of winning

Kickin, not only wanting a rematch on a different map, but also slowly turning his head towards Bubba and saying "Is it safe to say you're banned from Mario Party now?" Which was obviously a joke, and had Bubba smirking and rolling his eyes

I'm still playing the second round atm, but I wanted to pause it there cuz the FUNNIEST SHIT JUST HAPPENED.

They then chose Bob-Omb Factory and cuz of DogDay, they immediately skipped over the two pairs of mini stars in the path, with Bubba getting the next set of stars (which Kickin internally facepalmed at)

Few turns later, it was CatNap's turn, he landed on a dice block space and got a surprise minigame; he chose Magma Mayhem

(This was where the FUNNIEST MOMENT, imo, just happened-)

When the minigame started, Bubba IMMEDIATELY kicked Kickin off the ledge and his jaw just DROPPED and his ego was D E S T R O Y E D from that-

Hoppy was laughing and wheezing her lungs out for about 5 minutes after the minigame shortly ended (after DogDay pinched CatNap off and Bubba kicked DogDay off, leading to Bubba winning again) and she laughed a LOT more when she saw Kickin's facial expression

Kickin, absolutely speechless and still facing the TV processing what happened, literally went "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?! BUBBA, WHAT!?!?!" and Bubba was chuckling at Kickin's reaction

Fr tho, I laughed the moment I kicked Wario off cuz I honestly didn't think I was gonna land a hit on him-

[darqx]

Cursed 😂

❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ

Your enthusiasm honestly tickles me pink but alas I am not Gato XD (and anyway any p+h from where i live would cost a bajillion dollars. If i’m gonna sell anything it would have to start off less ambitious XDDD)

PS PLEASE DONT ASK GATO FOR ONE LOL

Oh yes plenty. After he came into power he was subjected to a number of Battle Royales as others tried to kill him off for exactly that. He only gets the odd challenge nowadays since it’s been proven he is less likely to die than people initially thought. 

Not an odd q at all, I have had one picked out for him (and my other characs) for quite a while haha! His is snapdragons.

Off the top of my head I have no idea what this scene looks like but here’s something thematically similar i prepared (years) earlier you might be interested in lol.

Short answer: no he doesn’t [kill everyone he takes an interest in]!

Long answer: it depends on how much of a vested interest Rire has in someone and what he might decide he wants from them. And since Rire can blend in with humans, yes there are many people over the years who may have interacted with him a bit and have no idea he is a demon.

Here ya go

I’d just like to pro-tip everyone and that’s if you ask me certain questions off anon, sometimes I private answer them faster.

Sounds like in HellTaker most of the demons are of one species/race :) In my lore there’s a bunch of different species/races so they have some different physical characteristics and power sets etc from each other. Here’s some of them (most of these are not coloured fully btw):

Just put the palette on a pic i already have on hand and it. really does not suit him.

Would just look exactly like Headmaster!Rire, ironically XD

A bit more like his dad but he gets his wavier hair and thicker eyelashes from his mom.

It’s soft and silky, and thick. Sometimes he uses product (maybe to keep his hair looking a certain way at long Sector meetings or events or whatever) but otherwise it’s usually natural.

I actually get asked this quite a bit lol and if you look at [baby btd] Rire you will get your answer |D

HH Rire more so than BP Rire. Though BP Rire’s usage of “little + [descriptor]” does straddle that fine line of either being a pet name or just a descriptor, and he does that a lot.

Oh it’s not that strange don’t worry, i actually often get questions like this |D From my FAQ:

CAN RIRE FEEL LOVE? I don’t know if you could classify what he feels as “love” in the same definition we are used to…

And from an answer to a similar q a while back:

Perhaps he may become fond of someone because they really maintain his interest and then he may become possessive; this isn’t necessarily a positive thing but you can take that how you want haha.

I think people would like me to give a more definitive answer but it’s more fun to leave it open to interpretation.

It’s an unlikely combo so he might find that interesting.

If you are old enough :d

Yes, no one is perfect lol That is for Rire to know.

[i-love-to-draw1]

Finally caught from dinner event n today/yesterday

Tazercraft are free but at a cost of taking a life tht was important for someone which cost the freedom of their friend. Sadge can't have shit here in qsmp Island. Feds are an ass

Lmao is it bad tht I'm excited where Foolish is doing for his character >:3

As someone who's usually plays true neutrals/chaotic neutral characters in dnd ya gotta know how unpredictable thy are. I have no idea where he is going. Could be good or bad in the views of others but to him it's something beneficial or fun so long as it doesn't hurt his immediate family bc thts all he cares bout.

I know for damm sure it'll cause a ruckus n burn bridges [def gonna bite him in the ass, tht wut always happen to these characters >:3]. I'll def be sad bc I like my qsmp communication n hate angst. But Damm do I love a good story telling despite the angst lmao

But things usually work out. He'll prob never have the same relationship with others again but the end goal is to get everyone n the eggs of the island no matter what even the other broke ur trust. U don't want them to be in an awful situation tht is the island bc it's a fuk up place.

Also ooo fit got his job n found some really interesting things. Sadge he won't show to the rest but understandable. Bc he got his job n he might tell em if needed. Very excited for his lore

Kinda feel bad for cellbit, forever n bad [maybe jaiden bc of the lie but she's also chaotic herself lmaooo]

More so on Cellbit.

But anyways

>:D I'm excited where this will go! Makes me think of a campaign I did with a friend lmao

[sharingoreozwithbeelfox]

Fluffy Mammon Drabble

Character: Mammon

Contents: Fluff, tickling, teasing

Words: 270

Notes: A little gift to make up for my absence!

~~~~~~~~~~~

“Give those back! I want one!” you protested, chasing Mammon around as he held a box, filled with donuts decorated to look like Little D’s, above his head and out of your reach.

“No, I want first dibs! If you want one, it’s gonna cost ya,” Mammon teased, his eyes glinting with mischief as he expertly dodged your advances.

“Ugh! You are impossible!” you huffed, poking the side of his belly indignantly. Unexpectedly, Mammon jumped, yelping and nearly dropping the box. He stumbled, fumbling with his hands to catch it without spilling any, before at last regaining his footing and scowling at you almost warily. “Don’t do that,” he growled, an undeniable blush on his face.

Your eyes lit up, visibly scaring him. “Are you ticklish?”

“Wh–? No! Of course I’m– hey!!” he snapped, his blush deepening as you began to chase him with outstretched fingers. “Stop it!”

“If you want that, it’s gonna cost ya,” you mimicked him, finally cornering him enough to pounce and mercilessly tickle his sides. “No! Don’t you dare! Ahahaha!” Mammon squirmed from foot to foot, trying desperately to keep the box out of your reach and wriggle out of your grasp at the same time. Alas, like a hovering bug, you stayed close to him, attacking his vulnerable midsection any time you got close enough. “Aah, no, I’m dyin’ here!” he managed to squeal, running out of breath from his laughter. “Stop, stop! I can’t take it! Okay! Okayyy! Take ‘em! Take ‘em all!” He backpedaled from you, opening the box and thrusting it in your direction as he hunched over, gasping for breath.

[devildomditzy]

DevildomDitzy’s 500 Follower Event

A-Z dates - E (Escape Room) W/ Mammon

Thanks for the request, @potatoqueengabi 💖

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“Oh fuck MC, we’re gonna die in here! The Great Mammon’s too young to die. I’ve still got at least another 900 millennia left in me!”

The shrill screams of your lovely boyfriend do little to help you solve the puzzle in front of you. Of course he’d be claustrophobic; Honestly you’re shocked he even agreed to accompany you on such a date, being the similarities between it and haunted houses.

“Mams, you’re fine. It’s an escape room, the point is to escape. Besides, they can’t hold us in here forever, we only paid for the hour.”

You peer even closer at the code in front of you, trying your best to decipher it’s meaning, made all the harder by the demon’s constant pacing around the room.

“You know, we’d get out of here even faster if you’d help me try to figure this out. Put that braincell of yours to work”, you tease, not feigning to rip your eyes away from the text scrawled out on the wall.

“Oi! Ya got a lot of nerve talkin’ to me like that when you’re trapped in here with me! I outta eat ya for that!”, he responds, cleared riled up. You laugh softly to yourself, the empty threat making you smile.

“You’d never do that, you’re too soft. Plus, you love me.”

The avatar of greed simply huffs at your response, before coming closer, kneeling besides you to get a peak at what you’re looking at.

“I think I recognize some-a these symbols. I might be able to help ya out, but my price is high, and it’s gonna cost ya!”, he states, turning his gaze towards you, smirk plastered across his face.

“How about you tell me and we beat this thing before the timer runs out, and I won’t tell your brothers about how the Little D dressed as a mummy in the last room made you cry.”

“Deal.”

[coffee-in-veins]

Tbf Biblically Accurate Dismas is a pretty unique concept! I'm not surprised people asked for it!

So now I'm curious about waxplay..... ;P

hullo hullo, thanks for one more ask ^^

yeah, and i'm surpised people liked it even in my messy wip state ^^' suprised and really flustered tbh. it was surprisingly heartwarming to receive support for it.

alroght, to the ask itself, it's a bit from the RRR (obviously >:D), very, very far down the road. but i hope it will tickle your interest just right.

i have a certain way of writing chapters for which i have a solid idea: i write dialogue first and then use it like the "spine" of the future chapter and then use it as a string and "bead" descriptions and actions on that.

so i'm gonna show a bit of that dialogue ;}

it's kind of a big one, hope you don't mind?

cw: mentioned self harm, BDSM, sexual implications, kinda guilt tripping oneself into consent for other's sake if you squint hard enough?

He dripped the first drop of melted tallow from the candle on Dismas’ hand. The highwayman jerked from the burn, his eyes wide. Rey stared at him back.

“You will be scorched by the Light’s embrace, and cleansed by it, by the purity of pain it offers in its sublime divinity.”

Both of their hands were shaking.

“Do… do you accept it, Dismas?” pause. “Do you want to repent? Do you wish for this pain to come?”

“I can take it,” he shifted so that now he held Rey’s hand in his own. “I can take anything from ye, but… do ya wish t’ give?”

“Your needs are my needs,” he breathed out lowly, leaning to the highwayman, pressing their foreheads together, the Child of Light’s illumination weaving smothered, fragile glistens on their faces, chiseling out the shadows underneath their exhausted eyes. And yet their eyes glimmered against the sharpened shade. “Your soul is my soul. If I can save it, I should. I will.”

“Will it cost ya?”

“No.”

“Rey, look at me, please,” a hand on the cheekbone, a soft caress. “Will it cost ya?”

“Nothing that is worth more than salvation of your soul.”

“A lot o’ things worth mo’ than ‘at blackened lump,” a soft caress to the hand that held the candle, shifting it so that it was held upright and wouldn’t drip. “Peace o’ yer mind. Your consent. You. Tell me. Will it cost you?”

“I… I don’t want to hurt you… Not in the penance halls, not like this, not… not the whip…”

“Tis not hurt, Rey. Not the whip. Not loathing. Remember what ya told me?”

“What I… I said that…”

What did he say? What did he say…?

“Ye don’t remember, do you?”

Why did he feel like there was something bigger behind those somber, quiet words?

“No, I remember!”

“Then… what didcha tell me?”

“I want to take care of thou like I knew thou always deserved.”

A soft smile yet the lips are torn. Why? Why were they torn, when did that happen?

“And ya do. Ye do e’en when ya don’t hafta, see? Tis can’t be hurt. Ye care, n’ ya do for me what I need,” pause. “Remember our word?”

“Hyacinth…”

“Any o’ this can stop. Just say the word. No judgement from me, no questions, no hurt. Ya care so much… that it helps. That alone already helps.”

“But not enough, doesn’t it?” a pause. “Do you… want this?”

“Only if ye do. Always only if ye do.”

“I want to lead you to the Light. I want you to live… I need you to live.”

“Cleanse me, then,” a low rumble as he took Rey’s hand and helped him drip a few more scorching drops on his own hand. “Burn me till I’m worthy o’ being yours.”

“Holy Light’s.”

“Same difference,” the blasphemer smiled brittlely, taking a sharp inhale as another drop landed. “Burn me. Ruin me. Please. Make me alive.”

A pause. A grin.

“Make me yours.”

[levy120]

Foreign

Rating: PGWords: 790 (Complete) Genre: Slight Whump, Introspection, Speculation, AU Lore: Rayman 2, Captain Laserhawk speculation

Characters: Rayman, Razorbeard, unnamed manager

Summary: Rayman arrives on Eden. Warnings: Trafficking

AN: This is just wild speculation, probably not what's going to happen, likely not even up to my usual standard, but I'm vibing and I need to get the wriggles out :D

Read also on: [dA] | now also on [ao3] ❗❗❗ See also: [You are here] | [Part 2] | [Part 3] | [Part 4] | [Part 5]

More like this: [Rayman Oneshots Masterpost]

"Razorbeard," the voice on the other line crackles, "What have you got for me."

The robot cackles with confidence.

"Depends what you're looking for," he smirks, "I got a whole slew of new slaves to offer! Need physical labor? I got a bunch of kiddy hands just waiting to be put in a sweatshop!"

"Ah…. no," the voice on the other end replies fairly quickly, "My problems right now are a little more delicate. The rabble is unhappy. Do you have something… exotic for me, to keep the crowds entertained? And... distracted?"

Razorbeard slinks in his chair with a thoughtful hum.

"You know," he drones, "I just might! But that one's gonna cost ya, pal."

"Oh really," the voice on the other line sounds intrigued, "What are we talking about?"

"One of a kind," the robot laughs, "You'll have to see it to believe it."

---

"Well, yes, but no…." the assistant comments as they regard Rayman's cell.

"It looks unique yes, but it kinda seems a little dead inside, don't you think?"

Razorbeard waves her nagging aside with a "Pshaw! Then pamper it a little for all I care. Tell you what," he waves a finger at the secretary, "It took me some buckling to get him this way! You'll thank me later for his obedience."

"If you say so," the secretary comments before the flash of a camera startles the Limbless to look up at his visitors.

And suddenly the secretary can't help but smile.

"For all it's worth, it is rather cute," she says, "I cannot imagine it being as much trouble as you claim."

"And that makes him perfect for your cause! Don't you say?"

A thoughtful hum. Another flash of light that has Rayman recoil.

"Maybe."

---

"Chin up, little one," the assistent prattles as she guides Rayman through a large building. Doors upon doors rowed together next to ear, white walls. It would be easy to get lost in here.

Not like trying to escape is very high on Rayman's list, what with being stranded on a different planet. Far from a home that's burning. His friends, gone, dead likely, for trying to keep up the fight.

One of the doors opens. Rayman takes note that it doesn't creak or jar. It's almost surreal.

"This will be your room. Take a moment to get comfortable. You'll have to be in a better mood when the boss comes around next. He did pay a hefty sum for you."

Rayman makes a derisive sound of acknowledgement, but doesn't respond otherwise.

The assistant raises a brow at him, muttering under her breath about mistakes and wasted money as she brushes through her notes.

"I'll be back later today to bring dinner. Anything we need to know?"

Rayman's head turns to look up at her in cautious distrust.

"Are you a vegetarian?" she asks with a hint of annoyance, "Vegan? Any allergies?"

The hostility in Rayman's eyes fades, giving way to honest surprise.

"Oh," he startles at his own voice almost before replying with a humble "No preference."

The secretary jots down a note with a hum and a patronizing "Oh goody. It speaks. See you later."

Then she brushes past him. The door behind Rayman closes… and locks. Not like that would stop Rayman if he still had his powers - but even then, he has no desire to see that bleak corridor again.

With a sigh he slowly starts to explore his new quarters. He's not delusional about trading one cell for another. Even though this one has a bed and a large window - he's towering above a noisy cityscape with even more machinery and not a single plant in sight…

A golden cage is still a cage.

He doesn't know why he's here yet.

But he doesn't want to think about it. It's been a long time his mind has been running with so many thoughts. It's riveting, but exhausting.

He'll have to put all his mental energy into learning what this place is. What is expected of him. It's not like he can just leave (yet). Trying to cling to that thought is just going to hurt.

But the memory still invades his mind, of when he'd first washed ashore on the Glade. Of how he'd been first scrutinized, then welcomed by the most lovely friends he could have imagined…

But they're gone now. And they're… not coming back.

He hangs his head in his hands. If ever he were to be so lucky to have companionship again, there's no way it could measure up to or replace what he's lost.

So for now Rayman will just have to do, what he does best -

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

When Rayman looks up next, there's a fire in his eyes.

___

/Edit 09-28 ...Ooops, I made a sequel

[nanbasparkles]

i don't have the comico app anymore but I did have the pocket comics english version that's still up and running but nanbaka isn't on there anymore!!! D:

Sadly, Nanbaka is taken down for good (or so it seems)

As it seems, or ive heard:

It got taken down when the ending of Nanbaka was here. I sadly wasnt around much when that happend, so idk how it was handled

Since the directors wanted Shou to end the serie, she sadly had to do so. I find it really sad to hear they had taken nanbaka away from comico cause of that-

However- There are some good news

I have heard that she will/make more content for Nanbaka, but on her own website on PIXIV FANBOX (LINK HERE)

It costs 300yen per month to be able to read the chapters thats being posted there. Gotta support Shou for their hard work!!

Gonna mostlikely soon buy the monthly subscription (just gotta wait till the month is over)

I havent used that site in ages, so I dont fully know how it works, but it seems like you can use paypal to pay with too, so thats good

She works independent now and has more freedom to do what she wants. Theres been some saying that she is working on something for the fans, and been told that we gotta be patient cause shes working on it- I dont know what it is, but, im excited!!

Theres also more text translations being posted in a google drive or so I`ve heard, you can find the translations from Chapter 193 till 349 (LINK HERE)

and I think, they are still being updated once a week.

So if ya wanna check that out, then go ahead :D (if any info is wrong, please let me know)

[fandomchokehold]

I didnt wanna harass your comments so ill ask here, I'd love to add Samson to my small growin collection of people's peeps in bg3 that I get to doodle randomly and with my own. But before I accidentally draw em in a way he wouldn't act, who's the boy?

I see The Good Doctor and can assume from that a bit, and don't worry if ya didnt think that much about it. I'm weird with a old dnd character of mine as my Tav so I think too much into Tavs and their stories and know not everyone does XD

That's so cool! I would be honored for Samson to be a part of that group and don't worry I've been working on his personality and backstory since before I had the game lmao

full warning I've never played D&D so stuff is probably gonna be but I did what I could with a basic map of Faerun and the internet lol

full name is Samson Silversten, high half elf bard, he/him, 31 y/o

he's a 6'4" beanpole with broad shoulders and a strong (well strong for 9 strength) back and upper arms; he's practically covered in light freckles and has heterochromia (his right eye is a rich brown and his left is a golden hazel)

he's demisexual homoromantic which is basically just he's only romantically attracted to men and can only be sexually attracted to someone he knows well and is good friends with, basically romantic feelings have to exist before he can feel remotely sexually attracted (I hope that made sense?)

the most self indulgent part of this character is that he's Irish (his human dad was) and in my head he sounds like Hozier, both speaking and singing

his preferred instrument is the violin but he can also play the lute

he's somewhere between lawful good and lawful neutral, basing most of his morals on the doctor's oath and code of ethics and trying so hard to avoid violence at all costs though he knows when it's necessary like with the goblins in Act 1

he's a bit of a hoarder; he keeps every weapon, article of clothing, tool, food and drink, and gold piece he finds, but he will happily toss all that aside to fill his inventory with any medicinal item, book, or magic artifact for Gale

at camp he can usually be found at his tent or by the lake engrossed in some necromantic tome or copying surgical illustrations from medical textbooks into his personal journal

he loves taking early morning swims before anyone else has woken up (he's shy lol)

he is soooooo autistic (as am I) and will often get frustrated by things he doesn't immediately understand, sometimes goes non-speaking for a bit if he's overstimulated (usually by mouth noises)

for a bard he's not particularly suave or charismatic, usually reserving flowery language for songs and poetry

his main passion is medicine, he wants to be a doctor so he can help anyone in need while also contributing to the progression of science, he also has an interest in necromancy but couldn't afford wizard tuition 😔

actually got all of his proper medical knowledge from the library and "borrowing" material from private institutions like Blackstaff (he actually did borrow them since he would break in again and return them after copying everything into his own journals)

his mom who was a sun elf taught him everything he knows about medicinal plants while his human dad taught him everything he knows about baking, although he can't cook for shit (thank god he marries Gale)

his other skills he picked up while working on a ship as a kid after his parents died include fishing, tying knots, navigating the stars, sailing, and swordfighting; he's especially good with a rapier

I can't reiterate enough how much he loves medicine and being a doctor he will help anyone in need of medical assistance like one time he wasted some salve and gauze on a rat in an alley cuz it was bleeding out from losing its foot; the rat lived lmao

he's very sweet and chooses to see the good in everyone, also fairly perceptive; Astarion didn't need to bite him for Sam to know he was a vampire he could tell as soon as they met but didn't say anything cuz it was Astarion's business to tell him

he gets flustered and shy very easily when people are obviously hitting on him, usually at a loss for words just goes beet red and wide eyed, tries everything he can to leave (Lae'zel: "I want to taste you" Samson: 🏃‍♂️💨)

I think that's about it sorry if it's a lot this isn't even the half of it lol

Thank you again for being interested in Samson! I appreciate you wanting to draw him and you've actually encouraged me to post some of the things I've written for him so I'll have to work on finishing those when I have a day off 💕

[glitch-pep]

Sooo... you might be wondering... who are these characters, and where are their heads?

Well, the answer to those and many other questions is under the cut.

[Background taken from Ed Edd n Eddy.]

When it comes to Ed Edd n Eddy we have never seen any of the parents entirerly, the most we've seen was Ed's mom from the neck down. So, I've only designed Mina's parents from the neck down.

It's quite silly but I think it also adds a sense of mystery to it. Not even I know what their faces look like, because I've never thought of it.

I'm not gonna give them any names either, I'm just gonna call them "Mina's mom" and "Mina's dad".

I like to stay true to the show for stuff like this, in the same way Mina doesn't have a last name because the kids in the show don't have them either. They mostly never mentioned this stuff because the kids are the main focus, but I still find it interesting.

I'll give ya some info about her parents, and you can fill in the blanks yourself if you want.

Mina's mom is basically the most known parent in the entire show because Mina keeps mentioning her just as much as Eddy mention's his brother. Although, while Eddy keeps talking about his brother in a good light which we eventually find out isn't true, Mina keeps talking about her mom in a more bad light, but as the show goes on we'd slowly catch onto the fact that Mina's mom is an incredibly nice person.

I like to imagine that it's the little details that give it away, like Mina's lunch having her name written on it with hearts around it, which her mom made.

Mina's mom genuinely loves Mina, but she's very concerned about her as well. I mean a child spending the entire day in front of the TV really isn't a healthy hobby.

Which is why she keeps tyring to get her interested in different stuff to get her out of the house more often, which is difficult considering how difficult Mina is.

And this leads to the famous "Mina's mom getting mad at Mina" which Mina tries to avoid at all costs.

It isn't the yelling and messy type of mad, but more of the quiet type. Mina's mom can be genuienly terrifying when she's just looking at her in silence.

And Mina loves her mom as well. But currently she's far too grumpy to admit it.

As for her mom's personality besides being a nice person... I'll just say that she's the kind of person that walks through an IKEA for the entire day carrying 5 bags and she's still enthusiastic and full of energy after it.

Also, I've said it before but she works at a cosmetics shop.

Also, another important thing is that Mina's mom and Jonny's mom are bff's, so that's why Mina and Jonny have to spend a lot of time together (besides because they're cousins). I imagine that the two families often have lunch together or that they celebrate Christmas together, that kinda stuff.

And, finally, onto Mina's dad.

A very mysterious figure as he'd maybe be mentioned once or twice in the show by Mina.

Him and Mina basically always have silent solidarity going on. Whenever he gets home Mina moves over on the couch so that he can watch TV with her, without saying a word to one another which they prefer.

He's known as the electrical wizard of the culdesac, the other neighboors always call him to fix stuff for them. (mostly because they know he'd do it for free)

He works at an electrical shop, where they sell parts for things but also stuff like toasters, washing mashines etc.

As for their marriage It's basically those tall and short person relationship dynamics. :'D

I also keep imagining him buying flowers for her and cute little gestures like that.

I can also imagine that the other adults in the culdesac are secretly jealous of them...

Like how can someone have a such nicely put together life without a million problems?

Behind their backs they probably gossip about how they're faking it and that there's something bad going on behind the curtains, which makes Jonny's family the only one that's truly loyal to them.

And that's about it! I really like the designs I came up with. If anyone can pinpoint what I did with them you'll get a gold star. >:]

[rainbow-pop-arts]

Wooooooh, Trigun Maximum vol 1 thoughts part 3 for @trigunbookclub! This is also the last part for vol 1!

Some thoughts about TriMax chap 5-6 under the cut!

Child Vash with his mother-figure Rem 🥺

Reminiscing about Rem fills Vash with determination (Undertale reference)

Woah guys, it’s the reason why Vash’s coat is red

Oh nooooo, a hostage situation

B A L L

Undertale genocide route

POV: You’re one of my friends in school and I’m about to rant to you about Trigun (mostly about Vash) for the 45510th time

Hmmm, I think when I first saw this I was like “Oh, what’s Vash gonna do? That guy killed the daughter of the guy on top of him. Will Vash let him be shot?”

( ˘̩ ⌒ ˘̩ )

Definitely Aqua from Oshi no Ko. Once he finds his dad who caused his mom’s death, he’s gonna kill him (not with a gun I think, but with a knife since…you know 😁)

Oh my GOD, Brad. Have some faith in Vash, would ya? 🙄

Conflict conflict conflict

I know this is a serious scene but I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP IT

POV: You’re looking at my Pinterest boards

Vash stops the guy from shooting the other guy!

Although…it costs his face being beaten up

What taking the pacifist route in Undertale does to a mf

WELP, all's well that ends well! :D No one died!

“AYYO, SPIKEY, HOP ON!”

“IMMA GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE, BOY!”

“Oh yeah, you too, old man”

I have a feeling this is foreshadowing the later chapters and I’m scared (I stopped at chapter 31 when I started joining the book club)

Woah, that guy was a puppet the whole time and was controled by that guy in black, BIG SHOCK! (When I first saw this I thought he killed the guy, yeesh)

Okay now what’s up with Legato here?

This is literally my brain when I’m not able to listen to music and the place is really quiet. My brain just imagines random crazy stuff to keep occupied. 

Was Mr. Nightow a fan of Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro? 🥺 I don’t watch it but the OP slaps

🎶Ge, Ge, GeGeGe no Ge... Asa wa nedoko de, Guu guu guu🎶

That's all for my thoughts on TriMax vol 1! ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿)

Bonus: So at school we were told to make a poster with the message "Say no to drugs" and I made this as a joke but my teacher accepted it anyways

Translations:

Before drugs After drugs

Doing drugs is dangerous! Don't go to a hospital or die, okay!