#and it's the greatest show ever made

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

[weirdmageddon]

HER RIGHT ARM IS LITERALLT ON HIS HEART IT’S ACTUALLY SICK. NOT A BIT OF AIR BETWEEN THEM

[musical-chick-13]

Cannot BELIEVE that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend really said, "Here is a female protagonist who is a mess and flawed in a painfully realistic, uncomfortable way, in a way that you cannot distance yourself from or write off, one who will do things that will worry or confuse or even unnerve you, and she is still worthy of love and support and personal peace. She still deserves to be happy and fulfilled because she is a person. And not only does she deserve to recover from everything she's been struggling with, that recovery is POSSIBLE. It's never truly out-of-reach, and it's so, so incredibly worth it for her to keep trying, for all of us to keep trying. Because we're never going to be perfect and we're never going to have it all figured out, and we're probably going to screw up a lot and there will even be times when we're downright unlikeable, but that never means that we can't still be happy."

ANYWAY I HAVE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY NORMAL FEELINGS ABOUT THIS SHOW

[coolmanjohnny]

Do ppl actually think of mark hoffman as like a super genius. I've always thought of him as a sort of Macbeth character where he got where he is out of brute force and luck

His arc reminds me a lot of Walter White. He got pretty far by lying/being lucky and now he's convinced that he's unstoppable. Eventually he collapses under the weight of his own ego and has a meltdown especially when met with any sort of scrutiny

[phoenixcatch7]

Okay but why haven't we had a time travel/fix it fic where after some shenanigans everyone decides to take down shinra, they split up to take out the important figures, sephiroth obviously takes hojo for any and all of a dozen good reasons.

And then hojo pulls a winter soldier sleeper code on him.

And then everyone is suddenly dealing with a brainwashed sephiroth.

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Hojo has to have some way to control sephiroth as he grew into his monstrous strength and power, yes? And learned helplessness isn't enough of a reassurance your prized military leader powerhouse isn't going to wake up one day and realise just how easily he could paint the labs walls red with chunks of you. And because hojo is obsessed with total power and control, dealing with a murder machine with huge mental issues, it'd only be fitting he create his own emergency shutdown.

In the most needlessly traumatic and mentally violating way, of course. Would sephiroth even know, if he couldn't remember? Would he have long stretches of emptiness in his memories that never get explained to him, or would he wake up where he'd blacked out, just another day in the labs?

Imagine, his allies watching on the cameras, as sephiroth stalks into the labs, a predator sighting its prey, exchanging a few cold words with hojo, raising masamune... And then hojos mouth opening, sephiroth going stiff like an animatronic, rearranging himself on the floor where he stood, face hidden behind his hair. Hojo leaves the room and he doesn't move, doesn't respond to any comms or passing scientists accidentally rolling a cart over his coat and hair.

Hojo ordering sephiroth to reveal their plans, their allies, their resources. Sephiroth doing it. Hojo deciding to punish sephiroth for the rebellion with lab procedures, or hojo ordering him to hunt down his co conspirators and end the takeover. Sephiroth doing so, heavy in his steps, crashing through walls and doors, heedless now of morals or civilians, silent, unresponsive. So completely unlike the jenova malice they'd been prepared to fight, that sephiroth had been bracing against. No arrogance, no mocking, no dramatic battlefield or hungry glowing eyes.

The puppeteer becomes the puppet, and with it, every trace of holding back. The perfect soldier.

I imagine the first trigger word would be lucrecia.

[sneakertin]

i haven't been very active lately because i got sucked into a pit called 'life on mars' and i've been thinking about nothing but sam tyler for the past week. i'm currently on s2 of 'ashes to ashes' and i'm trying to finish it as soon as possible so i can go back to actually being a member of the society.

anyway, go watch life on mars, it's great :)

[purpeltomato]

"oh, crap, lois. This is almost as bad as that time i got us stuck in Goiky."

(Cropped each under the cut😭)

[seventymilestobabylon]

I really and truly cannot imagine what it must have been like to be a Stargate SG1 fan who thought "eh I'll leave the TV on and see what this Farscape business is about"

you get all done with your hooray US Air Force show and then it's like "and now, a bunch of dumb bitches (our heroes) messing up someone else's heist because they're vomiting and shitting uncontrollably on a lava planet. PS: fuck the cops."

[asthedeathoflight]

Its crazy that Reservation Dogs was up for this round of Emmy's i always forget how delayed the cycle is I literally feel like it finished a lifetime ago. But no! It was just last year! Anyways I literally dont care if something good happened to you (show won an Emmy) it should have happened to Reservation Dogs.

[zosonils]

7 years since phineas and ferb ended and i still think candace and jeremy are probably the best portrayal of a healthy relationship involving a mentally ill person [candace has undiagnosed ocd but that's a whole other post] in any popular media i'm aware of and it wasn't even on purpose

[zaat]

Divorced Dad E05: ‘Fitness’ dir. Adam Brooks, Conor Sweeney & Matthew Kennedy

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Boris Karloff guest star

The Red Skelton Show; He Who Steals My Robot Steals Trash (1967)

[musical-chick-13]

Someone will bring up Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and then it will literally take a miracle to stop me from uncontrollably vibrating at a speed that could break the sound barrier.

[daniellesdarrieux]

Listen, it’s the worst hyperfixation I’ve had in years (the last one, to this extent, was Selfie I think or maybe Glow?) and I’m on my 10th consecutive rewatch and I’m glad I’m still on tumblr bc irl? It’s all weird looks, shut up about it and you need to think about/watch something else, and I haven’t even been that annoying about it and it’s not fun

[dnickels]

Morse: my only solace is the opera...

Local serial killer who hates him personally: Not for long!

[james-stark-the-writer]

trying to make a comprehensive tierlist for a big franchise is one of the most annoying things i've ever have ever had to do. like why are there no tierlist templates that just include all the stuff i want.

having to hunt down legible and decent quality 150+ posters is already really exhausting, but individually adding them to the template is so excruciatingly time-consuming. i'm sure it's more annoying because i'm doing it on mobile but my god, it's irritating.