#and joins clark

[haveihitanerve]

Okay but hear me out- the batkids as actual Vampires. Not bruce, just the kids, and bruce providing for them. Because he just has the tastiest blood.

Little Dick toddling over to Bruce, tears in his eyes because he ate his bloody dinner too fast and hes still hungry and Bruce just sighing and sticking out his hand and Dick lights up and they watch a movie while dick is happily gnawing on Bruce’s thumb and sucking his blood. Big Dick complains very loudly about how hungry he is and Bruce will glower at him before finally giving in and throwing an arm around his eldests shoulders and Dick pecks his cheek with a sweet “thank you dad.” before sinking his teeth into Bruce’s arm. 

Little Jason would very politely come over and tug on his hand and Bruce would pick him up and let him bite his hand and drink, but Big Jason just pounces on Bruce from behind and sinks his teeth into Bruces shoulder/neck for blood. 

Little Tim slipping five dollar bills into Bruce’s hand just before chomping his thigh and Big Tim very casually stabbing a needle into Bruce’s leg, extracting blood and then putting it into his coffee and walking away. Sometimes, if he’s feeling nostalgic, he will curl up with his head on bruce’s lap and actually bite him for blood, for pure blood, but he likes his coffee bruce blood blend better

Little Cass never once asked bruce for blood because she was scared, but Bruce would just scoop her into his arms and offer her his already cut open shoulder until she was comfortable enough scaling him like a tree and drinking from his shoulder. Big Cass still doesn't ask for blood, she just lands on his shoulders and bites his bicep. 

Little Steph was a little vampire gremlin and any time she saw Bruce without clothes (since his children feed off of him Bruce wears very little, just a tank top and shorts and makes sure to shave as much as possible to provide ample biting space, but as Batman he still wears his full suit just easy to slip off certain parts so his kids can feed easily) she would suction onto him like a little affectionate leech and dig her little teeth into his back. Big Steph also likes his back and has much the same habits as little steph did. 

Little Babs wasn't too keen on blood, but sometimes Bruce would offer her his forearm while she was working and she would work and eat. Big Babs has no qualms about taking his blood, but has few chances, so he stops by her Oracle hideout sometimes and just holds out his arm for her to drink

Little Damian thought drinking blood from a human was beneath him. Until he saw Cass doing it and wanted to follow her footsteps, but he cant climb bruce as well as her, so he just sank his teeth into Bruce’s calf. Big Damian will wait until Bruce sits or lays down and props his feet up and will then enjoy his calf blood. 

Bruce Wayne who is covered, littered in bite scars of varying sizes, who was once knocked over by his three eldest sons because they had been on a mission away from him for a week and were hungry and before they even said hello just sank their teeth into his neck, hand and thigh. Bruce Wayne who’s majority of scars come from his children, not villains and who willingly offers up his neck to any one of his children if they seem hungry. 

Bruce Wayne who, as Batman, will peel his protective bat suit arm off because Dick was hungry on a stake out. 

Bruce Wayne who is not a vampire but his children all are and he’ll be damned if he deprives them their nutrients. 

(selina kyle who is also a vampire and also gets her blood from bruce but from his-)

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Clark would never admit this but when he found out Batman’s identity there was a small part of him that was disappointed that his fantasy threesome would never happen

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

I just think a holiday romcom movie starring these four would heal me a bit

[arabella-s-arts]

Story where Tim, Damian and Bruce all realize that they can't all date a Super, because that would be weird. So they instead compete to see who can get over their emotional repression and ask out their Super first. Shenanigans ensue as they keep sabatoging the others. Tim nearly tells Kon how he feels when he gets floored by Damian's dogs. Bruce almost says as close to a confession as he can when the electric billboard behind him gives out his personal phone number, and he tries to ignore the constant calls, but Clark is worried about if there's something important. The sabotaging gets progressively more ridiculous as time goes on, and some of the other Bats join as well, even though they don't care who wins, they just think it would be fun to mess with them. There are also several arguments about who should get to be the one to confess.

Bruce: I've known Clark the longest. Tim: Exactly! You missed your chance old man!

Tim: *lists all the reasons he and Kon should be together* Jason: Oh come on Tim, you already got a male love interest. Let the others have a turn. Tim: Stay out of this Todd! Jason: *walking away laughing*

[emys-123]

One of my headcanons about superbat is that both of them have contingencies for each other.

People always focus on Bruce having plans A-Z for taking out Clark. What about Clark? Maybe some Kryptonian supercomputer that he updates frequently to keep up with Batman’s tech. Maybe he has secret poisons that work only on humans. Maybe it’s that Bruce Wayne exposé which is ready to release, he has locked up in the fortress.

The best part is that Bruce knows and loves him more for it.

I imagine one of their conversations to be this:

Bruce: I know.

Clark: I know you know.

Bruce: You understand that I will try to find counter plans for your plans?

Clark: And I will find ways to counter balance that.

Bruce: I love you.

Clark: I love you too.

[betterthanbatman1]

Clark: Butts are for sittin’ not for sassin’

Robin: Kill me now

[flipdebeeer]

some sketches from the superbatweek server

[tragedry]

Tyler, my beloved ⚾

[bruciemilf]

The justice league taking pictures with Bruce like men do with fish

[trentskis]

like disagree if u want but if we end up selling carvalho clark AND mcconnell for One Guy whos sat there twiddling his thumbs like hmmm shall i join liverpool hmmmm. then it's not worth it

[frimoussette88]

Doing promo about Secret Invasion:

"If you don't mind me asking: did you at any point call Kit Harington to say like 'Dude, is this really a good idea?' or was it like 'No, let's go' ?" (x)

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Bonus (still laughing at her own joke)

[martyrbat]

cursed comics cavalcade

[flowercrowngods]

having clarkson (wayne munson/scott clarke) brainrot again. i want an old man coffee shop au with wayne who always grabs his pre or post-work coffee in the same café and meets middle school science teacher scott clarke who’s writing children’s sci-fi books about a group of four boys and a girl discovering the secrets of the universe. and they get talking, until wayne doesn’t just come there for his same ol’ cup of coffee

[withclawandvine]

i just watched ‘my adventures with superman’ and if it has taught me anything it’s that i’m always gonna be a hero girlie <3  ik the morally gray man with a soft spot for just you is having his moment rn but i must stay true to my roots..  watching that bulky man in a sweater be unable to resist saving a kitten did more for me than some guy burning cities down on my behalf or whatever ever could

[fortheloveofwbb]

my life will never be the same I’ve should’ve known the moment I feel in love with women’s basketball

take me back to the days when I was at peace and not stressing over these women

I become a fan this year in April (I watched that one iconic edit of paige iykyk) and I never went back

[mansionfreaks]

I just thought of this. Have you ever tried switching outfits with one another? Was it fun?

It was terrible.

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