#and mexican free-tailed bats r some of the fastest horizontal fliers on the planet (iirc)!! fits his more jumpy flighty skittery spidey....

[spider-man-2o99]

i KNOWW that it's technically “canon” that the spider-ham universe variant of miguel is a pig because of piguel o'malley. but . what if he was a Free-Tailed Bat instead....