#and my gut

[oobbbear]

Perspective sucks eyeballing shit is good and valid and we should do that more often

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[free-my-mindd]

Asking yourself “would someone who loves and care about me do that to me” and being very honest with yourself will save you from going back into the wrong hands.

[bubblebellyrubs]

For those that keep asking about the burping videos:

[maelicgrn]

Self-indulgent showtime sketches

[cuntylestat]

They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.

[percabethconvos]

On a date

Percy: You look pretty cute dressed up without the battle armor

Annabeth: Oh yeah? And how do I look with the battle armor?

Percy: Hot as fuck

[sleepymccoy]

This is also a bit of a culture query, cos these are all in my house so I genuinely cook with these all (except chicken salt, that's been in my cupboard for ages)

But I'm not from the USA and most people here are, so I wonder if that's similar! Maybe your cupboard is identical to mine. Maybe we use the same stuff but call it something else. Maybe USA has a different relationship with pre mix spices and you use none of it. Maybe you've never heard of pre mix spices. I dunno. That's why I'm asking!

I use plain herbs and spices as well. Especially when making a complex meal I'll do it myself. But I use pre mixes other times, so I'm voting. Voting for a pre mix doesn't mean you don't also use paprika! If you genuinely have no pre mixes in the kitchen tho, then hell yeah, tell me!

Also, I know I haven't listed everything in the world. One, that's impossible. Two, this is a bit of a culture thing so I just checked my kitchen and used those. This selection is representative of me only

(you don't have to be from the USA to vote, obvs, we just all know that's how the results will end up. Please tell me about your spice mixes in other countries!!)

Morrison spice blend: Pepper, tumeric, ginger, cardamom, parsley, salt

Chinese five spice: Star anise, cinnamon, clove, fennel, Sichuan pepper

Chicken salt: Salt, chicken stock, garlic, paprika, pepper, onion, celery

Gluhwein gewurz: Orange peel, cinnamon, lemon peel, star anise, hibiscus, clove

Chimichurri: parsley, garlic, oregano, vinegar, chilli, salt, pepper

Za'atar: thyme, cumin, coriander, sesame seeds, sumac, salt, chilli

Garam masala: coriander, cumin, cardamom, cloves, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg

[bellygettingfat]

Before and after I let myself go :)

[nottspocket]

Do you guys also think she’s haunted when she looks in the mirror

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[ptr-sqloint]

Desecrated Host

[free-my-mindd]

If something feels off, it is.

[polartaint]

Zoro and Pudding would hate each other lmao

[bubblebellyrubs]

I keep getting asks about a video of burping to relieve some of the tightness in my belly so here was me trying to get ready tonight. Let me just say I have no mastered how to get the burps to come up faster so I can get that relief 😮‍💨🥴