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percabeth4life · 14 days
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[Trans-Percy, just decided to give her a different name].
Ellen Aurelia Jackson looks delicate and curvy with flawless skin without calluses, but she can fucking mince you with just two strokes.
Ellen: :)
Everyone: she's so pretty!
Ellen: *destroys an army single handledly*
Everyone: ... oh
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fictionadventurer · 10 months
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I have learned that there are mini American Girl dolls, and I'm in grave danger of indulging my inner child who loved Josefina at the expense of my outer adult who has no real justification for this purchase.
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Kristen Schaal as The Guide
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
4X10 - SUNRISE, SUNSET
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goldensunset · 1 year
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i gotta be honest lads, i love vivilion to death
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sicksucculentz · 1 year
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Marc is hiding behind Layla, scared while pointing at a ME.
Marc: “he touched my butt! Make him go away! Make him go away!”
Layla grabs a broom and starts sweeping at me.
Layla: “go on! Shoo!! Get out of here you little critter!!”
I hiss and scamper back to what ever crevice I wriggled out of.
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daily--cats · 2 months
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A Family portrait during the Spanish Flu, 1918 ♡
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malwarechips · 7 days
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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tariah23 · 2 months
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 days
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Knowledge Revenge.
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blorbopolis · 3 months
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im cooking
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good-to-drive · 8 days
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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram
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everydaylouie · 6 months
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ghost swing 👻 🎸
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perfectbabes24 · 1 month
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barblaz-arts · 2 months
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"Mom, the princess is flirting with her hotel manager again!"
-- some cannibal kid, probably
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lanaknowsitried0 · 6 months
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