[Trans-Percy, just decided to give her a different name].
Ellen Aurelia Jackson looks delicate and curvy with flawless skin without calluses, but she can fucking mince you with just two strokes.
Ellen: :)
Everyone: she's so pretty!
Ellen: *destroys an army single handledly*
Everyone: ... oh
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Marc is hiding behind Layla, scared while pointing at a ME.
Marc: “he touched my butt! Make him go away! Make him go away!”
Layla grabs a broom and starts sweeping at me.
Layla: “go on! Shoo!! Get out of here you little critter!!”
I hiss and scamper back to what ever crevice I wriggled out of.
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A Family portrait during the Spanish Flu, 1918 ♡
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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"Mom, the princess is flirting with her hotel manager again!"
-- some cannibal kid, probably
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