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musicallover0428 · 8 months
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Joan: I'd kill for you, Vera. Vera: No thanks. I'm good. Joan: Please let me kill for you.
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guccigarantine · 10 months
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i have never understood the fear of large bodies of water/wide open spaces until i got to the water portion of the game Inside and now im trembling like a little baby
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supersumc · 10 months
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One of the fun things I like to do with my characters is make BIO-MOCS of them. Here's Sylvia "Zebedia" Mawwed when she's all grown up. (It's an old version that lacks the battle dress, but still similar enough to the current one.)
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aximili · 6 months
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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muffinlance · 5 months
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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starrysharks · 1 month
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ghanaian miku
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frankierotwinkdeath · 3 months
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
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mqqqteor · 10 months
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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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trisarahtops-sketches · 3 months
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Just dragon girl things <3
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raskolnikovslawyer · 11 months
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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
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cuntstable · 7 months
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
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tuttle-did-it · 3 months
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
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edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
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beebfreeb · 5 months
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supersumc · 10 months
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One of the fun things I like to do with my characters is make BIO-MOCS of them. Here's Sylvia "Zebedia" Mawwed when she's all grown up. (It's an old version that lacks the battle dress, but still similar enough to the current one.)
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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toadsrbutch · 1 year
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pym’s soggy sundays are what makes life worth living tbh
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