#and shorts

[orangekittyenergy]

Not only is Gale’s butt getting bigger each time you draw him, his little boxer briefs are getting shorter and I see you queen.

👑

Hahahaha I love you 😭😂 very very accurate. Pretty soon it's just going to be a thong and pure ass 🍑🤌

[cashweasel]

Going out and she’s head to toe in your clothes

@night-triumphantt what do you say in her defense fjsksjdkdj

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧, 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 (𝟔/𝟐𝟗/𝟐𝟑) 📸:𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐓𝐖𝐃𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

[nortsauce]

my building is on fire again :/

[dwtdog]

i’m happy dream has been using twitter less and that he for example talked about this only on priv and reddit

i cant believe we've gotten to the point where reddit is the least of the evils but also dream's style of explaining things really does fit well there, long ass character limit and dumb people get downvoted to hell :3

[gothicmatter]

i take the heat seriously and i'm still getting cooked alive

[gravyffxiv]

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[ckygetsjobs]

I’ve been crying over these pics since yesterday like he’s fucking pretty and his fucking shirt dude….

[gxyhxrror]

I thought I liked boxers quite a bit but. In this fucking heat?? And the texture/fit under pants???? So infuriating.

Maybe it’s the brand & material ??

[gorjee-art]

a comic about cuddles

[scramratz]

[byelacey]

thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings

[thestuffedalligator]

“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet