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fatsmyname · 2 years

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why did my dentist call me a good boy with his fingers in my mouth

#my art #original comic #he kept calling me a girl after to save himself I think #but it was so insane and hilarious and absurd #I’m sure he thought I was a boy??? but it’s so confusing cuz I didn’t have my hair short then #and so it’s like #sir did you see something in my eyes when you stuck ur fingers in my mouth #that reminded you of that twink you most definitely fucked #LMFAOOOOO #butch lesbian

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youreyeslookliketheocean · 2 years

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I have such a cool idea for my grad cap and if I can pull it off I’m gonna be so excited

#listen ok so #I’m pulling a bunch of my fav quotes from my fav pieces of writing #and then a couple quotes from my own for funnies to rep the creative writing side of my college education😂#but for the lit stuff I want to take quotes from a range of stuff #ranging from classic lit (so far there’s emerson - plath - melville - and Whitman)#to fanfic!#and I think what I’m gonna do is type them all in a nice font on a piece of paper #altogether without bothering to put who the quote belongs to #and so it’s like #yay my favorite hopeful quotes for the future sorta related to graduation and sorta just my favs #but also.. statement about how we value different forms of literature?#like they’re all gonna be equal there cause you won’t know who wrote what #unless the person reading it is an English nerd like me ig… but everyone ELSE #anyway #that’s just the background. the rest is gonna be decorated with ribbon or flowers or something and have block letters over the quotes #but I’m excited

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visenyaism · 2 months

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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

#i think about deleting my blog and starting over so often it’s unreal. i don’t really like how big i am on here either

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macdenlover · 4 months

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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kirukrono · 28 days

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[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

#hatsune miku #miku #vocaloid #anime #people on twitter really liked this #so enjoy tumblr!!

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vamptits · 2 months

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

#im TIRED of being like. um so actually uh. IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE. but like some of these are actually harmful so.

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ugartecoco · 10 months

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the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out

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fairycosmos · 4 months

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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

#i am so like my parents in so many ways it makes my skin crawl

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inkskinned · 4 months

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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everythingwasnormalhere · 4 months

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me #but she still thinks it is soo #but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon #asexual #aromantic #<- for reach #edit: ...its censored because i want to btw #like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do #ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao #im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo

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riacte · 10 months

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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into-the-groove · 2 months

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favorite photo of all time not even joking

#there’s a cat in the gay bar #there’s something about the cat facing the closed door that sends meeee #it looks so scared and intimidated #like same

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tothechaos · 8 months

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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alleesaur · 28 days

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casual blue crab miku doodle

#digital art #art #hatsune miku #miku #i dont feel tied to specific region so take crab #my miku designs really be like #the metal the flesh the divine (crab)#doodle #crab

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liquidstar · 6 months

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

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