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#and some of them. are horny.
lovelaceisntdead · 1 year
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Listening to the Cranberries and feeling unwell about Van Palmer no one talk to me
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wanderinthedeep · 1 year
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welp
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vaguely-concerned · 26 days
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sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(
a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little
#I've never played back to ostagar before actually! getting some more delicious trauma for everyone#and also zev was there (affectionate)#oc: sophia amell#warden x alistair#dragon age#dragon age origins#the vibes are slightly weird in the dialogue in this dlc -- this uh. did not seem to be the relationship alistair and cailan had#such as it even was. but hey I got this angst out of it what more can I ask#I had sophia and alistair smooch on the platform place thingy where you meet him for the first time. I am a sap but I am free#what's that post about the unconquerable human spirit that's like 'despite all the horrors I am still horny' again. basically they're that#alistair is honestly The most pocket healed warrior of all time he's got two spirit healers who love him laser focused on him#at all times#(sophia switches between unleashing horrifying amounts of raw magical power on the enemy and going 'oh nooo let me see I'll fix it')#that boy is Protected. wynne and sophia glaring at you past his shoulders like 'he said no FUCKING pickles ok. last warning'#(actually probably sophia would glare at you from like. the height of his armpit; she's Short lol)#also partially why I had to change my canon b/c if alistair was left in the fade sophia would. she would quite simply end the world#long before solas had the time to. she would tear the veil to shreds to get to him. mind and circle mage restraint irretrievably lost#her greatest fear is becoming unmoored (which in many ways also means losing alistair) and everyone else should be afraid of that too#I do like how this playthrough is shaking out tho it feels like a more grown-up version of the story I told with them originally#more complicated and acknowledging the other forces pulling on them (when I was younger I liked the freedom of them both staying wardens)#but it just makes the 'we're sticking together *no matter what*' all the more satisfying and triumphant for me.#we'll find a way and if there is no way we'll fucking make it together :') and they do
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kinokoshoujoart · 4 months
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awfully sassy for a man with a scythe lodged in his skull aren’t you
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roguerambles · 6 months
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In the alternate universe where Aelia ascends to godhood with Gale, Halsin is just minding his own business one day when she just...appears on his doorstep.
Aelia: "Halsin, we need to have sex."
Halsin: "...I need no further encouragement, but may I ask why?"
Aelia: "I have discovered my domain is Desire and now I require near constant mental and physical stimulation and if we don't have sex right now I will lose my fucking mind."
Halsin: *already shedding his clothes* "I completely understand, please come in--"
Gale wants to be annoyed, but Aelia's Aura of Thirst means he has also been persistently erotically charged so instead of getting mad and smiting Halsin when he finds him and Aelia in bed he says "Oh, thank me." and immediately gets into bed with them.
Becoming the personal lover of two newly crowned gods was not on Halsin's bucket list, but he's not mad about it.
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babylongospel · 3 hours
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So question(s) for my HDG girlies: does being a floret necessarily mean existing on a spectrum between stoner and house pet? While that's *absolutely* appealing to me I've been tinkering around with some story ideas and everything I've read tends in that direction yet I'm not sure if that's just narrative sampling bias or something.
If they're really dedicated to making sure each sophont before their best self, and a lot of bodymod tech is locked behind the implant, what do they do with a very enthusiastic transhumanist volunteer who wants to become *more* aware, not less? Or one who's already an Orion's Arm style post singularity intelligence and doesn't really wanna go back?
Also, what about hive minds? Like proper tyranid style overminds, who gets to be their owner? What does domesticating them even look like, what does "living your best life" look like for a ravenous swarm of biopuppets? What about sophont polities that are just as assimilate-y as the Affini themselves? Strog/Phyrexian/Infested type deal.
#hdg#human domestication guide#sorta#tbh the stuff I'm working on has largely stemmed from me digging the non-horny elements of the setting and wanting to play around with them#and also the inevitable urge to crossover#but it's gotten well beyond the point I'd call it HDG since it's *very* canon divergent (and I struggle to play nice in shared settings)#but I wanna see what the worm/loreheads have to say about how the Affini would handle things the Gardeners are dealing with#the Gardeners being my not!Affini ofc#though they also have a dash of the xeelee and Traveller and forerunners and such#they lean way more into the oppressively benevolent paternalistic precursors angle in the absence of being gigamommydoms#they try their best to be detached and mysterious but are incredibly neurotic about their responsibility to save *everyone*#(which is an actual codified thing called the Mantle of Universal Benevolence that they are not the first to hold)#the mantlebearer is basically the designated “adult in the room” responsible for protecting others from the universe and themselves#and was established by the Seraphs#a loooong dead species of “energy beings” who reigned for a comparative eternity in the plasma of the femtoseconds after the big bang#after realizing the universe was going to be a place of disparity and pain and that those with the capability had to help those without#see what I mean about it being *really* divergent from canon lol?#admittedly most of that has been after I firmly decided it's my own HDG inspired* thing#originally it was actually just me trying to flesh out the terrans by repurposing some stuff from my eclipse phase rewrite#and the sitch *there* was basically having the Accord be a reactionary anthrochauvanist bioconservative shithole#because they're the winning side of a terran civil war that resulted from the space!UN siding with fashy militants over lefty transhumanists#and making a lot of concessions to the former to crush the latter#sorry for rambling lol
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