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#and specifically from my pussy!!!!!
nanamis-bigtie · 4 months
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i think the funniest thing coming from having a hands-on experience with sex is learning that some of the "fanfiction lied to you, here's how it really is irl" takes have even less in common with reality than some random smut you run across on tumblr
in the end, sex is a very personal experience, there's no such thing as universal recipe for what will feel good and what will turn you on. and the other way round too. the key is to have open mind and to experiment - not only with a partner - and to remember sex is supposed to be fun
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So we now know both that Trevor says pussy and Isaac does not know what that means
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stoppingo1k · 6 months
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so artfight in *checks notes* like four months huh. does. do any mutuals or people who follow me have any cute clubpeng ocs on artfight perhaps,,,,
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the end of meronia event and almost all of lawlight week aligned perfectly so that they’re in the gap btwn when my june classes end and when my july classes begin which means that i will have more time to work on things yippee!!!!
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the-golden-weapons · 3 months
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current thoughts: ninja with tattoos
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bhaalsdeepbat · 7 months
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on my Slayer Durge file, I was really in the RP zone and waited to reveal Slayer form to everyone until my Durge got to the Mindflayer Colony. She had just found the Letter of Forgiveness, was grappling with the familiarity of the brushstrokes, and then met Kressa and realized the first memory she ever had was of Kress's operating table.
my Durge couldn't hold back slayer form and suddenly the party was having to deal with the colony AND the fact that their leader was clearly hiding some pretty big fucking secrets from everyone.
and it was so fucking good. my slayer durge is kind of weak (bc of user error, from not optimizing, but i'm rolling with it), so being told by Astarion after that she wasn't strong enough on her own to make him feel safe. He soloed Myrkul, so imagine doing this horrible horrible thing, getting the power from it, and having the person you got that gift for telling you that your strength isn't enough.
the rp reasons for ascending astarion while still trying to resist ended up just writing themselves on that file tbh
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xxcherrycherixx · 10 months
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How the fuck do you even research how to drive
Like I want to learn to drive now that i have money for the lessons and test but i would have to do a written test and learn road laws and rules right? but where the fuck do i start with learning that shit?? Im autistic dumbass i need a simple guide with pictures i already wont be learning manual because im stupid at least make this part easy for me
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domesticangel · 1 year
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art tutorials that focus on improving your art for the sake of followers and internet clout are soooo…….
#like I can understand the importance of building up a base if you’re trying to do art for a living but#there’s usually no indication of that specifically it’s always like…HERES WHAT TO DRAW TO GAIN FOLLOWERS!!!#like a ‘tip’ I’ve heard sooo many times is literally just. draw what other people like. draw fan art for series that are popular#draw what other people like!! optimize your work flow!!! post every day!!#like maybe I’m just an old lady sitting on her front porch in a rocking chair but. does that not sound exhausting#I heavily drew fan art from ages like 15-23ish#and like it works it gets you followers and it gets you attn and it gets your stuff out there!!!#and listen this is just my own personal experience which is why this all seems weird to me but.#finally putting my whole pussy into original work and realizing my own ideas fufillment wise…#like if fanart was caffiene then working on original stuff has been a full face of blow for me#I don’t know. getting recognition from people who share common internists is fun and the validation of COURSE feels good#but getting over my need to just please the crowd and working to feel less afraid of the vulnerability inherent to sharing original work#it’s just a WHOLE different ballgame and I’m really glad I’ve started to play it#idk. many thoughts. do what feels good but don’t become clout poisoned. u know.#not everything is about optimization and marketability. get the ideas and colors and shapes out of your head. it is our destiny#txt
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daddy-socrates · 1 year
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i want to post things that ive put in my thesis because i have thoroughly made my case for the use of humor in discussion of serious topics. but i am afraid of doxing myself xo
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jungleboy-cruise · 1 year
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Bad news lads.... i didn't like the Barbie movie.
I'm gonna rant about my take in the tags please don't send me messages for why I'm wrong this was my personal take away if you don't like it and it makes you mad please just block me.
#my heart is broken#i was so excited so hype i thought i was gonna love it#i thought all the reports being like ''they says they hate men'' were anti feminist reactions#but no this movie is misandrist as fuck#the moral really is ''oh well men rule the real world so women deserve to rule this world and the kens can fuck off and get over it''#when the kens were literally never oppressors#even when they got patriarchy its presented as a disease they caught not as genuinely having power and using it against a vulnerable group#the kens don't get a happy ending the barbies dont have Anything change except one of them is gone now cause she decided she wanted a pussy#barbie spoilers#weird barbie was fun#we didn't get enough of the discontinued barbies#they tried to half ass a conclusion for ken by setting him free of his romantic pining and giving him permission to just be ken but like#he's still homeless#he's still unskilled#he still lives in a world where he isn't accepted anywhere and is hated everywhere just because he's a ken#''actually inequality is good when we do it but we should be kinda nice to them too so they don't try to revolt again i guess''#i really liked the aesthetic i really liked the acting i really really love the inclusion of the real stuff#as in the Barbie things like the outfits by name and the specific barbies from specific lines#this movie was fine if you want to turn your brain off and watch someting pink its great#i did enjoy myself#i will be getting it and watching it again#again please don't send me anything explaining why you disagree#this is only so i could get my thoughts out there so i can hopefully think about them less#but i dont want a discussion people are allowed to disagree
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thots abt trans headcanons in de:
trans headcanons for pre-existing characters in de are cool and fun and i respect ppl who do it bc its fun but personally i just cannot get into it because... you dont think that being a fucking transvestite in revachol would vastly alienate your personal experience from a cisgender person? in a game where you can literally choose to be a bigoted, raging fascist... in a game that takes a half-comedic sequence to talk about revacholian homosexuality and how phobia and bigotry still very much exist despite its legalisation; about its politics and how different members of the community choose to live with their desires...that the realities of a trans person living in revachol would be on the fringes of its society - communal, and possibly illegal - where everything could hinge on staying closeted.... in a game that lives and breathes the divides between its inhabitants, a trans person existing in the story would be a pretty big fucking plot detour into abandonment; marginalisation; unemployment; poverty; cisnormativity; intersections of oppression... and that/those character(s) would DEFINITELY NOT be... like..... a highly decorated police lieutenant.
on the other hand, boypussy + amazing art. 👍👍
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snekdood · 11 months
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bitches will mindlessly consume whatever someone says if they find them hot enough 😒
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mejomonster · 1 year
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i have, somehow, finally returned to writing the Original the blank files story that spawned the absolute plethora of other stories. and i 
i realize it is absolutely critical this story takes place in the 2000s
#rant#tbf#i mean. its meant to be set around 2012 and just prior and just after anyway#but i realize the HIGH SCHOOL portions are SO colored by the 2000s experience#theres just. a specific brand of WTF homophobia even from other baby gays who knew no better from that era#i remember being called homophobic shit BY the other gay kids because once we were exes#theyd pretend to be straight and make fun of me for liking pussy like OK well u wanted me to touch urs so maybe#ur joke about me eating tacos and being a carpet muncher freak is a little hypocritical no?#but like. that was ABOUND#and even if u Were somehow straight or exclusively dealing with straight ppl#they would do these 'gay marriages' of 2 straight girls acting married cause theyre Great Friends JUST so they could then insult#any girls who ACTUALLY liked girls#and guys? oh man poor guys. gay and all variants of gay were used Intensively to bully#i think the only guy friend i had who handled it alright was my also bi friend. who was class clown and a full bitch and he could insult#everyone back while also Towering over everyone so like. aside from thinking it was bizzare gay was an insult#they couldnt hurt him much#but yeah like me and him were the only people vaguely aware we were bi bitches in high school. (because everyone was biphobic and said#we werent real -.- )#it was ah. a way different high school experience#like. im really not kidding u could be a lesbian butch dating only other lesbian butches#and the second u would break up ur dyke ex would call YOU a filthy dyke carpet munching freak and spread rumors about u#despite ALL of yall looking like the obvious gay people here. it was certainly some Bullshit#(also its probably a miracle i didnt date many boys because im SO fucking queer and so fucking masculine i think id have short circuited#and lost my shit if a person called me anything like queen GOD YUCK)#also being trans in retrospect. explains so much of my teen years#lol one of my BIGGEST teen crushes was also nonbinary in retrospect. we Knew somehow before we Knew.#probs why we clicked. we both didnt act like the goddamn percieved gender ppl treated us as
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starlooove · 1 year
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What material gain do we have an LGBT community? Do you ask trans peopel what they materially gain from exclude cis people? Do you wonder why we have gay spaces?
It is BECAUSE of the current politcial landscape we should stop catering to our oppressors. Because a cishet person who happenst o ont feel sexual attraction demanding lgbt space, resources, support is in fact an oppressor.
Who is the real bitch here? The cishet making demands of those they oppress or the oppressed?
I said it in the tags last time but comparison answers don’t do much here because the question I’ve been asking is specifcally about ace/aro ppl in relation to the community. I wanna know what exactly excluding those specific people provides for the community. What resources, space, and support are they taking? I want to know the real negative impact they specifically cause that makes this amount of vitriol valid to you. Does it matter if you can’t even answer that without making comparisons to other members of the community? Is it that serious if you can’t provide physical issues they’re causing that’s not a vague “they’re taking resources.”
And not to be mean but if you’re the same anon you’re still very clearly the bitch here like between you getting that mad and a hypothetical “resource thief” I think the answer is lowk obvious
#i do have an opinion on the whole the community is everyone who’s not cishet thing#like Idk maybe I’m stuck in the past but I think the history#especially outside of the US#when it comes to exclusion involving kink race body shape etc.#i think that’s what’s made me jaded to exclusionary shit#like imo if it’s not physically targeting people irl I don’t think it’s deep enough to be this pressed#i was really ready to like form an opinion and I’m gonna research it regardless#but this interaction specifically just feels like ‘no kink at proud’ ‘no more trenders’ ‘neopronouns ruin everything’#like i need to know why it’s that deep#matter of fact I don’t care what ur fighting against I wanna know what ur fighting for#how does the exclusions of ace or aro ppl uplift the community#oh and i was searching shit up and that post about ‘we don’t wanna see how much people hate us’ came up and I think if this person is too#pussy to come off anon imma just put my opinion in a post instead of a direct response#like that post was about trans women but also if I were in the position of what we were talking about I wouldn’t wanna see all that either#so like sorry anon u prolly lost ur feature 💔#but yeah back to that thing I AM gonna research on this I wanna see if I can find like. essays or articles or smth as opposed to posts#and i always love reading on queer history so i wanna see if i can find shit from the past#but like i don’t think this person is gonna convince me sorry u wasted ur time anon#but the language and rhetoric u use is way to kalvin garrah esque for me imma just go find what I wanna find somewhere else 💀#i feel like I don’t know enough about convos across different labels since I’m personally unlabeled#like It was those notes that made me realize I have no idea what’s going on and I can excuse ignorance but I can’t excuse willful ignorance#so Imma hit them books 💀#if anyones got anything useful tentatively asking for it#but actually after this I think imma hold off on community response or whatever I got it#OH and to make it clear those questions up there are not at all rhetorical or sarcastic that’s shit I genuinely ask myself all the time#like that’s genuinely what I want an answer to adress#but beggars can’t be choosers and all that#except I literally Can the internet is at my fingertips#i am not fixing those typos
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carcarrot · 1 year
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ooo yeah baby (downloading videos)
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moe-broey · 2 years
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My magnum opus...
All love and solidarity to lesbians ofc and I cannot argue w the sheer sapphic energy of Nasty Majesty -- HOWEVER. I was hit with a vision and I desperately need to know if I can fly under the radar with this joke LMFAOOO
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