Got the great fairy weapon in Hyrule warriors. Decided that I very much Don't Like That.
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Well I successfully wasted basically an entire week doing nothing and being unhappy most of the time. Back to work!!
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Bro if I don’t stop feeling so lonely, isolated, and doomed soon I might just have to radically change my entire life
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I need to go back to school I think
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Day 3 features baby Mikey in a pumpkin, or, more accurately, wearing a pumpkin. (If you couldn’t guess the prompt was pumpkin)
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Since I gave oobbbear one I thought I would give you one as well :)
oh this is nice thank you
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Silver always knows when is somebody's birthday...
The Time Stones tell him.
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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
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Pretty sure this meme had been done before, but this needs to get out of my draft!!!!
also don't mind my handwriting i tried my best
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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the steven universe hate is insane bc people are (or at least were) more upset that fictional war criminals got fictional hugs than they recognize that it singlehandedly advanced queer rep in children's media by lightyears and then straight up ate heavy retaliation for the nerve.
It does have real flaws that are worth discussing, but it also put their male protagonist in dresses and skirts and played it straight and even empowering, they aired a lesbian wedding on television, it was a genuinely queer, genuinely diverse piece of media through and through. It did a lot of real good for the real world.
But also the fictional characters caused fictional harm to other fictional characters, and didn't get an onscreen firing squad sentence. So, you know, it's basically ontologically evil in real life.
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last week i was sitting at a red light and was getting honked at SOOOOOOO MUCH and looked up and this guy was slamming the horn and the girl in the passenger seat was like trying to pull his arms away from the horn. then i remembered i have this bumper sticker
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