Prompt:
It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
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here me out.
pathetic wet dog togame who has no idea what physical touch is. pillow princess babygirl togame jo who is a whiner with every little touch he receives
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if anyone here is in the "doesn't watch the news but loves to see american republicans in peril" club, u guys should know that today mitch mcconnell froze completely during a regular televised meeting staring blankly into the void for 19 whole seconds before being wrestled offstage. he returned a few minutes later supposedly fine and now absolutely refuses to say anything about his health or what the fuck happened except "i'm fine" and "i can do my job." you can watch that elderly fascist crawl hand-over-hand ever-closer to death's door in this fucking hilariously public spectacle here.
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pspspspsp should i post a sneak peek?
writing a thing about Viking and i am,,, SO insane about my own fic rn
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about fireworks, i just remembered watching a bunch of them go off in front of us at the carnival while my little cousin, sister, and i wait in line to play bumper cars
girl, all i remmeber was that after this green firework shoots into the sky and has little bits come falling like meteors, one tiny part of it seemed like it was getting a bit too close to us before i feel something pop and then burn on my forehead
'did i just get hit by a firework bit?'
yeah lmao🦅🦅🦅
Noooo 😭 that's horrible. I can't even imagine and the forehead??
I'm glad you're okay though that would ruin my entire year honestly.
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nothing can convince me that the fox fans weren't those extremely aggressive fans that would die and kill for the team
they're out there physically fighting people over games and they're proud of that
they match the team reputation
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"history will absolve me" sure buddy, that's what low-ranking Nazis said to justify their antisemitism too
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Saw your reblog about no new art for a certain tag- dude I’ll draw it seriously
What character/fandom is it?
Oh noooo it’s fine sdjg it wasn’t anime at all so 😭 (goblin-related…..) he does get art but I am always surprised there isn’t a small but raging babygirl-ifying art circle that I am so used to on tumblr.com…
I can’t draw him either myself (or tbh I won’t try) but I will enjoy the rare morsels I get every so often 🙏🏼 thank you for your volunteering nonetheless!!!
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