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#and thatd ruin the joke. so. fab four today
Dick: No weapons, no plans, no backup. We're in a truly hopeless situation. We would need a miracle to get out of this alive.
Dick: A completely random, totally unpredictable, out of left field miracle.
Wally:
Wally: Why is everyone looking at me?
Roy: Because you live and breathe sci-fi bullshit, Flasheroo.
Donna: I expect the unexpected from you daily.
Wally, rolls his eyes: Right. Well, let me just vibrate into a sound wave dimension to pick up my childhood imaginary friend who can defeat the villains with the power of love and song like a carebear.
Dick:
Donna:
Donna: Is he waiting for us to take the bait...?
Roy: Oh. Wally, come on man. We've all known you long enough to know that you aren't being sarcastic.
Dick: I think you have to retire the whole 'say something outlandish sarcastically and then go do it' bit, buddy. It just doesn't work when we've personally seen you do crazier things before breakfast.
Wally: Dang. Well there goes like half of my material
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