#and the rest of the party ahahah

[eldritch-araneae]

Solar Wind: Chapter 1, Page 13-14

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[froggibus]

i’m begging you for some nsfw hcs with wade & logan

i NEED more info about jealous sex with them specifically

please and thank you 💋💋

Jealousy Sex - Logan Howlett & Wade Wilson

Pairing: Logan Howlett x reader (no pronouns are used but has a pussy) x Wade Wilson

Genre: smut/nsfw

CW: poly! relationship, jealousy, possession, scent kink/scenting, taunting & humiliation, oral, double penetration, unprotected sex, creampie, AFTERCARE

omg of course!! the two of them being jealous over you would be such a handful >~< id love to write a full length of this sometime too!! thank you for the request lovely 💓

these two are such a handful when they’re jealous

Logan has no patience for other men getting in your personal space

if some other guy is talking to you too long or starting to get a little too close

he comes and stands behind you, wrapping his arms around you and kissing your neck

he’ll make a big show of it too, sucking at your skin and breathing in your scent

“d’ya smell that? hm?”

you scrunch your eyebrows together, wondering what’s about to come

“that’s my scent. mine. all fuckin’ over ya.”

he’s dragging you upstairs to the nearest locked bedroom before you can even react

sex with him while he’s jealous can go either way depending on just how riled up he is

sometimes it’s deep and intimate, going until you’ve forgotten the rest of the world

or it’s rough and hard and biting, until your head is spinning and his name is the only thing you can remember

he’ll have you face down in the pillows, his grip on your hips so tight you swear he’s using his claws

his cock bullies so deep inside of you that tears form in your eyes and you have to wind your hands into the sheets to keep from screaming

and once you throw Wade into the mix…

Wade does NOT get jealous easily & even if he does, he just jokes it off

it would take a lot to get him going & god help you if he does

he’ll swoop in when someone’s hitting on you and press himself in real close

not nearly as showy as Logan but he’ll make real good eye contact with them and call them out for it

“i know i know” he’ll kiss the side of your head. “so fuckable, right?“

he’ll have you propped on the counter of the nearest bathroom, his face stuffed between your legs in an instant

he’s holding your legs open with ease & relentlessly licking your poor, overstimulated clit

every time you try to shuffle away or close your legs he’s pushing them further apart

“ahahah, not yet baby. if you can still move then I haven’t done my job right.”

when they’re together & jealous?? you’re not leaving that room for hours and they’re going to fucking ruin you

they’ll have you whining and overstimulated long before either of them slip inside of you

they take turns over who gets to eat you out, the other holding your legs open and mumbling a tantalizing mix of praise and degradation in your ears

they’re both dirty talk kings

by the time Logan slips his cock through your folds, your legs are already shaking

you’re moaning so damn loud that Wade has to shove his cock in your mouth to keep the people at the party from hearing

the two of them can go for hours thanks to their regeneration and if you think you’re getting out anytime before that…

once you’re nice and fucked out in Logan’s arms, Wade’s sliding his cock inside of you and then they’re both fucking you

they get SO caught up in the moment trying to one up each other too—the only thing they can agree upon is that you’re theirs

when the night is over, you’ll be stuffed to the brim with cum and half-conscious, fucked out on the bed

they’ll clean you up nice and good though

Wade is the best ever at aftercare, he’ll always have water and a warm cloth for you (or in this case, a tshirt he stole from the closet)

meanwhile Logan will massage your aching muscles and shaking limbs, kissing your feverish skin

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[lovelynim]

I’m dedicating this drabble to a very close friend of mine

Hope you enjoy it, my dear

You shifted your position in your bed, laying on your back and trying to find a comfortable position to fall asleep. It shouldn't be this hard to get some rest and it, in fact, wouldn’t be if it weren’t for the bright lights coming from the notebook screen. You sighed, turning to your side, pushing some of the plushies off the bed, and started to whine.

“Shoto, come on… let’s sleep, please,” you cried out, hoping to get some of your boyfriend’s attention.

“U-uh, yeah, in a minute, babe,” he spoke hurriedly, barely making eye contact before looking back at the screen, focusing on his game again. You groaned, as it was the third time you heard the same thing.

You didn’t like to be the party killer and you knew how much he liked it, but it was already past midnight and you could feel your eyes hurting from looking at those lights. How was he even bearing it being that close to the skin?

Laying on your stomach, you tried to ignore it, block the brightness and the noise with pillows and blankets. Taking a deep breath and trying to relax, but the faint sound of his fingers on the keyboard felt like a direct taunt.

“Shoto, come to bed. Now,” you muttered, giving him his last chance to make the right choice. This time, much to your surprise, it seemed like your words landed deaf on his ears. That was it.

You looked around, staring at the plushies around the bed and picking your victim without giving it much thought. Aiming carefully, you threw it at Shoto, making the plush hit him right at the head, making the boy let out a surprise gasp.

Before he could even protest, you grabbed the chair arm and pulled it, making it spin around and Shoto looked at you, with fear and confusion mixed into his look.

“Is your mic open?”

“N-no? I was playing by mysehEHE- AHAha, nohoh!” You didn’t waste a second before shove your hands into his sides, clawing mercilessly at the spot. You dug your fingers on his lower ribs, making him throw his head back in a loud fit of laughter.

“W-why- ahAHAh, plehehease! No tihihickling, bahahabEHEhehe!” Shoto giggled, shaking his head like a madman while he tried to pry your hands off his body.

“Huh, “babe”?” You grinned, climbing your hands up to his ribs and making him almost kick you out of reflex, “That’s what you have to say after ignoring me?!”

“I’m sohohorry! Plehehease, stahAHahap,” he giggled, scrunching up his nose and closing his eyes as hard as he could, feeling his limbs going weaker from all the laughing. However, you could tell the moment where panic kicked in as soon as your hands reached his underarm.

“NOHOHOT THEHEHERE!!” He cried out, cackling as he tried to plead for your mercy.

Shoto, at that moment, hoped his body would melt into the chair just so he could move away. He was cornered, trapped since the first second you laid your hands on him and, to make things worse, it wasn’t like he could escape.

After torturing him with what he would - dramatically - call a “murder attempt”, you stopped moving your fingers, lightly tapping at the spot to keep him giggling.

“Sho~to,” you started, almost singing your words, “would you be a good boy and come to bed with me, hm?”

“Y-yehehe- AHAha, p-plehehease, no mohore!” You chuckled, seeing how much he was squirming from a single poke on his underarm.

“I didn’t quite hear you, what did you say?”

“I wihihill!! Bahahabe, plehehease!”

“That’s better,” you sighed pleased, taking your hands away and placing them on your waist as you watched him recover himself. Once everything was off, you gladly waited for him to snuggle close to you under the blankets, teasing him with a victorious grin on your cheeks.

“You are mean…” Shoto muttered, pouting as he rested his chin on top of your head.

“It’s not my fault you are so stubborn, but thankfully you are ticklish just as much,” you giggled as he whined. You hugged each other while the silence took over all the noises and, finally, you could finally have your good night of sleep.

[nattaphum]

Man Suang latest updates

“What does Man Suang taste like?”

Below their answers subbed in english: 💜

Pond did an IG live with Mile from Brussels

MILE LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL 😍 (x)

During the live they confirmed that there will be a Man Suang party! Plus, they invited fans to wear thai dance dresses or something related to man suang at the movies (x).

Mile talked about the soundtrack: “the melody is easy to understand. It brings the feeling of the music of the 80s mixed with some modernity of the sound. There is an orchestra to make the song dynamic. I listened to it and i got goosebumps in a few points” 🥹

Bonus:

Mile looked at his wrist convinced that he was wearing a watch but it was just a bracelet ahahah <3

The follwing part is translated by google so there could be some inaccuracies:

- They confirmed that the Man Suang team will fly to Vietnam.

- There is a country in South America. Contact me if you want to buy Man Suang to show in talks (??)

- mile and the rest of the gang did not go to belgium to work. They went there to get some rest. (ooooh this is surprising 😳)

- Someone said that they should be promoting the movie, “so why are you still traveling?” … mile said everyone worked very hard. “Let me take a break 🤣”

Update: [live video with eng subs here]

[hauntedwitch04]

Humor

James Potter x reader

Words: about 1.2k words

Warnings: some angst but than is totally fluff and happy

Author’s note: Hi everybody! Sorry to be this late, life is just being crazy right now. And I know it's not the first one I do like this, but it came out like this and I hope you like this.

P.s this is the result of a sleepy trip on the train to get at uni :), like every oneshot I'm writing btw ahahah

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DAY 8: "I have a skeleton in my closet." "Everyone has them, love." "No I mean literally."

Sometimes you stop to think how you ended up falling in love with your husband. Certainly James is an attractive, kind, funny man for sure and also very intelligent when he wants to be, but everything you have just listed about him belongs to five percent of the time, the rest of the time he is the equivalent of a petulant and constantly bored as well as hungry child, but in spite of this you cannot help but love him deeply. Part of you, however, that he is not yet ready for the future that awaits you, and you are afraid that he will not prove as adult as you expect him to be.

Now you are sitting at the table, enjoying dinner after a long tiring day at work, when he stops and looks at you.

"Honey can I tell you something? "He asks unsurely, and you nod as you swallow your food, knowing that you might spit out in surprise knowing him, since you already have.

"I have a skeleton in my closet." He says without half-measures, making your blood freeze in your veins for a moment. Then you think he's actually using a figure of speech and relax for a moment.

"Everyone has them, love." You say taking another bite of your dinner, but he stubbornly gets up and goes to the closet that is located not far from your dining table on which you are dining, right behind your back. He lays a hand on the doorknob and then turns back to you, looking at you with a very serious look.

"No, I mean literally." He continues as he opens the door, and suddenly a skeleton seems to fall forward toward you, ungainly laying his bony hand on your shoulder. You can't help but let out a cry, and jump from your chair toward the nearest door. Once you get the joke, you freeze and look at your husband so badly that you know you could easily set him on fire. Meanwhile he had started laughing, holding his stomach with his hand while also wiping tears from his eyes.

"You should have seen your face love." He says in laughter, but you just keep your stoic face before you speak.

"Sleep on the couch tonight." You condemn him before you leave the room, and he immediately realizing his mistake chases after you, apologizing.

"Love please wait, it wasn't for you the joke, it was for Sirius, but I wanted to see if it was actually scary, please don't be mad at me!" She screams, against the closed door of your bedroom.

"Then I tell you what, go sleep over at his place tonight." You answer him from the other side, now room of his childish attitudes. You know that actually by tomorrow you will have calmed down and forgiven him, but right now you can't do that yet.

He realizing that he must not bother you and must do what you are simply asking him to do, tries a little more apologizing before telling you that he would go to Sirius and Remus.

He has never seemed to experience a colder day than the one in James, despite the thick sweaters and jackets he wears. He feels naked in the wind, chills run through him but for the fear that he has made one mistake too many. He has made many foolish mistakes before, but you have always forgiven him after all, and he is afraid that this time you will not be able to.

He rings the intercom at his friends' apartment, looking to them for words of comfort, but after letting him into the house all they can say to him is insults.

"Ehy guys take it easy, okay I fucked up, but don't you guys think you're going a little overboard?" Potter asks, looking at the two boyfriends.

"That was exactly what she was afraid of when she told us, that you weren't mature enough, and you just proved it to her." Sirius finally says.

"Told what?" James asks curiously.

"Don't you know? He hasn't told you yet?" Remus asks in turn, even more surprised.

"Of course not, he didn't have the time between brilliant shit that James does." She replies to her fiancé as she closes her eyes and runs a hand over her tired face.

"Go home, apologize and ask her to tell you, you'll see for yourself what I mean." Sirius continues, mind almost literally kicking his best friend out of his house.

And so James finds himself after such a short time back at your bedroom door.

"Love, please talk to me." She says mind sits against the door, but there is no response from you.

"Please I didn't mean to, your mo too much to lose you over such bullshit, I would never forgive myself." He continues, but you still don't speak, even though you now also sit against the bedroom door, only that slab of wood divides you.

"Sirius told me you have something to tell me." You finally remember James, and you can't help but curse the elder Black.

So you get up and open the door, causing your husband, who is now looking down at you, to fall back against the floor.

"Your friend is just the person everyone dreams of having next door to keep a surprise." You say as I direct you to your closet, grabbing a fairly large box.

He looks at you confused as you place it on his lap.

"Open it." You tell him still a little angry and a little also scared about the reaction he might have to the news you are about to give him that will substantially change your lives.

He does as you instructed and removes the lid of the box showing a small children's broom with a tag.

<<To fly with you in the future. See you soon daddy.>>

James feels his breath stop in his throat as for a moment he feels something inside him break.

"Sirius helped me find the broom, but he shouldn't have told you that asshole." You explain as the andia consumes you, seeing him not saying or doing anything, but just staying to look at the object in the box.

"Is this a joke or is it the truth?" He asks at the end.

"Of course it's the truth, I have a much better sense of humor than you do, and tonight proved it." You comment before being tackled by a rib-cracking hug.

James begins to cry from happiness in your neck incabo and you can't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Are you happy then?" You ask, as you too begin to cry a little.

"Of course I'm happy, in fact I'm the happiest person in the world!" He replies before kissing you, you after a few minutes however break away from the kiss and say something that makes you both laugh.

"However, I hope he gets a sense of humor from me, that if he gets it from you we're doomed."

[phierie]

in every fandom there comes a time when you have to ask yourself, ok but what classes would these characters be if they were in D&D

overlong headcanons/design notes under the cut:

I based this AU off my rudimentary knowledge of D&D and it’s classes, but I’m taking creative liberties and it can be thought of as just a general fantasy rpg-style thing. Ended up being a mix match of comics and MCU but it’s an AU so hey it’s fine right lol

KAMALA - Sorcerer/Monk

Arguably one of the hardest to actually decide a class for?? I’m imagining her powers here as more akin to those she has in the MCU show; they’re something innate to her, passed down through her bloodline (and possibly unlocked by some event or heirloom as in the case of the TV show). I think the way she fights would be something closer to a monk, though? After awakening her powers, she journeys around helping people in the same way as she becomes Ms Marvel, both on her own and with the party. 

Kamala’s design is based pretty much entirely off the Mystic Marvel design (originally I believe from Champions, also in the Avengers game)! I saw this design and my brain instantly went brrrr because it basically combines my two fave marvel heroes (Dr Strange and Kamala)!! I changed a few parts of the design, and simplified the shirt a bit. I think it suits Kamala well for a fantasy AU - even in the main comics she wears an outfit that’s comfy and easy to move in!

NAKIA- Sorcerer/Cleric

Since Nakia is the only sensible one here, it made sense for her to be the (begrudging, probably) healer. I think it suits her personality well too though! I’m imagining here that her powers are innate (like a sorcerer), but she just uses healing magic the most (like a cleric). More similar perhaps to something like the cleric class in Fire Emblem Awakening, where clerics are often religious but their powers aren’t something directly conferred by the gods. 

Nakia’s design is based entirely off of her Storm Sage look in Ms Marvel (2015) #38 (aka the one where the gang gets isekai’d) Once again simplified it a little and softened some of the shapes (since it’s more of a villain look in the comic, but she’s obvs a good guy here) 

BRUNO - Wizard/Artificer

Bruno’s outfit is also partly inspired by #38 (esp for colour scheme), but I mainly just did my own thing for what I thought he should look like in a fantasy AU ahahah. Gave him a long coat because if there’s one thing I love more than wizards, it’s wizards with long coats lmao

To me the D&D wizard class is much more the ‘study and research’ side of magic so it think it works well for the scientifically inclined Bruno. The thirst for knowledge and hubris (all the benchmarks of a good wizard character, really) are also very fitting for him, I think..!!

He’s a natural prodigy of magic and manages to get accepted to a prestigious and exclusive magic school but is kicked out after The Accident. Leaves to find somewhere else that’s willing to teach him since he can’t accept the idea of not learning magic. Meets Kwezi and the rest plays out much as it does in the comics

His prosthetics are powered with some kind of Magical Rock (call it a magic substitute for vibranium), and made by Kwezi. I’m undecided whether they’re grafted onto his arm/leg or it’s a whole Full Metal Alchemist situation but maybe a bit of both? The arm also acts as a conduit of sorts for casting his own magic (hence where the artificer class comes in). As he makes all sorts of stuff for Kamala in the comics/show I think him having the ability to craft magical items also fits well. Probably learns that magic from Kwezi. Which brings us to...

KWEZI - Artificer

Another magical prodigy, but I see Kwezi as more of a support type to Bruno’s spellcaster. The embodiment of chaotic good. I think he’d be mainly a crafter of magical items (sort of like Olruggio in Witch Hat Atelier?) 

His background in this AU is the same as in the comics, and him and Bruno go adventuring a bit themselves before joining up with Kamala and co eventually. I think he’d be pretty sheltered when it comes to travelling outside fantasy-Wakanda, especially compared to Bruno, so hijinks ensue. (Side note, but I absolutely adore that contrast when it comes to Kwezi & Bruno’s dynamic, I’m so in love with them both)

The green cloak-wrap is inspired by his formal outfit in Ms Marvel (2015) #30, and the harem pants are from #29. I think comfy, practical clothes suit Kwezi, and I like that the colour scheme for him is a nice contrast with Bruno! 

KAREEM - Rogue

Probably the easiest class to decide on because really what else could it be?? I’m undecided on whether Kareem should have his origin from the MCU show or the comics for this AU - personally I prefer comics but I do think a secret society sort of thing would work well for a fantasy AU so I’m leaning a bit more towards that perhaps.

His design is a mix of MCU, comics and my own take on it to make it a little more fantasy/rogue-like.  

KAMRAN - Sorcerer

Probably the only one here (except maybe Kareem) who’s primarily based off his MCU appearance rather than the comics. I see him as being initially a bit more of a bad guy than in the show though, a sort of misguided villain who eventually ends up joining the party (see: Zuko in ATLA)

He’s grown up with the Clandestines (probably some kind of cult here) and he generally believes in their mission, so it takes a little more for him to turn on them. As a sorcerer his powers manifest suddenly and he doesn’t understand how to control them at first. The Clandestines probably want him to use his powers to their ends, and that, along with run-ins with Kamala gets him questioning whether he should continue to follow them or turn away from the only family he’s ever known...

Kamran’s design was probably the hardest to figure out, since he only really has appearances in regular clothes, and no canon alternate designs to work off of (like Nakia/Bruno/Zoe). In the end I was thinking of the Clandestines and what they might wear in such a setting? The blue colour scheme is based off the jacket he wears in ep 6 (probably his most iconic MCU look) and also his coat/scarf look in Ms Marvel (2014) #13. I don’t think I captured Kamran’s likeness very well here but his outfit actually turned out to be one of my faves, so swings and roundabouts hahah

ZOE - Fighter

I’m imagining Zoe in this AU is the daughter of some lowly noble family (a big shot in the town that her and the gang are from, not so much elsewhere). After a run in with some bandits where she’s saved by Kamala, she resolves that she needs to get stronger. Not the strongest nor the most skillful fighter, but she’s trying her best!!

Zoe’s design is inspired by her fantasy look in #38 (the pink tunic in particular), but I changed and added some details to it. Her cloak I swapped out for the pink scarf, as inspired by her stint as Ms Marvel!

BECKY - Paladin-->Warlock & JOSH - ???

The actual bad guys of this AU ahahah. I’m imagining here that the events of Civil War II play out pretty much the same in this AU as in the comics. Becky starts out as a paladin with generally good intentions, but when she crosses a line she gets disowned (is that the right word?? probably not) by her god. Unable to deal with it, she turns instead to darker powers, making a pact and becoming a warlock. 

I haven’t really thought about what class Josh would be... maybe a fighter as well (to match Zoe?), but I’m imagining him as a sort of mysterious Black Knight type figure, hence the you haven’t unlocked this character yet question marks lmao

Their designs are based entirely off their lockdown/discord appearances, just adapted into fantasy-armour style. I think the designs carried over really well, actually (definitely helped by the excellent colour schemes!)

And there you have it LOL I have no idea if I’m gonna do anything more with this AU but just wanted to share the brainrot, so if you got this far THANKS..... any thoughts/suggestions for other characters I should add are always welcome!!

[mrssimply]

Santino not shutting up while John fucks him and John having to beg him to shut up because Santino is just SO damn good at making him lose control... I love that so much 😭

"Stop talking." and then "Shut up, please, shut up." JOHN WAS DESPERATE 😭

(Referencing to: A show of loyalty, part 2)

Which is why I love to write him like that. He just doesn't shut up, so John has to make him shut up... you know >:]

(Sorry for the long delay, I was away for a bit!)

Ahahah, that makes two of us.

Yes, Santino is good at making John lose control, and he's well aware of that fact, and regularly uses it to get what he wants.

I think he delights in making John do things he wouldn't naturally do because of his introverted nature. For example, in the fic they have sex in the library: I don't think John would naturally do that.

He's the kind to prefer the intimacy of a bedroom, to take his time and then cuddle afterward. But Santino is more adventurous, and just likes to test John's boundaries.

The rest under the cut because... safer to read this alone at home ;)

So I imagine he probably talks dirty to John while they're sitting in a bar. Imagine a dark corner, and he's all casually leaned against the seat, sipping his wine while John drinks his beer (I also HC that John has bad tast in beer, like, he just doesn't really care?). And Santino is talking to him about whatever happened in the past week and suddenly drop a "I really love to suck your cock, I think I could do it all day. Sometimes I think about you reading a book while I go down you. I would take my time, take it in while it's still soft, warm it slowly..." and all the while John is choking on his beer, gripping the glass too hard and glancing around to see if anyone heard Santino while trying to look casual.

And Santino goes on and on, describes everything he would do to John, while from the outside it just looks like they're having a friendly chat around drinks. John has to play along, relax and control his breathing, and his hard-on. It's the game Santino likes, see how far he can push John.

Some nights, John plays along, because he's not new to this game, so he just raises an eyebrow at Santino and probably talks back to him, turning the tables on him. Santino, not expecting it, makes this cute surprised expression before he smiles and bites the tip of his tongue in delight, because he loves it when John plays along.

Other nights, when John has missed him too much (one of them was on a trip elsewhere for example), then it gets too much too fast and he is squirming on his chair, and taking his hair in his hands, whining lowly as he begs Santino with his eyes to just stop it.

It ends up with the same result: they rush home. Either John drives, and you bet Santino is going to continue being a little minx and even start things up in the car. Not sure they always make it out of the car, actually. Or even home xD. Maybe a darkened alley where John pulls them in does the job of granting them a little bit of privacy. Then John proceeds to shut Santino up, finally.

Another thing Santino does, is playing footsies while they're dinning with friends. He likes to do it especially when they're dinning at Gianna's, because he's depraved (affectionate) and likes to play scrandalous games at his sister's parties. He makes sure to sit opposite John and slowly starts playing with him: first it's an "accidental" brush of his shoe against the inside of John's ankle, and when he's sure he hit his target, he slowly raises his foot, dragging John's pantleg up. That's when our beloved assassin starts to hold on his cultery for dearlife >:]. Watch him take a deep drink of his glass, and mentally prepare himself to be tortured. Because the next step is Santino removing his shoes so he can play easier. Teasing the inside of John's thighs even as he maintains conversation with his neighbor, looking all pleasant and empathetic with whatever Neighbor is saying. On the other side of the table, John, who isn't locacious by nature, is having a little bit of trouble focusing on what Gianna is telling him as Santino's foot is slowly pressing against his crotch.

It goes on until dessert, which is a show in itself, since Santino always makes the best faces when eating something sugary. And John knows it. He knows he shouldn't watch, but he can't help himself. Can't help watching Santino's lips get shiny with syrup, or the hint of a tongue as he makes sure his spoon is clean, pulling it out of his mouth slowly. All the while, his eyes are glittering mischievously: he knows he's got John's attention.

That ends up in an empty room upstairs when the guests move from the dinner table to the living room. It's fast and desperate, both of them ready for fireworks as soon as they kiss. frantically and messily, lips tasting like wine and sugar.

And of course, Santino makes John get him off first, and once he's done, he talks.

Again.

Until John whimpers and burries his face in his neck as he comes, barely touched.

It makes Santino laugh, happy and drunk on good wine and victory.

Making John lose control is the best dessert to exist, as far as he's concerned.

Hm, that nearly got away from me again!

Thank you for your message, as always <3!

[loelett]

As number one louis fan do you have any hcs for him on his birthday!!!

ahahah oh my godd... tucks my hair behind my ear radio rebel style...

i can't imagine louis being super into his birthday tbh, especially not all the attention. i think he would hope every single year that lestat forgets and never say anything but he reliably gets a little surprise party with him and whichever friend is around (lestat reliably does not invite armand but he shows up anyway (deserved)) louis smiles and is so polite and sweet about it but is pretty relieved when everyone leaves, then just spends the rest of the day with lestat perhaps reading together or walking and talking :). lestat's number one rule is he has to be extra niceys to louis no matter what which always puts louis in a good mood. he gets 60000000000 kisses and 100000 niceness deserved and based

[maracujapassion]

Je ne sais pas trop quel est le projet. Pourquoi j'écris aujourd'hui. Tellement de choses se sont produites dans la vie.

Agression, rechute mais j'ai de solides pros qui m'entourent, maladies, toujours présente pour les patients. La vie, ce tourbillon qui vient éprouver le calme apparent.

NG .. est toujours NG : tantôt calme la tête dans ses livres, tantôt un volcan d'émotions ambulant. J'essaye de lui donner des clés pour apprendre à s'apaiser surtout quand elle est frustrée. Ce n'est pas gagné et parfois je me demande ce que j'ai fait de travers. On se réajuste, on accueille les émotions, je lis beaucoup et je tente d'appliquer pour que ça aille. Arf. Pourtant, aussi éreintant que cela puisse être, j'aime la voir grandir et devenir une fille. J'aime quand elle me raconte ses histoires rocambolesques. J'aime quand elle reste dans sa bulle avec ses livres. J'aime quand elle nous fait un show dans la salon. J'aime quand elle arrive à laisser sa sœur faire de même sans l'interrompre. J'aime l'autonomie qu'elle acquiert mais j'apprécie quand elle a tout de même besoin de moi par moment. J'aime la voir élaborer des plans pour atteindre ce qu'elle souhaite et j'aime l'encourager quand selon elle, il n'y a pas d'espoir.

Bebe coccinelle devrait se rebaptiser en catcheuse pro : ce n'est pas du tout Ng. C'est normal, me direz-vous! Plutôt introvertie, il faut vraiment être proche d'elle pour espérer voir un demi sourire sur son visage. Elle est plutôt dans le style "action réaction". Grimpeuse pro, prise de risque à 400%, têtue, regarde dans le blanc des yeux pour faire ses expérimentations autrement bêtises ahahah ! Et puis sans comprendre vraiment, on a droit à de gros câlins et sa sœur aussi. C'est une boule d'amour qui s'impose. Elle est d'une patience impressionnante pour faire des choses qui peuvent être agaçante. Téméraire et déterminée mais aussi maligne. J'aime cette petite personne qui a su prendre sa place rapidement dans ce trio.

Les 2 forment un duo très comique. Entre chamaillerie et câlins, les mots doux, les blagues, les parties de cache cache. La construction d'une fusée avec 7382928392 km de scotch et des cartons. A quoi acheter des cadeaux si c'est pour qu'elles passent du temps dans des cartons ?

L'Homme ? L'Homme est toujours là après un gros passage à vide. C'était prévisible vu ce qu'on a vécu. Un passage aux enfers. Mais l'Homme reste l'Homme. On avance. On s'épaule. Dans les moments compliqués, on serre les dents ensemble même si ce n'est pas évident. Je le redécouvre et lui aussi. Il n'est pas parfait mais il est toujours celui qui me convient. On doit vieillir ensemble. C'est ça le plan.

Je poursuis ma thérapie avec une psy, une nutritionniste, mon médecin pour ma santé qui jn est pas au beau fixe.

Voilà. Un peu de moi dans un néant de post.

[moon1forever]

If the Deadly 6 came home drunk

Matalio

Matalio walks into the room. Face red and hair messed up. The other Vicious members half to deal with their own lovers.

Stronghold is waiting by the front door. Worried. “ Where have you been?! You said you were going out! Not going to get drunk!!! “ Stronghold shouts as he grabs the bottle from Lio’s hand.

Matalio stares at him before laughing. “ Hahaha! Your sooooo funnnyyyy. “ She says. She puts her head on his chest and continues laughing.

He sighs and picks her up. “ Come on. Let’s get you to bed “. She starts pouting like a little girl. “ Whaaatttt but I don’t want toooo “

She starts kicking her legs. Nothing really happened. He instead starts patting her back. She still continues to laugh, but adds a little yawn to some of them. “ Mmm “ she said, she lays her head down and his shoulder.

She closes her eyes a drifts asleep.

He takes her to their room and lays down beside her. She sleeps peacefully. He smiles and kisses her forehead.

He closes his eyes and they both go to sleep.

Jean Claw

Clawdean is a person to never get drunk, but when her sisters take her to a party. She can’t say no.

Jean is holding her in his arms. Clawdean keeps giggling as she plays with Jean Claws arm.

It isn’t serious but he is still worried for her. He sets her down on the couch. He sits besides her, Clawdean smiles and hugs him. “ I love you sooooooo much! “ She says.

He gives a sad smile as he hugs her back. “ I love you too “. He stands up and takes her hand. He walks the both of them to their room.

She lays downs and immediately falls asleep. He smiles and takes away her jacket. He lays beside her and pulls the blanket over both of them.

He hugs and pulls her in. Kissing her cheek. “ No more parties for you. “ He says as he rest his eyes.

Svengeance

His girlfriend is a quiet person. Doesn’t talk much nor does she show any emotion.

But drinking can really change a person.

Previously right now she is acting more differently then normal. “ Ahahah! A-and then she said….” Spikes says as she laughs during every part.

Sven smiles at her, carrying her. He loves listening to her and her laugh as well. He is a little upset that she is drunk but happy that she is showing more emotion.

They enter the building and he places her on the couch. He sits down next to her, she smiles and lays her head on his lap “ ehehe “ she continues.



He rubs the strands of hair in her face. Smiling at her. Her laughs start to fade as she closes her eyes. He smiles before laying down besides her, holding her in a warm embrace.

He kisses her forehead before closing his eyes.

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

I have to ask for 21, because I'm me

21. do they have an idea about how they’ll die? do you?

Ahahah, I love you being on brand. Never change.

She has in fact died died twice (so far). Once when refusing to give up the location of Strahd's much sought-after vampire hunter nemesis - being a stubborn righteous ass, she got pretty beat up and blood-sucked, then dropped off one of the towers of Castle Ravenloft to her death. She got brought back a few in-game days later thanks to said vampire hunter having a scroll of Raise Dead and being convinced by the party that, if nothing else, a glowy smitey paladin was pretty useful in the fight against a vampire, so it was worth it. Recovering from that is... well, still ongoing.

The second one happened when facing some extremely pissed off Strahd harassment just before the endgame, engaging him in melee and trying to keep his attention away from the rest of her exhausted companions as well as the Martikov family - great allies of the party who were at the moment providing desperately needed sanctuary in their winery (and also I love them). Strahd had a magical fire shield up which meant each attack on him was… costly, to say the least. This one was very brief, as one of the family's three precious magical gems was sacrificed to bring her back almost as soon as Strahd, that absolute bastard, left after a brief gloat and threat or twenty. This was also very costly for the artificer in our party, as the backlash of tinkering with the gem to unleash its magical properties ultimately led to him losing his arm. It was a very, very grim time and a real “darkest before the dawn” moment nearing the end of the whole Barovian misadventure.

I know player character death gets handled wildly differently depending on the table. Some folks love permadeath and going through a dozen characters and just rolling (haha) with whatever the dice decide, while some lean fully into playing in worlds where bringing someone back from the dead is just a couple of diamonds and a brief cleric visit away. I feel like I’ve played in games that fell all throughout the spectrum, but in this particular case we went more narrative focused than probably ever before. In our discussions with the DM about how we'd even handle character death in the campaign we all agreed bringing in new outsider characters would be kind of a pain and would ring pretty hollow, so we agreed we'd use the scarce and often very costly possibilities given in the adventure itself, and, if all else failed, we'd go the Revenant route - i.e. whoever dies can be some brand of Too Angry To Die, swear to do one last thing (probably defeating Strahd and freeing the land in this particular case), and come back as an extremely driven undead version of themselves, a sad kind of semi-existence, that, bittersweetly, is guaranteed to end when the task is accomplished. It never actually came to this, as it happens, though each member of the 3-strong party had a brush with it. But it was certainly a rather grim (and appropriate) possibility.

The Silver Flame, which Ramiel formally belongs to via her knightly order, believes that the souls of the worthy and faithful are supposed to join the flame after death and strengthen it in protecting the world from demons/fiends/all manner of evil - so essentially she expects the fight to never really end. Barovia, however, is a prison for a specific evil lord - which also happens to be a prison for the souls of anyone who dies within it. So not only was that hanging over her, but she experienced a small, brief taste of it (twice!) - the revenant option doesn’t seem so bad anymore, suddenly.

All of this is to say, the possibilities were and are many and varied, but I am absolutely certain this is not a person who is going to die peacefully in her sleep at a venerable age, and so is she.

[freedomfireflies]

may i rant for a second because i’m so mad? thank you 😭 anyway i’m kidding, i’m just so pissed because i got sick and i’m going to a birthday party tomorrow and leaving for vacation soon and i feel like shit, i hate being sick during summer when i could be out tanning or something 😭😭

Omg of course, rant away!!

No, I feel that!! Feeling stuck and miserable is one of the worst feelings and I'm so sorry you've caught a bug!

Definitely take it easy, get lots of rest, drink your fluids, and don't put any pressure on yourself! Let your body relax and heal and you'll be poolside before you know it!! Being able to breathe out of both nostrils again AHAHAH

[musubiki]

Do mochi and lime try to keep that they’re dating a secret at least for a little bit when they start dating? I can see lime both wanting to keep mochi for himself for a bit but also wanting to “humbly” brag about it as well. There’s also the option of them wanting to keep it a secret and just being GOD awful at trying to maintain a fake distance between each other as the rest of the guild watches

aah they get kind of a mix of both!!! them getting together happens after the end of the main story!!! (beta for what happens cuz im not sure if ive ever talked about it)

basically at the very end of everything, after the big bad guy is good and defeated and life finally FINALLY can get back to "normal," no more main plot, mochi and lime are just chilling outside enjoying watching the ocean while everyone else is milling about inside. and theyre talking about nothing anf everything, and seemingly out of nowhere, lime just looks at her for a long while and goes "...will you go out with me?"

and in typical tcwg fashion (this is where the main story cuts and the epilogue for mochi and lime begins), they deadass get interrupted by everyone being like HAHA WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE COME ON AND PARTY WITH US !!! before mochi can give an answer (which at this point lime should or did expect to happen)

but for DAYS SHES LIKE "OH GOD OH FUCK I DIDNT RESPOND RIGHT AWAY AND HE HATES ME NOW I MESSED UP EVERYTHING!!!!" and lime is quietly like "if she doesnt bring it up soon i swear to god im gonna force her to give me an answer" so mochi gets a burst of determination and her genius plan is as such: steal lime away under the guise of spell ingredient hunting where no one else can disturb them and tell him how she feels. so she goes "hey lime !!! i uhhhh i need to go ingredient hunting so you wanna go with me for old times sake ahahah !!!" and lime just "Yes."

and this time they spend together in her little cottage witch hideaway (also where she lived during the timeskip) is where they actually get together!! and they stay there for. about 3 weeks where lime can have her all to himself and do everything hes been wanting to do to her for so long just. absolutely losing his mind. and by the time they come back, they dont SAY anything but the rest of the guild knows. mochi is red in the face all the time and lime cant keep his hands off her so theres no way they were gonna be able to hide it

[cleumz-moved]

carving pumpkins with them!

(anemo version)

i'll do others if you think i should!!

contains -jean, sucrose, xiao, kazuha (featuring beigguang), venti, aether, and lumine x reader, aswell as sayu but hers is platonic

warnings!! - knife mentioned/implied, mild cursing (in xiao's)

JEAN -

she just had to make time for you! so insistent on this tradition, and when you suggested barbara join in, well how could she refuse!

she carves a simple face, with triangle eyes, and a wide grin.

she doesn't mind touching the pumpkin guts, so she'll scoop them out for you if you really don't like them.

when halloween night falls, after she hands out healthy snacks (kaeya sneaks the kids candy), she sits near your pumpkins, eerie candlelight illuminating her soft smile, she states,

'i'm glad i have some one as special as you to celebrate with'

SUCROSE -

ohh, sucrose, she was so ecstatic you wanted to spend time with her, she even used bioalchemy to make extra big pumpkins! (much to lisa's horror)

she doesn't find the guts gross, and even bakes them to make roasted pumpkin seeds!

her pumpkin has an intricate little flower design on it, leaving you wondering how she's so skilled with a knife!

on halloween, when you set out the pumpkins, near timaeus' alchemy stall, to hand out sweets, she was so blushy when you kissed he cheek under the spooky silver moon!

'oh! i made some special candies, if you wanted to try them! they're made from our pumpkins!'

XIAO -

you wanted him to do what?? why would the vigilant yaksha, protector of liyue, do something so childish and strange?

when you finally convince him, with mild begging (how could he say no to those eyes?), he hated the pumpkin guts. disgusting, slimy and cold. you would have to dispose of them yourself.

when he begins carving, he does so quite aggressively, but when you ask to see what he's done, a delicate bird shape adorns the gourd.

as you eat lots of candy, in celebration, you explain, he looks at you with that soft gaze reserved for his to favorite things, almond tofu, and yourself.

'oH- IT'S ALL GROSS AND SLIMY, YOU EXPECT ME TO TOUCH THAT CRAP?? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!'

KAZUHA -

beidou came to bully (affectionately) him and ning came along, she walked up and did the childish 'oOoOoOoooOo- kazuha and (name), sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!' ningguang had to physically drag her away to go to the costume party thet were invited to (ning was a mermaid and beidou was a fisherwoman <3)

once you actually start carving, he'll carve the most intricate thing you've ever seen, and he does it so fast it'll make your head spin.

the rest of the crux catches wind (ha- anemo, get it??), they make pumpkins too! the alcor is aglow with a million little lights, and its docked in liyue harbor.

while the crux goes out drinking, you and kazuha sit in the crows nest, gazing upon the stars, he reaches over, and places his hand on yours, and hums contentedly.

'bei- beidou!' 'ahahah- have fun with your giiirlfriieeend/booyyyfriiieeend/significant ooootheeerrrr'

VENTI -

he was soooo excited! he couldn't wait! he talked about it the night before you planned to at the tavern! (diluc got kinda tired of hearing about it lol)

he is so childish. he threw a handful of pumpkin guts at you. right in your face. you weren't too upset though.

he carved a self-portrait! a messy little thing of his wind spirit form! it was soooo cute.

as i mentioned before, he pretends to be a kid to get free candy, so after sorting it on the rug, he shared some with you!

'wha? you want the sweet flower candies i got from sucrose?! nuh-uh! those are my favorites! ...fiiineee i guess i'll share'

AETHER - (not technically anemo, but my they almost never get included :()

while he is looking for his sister, he wants to spend time with you aswell! he remembers carving pumpkins with lumine in a different world, and gets a little sad, but thinks about how she wouldn't want him to be sad right now!

he actually likes touching the goo! thinks it feels neat. he also told paimon it tasted good, like slime, as a joke, but then she actually enjoyed it! then he tried some, as did you, but it really wasn't great (speaking from experience)

he carved pretty stars on it! nothing fancy. paimon carved a fish.

and you sat, on a rock in the wilderness, telling spooky stories around a campfire, while paimon was cowering. he laughed at all the right points in your tale, and even suggested telling some more in liyue harbor, sure the patrons of tea houses would recognize your obvious talent.

'no really! im serious! it's super good!' 'yeah, even paimon got scared!'

LUMINE -

she really likes halloween, remembering all the times she's scared aether, and planned to scare you!

she went and picked the biggest pumpkin she could find! it was soooo big, you all had to work on it together!

on her portion, she carved a scary face!! paimon carved in some bread.

she went to show the knights, proud of her handiwork, and lisa almost fainted! sucrose wanted to know where she found the pumpkin, for research purposes! and klee said it would be super cool filled with bombs.

'maybe klee's right? oh! we could put firecrackers in it! loud noises are scary!'

SAYU - (keep in mind this is platonic)

she doesn't wanna carve the pumpkin, it'll be sooo tiring, she says, but when told it might help her get taller, she immediately agrees!

she doesn't really carve her pumpkin, but gutted it and fell asleep inside! she also added eye holes!

she watched you carve yours through the little holes, and thought it was sooo cool!!

'maybe celebrating holidays with you is so bad, i think i grew an inch!'

- FINISH

happy halloween everyone!!

[akookminsupporter]

Am I the only one who thinks Jimin and Jungkook weren’t “being shy” at all in that bit of footage? I think they were just having a little moment and the cameras caught them by surprise. The captions about them being shy I think are just bighit trying to frame a situation in a safe army friendly way, as they often tend to do. The whole bomb left me a bit puzzled. Clips from hobi’s story and other celebrities’ posts clearly showed all the members, except maybe for jin, mixing and mingling with the other partygoers freely. Perhaps the boys really were a bit shy in the beginning, but the bomb makes it look like they only associated with each other the whole time. I am not sure as to why they would want to portray things this way when we saw differently from other sources. Anyway it was really nice seeing them in party mode. Hope to see more of it in the future.

There are several points I want to touch on so, let's go in parts. I hope you don't mind.

Am I the only one who thinks Jimin and Jungkook weren’t “being shy” at all in that bit of footage? I think they were just having a little moment and the cameras caught them by surprise.

I'm sure you weren't the only one who thought that, anon. I made a post a few minutes ago saying basically the same thing ahahah. They probably were shy because it seems like BTS hasn't finished understanding how important they are and that everyone wants to meet them.

The captions about them being shy I think are just bighit trying to frame a situation in a safe army friendly way, as they often tend to do.

I honestly don't think it's something that elaborate, if BHM didn't want to talk about that moment, they simply wouldn't have included it in the video. They had control over the editing of the video and which clips would be included and which would not. I think they just continued the narrative that the kids were shy. At least Jimin, Jungkook and Jin were extremely shy.

About the rest of your ask, I think you are reading too much into it. Anon you seem to forget that many of those people belong to other agencies, it's obvious that BHM didn't want to record other artists or celebrities from other agencies. Yes, they were there but because they are probably Hobi's friends and are people he respects. BHM concentrated on filming the guys only. They recorded the guys particularly when they were alone or with each other. It's the same thing that happens when they attend award shows in Korea for example, it's obvious that they interact with other artists but the official content that the agency releases doesn't show it.

[beauty-and-passion]

What Eurovision 2021 taught us

1. That a nice, enjoyable show was possible (even if 4 presenters are still too much)

Of course nothing can beat Love Love Peace Peace (even if Ja Ja Ding Dong does its best), but this year's intermissions were very enjoyable.

We expected something flashy and over the top because hey, The Netherlands. Sex, drugs, gays and all that jazz.

But instead Covid surprised us. And then The Netherlands surprised us even more, by making a very enjoyable show, despite the restrictions. My personal favourites were:

The water intermission of the first semi-final. I loved the mixed feelings, how water is both scary and respected, for being such a powerful, unstoppable force.

The rooftop concerts during the final. Social distancing? Sure, no problem, let's make the past winners sing on top of some roofs all over Rotterdam. That was pure genius, I loved it so much.

On the other hand, the presenters were basically all useless. We could've had just two of them instead of four. But hey, at least they weren't as cringy as the three scary ukranians from 2017 or the useless four ladies from Portugal. The true highlights of the show were the intermissions, the guests and especially the songs themselves and this is perfectly good for me.

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2. That we can live in a world without boring ass ballads

I’ve never been so proud of the Eurovision public, especially during the second semifinal: that evening was PACKED with ballads. Boring ballad after boring ballad, with just a couple more funny songs in between.

The ballads were all left behind. Even the two Amen. And I love the irony we chose��El Diablo and the finnish band for the final, but no Amen. No saints allowed, only the norwegian angel. As it always should be.

And so we had the best final I've seen since I started following Eurovision in 2014. Catchy songs, dance songs, upbeat songs. And power ballads. Yes, ballads can still have a place, but only if they're good.

Because yes, Switzerland and France were good. Very good. Just not as good as the ones the public wanted.

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3. That we want Eurovision, not Englishvision

Every year, the same message blasts from all Europeans: send a song in your native language. This show is supposed to make other people from Europe (and the rest of the world) to know more about your own country, to enjoy its rhythm and to listen to something we don't usually hear. So why waste this huge opportunity, to bring a generic song in English?

Because the English song wins. Because we all understand English, so English has more chances.

Flash news: GUESS WHO WON THIS YEAR. No, it’s not the generic English song.

The public has been crystal clear, the final poll is even clearer: the top five includes an italian song, an ukraine song, two french songs and only one english song. We want different styles and rhythms, we want to listen to Europe.

So I want to give my full thank you to:

Albania: amazing song, great voice, wonderful language. Do it again.

Serbia: these ladies are fantastic, their song is great and they sang it in their language so I love them

Switzerland: thank you for leaving English to the side to give us some good french

Spain: the song wasn't as good as Universo, but it was in sexy spanish, so thank you for using it almost every year

Danemark: the song was terrible, but it was in your language and this alone deserves everything

France: I know we all make fun of you for being France, but your language is perfect for songs, so thank you for always using it

Ukraine: take note, Ukraine, because Europe is madly in love with your language and your rhythm

Italy: our language is beautiful, so thank you for delivering every year

While my biggest biases go to:

Greece: a generic pop song with no balkan rhythm and no greek either? An absolute shame, greek should always be used for songs.

Russia: russian language is very melodious and yes, we got something this year, but what about bringing a full russian song? We want it!

Germany: I may sound crazy, but I honestly think german language is good for songs. It's not like the mediterranean languages, but it still works. So please, do not be scared and show what you can do with it!

Scandinavian countries: why do you never want to bring your own language? Do it, don't be scared! Yes, Sweden, I'm talking with you: you still never tried to bring something in swedish, so do it.

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4. That we don't want Americans to play with us

For reasons we still have to understand, Flo Rida was competing this year. And he was competing for San Marino, the smallest European country.

I'm pretty sure they took some time to explain to him what was going on, where he was, where San Marino is, wtf was happening, why there were sexy italians and ukranian witches and a norwegian angel and loads of beautiful women everywhere.

And I loved how we all send memes about this, about ahahah why is Flo Rida here, what if San Marino wins where would they host Eurovision, all while enjoying an actual catchy song.

And then, in the end, Flo Rida basically disappeared. Who remembers Flo Rida, when we got Ukraine, Italy, Finland, Iceland, and the UK? And Germany being wholesome? And the love story between Norway and Azerbaijan? We collectively forgot about him and I think it's very sexy from Europe to just say "nope" and push America away, even if for just one week.

And this isn't the first time: we basically showed Madonna in a corner in 2019, thanks to Mans, Eleni, Verka and Conchita. Once again, Europeans knows what they want: we don't want Americans. Australia can because they're like that little brother we took under our wing for no reason and now it's part of us. But not Americans.

The rest of the year is all yours, but one week is ours.

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5. That we can lose like bosses

This year, the voting results have been absolutely insane and FOUR COUNTRIES got zero points from the public, while the UK got both zero points from the public AND the jury.

Don't get me wrong, the song was bad. And yes, Brexit played a role in this. And yes, hating England is Europe’s favourite sport.

But can we please all take a moment and appreciate how James Newman reacted? The public gave him a round of applause and he celebrated this achievement like a boss.

And he had all the reasons! He achieved something incredible, he unlocked something that this new voting system was supposed to never lead to. But he did it. So hats off to you, my boy: My Last Breath was better.

Germany is also used to the bottom of the chart, but this year I really thought Jendrik could have a chance to achieve a higher position. The song was funny, carefree, lively, the hand costume was the kind of trash we need and the message was nice as well. But he still got 3 points.

Despite that, Jendrik celebrated like a maniac and seeing his this happy made me happy as well. I really wish him the best.

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6. That FUCK YOU JURY

Again, same message every year: the jury vote should be eliminated. It's a fucking farce and their votes have nothing to do with what the public want.

The jury focuses on the voices, except when they don't, and clearly giving points to your neighbours is because you like the song, not because they're your neighbours.

I usually make fun of Greece and Cyprus showing eternal love to each other, by giving 12 points to each other every year, but this time, it sounded even more stupid than usual. It really looked like a farce. Why should we see this farce? Why can't we just choose what the public wants? So at least we would blame ourselves for our shitty musical tastes.

Even if I'm pretty sure we all have great musical tastes. Let's not forget that in 2019 the public's winner was Norway, with a song that mixed english, a catchy rhythm and an amazing part in yoik language. Arcade is good as well, but we cannot deny the norwegian entry was a lot more interesting.

And this year, the public's taste was flawless:

Look at this beauty: italian glam rock, ukranian techno folk, french powerful ballad, finnish hard rock and whatever that thing was with Iceland.

There's variety, there's everything for everyone. And there are native languages. Italian, Ukranian, and French on top three, followed by English.

Moral of the story: the public is great and the jury should be abolished forever.

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7. That Ukranian technofolk is all we needed in our lives

I didn’t see enough love for Go_A, so as italian, I think it's my sworn duty to give my appreciation to them and their amazing entry, because this band is awesome and Shum is currently on top of the Spotify top 50 - as it should be, because everyone should listen to it and join this slavic rave party.

I already liked their entry for 2020, Solovey. But I also liked My Last Breath from the UK and Universo from Spain. And this year they brought two of the worst songs. So I was very wary of Go_A.

But Shum is an absolute blast. Katerina Pavlenko's voice is unique and the song is even more, because based on ukranian folklore and traditional dances to summon the spirit of spring. They managed to teach something to all Europe in a three minute song and I think that’s incredibly sexy of them.

And so, I searched for other songs and OMG, I don’t know how it’s possible, but they are all great. Rano-Ranenko, Zhalmenina, Tanula, they all are perfect and I’m in love with this band.

And if all of this is not enough, THEY DID A COVER OF DANCING LASHA TUMBAI. The most iconic Eurovision song, sang by our god Verka. And this is the coolest, most badass cover ever in the whole universe. Please listen to it HERE everyone needs to hear this.

So thank you, Ukraine, for giving us Go_A. We all had a small empty place in our hearts and this place has ben perfectly filled by them.

And yif you think you don’t need ukranian technofolk, is only because you still haven’t listened to it. Please listen and enjoy Shum. You’re welcome.

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8. That rock and roll never dies (and Italy’s well deserved victory)

The last time Italy won was in 19-fucking-90. 31 years ago. I was just born.

And now, they finally won again. And what a song! Despite being italian, I've never listened to Maneskin before, but oh damn, this song is good. Not all their songs are, but this one is. And also Morirò da re.

Their show was perfect as well. This post is really eye-opening about how well they put on their show. The use of the stage, the movements, everything has been part of a great performance, even their clothes. Damiano's voice never faltered, despite having an entire continent watching him. They handled the stage like bosses, despite being only in their twenties. And they gave us some good fucking rock.

And so the public said a loud "FUCK YOU" to the jury and chose its winners. The sassy, sexy italians.

And yes, I know that there has been a lot of petty polemics because those youngsters are having drugs!1!! as if they were a bunch of idiots who used drugs on international TV, with their manager sitting next to them.

Of course it was a pointless accusation and honestly I don't care if some people are sore losers. The drug results were negative anyway, what a shocker.

What we should truly think about is how strong the Maneskin's bladders are, because they spent the whole evening of the final drinking the entire alcohol supply of the Eurovision and, at the end, they were still happy and cool. Hats off to you, you sexy people.

This man is just iconic, why did I miss him before.

Also, have some more Maneskin. You know, as a treat.

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9. That solidarity and wholesomeness are the biggest winners

It's just beautiful to see these nice people, from all over Europe, bonding, having fun, taking photos together and being friends.

The true winner of this, is probably Norway: Tix wanted to have a good time and he had a good time. The video of him vibing with Ukraine and Germany while listening Hard Rock Hallelujah is the best (HERE). His love story with Efendi from Azerbaijan is even better (please, check the video on his youtube channel, it's hilarious). I don't like his song, but he's a great guy and deserves everything.

The italian and finnish rock relationship is also great. Maneskin and Dark Sides found each other, considering they were the only two rock bands in the competition, so mutual appreciation was inevitable.

But Damiano is also a man of culture and he appreciates Ukraine's entry. And Ukraine appreciates both Finland and Italy. Is this what world peace looks like? Because I love it.

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10. That Italians will be Europe's clowns again (and you're all allowed to make fun of us)

Beware, Europe: we Italians are messy and chaotic, our presenters don’t know a single word in English, we are homoerotic AND homophobic at the same time, our musical competitions are so fucking sloooow... let’s say next year’s Eurovision is going to be interesting.

And yes, you’re allowed to make fun of us. We don’t care, we won, so we deserve to be Europe’s clowns once again.

And I don’t know who the presenters will be (my bets are on everyone’s favourites: Fiorello, Amadeus and Malgioglio), I don’t know how we will ridicule ourselves once again, I don’t know where will we find the money to put on the show, I don’t know how ungodly long it will be... but I know that Mans Zelmerlow will be part of it. This man loves Eurovision just like all of us, so I can already see him packing his suitcase and planning his flight to Italy. Come to us, Mans, we will wait for you. We actually need an English presenter, so if you have nothing else to do...