Like, is the baby even tired?
What if their baby is the super giggly social type haha.
Jayce and Viktor would try (and fail) to convince the other attendees that, yes, their baby is tired while holding the widely awake babe
The baby gave a single yawn (or was it just a deep breathe?) and Jayce and Viktor are both immediately like "well got to get this one into bed got to go" despite everyone else seeing that the kid is still very much awake and happy to be there.
I don't actually know if anyone would succeed at stopping them. Both Jayce and Viktor are very insistent that their baby is very sleepy and needs to get home and kind of just leave. Even if people try and press it they'd just be like "oh [baby] turns really quickly so we need to get [them] home now before [they] get cranky" and while you can gossip about it and try and pressure them to not leave it is a valid enough excuse to leave. They'd both lie the next morning as well to people - telling them how they got home and [baby] was already asleep in their arms despite the fact that in reality it had been another hour or two before they got the baby off to bed.
Even if the kid was actually clearly sleepy people would be trying to convince Jayce to stay and just let Viktor take the kid home. It wouldn't work because Jayce would just be like "no I'll go too, nice to meet you" and leave.
Honestly that kid is used as either a social blocker or escape route so much by them.
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gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships
gf fandom in 2024:
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My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰
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I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with
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i am glad queer representation has drastically improved in my lifetime. because now i can say that i dislike a gay book and not feel like i’m invalidating stonewall
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Yo why is he lookin at me like that
Ya got a starting problem pal?
GET OU- 🗣️🔥
I shoot him with my George pig plushie hope he'll leave me alone for now.
Feel sick today and this guy isn't making it any better 😔
Ps. Inspired by @squidflavoredsoup :³
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