#and then u get u back broke by the d*ck <3

[ihatebnha]

if i lived with bkg i'd feel the need to flash him my boobs like 20 times a day

OMG NO because I love the imagery of like...

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Him, glancing at you: "Hey, what do you want for—"

You: *flashes tits*

Him, looking back: WHAT THE—

You, already put your shirt down: what? What happened?

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AND IT HAPPENING ALL THE TIME LMFAOOO. When he's cooking, when you come into the office to ask something, when he gets out of the shower... just, nonstop ajeksfkajdsk.

Soooo funny because he gets incredibly... fake upset, but like... can't actually punish you for anything because you just deny the whole thing and it's not like you did anything... THAT wrong.

It's repeatedly, though. And he gets soooo exasperated trying to keep up w/ it; the vein in his neck probably never goes down in your house LMAOOO.

But... just makes so better sex at the end of the day I suppose, right? When you find out, let us know <333

(@iiomilo cuz I remember you posting something like this for Ibiza <3)

[astheroid]

Ka-Kacchan 😫💦 (Bakugouwu x reader SMUT 🤯)

Author-chan here!!!!!! I decided to write for my bb Kacchan bc hes just such a cutie >.< hehe anyways ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walked into the hero association with my long Blonde hair flowing in the wind. “SARAH!!” Deku called, walking over to me. “Baka-Deku, what do you wabt?” I asked, making a cute face. “I heard Kacchan wants youuuuu” he said raising his green puffy eyebrows. “Ka-Kacchan?? Why.. why would he ever want me?” I asked, batting my bright blue eyes in his directuon. “I do not know Sara-chan” he answered, blushing bright red. “I think… he might have a crush on you” I GASPED!! (author’s note: UwU OMGGG IT’S GETTING ~SPICYYYY~) I smiled sweetly at deku before hopping over to Bakugou, flipping my hair over m shoulder. “Ohio K-Kacchan, what do you want?” I said, trying to be tough. He glared at me pomeranian hair sticking up as I touched him. “NOTHING YOU BITCH!!” He yelled, shoving me. I started crying. “BAKA-KUGOU WHY DID YOU DO THAT????” I yelled. He lookd at me. “Idk you’re just ugly.” He said and walked away. I touched my frail wrist and realized it was broken. I went to the doctor’s and got it fixed, mad at Kacchan te whole way. I saw Kacchan after work and went to be mad at him. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?????” I screamed activating my Ice Quirk. “You’RE JUST AN UGLY STUPID EXTRA!!” Ye glared at me, hands booming. “IF I’M SO UGLU WHY DO YOU LIKE MEEEE?????/?” I yelled in his face. He gasped and tears fell from his eyes. “BAKAaAaAaAAAA HOW DO U KNOW THAT?” He said. “I know because your always mean to me :(“ I pouted. He said “t-th-that’s not t-true BAKA-SARAAH.” I grinned menacingly with my fangs. “Of course it’s true Ba-kacchan” “Don’t call me that” he said, blushing. “Ba-kacchan” I said again, my own cheeks getting red against my pale skin. He grabbed my arm “let’s go to my house and see if you wan’t to call me that again Baka-Sarah-chan”. (author’s note: OMGGGGGGG SMUT COMING SOON!!! TANK U FOR READING THIS FAR!!! Should I make a Deku-chan one next? He’s my lil beann and I wanna write 4 him :3)

UwU SMUTTTTTTTTTT BWLOE THE CUT!!!! Skip if you want but its my favorit part ;3

We arrived at his house and no-one was home, it was just me and Kacchan (author’s note: SPICYYYYYY whatr you gonna do bakacchan O///O). He threw me on his bed and took off his shirt (author’s note: MMM HIS STOMACH I’M DROOLING ;w;). He pushed me down and went to the bathroom, when he came out he had no pants too!! I was surprised by his cream stick poking through his underwear. “Take off ur clothes baka” he huffed face very red. I pouted. “Make me Ba-Kacchan”. He growled ferally nd ripped mt clothes off my body. I gasped, pale Skin getting goosebumps. “There I made you” he said rolling his eyes. I blushed very hard. “Now let me show u what happens when you call me Ba-kacchan >:(“ (autho’rs note: *w* OMGOMGOMGOMG IT’S HAPPENING GUYSSS!! YOUR AUTHOR-CHAN IS SOOOO EXCITED!!!). He took off his Dog undies and I saw… A HUGE DING-DONG!!! He put it inside me and moved quickly. I moaned “OoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHHHH Ka-Kacchan… go faster!!” He went faster, grumbling my name. After a bit he took his member out and Spat on me. “That’s why u don’t call me Ba-Kacchan Bitch”. I layed on his bed amd panted; legs too weak to stand up. He put his pants over his meat scepter and grinned at me. “I hope you learned your lesson Baka-Sarah”.

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Smut done :(((( Stay to read the rest tho!!!

I stayed in his house for 30 minutes before leaveing. “B-bye k-k-Kacchan” I stuttered. My legs were still wobbly. I went home and jumped on my bed dreaming of Kacchan railing me again ;). When I woke up I felt really sick and threw up in the bathroom. ‘Oh no……’ I thought. WAS I PREGANTE????? (author’s note: OOHHHHHHHHHHH DRAAAMAAAAA!!! Hehe it gets so exciting) I rushed to the store to buy a test, completely forgetting about my job as a Hero. I gasped at the test. ‘I’m… Perngant??’ I touched my belly. ‘I have Ba-kacchan’s baby in here…” ‘I have to call him’. I called and talked to him on the phone. “K-Kacchan” I stuttered “I got pragnent!” He gasped. “F*ck. Are u gonna keep it?” I gasped. “OF COURSE!!!!! I CAN”T KILL OUR BABY!!!!!!!!!” (author’s note: OMGEEEE THEY’RE FIGHTING 🥺🥺🥺) Kacchan sobbed. “I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR A KID!!” “YOU DON’T NEED TO, I CAN!!!! I DOUN’T NEED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!” I screamed, crying too. He left the call and I cried harder. Idk what to do with a BABY. He came to my house. He crossed his arms madly. “We need to kill the baby.” “NO I CAN’T DO THAT!!” I screamed (author’s note: OoOoOoOoOh THEY’RE GOING THRU IT!!!!!). “Why not????????” He pouted. His hands sparked. “THAT’S MURDER BA-KACCHAN!!!” My long Silky hair whipped around as I yelled up at him. He tried to hit my stomach, but I dodged and Froze him in placee. “DON’T HIT ME BAKA-KUGOU!!!!!!!!” I screamed. “STOP TYRING TO MURDER O U R CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He huffed. “I DON’T WANT A STUPID KID WITH A WHORE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!” I gasped loudly. “I’M NOT A WHORE YOU’RE JUST A JERK!!!!!” He burst out of the ice and kissed me. “I don’t want a crusty crotch goblin to ruin our relationship” “He won’t I promise” I said blushing Red and patting my tummy. He sighed loudly. “Ok fine we can keep the cum droplet I just don’t wanna pay” I smiled “OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “So……. will you marry me?” I gasped suuuper loud “OF COURSE BAKUGOU!!!!! I LOVE U!!!”

TIMESKIP!!!!!!!! UwU I loveeee this story so far; hope u guys like it too ;3

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We ended up having 8 babys. I’m the #1 hero (author’s note: Deku is too baby to be a hero 🥺 I think Strong reader-chan is better for that >:3) and Kacchan is my sidekick. Our kids have the strongst quirks in the world!!!1!!! Ray Andy Mei Akira Bobby David & Deku Jr have explosion-Ice quirks, but Maya (author’s note: Maya is my faaavoriteeee UvU) has A SUPER POWERFUL ICE QUIRK (just like her mama)!!!!!! We lived a very happy nice life after that and had a ton of money!!

BONUS SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe I wanted to do a lil extra ~spicy~ something as a reward for reading this far >wO

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Kacchan plugged me up with his thicc Pleasure Pump. I whined “KA-KACCHAN YOU’RE TOO BIG~” He didn’t listen and kept going pounding me into the wall. There was a collar around my neck (author’s note: K!NKYYYYYY~~~~~) and my Face was mushd into the wall. He kept going for quite some time until he hit something in me. I scREAMED “OOOOHHHHHH KACCHAN THAT’S ITtTtTTTTttttTTTT~~~” he grunted and pushed harder. His manhood felt so GOOOOOOD. (author’s note: I kinda want Bakugouwu to @#!% me if u know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) He did it until he Cummed; taking it out so we wouldn’t have more babys.

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HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEEEE THAT WAS SO HOT *w*. ANYWAYSSS HERE’S AN AUTHOR-CHAN QnA!!!!!!!

Favorite food: BAKUGOU UwU

Favorite character: BBY DEKU!!!! He’s MINE get away Broke Uraraka >:((((

Favorite color: Anything but pink :/ soooo cringy

Favorite Anime: MY HERO OBV!!!

Ships: Me x my hero boysss 🤤 the girls are all dumb and gay is sin :^/

Next chapter????:

NEXT CHAPTER PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deku stared at us jelously. “I-I don’t understand… I…. I really like you Sarah-Chan!!! Why did u have to choose Kacchan 🥺” I looked at him sadly. “He got me pregnent Deku-chan I had toooo” He looked at Bakugou mad. “You took my crush away from me Kacchan…….” Kacchan yelled at him “SHE’S MINE SO BACK OFF BAKA-DEKUUUUU!!!!!!!!” Deku started cryeing and looked at me for help “She was supposed to be MY wife Mean Kacchan :(“ Bakugou laughed. “NO CHANCE LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The next chapter will be coming out sooooon :D I hope you guys liked!!!!! It’s gonna be so good and even a little smutty *o* n e wAys, catch all you lil reader-chan beans l8ter!!!

Last updated: April 1, 2016

[This is 100% a joke and not a real representation of my writing skills. Happy April Fools ;D]

[ovvnwords]

WANTED  CONNECTIONS  ....  hi  here  is  a  list  of  connections  i  would  really  really  want  for  my  gremlins.  inspo  from  all  places  ;  music,  movies,  pins,  etc.  i’ll  post  this  in  the  server  /  put  it  linked  in  my  pinned  post  but  for  best  results  send  me  a  dm  on  d/scord  bc  i  suck  at  things!  thank.

AVIVA  ROUX  .  podcaster  /  content  creator (  meg  t.  stallion )  !

GIRL  GANG  !  not  necessarily  ‘girls’  but  yk  what  i  mean.  very  close  knit,  always  hanging  out,  never  one  w/o  the  other,  etc.  i  like  the  idea  of  them  all  bein’  kind  of  different  ----  breakfast  club  style?  (  aviva  cld  be  the  *jughead  vc*  i’m  a  weirdo  for  example  ).  idk  i  think  it’d  be  neat  n  interesting  cld  even  have  group  chat  edits  n  things  on  the  dash  frankly  i  wld  just  like  for  her  to  have  some  friends!  inspo  ( one  ,  two )  .

PODCAST  PARTNER  ! the  shane  to  her  ryan,  so  to  speak.  the  show  talks  about  mysteries  and  internet  oddities  and  different  spooky  things ( they  borderline  on  true  crime,  but  they  don’t  necessarily  go  into  detail  about  cases  if  that  makes  sense  )  .  i  think  the  dynamic  of  a  outrageous  thinker  to  her  pessimistic  ideals.  inspo  ( one  ,  two ,  three  ,  this  tag  ) .

YOUNGER  SIBLING  !  i  like  to  imagine  they’re  pretty  close,  maybe  close  in  age?  i  don’t  rlly  have  much  to  say  about  this  one,  should  probably  put  it  on  the  main,  but  i  love  sibling  connects  so  !

HATEHSHIP  !  someone  she  jus  can’t  stand  yet  can’t  stay  away  from.  maybe  they’re  an  asshole  but  damn  cute,  or  another  reason.  inspo (  one  )  .

ROOMMATES  ! like  to  imagine  it’s  a  bunch  of  them  living  friends-style,  either  in  the  same  apartment  or  even  building  (  or  wld  that  be  jersey  shore  style.  idk  ) but  it  cld  be  fun  especially  if  they  don’t  get  along  all  that  well  but  the  rent  is  nice  and  they  make  it  work.

FIRST  CRUSH  ! eeeeeeeeeeeee  they  cld’ve  met  when  they  were  children  and  had  one  of  those  one  day  long  things  in  elementary  school  where  they  broke  up  bc  they  didn’t  share  crayons  or  something  JSDVKJDFVKJV  they  could’ve  remained  friends,  been  neighbors,  had  crushes  or  a  fling  in  high  school  .

EX  SQUAD  !  i  like  the  idea  of  aviva  having  a  solid  friend  group  in  high  school  that  all  aren’t  good  terms  with  each  other  for  whatever  reason  ..  don’t  have  to  figure  it  out  asap  i  just  love  the  tension  thts  all.

BEST  FRIEND  /  RIDE  OR  DIE  ! someone  who  has  her  back  and  vice  versa.  supports  each  other  thru  thick  and  thin,  gives  each  other  the  whack  on  the  head  they  need  every  once  in  a  while.  inspo  (  one,  two )  .

FLING  /  FWB  /  HOOK  UPS  ! kind  of  self  explanatory.  aviva  doesn’t  really  have  a  preference,  if  she’s  attracted  to  u  she’s  attracted  to  you,  has  her  fun  but  s*x  isn’t  really  her  idea  of  a  fun  thing  to  do  24  /  7  .  like  to  imagine  she  mostly  goes  for  women  ( hey  ladies  .... )  !

EX  PARTNER  ! i  like  the  idea  of  them  being  super  cute  n  lovey  dovey  in  hs  but  then  maybe  one  of  them  went  off  to  college?  they  had  a  falling  out?  ended  on  not  so  great  terms?  the  possibilities  are  endless  to  be  frank!

RIVAL  /  ENEMY  /  SOMEONE  SHE  JUST  CAN’T  STAND  !  ig  this  could  be  more  chemsitry  based  but  they  just  avidly  dislike  each  other  for  one  reason  or  another?  can’t  stand  each  other?  petty  tweets  /  subtweets  etc  etc  .  could  be  fun  n  juicy.

FRIENDS  !  self  explanatory.

DAWSON  ELLIS .  unemployed  /  formal  journalist ( chris  pine  )  !

FRIENDS  !  self  explanatory.    he’s  40,  so  rlly  he  just  kinda  vibing.

RIVALS  /  ENEMIES  !  i  like  the  idea  of  just  hating  each  other  since  high  school  and  just  have  this  burning  hatred  for  each  other  even  after  all  this  time  …  chuckles.  inspo  (  one  )  .

PEOPLE  HE  TAKES  UNDER  HIS  WING  !  idk  what  this  could  entail  maybe  he  jus  likes  one  of  u  youngins  …  doesn’t  want  to  see  u  in  the  same  path  he  went  down,  tries  to  steer  u  straight  a  little  bit.  stuff  like  that.  very  dad  like  as  if  he  has  a  maternal  bone  in  his  body.

EX FIANCE ! heheh .. i plan on making this a wc possibly, but i like the idea of someone who he dated for a long period of time after he graduated and left irving, eventually who he proposed two. maybe his addiction could have caused a strain, maybe it was because he was traveling so much, or some other reason but then they broke it off. they came back to irving for one reason or another, he came back bc he’s sober now, there’s tension. kind of based on exile by taylor swift + bon iver .

EMPLOYER  !  this  man  needs  a  job.  so  ........    hands  on  hips  who  is  hiring.

FRIENDS  FROM  HIGH  SCHOOL  !  if  anyone  grew  up  in  irving  /  or  was  in  hs  around  the  time  he  was,  it  could  be  quite  fun  to  reconnect.  old  friends  yadda  yadda  yadda.  

SOMEONE  WHO  KNOWS  HIM  ONLY  FROM  HIS  SISTER  !  smiles  at  jean  so  wide  .....  yes  dawson  is  leonora’s  annoying  lil  brother.  he’s  very  elusive  (  or  so  he  thinks  …  )  so  .  we  cld  do  something  with  that  perhaps.

ELIJAH  PALERMO .  little  league  coach  /  student  (  lukas  gage  )  !

THE  LAST  PALERMO  SIBLING  !  yes  …  this  is  on  the  main  but  i  imagine  elijah  and  them  to  be  very  close  and  it’d  be  fun!  sorry  for  the  grey  hairs  though.

BEST  FRIEND  !  this  is  someone  elijah  trusts  more  than  jus  abt  anybody  ..  including  his  siblings  maybe.  they’re  always  together,  never  apart,  besties  forever.  causing  chaos  and  mayhem.  probably  co-parent  georgia.  knows  each  others  fast  food  orders,  encouraging  their  bad  behaviors  …  

EXES  !  i  like  to  imagine  elijah  is  the  type  to  rush  into  a  relationship  then  have  it  all  turn  to  shit.  could  be  on  good  terms,  bad  term,  neutral.  

EX  FRIENDS  !  along  the  same  vein,  maybe  they  had  a  falling  out?  one  of  them  just  didn’t  want  to  be  friends  anymore?  they  just  stopped  talking?  give  me  angst  thank  u.

FRIENDS  !  hes  so  talkative  and  annoying  please  give  him  more  friends  …  my  personal  favorites  are  old  couple  bickering  /  complete  opposites  /  good  or  bad  influences  /  new  age  “thembo  summit”  where  there’s  no  got  damn  thought  in  anyones  head  just  vibes.

FLIRTATIONSHIP  !  they  flirt  …  they  give  each  other  eyes.  and  yet?  nothing.  wtf.

HOOK  UPS  /  FWBS  !  they’re  hot.  and  he  has  eyes.  it’s  basic  math.  

RIVAL  /  ENEMY  !  i  like  to  imagine  elijah  didn’t  mean  to  be  rude  /  or  did  something  bad  to  this  person  but  he  did,  even  accidentally,  but  now  they  hate  him.  or  even  mutual  hatred  <3  constant  subtweets  n  petty  comments  in  public  …

PARTY  BUDDIES  !  theyre  always  together  at  parties  …  self  explanatory.  

PARENT  OF  KIDS  HE  COACHES  !  self-explanatory.

CLASSMATES  !  must  go  to  community  college,  but  otherwise  self-explanatory.  

WILL  THEY  /  WON’T  THEY  !  i  love  this  kinda  shit  ..  theyre  constantly  acting  like  a  couple  but  also  aren’t  one.  everyone  is  dying  to  know  like  …...  so  isn’t  eli  <3

HATEHSHIP  !  they  hate  each  other  .  but  also  f*ck.  then  hate  each  other  again.

ROOMMATES  !  pls  give  him  a  roommate  this  fucker  can’t  function  by  himself.

KALANI  MADDEN  .  student  (  auli’i  cravalho  )  !

PEOPLE  SHE  TEACHES  ASL  !  this  is  my  favorite.  pls  pls  pls.  she  uses  asl  as  her  primary  source  of  communication,  she’s  most  comfortable  with  it  due  to  her  hearing,  but  many  people  don’t  know  it  so  pls  let  her  teach  ur  muse  i’d  love  it  so  much.

FRIENDS  /  BEST  FRIENDS  !  i’d  love  to  have  a  lil  squad  ..  lil  baby  squad  or  even  just  a  best  friend  who  they’re  always  sharing  tiktoks  over  videos  and  having  sleepovers  and  going  to  wendys  at  1  am  bc  they’re  bored.  

RIVALS  /  ENEMIES  !  people  who  just  don’t  fuckin  like  her  bc  she’s  annoying  like  i  understand.

PEOPLE  WHO  DON’T  TAKE  HER  SHIT  /  HATE  HER  DRAMATICS  !  pls  hate  her.  punt  her  to  the  moon.  

PEOPLE  SHE  SPOILS  WITH  HER  PARENTS  MONEY  !  pls  let  her  sugar  mama  u.  she  will  buy  u  legit  anything  if  ur  nice  to  her.  

FLIRTATIONSHIP  !  this  wld  be  a  bit  cute  ..  almost  a  will  they  won’t  they  vibe.  they  flirt.  they  smile.  they  make  googley  eyes.  they  subtweet  each  other.  it’s  messy  and  cute.  

BAD  INFLUENCES  /  GOOD  INFLUENCES  !  people  who  lead  her  either  down  a  really  good  or  really  bad  path.  

PEOPLE  SHE  KNOWS  BC  OF  HER  BROTHER  !  self-explanatory  but  also  kind  of  need  him  for  this  so  .  hehe  .

HER  BROTHER  !  on  the  main,  but  pls  bring  this  kid  her  parent  (  almost  )  .

PEOPLE  SHE  KNEW  BACK  IN  NYC  !  self-explanatory.  her  family  is  very  wealthy,  famous  in  the  social  scene.

[natsuki-oz]

Can’t even ask me one bloody question? Suffer by doing all 100.

1. What’s your philosophy in life? Make the people you love happy and care for them.

2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself? I’d like to get a little less possessive about people.

3. Are you religious or spiritual? None of them.

4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? A little bit of both.

5. Which parent are you closer to and why? I was closer to my mother. Why? Because she loved me.

6. What was the best phase in your life? The bandtimes.

7. What was the worst phase in your life? Losing my mother.

8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up? Not really but I grew up knowing there would be a time I would do it.

9. What makes you feel accomplished? Laying on the couch in the evening, looking at my happy son who cuddles against me and smile about life isn’t as bad as I sometimes think.

10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much? movie: Gran Tourino - Because I like how people care for each other. book: too many.

11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Cheating, lying, hurting my son in any way.

12. Are you more into looks or brains? Brains.

13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated? Maybe. But rather no.

14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner? There are passwords that are too secret but it would be okay to share my password for the private phone and my private notebook. And the code to my apartment.

15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage? When they have been with their partner for a longer time or have gone through a tough time together and both trust each other.

16. What kind of parent do you think you will be? I am a loving father, wanting the best for my child. Sometimes a little bit too careful about him.

17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner? Wouldn’t be a problem since they’re both not here anymore. I’d have a problem with it if my mother wouldn’t like the person..

18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything? Maki, the girl who is my best friend since 5 years by now.

19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes? Usually not but I do have friends that are my exes.

20. Have you ever lost someone close to you? Yes.

21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up? It’s up to why I am in a bad mood.

22. What’s an ideal weekend for you? There are different types of an ideal weekend.

23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex? Not a problem?

24. Do you judge a book by its cover? Yes but I like to be convinced of their true self by talking.

25. Are you confrontational? Usually not.

26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart? Me? Never I think.

27. Would you relocate for love? I would but I am not able to.

28. Did you ever write a journal? No.

29. What are you most thankful for? My son and the times I’ve had with my band.

30. Do you believe in second chances? Yes. But mostly they don’t work out.

31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? That I am just someone to be fucked by.

32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation? No matter where, no matter what, just having fun together with the person I go on vacation with.

33. What did your past relationship teach you? That real love exists even if you don’t really fit together.

34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder? People that just want to fuck.

35. What’s on your bucket list this year? I don’t have one.

36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush? Oh, I can’t tell here.

37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again? I can’t remember right now to be honest. But I guess so because I’m still alive even if I did it.

38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for? All time safety for my son, finding love, no war.

39. What’s your biggest regret in life? Already answered.

40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself? That’s too private.

41. Does your job make you happy? Already answered.

42. What did you want to be when you were younger? Already answered at question 99.

43. Why did your last relationship end? ...we just had different plans of life.

45. What’s been your biggest mistake so far in life and what did you learn from it? Too private.

46. Where is your favorite place in the entire world to go? My bed.

47. What are your top five favorite movies? - GranTourino - The 5th wave - Zootopia - Secrets in the Hot Spring - Black Mirror series.

48. What are some of your favorite songs? OZ - Rain Delay, CELL - Jikogenkyu Paradox Royz - Higanbana, Portion Boys - Niin Kuin Ennenin

49. What qualities do you admire about your parents? Already answered.

50. How would you describe your best friend? Pure soul, beautiful woman.

51. What’s your favorite hobby to do alone? Singing.

52. What’s something you can’t go a day without doing? Taking a shower.

53. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done lately? I’m always spontaneous so I can’t really tell.

54. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love? Hahaha. That’s a secret.

55. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People in advertising in TV that brush their teeth without toothpaste.

56. Why do you think you’re still single? Because I’m an idiot, maybe too pervy, maybe too caring, too tall, too old, too weird, too boring, too dangerous, ....

57. What accomplishment are you most proud of? Running the family business well.

58. What is one dream you have yet to accomplish? Raising my son to be a good man, finding someone to love and marry.

59. What is your greatest fear? Losing my son and my friends.

60. What are three things you value most about a person? Honesty, stupid jokes, caring for other people

61. Who are five people you are closest with? Maki, Kizasi, Takashi, Hiro, Mitsuki

62. What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome? Talking normally to people

63. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? New Zealand

64. What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened this past year? Nothing special happened this year I think.

65. What’s your favorite beer? All Sapporo kinds.

66. What’s one thing that bothers you most about the world today? People fighting too much about nonsense

67. Who are you closer with your mom or your dad? Mother.

68. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Didn’t I answer this already? Being less possessive about people I like.

69. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be? No war.

70. Who was your favorite teacher and why? I just had one and he was ok.

71. What sport did you fall in love with? I like most kinds of sports but bedsports are the best, haha.

72. What is the weirdest thing about you? I cook and bake very well.

73. What was your longest relationship? My last one which lasted 2 years.

74. What would your best friend say is your best quality? Having a weird humour, caring for them.

75. Who is your favorite historical figure? I don’t have one because I haven’t met any of them.

76. What made you choose the college you went to? I didn’t choose it.

77. If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be? Never give up fighting.

78. What food could you not live without? Udon.

79. Dogs or Cats? Both.

80. What’s closest you’ve ever come to being arrested? Hahahaha.

81. What was your best birthday? The birthday I spent with Aggy.

82. What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do? Flirting.

83. Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been? New Zealand.

84. What was the last book you read? And when? Sleeping beauties by Stephen King, a year ago.

85. Where do you usually get your news? TV, newspapers.

86. What are some of your own personal goals in the next 5 years? Same as now.

87. What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far? Raised my son well.

88. If you could get away with anything that you do? Everything that I am doing right now.

89. Who is your greatest hero? My mother.

90. What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken? My life to safe someone’s.

91. Why are we here? Because our spaceships crashed down to this world.

92. If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in? Not really.

93. Do you believe in fate? Yes

94. How do you think people see you? As an arrogant, pervy rich guy with a big D.

95. If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what would it be? Saving my mother.

96. What song makes you unconditionally happy? Don’t stop me now by Queen

97. If you could have anybody else’s life, who’s would you take? I haven’t thought about this until now.

98. What fictional character do you most relate to? I don’t know..? (Maybe Jiwon Ahn from BJ Alex, lol. With a little bit of Myung-Dae.)

99. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say? Already done!

100. What is your biggest irrational fear? Already done!

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Portman House Roommates Headcanons

Emma + Bronwyn-

- WHAT A SQUAD it’s honestly just a fancy one room apartment full of functionality and snacks

- It’s cluttered and aesthetic at the same time

- The walls are maroon and all the curtains, pillows, throw blankets, and wall tapestries (they’re those people) are all in shades of gold

- Tons of candles

- It’s FULL of emotionally connected Knick Knacks and thousand of photographs

- They have a cozy couch and big baskets of blankets and cushions

- Designated Family Sleepover Room

- Just a drawer of pancake and cookie mix and baking pans that Emma just cooks with her hands

- Emma buys a record player for the aesthetic but they never use it they listen to music all the times on their phones

- They don’t fight like ever but when they do everything is super tense and everyone is worried but then two hours later they’re acting completely normal again

- Emma spends like an hour and a half getting ready, doing a full skin care routine, moisturizing, and getting in cute pajamas at night and then takes like an hour to fall asleep and Bronwyn collapses on her bed in what she wore that day and immediately falls asleep

- That being said Emma sleeps like a ROCK and Bronwyn is a super light sleeper like Claire makes a sound of distress three rooms over and she is AWAKE

- Definitely have their own coffee machine

Millard + Hugh + Jacob-

- Jacob went from having a single room to basically a forced triple

- He’s never had siblings and Millard and Hugh have basically only had siblings for 60 years and it’s.... somewhat functional

- Millard: Do you think flowers know they’re being cut?

Hugh *completely unaffected*: probably not go to bed

Jacob: W Ha T THE F U CK

- Hugh and Millard have bunk beds

- Dark green walls and a Completely Unnecessary white brick accent wall

- A LOT OF GLOW IN THE DARK STARS AND PLANETS EVERYWHERE (from both Jacob and Millard)

- Lotsa books

- Messy as fuck

- Windowsills full of succulents and plants (Hugh is a sad boy)

- Sad teenage boy cuddles

- It’s Jacob’s old room so there’s like shitty maps of real places and like.... Hogwarts everywhere

- “Jacob what the FUCK is this”

“$300 beats headphones pls be careful”

“ T H R E E H U N D R E D???????? DOLLARS???????”

- Binge watching John Mulaney until 3 AM

- Ricky climbs through Jacob’s window at some point and it’s unclear over who is more startled between Hugh and Millard and the green hair scary boi that just broke into their room vs Ricky and the boy who definitely isn’t Jacob and the disembodied screaming voice that hopefully isn’t Jacob

- Hugh is suffering because neither Millard or Jacob knows how to SLEEP

- Mrs. P is pretty sure Millard is dating one of them but can’t do anything without showing her suspicions

Enoch + Horace-

- It’s a mess at first tbh no one knows how this happened like they’re friends of course but not the type of friends that can functionally live together

- You know those episodes of TV shows where they literally split the room in half with tape? They do that. It works for like a week.

- Horace is surprisingly messy and Enoch is shockingly neat.

“I work with CORPSES Jacob you learn to clean up after yourself”

“I have not slept is 3 days and you want me to CLEAN”

- It’s honestly good for them tbh they are forced to talk and work things out

- They steal Jacob’s mini fridge and have a secret microwave so they can make popcorn and ramen

- “Wanna watch Sweeney Todd again?”

“....yES”

- They paint it light gray-blue and have fairy lights everywhere because Horace doesn’t like waking up from nightmares in all dark and Enoch thinks they look cool

- They have black out curtains because Enoch is a darkness gremlin and Horace WILL wake up if there is natural light and not be able to go back to bed

- Lots of shelves full of both body parts and rolls of fabric and thread

- Horace’s half has carpet but they had to rip the carpet out and put tarps up for Enoch’s tiny corpse and clay factory because Mrs. Portman lost her shit

- Horace gets the whole closet like they didn’t even discuss it they just had a mutual understanding

- Horace has an expansive scented candle and air freshener collection because “YOUR HALF OF THE ROOM CAN SMELL LIKE A MOURGE ENOCH BUT I REFUSE”

- They swap clothes one day for no reason but the lols and both look really cute??? They are confused??? And slightly disgusted????

- “Horace when I was your age...”

- Enoch is shit at helping Horace with nightmares and Horace is shit at helping Enoch with whatever is going on with him it’s really not g r e a t

Claire + Olive-

- PURE AND GOOD

- Pink and purple walls with a bunch of extra glow in the dark stars from Millard and Jacob

- Those homemade cotton cloud lights

- Posters EVERYWHERE like those dumb cheesy posters from magazines little kids put up because it makes them feel older

- Separate dressers with big sparkly OLIVE and CLAIRE name plates above them

- Designated tea party table with real China tea cups and a tea pot

- A LOT OF TOYS

- Big ol’ gum ball machine

- Most functional roomie situation lbr

- The beds have those gauzy princess canopies you hang from the ceiling over them

- They honestly spend 50% of their time having “sleepovers” in everyone else’s rooms

- They watch Disney movies until late into the night (9 pm)

- Many impromptu dance parties and tea parties that everyone MUST attend

- Massive stuffed animal pile in the corner

[ieechans]

dino > neighbor/best friend AU ~

me: queen of going too far

good concept. great concept. lets begin. *rubs my hands together viciously*

so ever since you could remember, your neighbor was this cute old lady who considered you as one of her own grandchildren

like she’d bake cookies, cupcakes and other fun stuff like that and always brought them over to your house for you to eat

also she left the gate to her backyard open all the time for you to come over n play bc she had a lot more grass than your backyard

basically u loved her so much not only because she baked you stuff but she was always there for you when no one else was n she was so so kind and she watched you grow up and wOW IM GETTING EMO

you’re in highschool now n one day when you get home from school you see a moving truck and you’re like “wait wtf” so you come over to see what’s going on

and cute grandma says “im getting too old to live by myself, so i’m going to move to a resting home...” and you feel your heart shattering into millions of pieces and you almost cling to her and tell her to move in with your family

and she sees the tears forming in your eyes and she’s like “don’t worry, my family members will be moving in!! my grandson is your age, i’m sure you’ll get along well”

and on the day she leaves you’re so bitter bc you’ll miss her and you’ll miss her baking and her kind words

you’re so bitter that you don’t even bother welcoming the family in so you just head right back inside your house

after moping around for a bit in your room you decide to go out to your backyard to get some fresh air or something

so you’re just minding your own business until you you hear a particularly loud curse word and a soccer ball just goes right over your head and lands a few feet away from you

judging from where the ball is, you concluded that it came from the other side of the fence,, where grandma’s backyard is,,,,,

you just shrug and toss it back over, n then you decide to go back inside bc you weren’t in the mood to get hit by a ball if it happened again

the second you get inside you hear a knock on your front door and you’re like ??? and when you go to open it you’re like.......... whom

the boy in front of you has like.. sweat glistening on his forehead and his eyebrows are kind of furrowed and he’s wearing a thin shirt and you’re like... mom holy f*ck

and then he turns to look at you and in your head you’re like “dhjzHEFUH I WAS STARING SH*T”

and then he’s like “hi.. yeah i’m ur new neighbor... i might have kicked a ball over to your garden... is it okay if i get it?”

and then you finally get yourself together and you’re like “oh i already tossed it back. what’s your name?”

“chan! you must be y/n, grandma told me a lot about you. we’ll be going to the same school!”

and you’re like.... ho ly c ow grandma has an attractive grandson “cool! we can walk to school together.”

“that’d be awesome! see ya, y/n!”

and then he leaves and you’re just standing at your front door like an idiot like “why did i say we should walk to school together how am i gonna sURVIVE”

the first time you walk to school together it’s kind of awks, but chan’s just rly good at making conversation and by the time you’re walking home you feel like you’ve known him forever

that mfriends, is how u and chan became bfs (best friends)

chan joins the soccer team @ your school and you BET your ass is there at every game with a giant poster board of his face, embarrassing the hell out of him.. you also show up to his practices with food n stuff and he’s like “y/n.. my saving grace.. my only god(dess)...”

“shut up ur so dramatic.. here’s your popcorn chicken”

when u get ur first s.o., chan is like “if they do anything stupid i’ll kick their ass”

“gee thanks”

every day he comes over n hangs out in your backyard to do hw and then after a while he gets bored n is like “.... you wanna watch me play soccer” “thank god i thought you wouldnt ask”

and then you leave your homework behind to go to his backyard and watch him kick the soccer ball around idk how sports work sorry lmfao

and this is like a ritual for u guys like.. every day you’d walk to school together, you’d hang out together, you’d visit his practices/games if he had them, you’d walk home together, do hw together, BASICALLY YOU DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER

then one day ur s.o. breaks up with you and you’re pretty much “well this is how i d*e” and you know chan is gonna have a big game soon, so you decide not to burden him with your problems

and you’re slowly avoiding him and you start waking up earlier to go to school, pay no attention to him at school, leave the second the bell rings, etc.

and even though you did it not to worry him, you don’t know that you’re actually worrying him even more,, like his coach keeps telling him “get ur head together” but he can’t because he’s just so concerned about you

so he asks a few of your other friends if anything’s wrong and they’re like “y/n didn’t tell you?? ______ broke up with them.”

and chan’s suddenly like “WHAT THE HEL L??>?” and he’s abt to go to kick the ass of whoever broke your heart, but then he thinks about how horrible you must feel n he gets all emotional

he doesn’t know what to do so he ends up calling grandma for advice and she tells him everything he needs to know abt what u need when you’re upset

and you’re at home and your face is all puffy from crying (both from best friend withdrawals and from the break up) and you get a text from chan saying “come outside”

and you ignore the message at first but then he starts messaging you on everyplatform like facebook, instagram, snapchat, kkt, skype, etc

all of them just say “come out” and you’re like JESUS CHRIST OKAY

and you drag yourself out of bed to your front door and when you open it up you see chan with a phone in hand and a plate of cookies in the other and he just looks so so sad and your heart shatters right there

“i don’t know what i can do to help, but grandma told me that her cookies always made you feel better.”

and you can see that he has a little bit of flour still on his hands and he has the vanilla baking smell on him and you just start tearing up n you pull him into a hug n start sobbing

n he’s just patting your back like “there there,,, also the cookies are getting cold,,,”

but anyways after that event let’s just finish this quickly and say that chan went from your bf (best friend).. to your bf (boyfriend) :’)

EXTRA: chan texts the news to grandma and she’s just “hehe... my plan worked”