#and they are both slinky

[bluberryfields]

"David is very easy to fall in love with." - Michael Sheen

Hi. How are you? Good, I hope. Okay, so can we talk about just how fucking beautiful David Tennant is? And by “we” I mean “I” and by “talk” I mean “babble incoherently into the void”? Great! I’ll attempt to impose a bit of organization on this just to satisfy my pathological need to inflict structure on words (thanks college/job/brain), but I can’t promise much. Also, there will be A LOT of pictures and gifs. (you’re welcome?)

And this isn’t just because I am deep in the bottomless well of Good Omens fandom and that Crowley is basically the most breathtaking creature that has ever existed. Well, not just because of that.

*cue Aziraphale's "good lord" from 1793*

ANYWAY, like a lot of people, I became a fan of (i.e., fell deeply and irrevocably in love with) DT during his run as the 10th Doctor. He was young and bright and full of just about everything – joy, sorrow, wit – making him incredibly watchable. His look was also so charming: big bouncy rooster comb of hair, absurdly cheeky smile, expressive-as-fuck eyes and eyebrows, and a tall, lanky form that seemed to be made of rubber and the kind of granulated sugar that could only be found in candy from the 90s that are now banned in all first- and second-world countries.

So yeah, I was super into him and his Doctor’s adventures. And I continued to watch him in other projects and still swoon (looking at you, slutty Hamlet)

even at characters where that was not the desired reaction (fuck you, Kilgrave, you delicious monster).

I would also always become a bit (a lot) weak in the knees at his voice regardless of which accent he took on, though always preferring him doing any Scottish brogue because of fucking course.

Roll that tongue, you sexy beast.

But what I want to get into today is just how incredible he looks in the year of 2023.

He’s 52 years old and I am somehow even more attracted to him. Maybe it’s because I am myself older, and my tastes have matured alongside? I certainly do enjoy gray hair way more than I did 10 years ago.

He’s aged incredibly well, probably a combination of good genes and good health, and he’s clearly not clinging to the Hollywood idea of “youth”.

(insert obligatory grumble about the double standards of men being praised for aging and women being demonized…the potentially problematic nature of the term “aging well” in general…acknowledge this with my enlightened brain but ignore this with my slutty heart…fuck the patriarchy, etc. etc.)

He’s still tall and skinny, even gangly at times, all long arms and legs that can move in impossible directions with unfathomable grace.

His face is leaner, that incredible bone structure creating sharper edges that draw the eye. Speaking of the face, he’s got these creases on his forehead and at the corners of his eyes and mouth that are evidence of time spent well: smiling, laughing, living. Makes you want to trace your fingertips along each one.

Oh god that smile? Good lord. It’s weapons grade charm that can also be quite intimidating. Sweet, humble, silly, scary…full spectrum of options here! His shark smile is the definition of “irresistible” in my Dictionary of Delicious Dudes.

I am both proud of and grossed out by my own word choice.

Continuing with that face...the hawkish nose, the dimples you want to drown in, the big eyes, those motherfucking eyebrows...

I could seriously write a whole essay about those eyebrows, but I already give my therapist enough to worry about.

Oh those eyes. “Piercing” is a term usually reserved for blue eyes, but I would argue it applies to DT’s bottomless chocolate pools in that they slice through my heart every damn time.

Honorable mention does go to those Crowley snake eyes because they could have been distracting and diminishing to his overall look, but they absolutely are not.

Such a pretty shade of yellow.

Random tangent to swoon about his hands. For whatever reason, I like checking out a man’s hands, and DT’s got a set that drives me wild. I can’t even really explain why, but I just really like the way he articulates with them. Crowley is a perfect example, what with the miracle snaps, caressing globes, and holding whisky glasses. Yum.

Delicious demon digits

Fresh tangent: How does this fucker look good clean shaven, with stubble, and a goddamn beard? How is that allowed?

He's got a face that makes me wanna take up sculpting

Further, how is his fucking neck so hot? Like, seriously, show me the math. I can’t stop staring at it. And when it’s cloaked in a turtleneck? Please, sir, may I have some more?

Fuuuuuuuck

With no segue whatsoever, I am absolutely obsessed with his hair, across all contexts. Big, bold, blood-red Crowley coifs (especially in Season 2)? Check.

Proper gentleman side part? Check.

Side shave with cartoonishy springy 14th Doctor shock? Check.

Lockdown locks with and without headband? Check!

It’s a goddamn buffet of delicious options.

Oh damn speaking of that 14th Doctor look? Good fucking Christ on a buttery Ritz cracker. The whole DT collection is on display: the hair, the eyes, the bone structure, the smile, the clothes, and even the glasses!

To quote Pam on Archer, “I swear to god, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! I mean, not that you would.”

Now that you (I) mention the clothes, I never cease to marvel at how he can wear pretty much anything and look amazing. Stripes, patterns, wild colors, etc. He just always looks…not exactly comfortable, but sort of at ease like the clothes were created with him in mind. And this goes across the spectrum of Casual to Costume to Promotional (e.g., interviews and premieres).

They are almost illegally cute together

We all know by now how ridiculously tight those Crowley pants are and how it influenced his signature serpentine swagger (thank you, Costume department, you’re the real heroes). That said, he and those slinky hips still looks so incredibly natural in them like they came from his actual closet.

Stupid sexy snek

And he pulls off the look of more ridiculous stuff like full Shakespearean costumes or that sad gray-hoodie-black-shorts-and-Wellington-boots combo from the first season of Staged. He somehow gives off the air of “whatever, they’re just clothes, man” while also looking like a damn model.

Georgia is a very lucky woman

Final thoughts: I know DT dislikes talking about how people think he’s so attractive because I’m sure it feels a bit icky if you just want to live your life and do your job. But my guy also clearly understands that he’s not some ghoul who has succeeded on incredible personality and acting chops alone. So, that said, maybe he'll forgive me for posting such a long, rambling, ode to him?

[ourtubahero-blog]

They look so married in this photo.

[time-slink]

god its so fucking cool that bdubs builds like hes painting

[simcardiac-arrested]

compensation :-]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

[glittter-gel]

for matsukawa's birthday him and hanamaki went out to an arcade and spent way to much money on the claw machine, they went to go see some kind of shitty movie after that that was so bad that they couldn't do anything but laugh, and then went to a water park and mattsun purposefully hit maki with a water gun so that it looked like he pissed his pants

and then for yahaba's birthday him and kyōtani painted each other's nails and yahaba got to dye kyōtani's hair in any way that he wanted. they also went down to an old record shop down the road, and afterwards they stopped at the pet store and looked at all the slinky animals like snakes and ferrets

[somecunttookmyurl]

Do the cat and the himbo get along?

oh yes she LOVE her dad she love him SO much

[creapysummer]

Ricky Potts loves slinkies

He has a whole collection of them that no one else is allowed to touch because he doesn't want them getting messed up

He almost always has one on him at all times and he'll just play with it in the middle of choir or something because he is fascinated with them he loves the way they move and how the silver catches the light and the sound they make

[swelling-feeling]

Here's a fun idea that came to mind while rambling with a mutual lmao

Vampire!Spinel having a taste for your blood - enjoying it a lot, to the point that always after feeding, she ends up with an adorably tiny belly - but knowing how much she enjoys the taste of your blood, you start devising a little devilish plan; you start looking into blood magic You let Spinel feed on you again, and while she does, you use a spell that practically keeps "generating" more of your blood - Spinel was about to stop, as usual with your usual limits, but you encourage her to drink more, to her heart's fullest content, and because of your gentle, loving comfort and encouragement, as well as the sweet taste of your blood, she just keeps drinking, and drinking and drinking...

When she's done, you still feel fine as ever, and not tired and dizzy as usual - and Spinel has ended up with an Enormous blood-balloon of a belly, and not to mention her lightly drunken state

You could tease her for her sanguine thirst, gently playing with her belly, and watch her adorable flustered reactions - mayby even go as far as to use her belly as a pillow, or cushion, flustering her further as she feels all that blood of yours sloshing around in that big tummy of her's

Or, alternatively, the drunken buzz makes her a lot more flirty and playful, as she now squishes that giant tummy against you, pinning you down with you unable to escape her as she teases you for your little trick, and especially for how much you love her and want her positively full of what's practically, in a way, you

regardless, only other adorable thought that comes to mind is that after all this, the magic you used having some small side effect on the adorable pink slinky vampire, as she now always sports an adorable little potbelly, always peeking out from her clothes - not to mention her little bat form also sporting that adorable tummy, prime for playing lmao

Brain is Buzzing.mp4

[subsequentibis]

Really Mad i’m too fatigued to work on this drawing bc it was supposed to be my treat for surviving spring testing week hell #2 so im posting the sketch. cw for uh. sexy cannibalism

[sneasedtomeetyou]

you seem to snuggle a lot with people. who’s the best cuddle buddy you’ve had?

Incredibly biased answer is Lissie but its true! Sometimes there are days where I can't do much of anything and he'll move his work into the bedroom with me.. It can feel kinda cruddy when you know there's things to be done and you can't muster the energy, but he makes it better. He always does. Even after all this time I could listen to him talk for hours about whatever's on his mind without getting bored of it.. Or sometimes he just lets me sleep

I suppose if I had to pick someone besides Lissie it'd probably have to be Zorrik actually. He isn't as heavy or as overly warm as a typical Pokemon of his size, I imagine because of the ghost typing, but its like a big weighted blanket. Keeps me from having nightmares too... When Zorrik is with me I don't dream.

[ink-livi]

liv. listen. slink isnt here. we can talk shit about him as much as we want on your blog listen to me. we can do this

Omg I fell asleep before I could see this last night

I would NEVER Slinky is my favorite okay I TOLD you this Weasel. He's never done anything wrong ever smh

Cant believe you would even try and ask that of me damn

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

No but like...the absolute chokehold that comment Lenny Daniel made about Alonzo being on his way to becoming a fine leader, and that Munk sees great leadership quality and strength in him has on me....

Like *that* coupled with Sam Marks commenting that Alonzo is very regal and very powerful, and *then* coupled with the Korean and Asia Tour 2014 descriptions of "proud" and "dignified" and being a kitten protector...calling him "The Righteous"....damn

[time-slink]

For the hc/life series cc post, maybe Scott, ren, or bigb ? Idk if I've seen those from u before but I could have just missed it lmfao

cheating on this one by showing a (quite old)shelved animation i was working on of ren waking back up after being beheaded :)

[faffreux]

being back at work is so weird after 2 weeks off and yet at the same time it feels like I never left LOL

5 WEEKS OF THIS UNTIL I GET 6 WEEKS OFF!!!

Btw I am going to start learning how to animate during my recovery break ❤️‍🩹 Guess who’s excited to eventually bring beans to life!!! I’ll be the most beginner beginner but I don’t caaaaare 🎶

[bouncybrain]

I was trying to take a nap (for the like fifth time today) and I had an idea for another Daycare OC instead (because there aren’t enough of those (?/s? I’m tired))

[crmsndragonwngss]

I’m never gonna have the money to get a new guitar with a slimmer neck that’d be easier on my hands so I’m just gonna restring with the lightest possible strings and try to ignore the fret buzz when I tune down 😂😂😂