#and thundercracker visits and points out they can't even use protein powder
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The 4am urge to write a story about IDW Soundwave falling for a multi level marketing scam
#squawking into the void of space#idw soundwave#sure he can read people's intentions somewhat#but pyramid schemes use people you know to recruit new members#so whoever recruits him will be someone with faith in the product and no intention to scam him#the question remains who in soundwave's life would fall for the scam first#cosmos seems gullible enough but i doubt he'd have the confidence to market it to other people#maybe rumble and frenzy? they might even have slightly malicious intentions but he won't suspect a thing from them#they could very well also just fall for the scam themselves#then everyone on sanctuary station just gets really into protein powder and healing crystals#and thundercracker visits and points out they can't even use protein powder#sure thundercracker is thundercracker but he's spent enough time with marissa and watching tv to not fall for advertising or scams#frick now i've plotted out the whole thing and there's no easy way to copy it all into a notepad#it's actually nearing 5am now so good night everyone
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