#and you can’t tell me otherwise

[kan-be]

beware of gremblins

[applestede]

Wow, at least SOMEONE knows how to release a trailer during Pride Month

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Weekend Getaway

Duke: No school tomorrow. Want to do anything?

Damian: We should go somewhere warm and sunny.

Duke: I was thinking more along the lines of getting pizza or going to the movies but honestly that sounds way better.

Damian: Mm-hmm. We should invite Drake.

Duke:

Duke: Are you sure you’re feeling okay?

Damian, scowling: I’m fine.

Duke: Okay, if you’re sure…

The next day

Duke: This was the best idea.

Damian: I know.

Tim: I still don’t see why you insisted I come.

Duke: It’s the beach, man. We’re in the Caribbean! Why WOULDN’T you want to be here?

Tim: I don’t know, it’s kind of bright…

Damian: So my hypothesis was at least partially correct.

Tim:

Duke: Damian, did you bring Tim as per of a science experiment?

Damian: Tt. I was merely testing his reactions to the sun. The results were rather disappointing, unfortunately. He didn’t even hiss when first exposed to its light.

Duke: And you had to travel a thousand miles to do that?

Tim: Also, I’m not a cat, Damian, what the hell?

Damian: There is not enough sunlight in Gotham to produce proper results. And also, why on earth would I think you were a cat, Drake? You’d make a terrible cat.

Jason: ‘Sup, kiddos. Time for another round of sunscreen. Especially you, Timbo.

Tim, grumbling: Just because the rest of you can be outside for more than ten minutes without turning into a lobster…

Damian: I still don’t see why you had to come with us.

Duke: Because we needed adult supervision and Tim doesn’t count? No offense, Tim.

Tim: None taken. I really shouldn’t.

Everyone: *lost in their memories of why Tim does not count as adult supervision in any way despite being over the legal age of majority*

Jason: You should all be very thankful I’m here.

Damian, scowling: Richard would have been better.

Jason: Ah, but would Dickface let you smuggle swords into a foreign country and help bust a drug ring tomorrow?

Damian:

Damian: Fine, so maybe you were an acceptable choice.

Fifteen minutes later

Tim: This is enough rest and relaxation, right?

Damian: I have enough evidence I suppose.

Duke: Where’d you say that drug ring bust was going to happen again?

Jason: Some docks a few miles east of here. But you listen to me, alright? I mean it.

Damian: *rolls his eyes*

Duke: *laughs*

Tim: Come on, we do this sort of thing every other night.

Jason: You listen to me or when we get back I’m telling Dick you all told me you really want to go to Disney World for an entire week and meet all the characters.

Tim & Damian: *slightly horrified looks*

Duke, squinting: Did you just use Disney World as a threat?

[indieyuugure]

Has Anyone Else Noticed This…

Writing ROTP, I have to draw Raph a lot, and so I’ve noticed an interesting correlation between how he holds his sais and a particular offensive gesture.

I’m just saying, it makes sense considering the turtles don’t actually have middle fingers, it’s more like a pointer finger and a pinky. (Yes Leo, you DO have a pinky finger, so HOLD THE DANG TEA CUP!)

This just seems like the most ridiculous coincidence, I don’t know how the art team didn’t notice this! I mean out of all of the turtles, Raph is definitely the one to exploit this. Lol 😂

HAPPY NEW YEARS!! It’s 2023 where I am!! Hurray!

[cp3killer]

how poetic would it be for Charles to win his last race race with Ferrari.

[englishboylover]

barty *screams into evan's ear* : I LOVE YOU!

evan *pins barty against the wall, holds a dagger onto his throat* : IF YOU EVER WAKE ME UP AGAIN, I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.

barty *grins* : everything's fine as long as you're touching me.

[james-sunshine-potter]

The difference between James and Remus is that everyone flirts with Remus and he knows it and everyone flirts with James but he thinks everyone is being really nice to him.

[willsthighsweat]

Will Graham’s the type of guy that wouldn’t buy any name brand product except for Jif peanut butter.

[thesassywitchofthenortheast]

I need to know what Chenford did in 5x12 when he came over after the earrings thing. I wanna know what happened after he said “so what do we do”

Did they talk more? Or just like “we’ll have to think of ideas” and moved on. Cause in the shop the next day they say they only have two options.

So like what the fuck did they do in her apartment after that convo? I need to know.

Did he leave right after? I kinda doubt that cause it seems like even at that point, early ish in their relationship, they were already spending every second they could together. So then if he didn’t leave right away, what did they do?

Leave and do something together to take their minds off it? Since Tam was home. Did they watch a movie or top chef together on the couch? Make out on the couch and then he left a little while later

WHAT DID THEY DO I NEED TO KNOW

[halsteadsbradshaw]

I have this super niche theory that all the Joe Mazzello borhap girlies became Lewis Pullman tgm girlies

[softestepilogue]

okay but richie tozier is 100% the type of comedian to get cancelled every week and have millennial and gen z protest his shows on their college campus

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Simon: Five, you’re so short. What can you even see down there?

Five: Your IQ.

@dorkylittleweirdo

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

Veers: I like my men how I like my women

Piett:

Thrawn:

Tarkin:

Jerjerrod:

Vader:

Palpatine:

Everyone:

Veers: that’s it

Veers: that’s the joke

Veers: I’m bisexual

[boneappletet]

I’ve got little buns

[writerownstory]

today my brain decided to remind me that i’ll never get to hear Madison, Charlie, Jeremy and Owen sing Edge of Great again and now i’m bummed 😂😭

[a-books-allure]

“I suppose I could be your father.”

“It’s a pity you have to grow up.”

EW??

Bruh why are all these books romanticizing creepy old guys grooming and then marrying young women? Why are they written from the perspective of the girl as if she’s narrating the most perfect love story? Why are they written by women?? Kinda wild that this type of “love” was seen as the norm and even portrayed as desirable for women back in the day. Just a thought.