#andddd its 5am...

[jestersdlc]

I GIVE UP!

The code is somehow broken! I have numerous name easter eggs and all of them word EXCEPT one

because for SOME reason the code is equating the name input "Yours" as being the same as putting in "Pink" instead of following the jump function to its own answer (you can cuss, but you can't flirt, how ironic is that.)

So! It does not get a unique answer like I wanted (the loop idea was funny still...since if you input "Yours" in the name, Pink was supposed to get annoyed and ask your name again looping you back to the question and you could keep answering the same and it would continue to loop you unless you gave a diff answer...but cest le vie.....this works just as well for different reasons :3)

I MADE THE ABOVE and apparently it just doesn't like "or statements"

if ONE line has it and no other if statements under it, then its fine bloody 'ell...well it works at least! so small victory against the trials and tribulations that is CODE.

You can NOW do easter egg names, cuss Pink out AND poorly flirt and get stuck in a loop of em being endlessly disappointed in you instead of putting in a name! How delightful! ^-^

[clumsyclifford]

i'm very pleased to hear that 😊 also kinda jealous you had a milkshake i love them. i'm stressed but i'm kinda hydrated which does not happen often to me bc i ignore drinking a lot so got sth going for me rn 😅 i cannot comprehend how you can drive barefoot i honestly would prefer flip flops but your tevas pass i drive in similar shoes too 🙈 your parents really made a point with choosing that as their wedding song it's so so cute i actually like it a lot 😊 (1/3)

(2/3) i can promise you that minimal selfcare is definitely happening. i've been sleeping at kinda reasonable hours and i've been eating&drinking at least kinda consistently. & working to a breaking point is not an option anyway bc i can't manage to fucking work. and i have to say i'm intrigued by the fact that you have a shakespeare class. though i am very sorry it's causing you so much stress :( hope you can catch up on some of the work without stressing yourself out too much 💕

(3/3) oh and which other classes do you have rn? & i mean i think it fitted emo lashton very well but even if it's not an official/planned origin story for it it's still a wonderful piece of writing on its own 🙈 oh my love i really hope you slept :( 5am is not a good sleeping time at all and i don't know how you managed to function with that little sleep -fiancee

dude campus dining is pretty hit or miss but the milkshakes....are SO good here thank god i think id die otherwise

GLAD you are hydrated please stay that way also how are you gonna say you’d rather drive in flip flops they would slip!!! or break!!! stressful to drive in flip flops meanwhile driving barefoot is like exhilarating

yeah it is cute right <3 my parents are really cute can’t lie i love them so much

okay that is very important im glad for minimal self care <3 i hope you don’t overstress yourself that’s really what i meant i hope you’re managing it like cos i know how horrible it can feel to be buried in work and no clue where to start which is kinda how im feeling abt my shakespeare class rn tbh it’s a class about shakespeare and like how he was outside of his plays and like the other works he did......yeah idk it’s pretty interesting so far but the work is Stressing Me Out it’s fine im sure ill catch up eventually and i wish the same for you my love

other classes! i have an astronomy class, a math class, a history of drama class, the shakespeare off-stage class, andddd a class about childhood and adolescence and how it’s represented in adult literature. so far i dont HATE any of them which is promising

maybe one day i will plan a real origin to emo lashton probably not but for now that fic will be its unofficial one. well yes okay yesterday i only got four hours of sleep but LAST night i went to bed at MIDNIGHT got nine hours of sleep.......so i feel like it balances out