#animal masks

[scumbigula]

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[toothlespoggers]

somehow I haven’t seen any of this on tumblr or on Pinterest so I’d assume it’s an untapped market of potential shitpost and meme glory, so I want to share it with y’all.. first. We start with the beginning

Then.. the discovery of the gold..

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!

I know these are hilarious, needlessly hilarious. And the fact they exist and these are product images, are so funny. And everyone knows about the iconic fish head and horse head masks, but no one talks about the meme potential of the others.

Enjoy..

Wait how do I tag this

[amberspacedf]

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

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[aberrantceramics]

Animal Mask Pendants

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[leaderlamby]

Daily Sermon #35

Work is hard, it absolutely sucks and makes you want to die, but you need it or you won't have enough money to exist.

Well, this is why Lamb's cult never requires such suffering.

You will need to help out in building the cult, yes, but I'd hardly call that "work". It's much simpler tasks, much faster to do and no pressure of working enough to make money!

As I've said before, you don't need money in Lamb's cult, because I already provide you with everything!

And all the money you happened to have before joining can go to me so I can put it towards actual useful things! Like, yknow, providing for you.

Well, providing for you AND updating your appearances. It is a cult, it's only natural we have proper robes for you all!

Of course you will all be getting the official cultist attire you see in the game and some masks to go with them!

Lamb will get you all realistic animal masks (design of your choice!) as part of the required uniform.

Lamb will have one too, close to this:

Notice the price? You wouldn't even have to worry about that :)

Imagine, everything you could ever want and you'd never have to work or pay for it!

Lamb's goal is to create a sort of utopia for true believers, as a reward for your loyalty and help.

All those heretical non-believers having to work until they die, being in debt no matter what and having no free time - and you'll all be safe and happy in my cult with none of those worries!

Truly a divine blessing upon your mortal lives.

[nightingaelic]

Courier finds a buncha animal masks ala Hotline Miami, which companion would wear what mask? (aside from Rex and ED-E kek)

"Special delivery from the King," the greaser on the Lucky 38 steps said, handing over the large cardboard box.

He was gone before the courier could ask any questions. They ripped off the note that was attached to the package and scanned through it. "Supplies run for costumes... old theatre... no use to the King, but he thought we might find it fun. Okay, then."

The courier carried the box into the casino's foyer and set it down on a nearby table. The box's ancient tape came apart without needing a knife, and the dusty cardboard unfolded to reveal a pile of glittering animal masks, covered in ratty faux feathers, fur and patchy sequins.

Arcade Gannon: Arcade picked up the one on top that seemed most intact. It was a rabbit, or maybe a hare, with deep, yawning eyes and cartoon buck teeth that looked like they were fashioned out of piano keys. He stared at the empty mask, and it stared back, like a psyker peering into his soul.

"Hey." The courier put their hand on his shoulder. "You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Arcade replied, a little too quickly. He set the mask aside. "Just... thinking about how much running I've had to do. In my life."

"Hey." The courier nudged him affectionately. "You don't have to, anymore. Promise."

They reached into the box and pulled out another disguise. This one was an owl, with great tufted ears and plastic yellow bubbles over the eye holes. "How about this guy? You're great at picking up on details that I miss, and you're barely sociable."

Arcade accepted the mask. Despite its frightening affect, the owl felt a little more welcoming in his hands. He popped it on before he could change his mind, and the casino foyer acquired a golden tint.

The courier grinned. "Now, who could that be, with the handsome feathers and glowing eyes?"

Arcade smirked. "Eh-heh. Who."

Craig Boone: Boone hung back from the box, but the courier dove right in. They unearthed a tattered fox head, and they spun the mask around so that it faced the sniper with a toothy grin. "Try this one on. It's the same color as your beret, come on."

"No."

"Please?"

Boone scowled. "Vexillarius."

The courier looked down at the fox again and grimaced. "Ah. Noted."

The fox went back into the pile, and the courier kept digging through masks with the enthusiasm of a soldier on leave at the slot machines. One of the discarded masks caught Boone's eye, and he stalked over to pluck it from the stack and straighten out its short horns and large ears.

The courier paused. "That one? Really?"

Boone handed them his beret and sunglasses and pulled the faded yellow mask on over his head. One of the brown patches that had been sewn on as an afterthought fell off in the process, but the mask held its shape otherwise.

The courier balanced the sunglasses on the nose of the giraffe mask, and hung the beret from one of its horns. "Very dashing. Feel like taking this out for a spin, next time you're on guard duty in Novac?"

Boone's reply was muffled. "No."

Lily Bowen: "How fun," Lily declared, smiling as she sifted through the masks in the box. "We have a little time for dress-up this afternoon, don't we, dearie?"

"I don't see why not." The courier held up a rooster mask that was missing more than a few of its feathers and frog mask with silky green cloth worn threadbare by the centuries. "Either of these strike your fancy?"

Lily considered the options, but she quickly became distracted by the next mask in the box. She lifted it out gently and stroked its orange bill. "This one," she exclaimed.

The courier took Lily's sunhat and set it aside, then helped maneuver the head of the swan over the nightkin's goggles. It was a snug fit, but everything lined up perfectly, and Lily laughed as the swan's bill swung this way and that with her motions.

"Hold still." The courier settled the sunhat back onto her head and tied the strings under her chin. They grinned when they were finished. "You look like a picture book character, Lily."

"Lily? Who is Lily?" The nightkin giggled. "You may call me Miss Jemima Puddle-Duck, dearie. I am so very pleased to meet you."

Raul Alfonso Tejada: "Got any jaguars in there, Six? Or ocelots?" Raul asked. "Spotted cats. Big teeth."

"Doesn't look like it," the courier replied, pushing the masks around to get a good look at the box contents.

"Shame." Raul picked up a long-nosed camel mask and turned it from side to side. "I guess this one would do. Smells like a real camel, too."

The courier wrinkled their nose. "I'm not sure what a camel is, but if they smell like that, I'm not sure I'd want to meet one."

"Me and los camellos, we have a lot in common." Raul stuck his head inside the mask and pulled its heavy-lashed eyelids open. "Criaturas del desierto. Don't need much food and water. We keep going, even if we maybe shouldn't."

"Uh-huh. Do camels hold grudges and fall in love with local dancers?"

"Probably. No mames."

"Oh, wait." The courier unearthed a big cat mask, with violet fur so dark it was nearly black. "How about this one?"

Raul tossed the camel back into the pile immediately. "Perfecto."

Rose of Sharon Cassidy: Cass seized the first mask she got a full look at and held it up proudly. "Pig."

"Pig?"

"Pig!" In an instant, her hat was gone and her auburn hair was covered by a pale layer of latex and a wrinkly pink snout. Beady black eyes peered out from between the pig's skin folds, and Cass put her hands on her hips in pride.

"Eugh." The courier made a face. "That's a pig? I thought they'd be... hairier."

"Some of them are," Cass reassured them. "You get the javelinas down south, or the razorbacks in the marshes, they've got hair thicker than a New California redwood. But pre-war piggies, they looked like this."

The courier reached out to pinch the rubbery snout on the mask. "Are there any left? Like this one, I mean."

"Who knows?" Cass tapped the mask's floppy ear. "I say you and I go looking. You need a new project, I need to get out of this casino, win-win. We'll bring this along so we can make friends, if we find any."

Veronica Santangelo: As soon as Veronica caught sight of the striped orange-and-black fur, she snatched it from the box and hugged it close. "Dibs on this one."

"Not fair," the courier complained.

"Too bad." Veronica pulled down her hood and jammed the tiger mask on her head, feeling around as she did. The velvet nose was dry and cracked and one of its bared teeth was missing, but the feel of the frozen snarl was satisfying enough to help the Scribe get into character.

The courier mimed a growl and clawing motions, and Veronica answered them with an unconvincing roar and a pounce. They fell to the floor among several of the other masks, laughing as they wrestled and squashed a few of the decrepit disguises beneath them.

"Whew," Veronica said when she'd thoroughly tickled the courier into submission. She pulled the mask off again and looked at it reproachfully. "I don't know if I like myself, when I'm wearing this thing."

"I do," the courier said with a sympathetic smile. "That's the most you've laughed, since I came back from the Sierra Madre."

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[mossandfog]

Impressive Marine Animal Masks by Liz Sexton

These realistic marine animal masks are the work of Liz Sexton, and show a beautiful realism, despite looking charmingly absurd on their human wearers. From sea turtles to angler fish to whiskered walruses, the masks were part of a series for the Minneapolis Marine Art Museum entitled Out of the Water. See more of Sexton’s impressive work on her website. All images © Liz Sexton. Photography in…

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🌱Purple Batch | OTA | CLOSED🪐

1) Kept 2) Sold! 3) Sold!

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Happy (slightly belated) Halloween, everybody! I’ve been wicked busy this term but I managed to put together some new screens for The Cabinet. Some musical snippets and other assorted bits n bobs to follow :) 🎃🕹️❤️

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