#anon

[punkitt-is-here]

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

[devotion-disorder]

Jimmy on top of you. Pushing his weight against you. His chest to your back so you can feel his rabid heartbeat. His big beefy forearm wrapped around your neck, restricting your airflow. Him POUNDING INTO YOU LIKE NO TOMORROW YESSS GAWWDDDDD

i feel like jimmy is the type to run warm as well, so it'd be awful and hot and suffocating under him...😁

[mlarayoukai]

make those twinks panties drop like joe biden from the election

I FUCKING HATE YOU THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT HE DROPPED OUT

[tojisun]

price making simon edge himself with your thighs as punishment for being unable to keep his hands off you while price was gone :(

godfddd yes.

you’re just a collateral damage in this. you would even argue that you’re the one who is suffering more than the bastard who’s actually the one being punished—simon’s heavy and thick cock is rubbing against your slick slit with every desperate thrust between your thighs—but you’re so angry that you can barely be coherent anymore.

you’re begging john for anything. maybe your wand or for john to allow simon to play with your clit or even john himself to fill your throat just to take the edge away from the muted brush of pleasure. you want anything to alleviate the thrum, but john just grunts, telling you to be quiet—please kid? f’me?—and you don’t know why you’re just realizing it now.

john’s angry at you too. this is your punishment just as much as it is simon’s.

what the fuck.

he said—

he said that he’s not mad! he even pulled you to his lap and fingered you open and told you to be patient because he’ll fuck you good but it’s been hours now, surely. your thighs are a wet mess of your slick and simon’s pre-, and you’re barely lucid with want when you realize, with mounting horror, that john’s yet to even look at you when he passed you over to simon.

you hiccup, hitting simon’s chest with your fists. this is your fault, you big oaf.

simon barely reacts as he continues to hump his hips so filthily, the meat of his thighs hitting your own with a wet slap. he’s so wound up that he’s lost the rhythm; his thrusting has become erratic, his cock leaking a puddle on your crotch.

not even your sobs have softened both of your lovers, and it’s so unfair. you don’t even know if you can even cum soon at this point.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

[tonycries]

Gojo puts the tip in and it’s big enough to have you crying like the prison realm did when he also went in.

[howisthepope]

How many followers have you gotten since the news broke?

I had 3 this morning. I am now at 528

[returnofeternity]

the new pic of nat’s mugshot … i saw it like an hour ago and im still thinking about being her gf in prison … or even just her gf waiting for her to get out ugh natalie 💔

giggling... thinking of waiting for her at home, wondering where the hell she is and what's taking her so long. you end up falling asleep because it's nearly 3am now, and you wake up to the prison calling you?? you find out she was arrested for possession of marijuana or some shit, and needs someone to bail her out, but you're broke </3

thinking about living with her in some trashy motel at this point, you have a shitty job that barely pays for groceries, let alone living here, but you like it here with her. it's nice coming home from a shitty shift and smoking with her, walking to some little shop and eating dinner together <3 walks back to the motel, asking if she's still considering going to jeff and shauna's wedding... telling her you'd reallyyy like to see her all dressed up and that it's been a while since you've all seen shauna anyway..

but anyway back to being her prison gf.. since you can't bail her out right this second, you visit her. you're already up and putting your shoes on the second the prison calls you and tells you that they have nat, and she's like a beaten puppy when you show up 😭 her ass was allll smug with the officers and shit while getting cuffed and her mugshot done, but the second you walk in there, she's silent. nat asking, "are you mad at me 🥺" when you cross your arms and call her an idiot (lovingly). mainly scolding her for not hiding her weed well and mumbling that you wanted to smoke some with her when she got home -___- but ofc you're also concerned !! telling her how worried you were back at home and how you thought she was dead somewhere :( this especially bc we know of her addictions post rescue ☹️ ur always worried about her. kissing her through the bars, telling her you'll be here first thing in the morning tomorrow to see her.

maybe hitting up taissa for money help because she was basically the only one helping nat post rescue... thinking of nat somehow smuggling the weed back and all of you smoke it in tai's car after she bails natalie out 😭

but if nat was just in custody or wtv, and you have to wait for her release, it's torture. it feels like hours in that waiting room, your ass getting sore on that uncomfortable chair as you look up expectantly every time the door opens, but it's never nat 😞 having her leather jacket in your hand because it's nighttime and it's cold, rubbing it with your thumb for comfort. your heart stopping when she enters the room, getting uncuffed and released.. you almost thought you'd never see her again. you're being dramatic, you know, but god, it was scary getting that phone call.

immediately bringing her in for a hug that lasts minutes before she mumbles if you can just go home, mainly bc she just wants to get out of here and because the officers are staring.. putting her jacket on her and holding her hand back to the car, asking if she wants to stop by the liquor store for some snacks. you guys just end up going home and you ask her to explain how she even got arrested in the first place, and she just shrugs and says it was stoopid, and that she's just glad she's back with you.

[diminuel]

I'm now Shipping koby and kite and it's your fault please draw them more

*points* @saffirez started it! Doing Garp's work of trying to secure a marine lineage :P

(I thought that today I could stop drawing OCs but apparently not *lol*)

[louferrignojrofficial]

Does Lou love dogs?

idk

[frownyalfred]

the JL: gee, the day after B left Gotham the crime rate jumped by 5%. must be a testament to how hard he works to keep it down while he’s there, guy’s a freak about that place

Eldritch! Bruce, not about to tell them that actually Gotham gets so wet-cat pissed the second he leaves that it immediately incites violence to lure him back ASAP: Hn.

This is canon to MEEEEE

[mistressemmedi]

I'm cackling at them confirming lando missed out on a podium because Lewis was toying with him and cost him time. He ended up not being able to catch up to Charles (who drove tf out of that Ferrari) in the end. I held my breath cause I thought it was gonna be like last week where we were so close and then it slipped through our fingers.

Lewis saw that McLaren in his mirrors and activated like a sleeper agent

[ur-ghostgirl]

we just wanna see one tummy to be smooched today, pls pls one last request (hopefully)

ig this means its the last time

[shanastoryteller]

Please more Modern ATLA, please! Thanks and happy birthday!

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6

In a reversal of most of their lives so far, having Azula with him actually makes it easier to relax. She's playing the princess act, all sweet and polite and asking questions and not giving even a hint that she thinks they're all idiots and she's bored by every word out of their mouth.

He mostly stays back and lets her. Now that the behavior doesn't have potentially disastrous consequences for her, or him, he's a lot more amused by it, and it means all the attention isn't on him. The best part is Aang, who meta Azula when she was stressed and pissed and too cranky to bother with any sort of act at all. He's staying far away from her and keeps looking at her with this air of confused disbelief.

Azula is talking with Toph, and he thinks that last laugh might have genuine, when Aang flops down in the sand next to him and says, "I don't get it."

"Don't try," he advises. Gyatso's cleverer than he looks, but a kid raised by monks is never going to make any sense of his sister. "I told you she's not like that all the time."

He watches her with Toph for a moment before he says, "I think she's scarier like this, actually."

Zuko doesn't bother to keep in his surprised laugh. Okay, maybe he was wrong. Maybe Aang does get Azula.

[fckmebarnes]

bucky finding out about squirting nd now ever time u guys have sex he tries to make you squirt every single time …

oh yeah…

“c’mon baby. give me one, i know you wanna.” as he’s slowly fucking his cock into your cunt at an agonizing pace but he has his vibranium thumb pressed firmly against your clit — vibrating

your legs are shaking as your back is arching and you’re trying your best to keep it together

“princess, please. cum on daddy’s dick.” you grit your teeth as you tip your head back when his cock hits your sweet spot, the added vibrations of his finger rippling through your body

“there we go, fuck…didn’t know you could fuckin’ squirt baby.” you’ve soaked his whole lower half and cock, your cheeks heating up

he gazed towards you grows feral, once you come down from your high. he takes your hands in one of his, pressing it above your head as he fucks into you faster. “you’re gonna give me another one, got it?”