#anon you are so funny for this i am kissing you 🫶

[jeanmoreaux]

michelle. have you ever read this one series. it’s about the goddamn yaKUZA! and a fake sport! it’s insane!! you should pick it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eye twitch*

im reading TKM for the sixth time

i feel deranged

OMG WHAT?!?! that sounds exactly like something i could lose my mind over and get deeply invested in for YEARS. tell me more, i am BEGGING 🧎‍♀️ pls tell me that the dynamics between characters is one of strong points and that the main character is an insane little raccoon guy who’s an absolute menace and a tedious malcontent. if there’s the also some found family with an edge and an insanely well-developed romantic relationship that shouldn’t work on paper but absolutely does i might perish on the spot actually. i am feeling so normal. not deranged at all. *eye twitches in sympathy* ((has read aftg twice this year already))

[chrisbangs]

i don't think you realize how cute and endearing you are ☹️ i'd give you the world if you asked actually

[tac-the-unseen]

JUST READ THE COD GANG REACTING TO READER FALING AN ORGASM SO WHAT IF READER ADMITS THEY NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE?????? LIKE- NEW RELATIONSHIP??????? SORRY FOR CAPS IM ECSTATIC RN BC UR WORK IS SO GOOD🫶🫶🫶🫶🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

COD characters finding out that Reader's past lover(s) have never given them an Orgasm.

Am I exactly sure what Anon is asking? No, But I will persist.

I'm choosing to write this with the interpretation of Reader never having an orgasm even though they've had sex with others. (The other way I read it was that Reader just flat out never had an orgasm before, and I think that's extremely unrealistic. So we're going with that one) ALSO because of the prompt You and the guys have yet to bump uglies!

Ghost:

•Simon is a little confused "Like...None of them?"

•He takes it very seriously

•He asks you to elaborate a little more. He just wants to know if the other guys sucked (or just didn't in this case) or if you two needed to do something specific in order to please you.

•He understands if you need some kind of accommodations and will ask you what he needs to do

•You and Simon have a long discussion over what you want your first time with him to be like. He makes sure you both have a clear understanding of what's to come (ha).

Soap:

•First thing he says is “Would you like to?”

•He thinks it's a little funny but really sad too

•”Darling, you're too pretty to let subpar men just use you.”

•He immediately wants to show you how it's done and what you've been robbed off

•He asks if he can take you for a “good ol' mustache ride”

Price:

•”Young men are dumb.” He says and takes a drag from his cigar

•”But I guess it's nice to know I have no competition.” He smiles

•He does talk to you about your needs and what he needs to do to meet them properly

•He takes you out on a nice dinner date, goes on a nice walk with you, and end up with his hands wrapped around your waist taking you home

Alejandro:

•Can not stop laughing

•As soon as you tell him he erupts into a fit of giggles. He takes him a full 3 minutes before he calms down enough to hug you and pat you back.

•”You poor thing.” he chuckles and kisses your cheek. “I'll make sure to make up for all their failures, Mi querida.”

•He’ll ask you what they were doing down there the whole time. Which leads to even more laughter when you tell him.

•”But I think I should buy you a nice dinner first.” he winks

Roach:

•Stunned

•Absolutely floored

•”Like never?” He signs. You can see the horror in his eyes

•He’s got his head in hands, contemplating life. He's so concerned for you. He has to take a moment of silence to comprehend the level of incompetence the men in your life must have had.

•When he finally sits up he looks you directly in the eyes and signs “Thank God I'm good with my hands.”

Gaz:

•Slowly turns his head to look at you with his brows furrowed and confusion

•Is too shock to speak

•He gets up to pour himself some Scotch

•”How many times have you had to fake an orgasm?” “8” he proceeds to down the entire drink and pour himself another

•This time he hands it to you “You need this more than me.”

Rudy:

•He gets up and takes a lap around the house

•When he gets back he pulls you into a hug

•”You deserve so much better, Mi Tesoro.”

•Kisses your jaw and runs his hands down your back. “I can give you so much better.” He tells you in-between kisses

•He offers you himself until your properly satisfied, for however long that takes

König:

•”Why do you like incompetent men?”

•He means it in a genuine way, But he accidentally reads you to filth.

•”Why spend your time and affection on someone who cannot please you?” he asks. “I didn't want to seem shallow.” You replied. “Shallow? Liebste, No.”

•He practically scolds you for allowing such men into your life. It's actually the most you've ever heard him speak. Which really tells you how upset he is.

•”You're Lucky I'm here. I will not let such things happen ever again.”

•And fuuuck, he means it

Mace:

•”Other men are filthy animals.” he tells you like it was a normal thing to say

•He gets in close to you and rests his arms on your hips. “Don’t get me wrong, I'm a man whore.” He laughs lightly and kisses you “But you knew that.”

•He asks you for all the funny details and thinks it would make a decent bonding experience.

•He tells you about his less than great sex stories and failures

•”Rest assured sweetheart, I'm a pro at making people scream.”

Thanks for reading <3

(I realize now that I wrote them all in different mindsets of this prompt... Good luck with that, I guess)

[starryriize]

Hey, My first request to you 💁🏻‍♀️ :

Can you do headcanons or short imagine to go ice skating with &Team even though s/o isn't good at doing that? You can decide whether it's a date or they'll go as a group but plis make it kinda romantically between each member and their s/o. 🫂

when their s/o isn’t good at skating | &team

╰┈ ⋆｡˚ 🪼 genre: fluff & really romantic!!

╰┈ ⋆｡˚ 🪼 pairing: bf! &team x fem! reader

╰┈ ⋆｡˚ 🪼 author's notes: ahhh anon i know exactly who you are 🤭 ilysm btw <3 but yes!! i changed my initial format of this bc i am not a skater but i am a klutz so i can relate fr

🫧laur’s taglist: @chiiyuuvv

— klutz squad (nico, taki, jo)

nico - oh boy is he laughing 😭 he’s definitely concerned as he tries to help you up but falls on his ass. you’re both on the ice cackling at each other and how out of balance you both are ! gives you his arm to steady yourself and it ends in you both acting like penguins on ice. gives you a little kiss on your forehead and squishes your cheeks bc you may be a klutz but you’re his klutz !!

taki - he’s…not laughing at you, i promise!! it’s just the way you fell was incredibly funny and you laugh at him when he defies all expectations of physics 😭 you guys opt to hold hands with each other but it’s doesn’t work as well as you hoped… you end up giving up on ice staking entirely after falling 5 times with taki going down with you !! tells you it’s okay and you end up sharing cocoa together :((

jo - immediately concerned that you fall so often but finds it funny bc you arranged the date…and you have the balance of a leaf :(( he bursts out giggling tho and proceeds to *purposely* fall to sympathize with you! 😭 he’s so cute tho and he really does try to help you!! like nico, gives you kisses all over your face and asks if he should kiss any places you hurt 🫶🏼 (pls i need kisses from jo) he also gets you some cocoa and holds your hand &lt;33

— immediately steadies you (k, ej, maki)

k - lowkey teases you when you fall right as you step on the ice !! gives you his arm to hold on to and steady yourself on ! also thinks you’re cute when you’re giggling at how much of a klutz you are 😭🫶🏼 puts! his! hand! on! your! waist! steadies you by holding you waist, making sure you’re fully upright (i love him sm)

ej - i feel like he goes into instant leader mode!! his eyebrows are creased and he’s next to you asking all sorts of questions. also believes that you can just hold onto him and gives you his arm to hold, or his hand, or his jacket! 😭 he’s chuckling to himself as you wobble and then fall right back down again! holds you close to his side and you guys just skate slowly together :(( thinks it’s very kdrama-esque to kiss in the middle of the rink 🫶🏼 (double points if you have to tiptoe in your skates)

maki - he’s both laughing and concerned for you! he wanted to take you roller skating in the summer but seeing your balance issues…he immediately decided he wouldn’t :(( i mean, your safety is important!! on the ground laughing and helps you up, offers to hold your waist behind you as you try to skate again 🫶🏼 don’t worry, once you both are home, he puts on a show and makes you your favorite dessert!

— teacher squad (fuma, yuma, harua)

fuma - he can do anything and everything atp so i think he would start teaching you how to balance yourself and how to gain momentum to start moving on the ice!! lowkey explains it in very simple terms but gets the point across 🫶🏼 puts his entire arm around your torso and you guys skate together in sync - albeit a little slow :(( kisses your cheeks when you make one circle around the rink and repeatedly says he loves you (he’s so sweet fr idc he’s a standard)

yuma - this is based on nothing but i think he’d be the type to teach you as well!! he might not know a lot about skating but he knows a lot about balance and control so he helps you stand up! takes it in steps and explains it similar to a dance choreography- kisses your forehead after every step and spins you in happiness 🤭 dips you and gives you an even better kiss :(( (stop i love him sm this is making me blush)

harua - i feel like he’s secretly good at surprising things…but he would immediately be like “okay so you place your feet like so”!! probably incredibly patient with you too :(( if you end up sad, he’ll probably be sad with you. teaches you to move around and i see him as the type to be lowkey romantic so he would spin you around! (this is too cute i’m giggling thinking abt this🤭)

**i do want to point out that all of them would probably check for any signs of you being hurt by the ice or if you’re in any immediate pain, hence why i didn’t add that into every member!!

[winterrrnight]

Prompt "no one's ever done that to me before." With zach

thank you so much for this request anon! I hope you enjoy reading this :)

special

PAIRING: zach maclaren x gn!reader

SUMMARY: zach shows you what love is actually supposed to feel like.

WARNINGS: sooo much fluff I think I'll die

EDITH SPEAKS: this. this is what I want. I swear never ever expect less than this from a partner. You deserve the whole world lovie 🫶🏻🫶🏻

please please reblog if you loved reading it! feedback is always appreciated 🎇

PROMPT REQUESTED: "no one's ever done that to me before."

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You smile when Zach opens the car door for you, mumbling a little thank you as you take his extended hand. He gives you a little kiss on the back of your hand, the heat in your cheeks not failing to rise.

You met Zach a short while ago, but the spark between you didn't go unnoticed when he took the bold step of asking you out. You were over the moon; you've had your eye on him for some time and he seems like the sweetest guy ever, so you definitely couldn't say no.

But your mind loves to play tricks with you, and you got scared if this step is the right one or not.

All because of them.

Your ex-lover.

You loved them so much, but they never reciprocated it, leaving you a broken mess. Zach was the one who made you realise your standards in lovers has been set so low, that when your date is over an hour late, and just comes to tell you they'll be leaving in 20 minutes, it's all okay. Why? Because atleast they took out time from their "busy" schedule to tell you about their shortage of time.

Since your first date, Zach never fails to show up with flowers at your doorstep, always one of your favorite kind. He'll take your hand and lead you to his car, opening your door for you, and when you reach the restaurant, he'll pull out your chair for you, let you sit and push it back in.

And right now, you've just been to one of the best dates you've ever had with him. It was funny; he took you to a simple fast food restaurant but he wanted you both to dress up as fancy as if you're going to a five star michelin restaurant. You both definitely looked like doofs in your fancy clothes getting all up in your burgers and fries, but you both sure did have fun.

But, unlike always, Zach doesn't drop you at your home after the date. Instead, he insisted he takes you somewhere "special".

He takes you by your hand, and leads you to the edge of a cliff he's driven up to. The sun is setting, and you both sit down in the grass, the pinkish hues cascading a glow on you both.

Zach's arm wraps around your shoulders and you rest your head on his shoulder, both of you sitting in comfortable silence as you watch the sun slowly slump down.

"This place reminds me so much of you," he whispers, not wanting to ruin the serene moment you both are sharing.

You look up to him, an expectant glint in your eye. "Why's that?" You ask him.

"Because," he takes in a deep breathe, "each time I look at this sunset, watching the day slowly slip into the night, I realise how extremely lucky I am to have someone like you with me. I spend my days thinking about you, being with you, and I take this moment to understand how grateful I am to have you by my side. This, this beauty in front of us," he shifts his head towards you, "it reminds me of you. Of your beauty, and how perfect you are, just like this sunset,"

You swear you could've started sobbing at that moment. You need a moment to realise this is all real; you are sitting with a boy who makes you feel so special, gives you all the love you could've asked for. Relationships aren't meant to make you feel bad, or ignored. They are supposed to make you feel loved.

"Zach," you say softly, taking his hand in yours and pressing a kiss to his knuckles, "you mean so much to me. Everything you do, it all means the whole world to me. No one's ever done that to me before, Zach, no one. I didn't know I can ever feel so special,"

"That's the least I can do for you," he presses a kiss to your hairline. "I love you so much, bub, so so much,"

You smile softly, taking his face in your hands and pressing a kiss to his lips, trying to convey all your love through this gesture.

"I love you more."

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[itsmeeleanorstill]

hi !! is there any chance you'd write for evan myers and gn reader doing mundane stuff like watching movies, going on dates, or like house chores together?? it can be hcs or a fic doesn't matter I just want him to not experience the horrors for a moment 😭😭

Authors note: OMG ILY ANON AND I LOVE EVAN SM🫶 ive been wanting to write about him for so long and hes my biggest hyperfixaton so this is gonna be one of the longest things ive wrote (hes so me fr) pluss i try to make most of stuff i write gender netural so dw and am not done with this yet so there would be part two or more because i love him so much and i cant stop talking about him

Warning: nothing just them begin happy

Evan is the kind of person whos no matter what you do even if its just cleaning and stuff it wont be boring

Not to mention hes the type of guy who you can call to do basicly ANYTHING and he will tag along no matter what is it

Hes clingy and i bet you that when younare just cooking or washing the dishes he will wrap his arms around you from behind putting his head on your shoulder eather talking about something or just watching you

Also Evan is the type of person who haves the coldest hands ever so he likes to anoy you with putting his hair under your shirt on your waist or stomach but that the fact that his body tempature is always cold can be such a good thing especially in the summer just cuddling aginst him cooling down

He dosent seem like a person to me who would be that into spooning but because i dont know any other cuddling position i will leave that part to your imagination

We all know that he loves horror movies and probably like action movies too (especially on the horror movie part)

If you get scared during a movie he will get VERY COCKY WITH IT and will probably tease and scare you a lot and laugh when you get even more scared

After the movie you two would just cuddle and he would rant about the movie how good it was and everything (even tho he talks during the movie too but gets anoyed when anybody else does it)

He will pull pranks on you a lot acually but they are always harmless and acually funny too

Late night talks with him are the BEST

Just sitting outside at the terrace or porch or whatever do you wanna call it just talking about very deep stuff and life frends childhood whatever you want to talk about honesly he haves very great and deep world views and even tho he dosent seems like it hes a deep thinker

AMAZING COOK

You cant tell me otherwise he works out and payes attention to his health and makes the best meals but when he cooks you better get out of the kitchen he just hates when somebody lingers around and in his way when he cooks

Imagine you two working out togeder AJSHDHAKDNSH

Even if you dont work out just watching him be so focused and gorgeous

Ive heard somebody else say it and i will say it too he lisends to music all the time and so so loudly if you dont enjoy the same music he does he will just lisend to it a bit more quietly

I personality think that his love languages is physical touch and quality time and he enjoys hugging and cuddling more then kisses but eather way he just loves everything you do

He loves you very much and thats all that matters

[slutforsturns]

Could you do a fluff/smut fic where reader doesn’t think Chris is around and is practicing what she wants to say to tell him she reallyyyy likes him. Chris ends up overhearing it and ends in smut. 🩷🫶🏼

of course! thank you so much for the request <333

i like you - chris sturniolo

warnings: creampie, slight masturbation, p in v, unprotected s3x, begging, fingering, just a *tiny* bit of degradation, mirror s3x, edging, cumming, etc.

a/n: sorry this took so incredibly long I was in the hospital for like a week after an accident anyways it's not important I hope this is what you had in mind for the story! I love you anon! also this is kinda short so sorry for that too...

didn't proofread, sorry for grammar mistakes!

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word count: 1.8k

enjoy!

You stood in front of the mirror, looking at yourself and questioning yourself.

Today, you planned to tell Chris you liked him.

You'd been friends with him for around a year now and today you two were going out to a movie (as friends, of course).

But you wanted the relationship to go further.

At first, you didn't understand why you got jealous when you saw him with other girls, or when he talked about other girls.

And then you realized. A terrible, horrible realization. You liked him.

You'd been mulling on the decision to tell him for about a month until today.

You just had to do it. You couldn't just laugh and joke with him and then go home and touch yourself to the thought of him.

You took a deep breath and started to talk, looking at yourself in the mirror and imagining Chris in front of you.

"Chris, I like you. I've liked you for months now, almost since we became friends. I think you're funny, smart, and really hot. And I can't keep being friends and feeling this way. So whether you like me or not, I just had to tell you and I hope you feel the same way but if you don't, I can understand and if you don't want to be friends anymore then at least I enjoyed being friends with you while we were."

You let out a breath and almost laugh. What am I doing? You ask yourself.

And then you hear a small chuckle come from behind you.

You spin around and your eyes widen. 

Chris is leaning in the doorway, looking you straight in the eyes. 

“H-how much of that did you hear?” You ask him, your voice small and quiet. 

He smiles.

 “The entire thing.”

You want the ground to open up right then and swallow you up, you want to completely disappear from existence. 

But instead you stand frozen in place, staring at Chris. 

He pushes off the doorway and begins to walk to you. 

You don’t know what you’re expecting. Maybe for him to yell at you, or tell you he doesn’t feel the same way. 

But you definitely don’t expect him to kiss you. 

His lips are suddenly on yours and for a second you’re surprised, but then you relax into the kiss. 

It’s rough and gentle at the same time, demanding and caring. 

He kisses you like he’s wanted this for a long time. 

Chris breaks the kiss, only to attach his lips again a second later to your neck. 

All along your jaw, he plants small kisses. And when he nips at it for the first time, you let a small moan push past your lips. 

Chris groans when he hears this noise and continues down your throat, leaving hickeys and bite marks. 

He pulls away for a second, breathless as he talks. 

“I really like you too, just so you know princess.” 

You only have enough time to let out a small gasp before he’s pulling off your top and unhooking your bra. 

“God, you are so beautiful” He praises, looking at your bare chest. 

You almost want to shy away from his gaze, but you can’t help but admit it feels so fucking good to know that Chris feels the same way about you. 

And so fucking good to know Chris is currently undressing you and giving you pleasure. 

Fuck a movie. 

He spins your body around so you face the mirror and he stands behind you. 

“Watch” He whispers in your ear. 

You nod and watch as his hands slowly make their way to your nipples, beginning to squeeze and pinch them. 

You let out small whimpers at his cold touch, wanting to get out from in front of the mirror. 

You tried to move away from the mirror but he pulled you back. 

“No, you’re gonna watch me do to you what I know you’ve fantasized about”  He says slowly, his voice deep and gravelly. 

You whine at his words and swallow slowly. You watch as he takes your hands and slides them gently down your body until they get to the waistband of your leggings. 

“Take them off,” He whispered. You obeyed and pulled down your underwear with your leggings. You looked to him in the mirror for a sign that it was okay for you to do that and he nodded, his eyes dark. 

You pull them down all the way and slip them off your legs, shivering due to the sudden cold. Your eyes avoided the mirror and Chris’s eyes, suddenly becoming self conscious. 

He took your chin and forced you to look in the mirror, seeing your own naked body contrasted against Chris’s fully dressed. A pleading look came over your face and you felt uncomfortable being the only one naked. 

Chris seemed to understand as he ridded himself of his shirt and hoodie, throwing them behind the two of you. But he left his sweats on. 

Then, he moved your hair out of your face and let his hand drift down your body slowly, grazing your nipples, tummy, and hips lightly. And then, his hand was suddenly cupping your pussy, making you cry out. 

Chris mumbled ‘fuck’ under his breath as he ran a finger through your slit, making you widen your legs. 

He stood behind you, and started to work you with his fingers. Drawing lazy but firm circles around your clit, making you moan, needy for more. 

He only laughed when you begged him for “more, more.” 

How cruel.

Then, just as you were about to sob from how needy you were for him to give you more, to just make you cum, he violently shoved two fingers in your sopping wet cunt. 

“Oh fuck Chris!” You cried out at the sudden intrusion. 

He pumped in his fingers in and out of you and you could only watch in the mirror as you crumbled beneath his touch. 

You arched against him as his fingers hit that spot in you that had you seeing stars. Your knees buckled but Chris just held you up as he continued his delicious assault on your pussy. 

You watched in the mirror, how your juices dripped slowly down his hand and arm, and that made it even more intense. 

You whined and reached up your hand to pinch your nipples, giving yourself more pleasure in an effort to reach your orgasm. 

You rolled your nipples between your fingers before reaching your other hand down to circle your clit, making your eyes roll back. 

“D-don’t stop Chris, please don’t stop”, You begged him, your voice high and breathy. 

You were so close, just a little longer. 

You watched in the mirror as a smirk slowly crossed Chris’s face and he removed his finger from your cunt. 

You whined out loudly and practically gripped his arm, begging him to continue, to just go for long enough so you could cum. 

But he just shook his head. 

Your eyes widened as he took his hands off you and began to take his sweatpants off. 

“Fours, now. On the floor.” Chris instructed, his voice deep. You didn’t even bother nodding as you got on all fours in front of the mirror, facing it. 

You saw Chris through the mirror pull his sweats off, seeing the bulge in his boxers. He was big, you could tell. 

Then he pulled his underwear down and you shivered a bit. 

Of course you weren’t a virgin but you’d never been with somebody his size before. You weren’t sure if it would even fit. 

He stroked himself for a moment, groaning lowly before looking at you. 

“Are you sure?” He asked for consent. He scanned your eyes and swallowed quickly when you nodded. 

Chris glided his cock through your folds, slowly dragging his tip up and down your slit. 

“Chris please, if you aren’t going to-” You began but Chris slammed his cock into your cunt midway through your sentence, replacing your words with a harsh moan. 

He fucked fast and hard, each thrust making your boobs bounce. You let out the occasionally grunt of pain since he didn’t let you adjust around his length but gradually the pain morphed into pleasure.

You looked in the mirror as he fucked you, watching your own glazed over eyes as he pounded his cock into you, making you dizzy on the feeling of your cunt clenching around it. 

“Uh-uh-umph, faster Chris, harder!” You gasped out, reaching down to rub your clit, feeling your orgasm approaching quickly. 

But Chris didn’t speed up, he slowed down and used his hand to remove your fingers from your clit. 

“You're gonna have to beg if you want to cum, princess.” He said smirking, giving lazy slow thrusts that made you want to rip your hair out. 

You stuttered at his words, too ashamed to beg. He saw the look in your eyes and began to go even faster than before, gazing in the mirror at the way your eyes rolled back when he hit that spot inside of you that had you chanting his name like a mantra. 

But he couldn’t let you cum, not yet. 

As soon as you were close to reaching your climax, Chris slowed down. You whined and huffed at being denied orgasming for the third time and were so fed up you could cry. 

“I already told you baby, you wanna cum, you fucking beg for it.” He growled. 

At this point, what did you have to lose? You decided to put your pride and dignity aside. If begging was what would let you cum, then a beggar you would be. 

“Please Chris, let me cum. I’ll be your slut, I’ll do whatever you want, just let me cum, please” You begged him, tears starting to prick the edge of your vision because you wanted release so badly. 

You could see it in his eyes, feel the twitch of his cock inside of you that he wanted to watch you fall apart on his dick, hell you already almost were, and you could see the decision settle in his eyes. 

“That’s like it, Ma.” He praised before thrusting into you, hard. It hurt bad but it made it feel even better. 

You feel the tip of his dick grazing your cervix, making you moan in pain. Somehow, he still managed to maintain a rhythm, hitting your g-spot repeatedly.

After being edged so much, you were already close to coming. You could feel the knot unraveling in your stomach, the way you began grinding on his dick, in a desperate attempt to reach your high. 

“Chris, ‘M coming-” You moaned. His thrusts lost all rhythm and he matched your speed. 

“Fuck, me too. Cum for me, princess. Cum all on my dick,” He groaned as you came on his dick. You were surprised you didn’t squirt from being denied so many times. 

Chris came a few seconds after, shooting thick ropes of his seed deep inside of you, thrusting a few times, fucking his cum into you. You weren’t worried because you were on birth control. 

He pulled out and you winced slightly. 

“I hope you aren’t sore baby, we’re far from done.” He said, and just smiled when your eyes widened. 

[hlficlibrary]

hii ! first, thanks a lot for your recs 🫶🏻 i was wondering if you have a few fics similar to wild love by purpledaisy where they’ve been friends for years and were never interested in the other romantically until one day they realize they’re very compatible with each other

Hi, anon! You're so very welcome! Here are some fics that have that same vibe as Wild Love you're looking for...

Snow In Love by @lululawrence

Harry and Louis are best friends and have been for basically as long as they can remember. For the first time since middle school, they are both single for the holidays leaving them with the brilliant idea to take each other as their dates to work events. To make things easier they will pretend like they’re dating. But then they learn something funny.

People thought they were already dating. Weird.

An advent fic featuring childhood friends, fake dating turned actual dating, really horrible secret keeping, and a winter weather surprise.

Never Let Me Go by loveisalaserquest17 / @elenaferrante

“Harry! I’ll tell you what,” Louis exclaims, clapping his hands together. There’s a big grin on his face. “If both of us are still single by your thirtieth birthday, we’ll marry each other.” Harry’s head snaps up, eyes widening. “What?”

Harry and Louis have been friends forever, but they couldn't be more different. One night, with a little too much alcohol, they make a pact to marry in ten years if they're both still single. Now, one month before the deadline, Louis is willing to do whatever it takes to avoid ending up with his best friend. But is he, really? | Loosely inspired by The 10 Year Plan

kiss me on the mouth (and set me free) by tempolarriefics / @tempolarriefix

Harry, being his endlessly patient self, asks with a wry smile, “And who am I going to spontaneously marry for financial aid?” 

He clearly intends for it to be a rhetorical question, for it to shoot down Louis’ ridiculous marriage idea. But Louis answers easily, “Me. You’ll marry me."

aka the not-so fake marriage AU in which Harry and Louis get married to keep Harry from dropping out of uni (and if they discover that they’re in love along the way, well, that’s neither here nor there).

[wexhappyxfew]

I am braving the anxiety and sending in a prompt without anon 😊

How about wrapping arms around the others neck when standing behind for Annie and Brady? I am so down for angst and hurt/comfort so whatever point in their journey you feel would fit best!

And then maybe for Kennedy and Bucky a protective prompt for the camps? Either “I’ll never stop hugging you” or the “don’t leave my sight”. Literally every protective prompt was so good 😭

I love all the couples in Silver Bullets but Annie and Brady, and Kennedy and Bucky are so special to me right now. Let me know if I should’ve sent them in two different asks!! Sorry if I did this wrong. Can’t wait🫶🏼

HELLO FRIEND!!!! massive apology that it has taken me this long to get back to you with these two prompts!!! and sorry that it is JULYYYYY like WHAT. anyway!!! massive congrats and mega proud of you for braving the anxiety - sometimes all it takes is those baby steps so please know i am proud of you!!! <3 and it means so much that you did it to send THESE FANTASTIC PROMPTS TOO!!!! thank you thank you! THESE TWO WERE FANTASTIC LET ME TELL YOU (again)! SO -- i am putting the Kennedy x Bucky prompt here and will be posting the Annie x Brady one in the coming days. they were both too good to just only do one. so. YEP HERE WE ARE!!! can confirm i was losing my mind over these two when writing so please enjoy <3333 THANK YOU AGAIN!!!! :D

a little imagination

(a/n): kennedy and bucky (pre-kiss/confession mess they are) in a situation after kennedy's nightmare and well. this speaks for itself. let's just say -- pre-marital cuddling? OH THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ON THE DOCKET !!!!!! these two are just. totally adorable. soft. witty. funny. i-

When Kennedy had blinked her eyes open, she was face to face with the wall of the bunk room.

And everything was a bit hazy, her vision fuzzy like she wasn't fully awake yet.

And there was a quiet hum in the room, that vaguely reminded her of waking up in her aunt's shore house in the summer when her and her cousins would crash on the couches that overlooked the bay. A drip of nostalgia hit her insides in a way that made her rapidly blink her eyes to wake up and figure out where she was.

The blank, darkened wall of the bunk room though was enough to strip away any thought of home and remind her that she was right here.

In the Stalag.

Though for the first time in weeks, she was warm.

Considerably warm.

And there was an annoying huffing and snoring in her ear.

Kennedy narrowed her gaze, before slowly widening her eyes. Realization hit her like a slap in the face and suddenly she was aware of everything touching her body. The blanket tucked up under her chin as she curled the edge of her thin pillow against her cheek, the sudden weight around her chest and the warmth from that weight, certainly what she could consider a presence. She wasn't entirely even complaining though about the current position she was in - if anything, she was comfortable and well-rested and had never felt more protected and held in her life.

And she had been with multiple boys from the country club that her mother had sworn up and down were 'as sweet as blueberry pie'.

Blueberry pie sucked anyway if she was being honest.

As her senses came to her more, she could hear a few voices from somewhere behind her - behind her, repeat, there were voices past the person currently wrapping their arms around her form and pulling her into them.

A million thoughts raced through Kennedy's mind at what was about to occur - she was going to have to first off, wake up Bucky Egan of all people, who was laid curled around her like an unmoving excuse of a rock.

Second, once he does wake up, he would start talking and not stop and somewhere in that string of words, he would say her name.

Third, people would start looking their way, and Bucky would slide out of the bunk and she would follow, and have to explain herself in some poor fashion because she was never great with words like Annie or Bessie were. It wasn't that she was embarrassed, it was far from that if she were honest - the embarrassment would sneak in - but it was more of the fact that she let herself get so vulnerable and open and emotional. She didn't want to put that pressure on anyone, especially someone like Bucky.

Kennedy slowly shifted the slightest bit, hoping it would get Bucky to move himself awake. When she did so, she felt his grip tighten on her and a small sigh to escape his lips into her ear. Goosebumps raced over her skin and she couldn't help but feel the tops of her cheeks warm.

"You grip me any tighter and I'm going to burst a lung," Kennedy whispered quietly over her shoulder the best she could, feeling his grip loosen and a small chuckling huff escape his lips - oh, he was absolutely awake, "thanks." Bucky mumbled something unintelligible, before she felt the pressure of his head against the back of her neck again. She raised her brow.

"What?"

"I wouldn't allow that to happen." he mumbled, a bit louder this time, still sounding as if he was half-asleep, "I swear, Kenny."

"Well, it's about to and you'll be the reason." she muttered back and she heard a small laugh escape his lips as he cuddled closer to her and let out another sigh of evident comfort and content.

"You know, Kenny, one might say thank you for allowing someone else in their bunk for a night," he muttered out quietly, a light-hearted tone to his voice, "offering up this tiny little space for two people. Squished in like we're sardines. Really sticking my neck out, ya know?"

Kennedy shifted and glanced towards Bucky as she readjusted onto her back. She found him sat up a bit, one arm still lazily wrapped around her chest, as he pulled her close to him, his tired eyes looking down at her. In the morning, those walls came up, those terrors and fears that slipped from her lips were yet again buried - and she was determined to act like it had almost never happened.

Last night.

Her telling him her fears, why she couldn't sleep.

The plane.

"Thank you." she said quietly, hoping her voice was still low enough for only him to hear, "Seriously, Bucky, I mean it." Bucky grinned at her without so much so as a need for words.

"It's alright, I was just teasing, you silly goose," he said, a small laugh escaping his lips, before he caught her gaze and his eye softened, nodding to her, "how'd you sleep?"

Kennedy watched him for a moment. The window that was nearby was bright enough with enough sun to illuminate half his face, making it appear honey-gold, making his eyes seem more alive than they ever have before. His gaze was subdue, his eyes soft as they watched her, and the corner of his lip was perked upwards - and if she was being honest with herself it did make her heart race.

Something about this entire situation made her heart race, it made her entire being feel a little crazy. Something in the back of her head dumbed it down though - she was just here because she'd woken in the middle of the night and Bucky was looking out for her.

Looking out. For her. That was it. That's all it was. Sure - it didn't explain him cuddled against her or her enjoying it, but she shoved it out of her brain when she noticed him still looking at her with that quiet look. If this were another time, and somehow she was waking up beside Bucky Egan, she would wish that somehow she got to do this all the time. It beat waking up to a pillow.

"Hm?" she asked quietly, feeling Bucky shift beside her and grin.

"How'd you sleep?" Bucky asked quietly, "You look relaxed, you know." Kennedy grinned a bit, blushing suddenly knowing he'd seemed to notice exactly how she felt.

"Really well," Kennedy said, suddenly almost shy at the words that slipped from her lips, suddenly turning her eyes towards Bucky's shoulder instead of you know, his face, "better than the past few weeks, if I'm being honest."

"Good." Bucky said with a nod, a genuine one at that, before smiling at her, "Something we can finally agree on." Her eyes darted to his in mild surprise, but instead he was peeling away from her and pulling himself out of the bunk, his fingertips dragging over her jacketed stomach, his warmth following.

Kennedy watched as he stood to his feet, receiving nods from Brady, Buck and DeMarco who were stood and sat about, the likes of Annie in a chair beside Bessie who were most likely looking at a map spread out in front of them.

Kennedy reached up to rub at her eyes and then, with what will she had left in her body, turned to slide out of the bunk as well as was almost more grateful than anything when people barely seemed to bat an eye. Annie did glance upwards though - only to send a small smile her way, in a notion of a morning greeting, if anything - she was always doing that, checking in, nodding, grinning.

That was Annie Bradshaw for you.

"Coffee, Farley?" Benny asked her, standing by the mini stove, lifting up a tin cup, "It ain't much, but still tastes a bit like coffee."

"With some imagination." Brady muttered as he sipped at his own cup of 'coffee'. Kennedy stood still for a moment, vaguely feeling Bucky's eyes on her, much more incredibly aware of the fact that sometimes he'd watch her without her even noticing. He'd probably done that before and she didn't even take a second to put it in her mind. Now, she could feel his eyes right on her as she walked over to Benny with a nod.

"Sure," she said, watching as he poured the cup of coffee and handed it over.

"Imagine there's cream and sugar in there." he told her with a smile.

"Whole lotta imagination this morning, huh?" Kennedy asked him with a chuckle as she gratefully took the cup and sipped some of it down, cringing a bit at the watery bitterness but relishing it none the less. It was liquid, caffeine and something to put in her stomach. She wasn't complaining.

Turning, Kennedy picked her way towards a spot at the table and looked across at Annie and Bessie who had Buck and Bucky crowded behind them, pouring over that map again.

"What's all that about?" Kennedy asked quietly, catching Annie's gaze as she looked up from the map.

"Bessie's been taking 'walks' with Hambone." Annie offered with a slight smile, "Has the entire camp mapped out - down to the detail. Gates, entrances, barracks, washing halls, the works."

"If we ever need…." Bessie started before dropping her voice, "some sort of means of escape." Kennedy glanced over at Brady who had stood and was now standing behind the two women, sipping his watery coffee and looking down at the map.

"Where are we putting it?" Brady asked her with a low voice - ideally Kennedy's own question.

"In my shirt," Bessie said, looking back up at him with a grin, "I don't need them doing what they did to us when they found Buck's radio, alright?" Brady met Annie's eyes it seemed for a split second before nodding at Bessie.

"We could also trade off - keep it hidden, they wouldn't guess," Brady offered settling beside Annie with a smile, "better to play a bit back at them with their own game."

"Yeah, well, that's if we can even find a way outta this shit hole." Bucky said settling down beside Kennedy, which undoubtedly made her heart pound a bit as she noticed Annie's watchful eyes on her, and Bessie's rather profound staring. The boys didn't appear to care nor were that observant to mind, but it was evident that Annie and Bessie had clued in.

"You think we could even get past those guys - weapons and all? Barbed wire? Their watch dogs, huh?" Bucky said, "I don't know if there's a shot even a mile away. Plus, where the hell would we go?"

"Just start moving west - towards France then." Annie supplied, her calming voice usually one that helped them all the breath a bit easier - its steady presence and calm confidence, "We do what we can. Not saying this is happening anytime soon, but….if the opportunity were to appear….." Brady glanced at Annie before looking at the group.

"We'll keep a plan set in place." Brady said quietly and Bucky seemed to agree with that.

"We'll keep it on the low-low," Buck said softly from his bunk, "there's no telling who is hearing what or what others are saying or thinking, alright?" A few whispered agreements of 'yes' wrung about.

People seemed to dissolve into their own conversations again, a few people stepping out for air, a walk about the place. Bucky turned to Kennedy and leaned up against the table with a wide grin her way. She watched him, unflinching and raised a brow.

"What's that look for?" she asked, taking a sip again of the watery coffee, before dropping her voice, "You were cuddled up to me all night, Bucky, you could keep the staring like that to a minimum." Bucky looked flustered for a second, caught off guard by her words, before smirking.

"Correction: you were the one cuddled up to me."

"You had your arms wrapped around me like I'd run away." she countered back.

"You weren't complaining."

"Your snoring wasn't making up for it." He stared at her as she said that and smiled wider.

"I know that look, Kenny," he said quietly, reaching up a finger to lightly tap under her chin, "don't tell me you didn't feel better protected from those nightmares, huh?" Kennedy's cheeks warmed and she shrugged her shoulders. She was quiet. She wouldn't lie.

"Gotcha there." he said quietly beside her with a chuckle, "Thanks for not punching me by the way." Kennedy looked at him and then gently gave a punch to his shoulder.

"Don't start doing things then that make you ask for it, got it?" she said, holding his gaze for a second longer than she should've, but there was something about that morning sleepiness still in his eyes that made her want to stare at him. In that quiet moment, she found herself smiling a bit. "You're still tired, you should lay down."

"Nah, I'm good." he said quietly, watching her back, with a nod, "I'm good just right here. You and me." Kennedy let out a small chuckle and nodded her head.

"Really?" she asked him with a growing smirk, "Seriously, go hit the hay for a bit."

"You wanna join me?" Kennedy gave him a punch to the shoulder.

"Bucky, be serious for a minute." she said, but couldn't hold back her bit of laughter as he smiled at her again.

"I am." he said with a wide smile, before leaning forward again, "You think this could be us? Back at Thorpe Abbotts? Drinking coffee together? Maybe back in the States?"

"Are you asking me out?" she said, almost half-jokingly, sipping the watery coffee again with a confident look his way - where that boldness had come from, she blamed the will of standing up against her brothers. But Bucky stared at her, face drawn into a serious look, before clearing his throat and letting out a laugh with a smile.

"If you put it that way…." he started and she shoved his shoulder again with a sigh, ignoring the fluttering in her chest and that look in his eye.

"I'm kidding, silly," she said and sipped the coffee again, something mindless to get her distracted, "seriously, go lie down. If they make us stand out there for hours again, you'll be dead on two feet."

"I already am." Bucky murmured with a chuckle and Kennedy sent him a look. He shrugged her off as he stood.

"If you ever wanna join, you know where to find me-"

"Bucky." muttered Kennedy, shoving his arm as he stood and he only laughed, before moving a few feet to pull himself onto the bunk and look at her. She stared at him and he smirked, before flipping over and letting out a sigh. Only then, did she sit there for a few moments and backtrack that entire conversation.

God help her.

[skyesdaisys]

NEED some Tara x Chad x reader hcs please 😭🤍

my loves 💜💜💜 i love them so much so here you go anon <3

actually would be the cutest throuple ever

if you're around tara's height like i am, chad would be the ultimate teddy bear for the both of you. he's so tall who has to bend down to kiss you on the forehead

i just love forehead kisses

and piggy back rides!!!!! and you and tara are a bit impatient with taking turns climbing on that man like a tree but it gets better with time

THE CUDDLES!!!!!!! just the both of you laying on chad's chest with an arm around each of you like !!! i need this

but also, if you're like in between both chad and tara's height, mindy will absolutely be making jokes. like how each of you would represent different cup sizes

it's just her funny way of being affectionate and supportive. she loves seeing her brother happy as well as her two best friends

and also, you guys would just fit. like having a tall boyfriend and a short girlfriend on each arm??? catch me, i'm collapsing

and i know there are some people here who are around chad's height and honestly, i just feel like any height difference would be cute overall

also..... when it comes to cuddles, but mostly overall, as i've said before, chad is just a teddy bear around the both of you

like he's all tough and all that stuff but he isn't like those frat boys in your guys' college and he's expected to be like those guys but he's not, he's better than that, he has a good heart, reminds me of zach from 13rw a tiny bit (who is also another one of my beloveds 🫶🏻)

obviously, mindy is supportive of you guys, she just has her own way of showing her love and we love that for her

sam, was cautious at first and rightfully so, she doesn't wanna see her baby sister get heartbroken be either you or chad, but over time, she's warmed up to it

but if either of you do hurt tara, you will answer to sam

i don't have like a lot to say, but.... that's just the gist of it. i think with a ghostface free life, the three of you will be the CUTEST. and you would also fight for one another as well <3

[vettelinyourarea]

ohhh can i get one arthuro request with just a friend to you by meghan trainor? arthuro got friend-zoned by his teammate will be a good pathetic one💀👍🏻

just a friend to you - arthur leclerc

genre: angst

word count: 863

inspired by just a friend to you by meghan trainor

warning: english is not my first language, one or two curse words

thank you so much anon for the request! i really hope you like this one and sorry for taking a long time to finish it!

I've been pretty busy with uni and will be busy with uni until May, that's why I'm not posting as frequently. Also, my requests will be closed until I finished all of the requests I have currently!

feel free to send me any feedback 🫶

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Why you gotta hug me like that every time you see me?

Why you always making me laugh

Swear you're catching feelings

I loved you from the start

“Arthur! I missed you,” you said, pulling him into a hug. It’s kind of like a routine for you and Arthur, hugging each other every time you saw one another. And frankly, it’s quite funny for the young man, seeing you doing all those things with him while saying that the two of you are strictly just friends. Everyone else doesn’t believe you, not even Arthur himself. 

“We just hang out last night chérie,” he replied with a chuckle, returning the tight hug you have him. 

“I guess I just love you too much that even a night seems too long.”

Arthur knew it was supposed to be a joke coming from you, yet still, he can’t help but wonder, do you really love him just as friends?

So it breaks my heart

When you say I'm just a friend to you

“Seriously, what is it between you two?” Dennis asked. Currently, you and Arthur are preparing for a race, joined by other drivers who always wonder what is going on between you and your beloved teammate. 

“What? Never seen a girl and a guy being friends?” you said, trying to look annoyed and Dennis but failed eventually. 

Arthur watched you silently as you laugh at Dennis and Paul, trying his best to stop his heart from breaking as the word ‘friends’ keeps replaying in his head over and over again.

Cause friends don't do the things we do

Everybody knows you love me too

Tryna be careful with the words I use

I say it cause I'm dying to

I'm so much more than just a friend to you

Just friends my ass, that’s what Arthur want to say to you when you woke up. It was 2 AM, and you are sleeping beside him which is a tradition for the two of you. After every race weekend, both of you would have a sleepover. Nothing really happened though, besides the occasional cuddles, hugs, and kisses on the cheek. But still, Arthur wonders what are you really up to? There’s no way nothing is going on between you two. The number of kisses you pressed on his cheeks, the number of cuddles, hugs. Everything you do makes Arthur question your intentions.

Because, there is no way the two of you are just friends, right?

When there's other people around

You never wanna kiss me

You tell me it's too late to hang out

It was in July when everything changed. At first, Arthur noticed that you gave him fewer kisses, which transformed into no hugs, then you never initiated any physical contact with him anymore, and it all wrapped up with you declining his invitation to hang out. 

Arthur is frustrated about it and he doesn’t even try to cover it. He keeps questioning everything, did he do something wrong? Did he hurt you and he doesn’t realize it? Because it seems to him, you are trying your best to avoid him at all costs, and Arthur can’t help his heart anymore from breaking more and more each day.

And you say you miss me

And I loved you from the start

So it breaks my heart

When you say I'm just a friend to you

It was during a Christmas party held by Juan when Arthur finally got his answers. It was a chilly afternoon in Italy, every driver in Formula 2 are invited, and you are standing there alone, waiting for your drink when Arthur got the courage to approach you. “Can I talk to you?”

It was weird for you two now, standing all alone together in close proximity when it used to be so normal. “Why are you avoiding me?” He finally breaks the silence.

“I’m not avoiding you,” you replied, avoiding his gaze.

“Yes, you are and don’t lie about it.”

It was a few seconds before you finally answered, a few seconds too long for Arthur. “I have a boyfriend now,” you said looking down at the glass you are holding. You knew what you did to him was wrong, you knew all along that Arthur likes you more than a friend, you knew what you have done to him the past 2 years you become his teammate, yet, you still lead him on all those years.

“Who?” he finally asked with bitterness evident in his tone.

“Oliver,” you answered. You already knew it was wrong to lead him on for 2 years, and you knew it would be even worse if you date his close friend. Yet, you did both of those anyway.

“Congratulations, you don’t fucking deserve him,” he replied, clearly disgusted at you and he left you alone.

And that would be the last time you talked to him because not even two weeks later, news broke the Formula 2 community.

Arthur Leclerc is to leave Prema and race for DAMS this season

And maybe, you knew that it was what you deserve. Losing a friend, and a teammate because you want to have fun. 

[screampied]

hi vegas ! i hope i don’t sound like im glazing here but i really wanted to appreciate you ! i’ve been stalking your blog since forever but have always been too shy to interact even over anon. you seem so cool and funny, im sure replying to all your asks can be exhausting but you always take time to reply with lots of personality and i think that’s really admirable :)) thank you for feeding us with your fics, i don’t even know you personally but through the way you interact with us ive come to see you as a friend 🫂💞 sending lots of love your way, please make sure to always rest and drink lots of water !! have an amazing day/night 🫶🫶

BABY 🥹🥹🥹 oh my dayssss you guys are so so sweet i’m gonna fucking sobbbb. omg no worries you guys can always talk to me ab wtv! first i appreciate you for reading my works :’) oh no you don’t ever have to be shy, i promise i’m a lot more shy 🫡 we can be shy together 💓 but tysm 😭

it’s nooo problem this is jus a lil hobby n i don’t mind sharing my works w u guys !!! 💓 you guys make this site a lot more of fun for me, trust. BUT OF COURSEEE I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS WHETHER YOURE A ANON OR A SILENT READER kisses to u all <3 i’ll always be grateful to everyone who’s been with me since nov ‘23 and to many more years on screampied !!! 🙂‍↕️🧚🏽‍♀️ i am sending lots of love back to you also, pumpkin. YOU HAVE AN AMAZING MIGHT ALSO MWAH

[b1mbodoll]

to the rude fuckin loser that just sent me a mean ass ask 😭😭😭 are you not embarrassed? ur saying its embarrassing that im upset over hatemail but if you got that shit repeatedly im sure you’d be upset too…???

LOL and thanks for sending that in cus it just proves to me that ur nothing but a bitchless, friendless, fucking coward 😭 ur acting all tough and thinkin ur a hardass for sending alllll that bullshit on ANON!!!!! like youre a little loser, lets be so serious. i know it and so do you 😭😭 if you really bout this shit say it off fucking anonymous like a real bitch so i can block you 😭😭 talkin all big n bad just to hide behind the anonymous option 😭 yeah okay LMAO!!!!!! like why r u do scared to come off anon what am i gonna do to you ??? punch you with an EMOJI??? 👊👊👊 like lets be serious ur a cowardly fuckin loser ass freak with no life and ur taking it out on me 😭 jealousy is a fucken disease and for you im afraid its a chronic case 🫶

trying to shame me for having feelings and then proceeding to say you hope i end up in a ditch? ur fucking pathetic!!! and trying to invalidate my sexuality? 😭 bitch YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME!!!! god damn you are a fuckin weirdo. do not speak to me or step to me like you know me bc at the end of the day, you’re nobody!!!! you are not my friend, you are not someone that knows me, so dont act like you do. you have no fucking right to invalidate me or my sexuality i seriously cannot believe you’re really trying to speak for me and tell me MY SEXUALITY?? calling me bi and disrespectin me for WHAT?? does spewing hate like a miserable cunt give you such a rush? is that it? its so funny to me like as if id listen to a pitiful fuckin asswipe like you 😭

im so sick of you little fucking freaks trying to walk all over me just because im sensitive and kind. fuck you and ur fuckin mama bitch🖕suck my dick and kiss my fucking ass thank you very much.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

More TEXT CONVOS!! (Also I want you to know that you can disregard the drabbles ! I just hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself  💗💗) 💺 anon

🍊) My little (brat) princess

🍊: I hid a bag in our closet. If you find it, do not open it. 🍒: Well now I kinda want to look for it 🍊: Please don't. 🍒: :( 🍊: I'm serious. 🍒: What even is inside? 🍊: It's a surprise.

🍒: About to take a bath, alone 🍒: No one here to wash my hair for me 🍒: Or leave kisses on my neck and shoulder 🍒: Or run their hands down my body 🍒: HOW ARE YOU AT THE FRONT DOOR ALREADY??

🍊: My love for you is like diarrhea 🍊: I can't hold it in 🍒: Am I supposed to say something nice?

🍊: How would you feel if I shaved? 🍒: Please just tell me you didn't 🍊: Well... 🍊: Yeah I was just kidding love 🍊: WHY DID YOU TELL LEMON WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED?

🍒: How much until your cute ass gets home?? 🍊: I'll be there in less than an hour ❤️ 🍒: Prepare yourself because the moment you step in I'm gonna jump in your arms and attack your pretty face with kisses 🍒: I can't wait to cuddle and hear you complain about the mission 🍊: I'm so in love with you

🍊: [1 image attached] 🍒: Screaming, crying, shaking, shitting, pissing, banging my head againts the wall, ripping my hair out, clawing out my heart, slamming my fists on the table 🍒: You look lovely

🍒: Hello my mandarin 🍊: We're not doing this

🍒: I think Tan hates me 🍊: Excuse me? What made you believe that? 🍒: That was meant for Lem 🍊: Why would you tell him you think I hate you? 🍒: Because he's very funny and I love to gossip with him 🍊: I'm funnier than him actually. And that still doesn't answer my question 🍒: You didn't ask me to be your valentine :( 🍊: That's because we've been married for 8 years, I assumed you're already my valentine 🍒: You have to ask :( 🍊: Fine. Will you be my valentine? 🍒: Yes :) [Tan reacted with ❤️]

[Unknown number]: Hello my beautiful wife. I am curently writing this message to apologize and ask for your forgiveness. Please unblock me. Yours, Tangerine. 🍒: ENOUGH

🍋) Silly goofy guy

🍋: How's my favorite person in the world doing? 🍒: What did you do? 🍋: Jumping to conclusions I see 🍒: Lemon what did you do? 🍋: Promise you won't get mad 😆 🍒: I promise 😊😊😊🔪😊😊 🍋: I broke your heels 🍒: ... 🍒: Well did you at least take some photos?? 🍋: You know it 🤪 🍋: [5 images attached]

🍋: Should we play minecraft? I wanna finish our train 🍒: Tan said he doesn't want to :( 🍋: Tell him to mind his business

🍋: I was drinking bubble tea and choked on the balls so I spilled the drink everywhere 🍋: Now Tan won't even look at me

🍋: I've been looking for my gun for 2 hours only to realize I don't have it anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣💃🥳😆😼😼

🍒: He's my little anal ☺️ 🍒: ANGEL 🍒: ANGEL I MEANT ANGEL 🍋: THE WAY I SCREAMED 🍒: DON'T SHOW THIS TO HIM 🍋: HE'S LOOKING AT ME NOOO 😭😭

🍊🍋🍒) The fruit bowl

🍒: Do you ever just 🍋: Yeah, but 🍋: Yk? 🍒: Damn man I sure do 🍊: Is this why you two created this group chat? 🍋: Actually it's so you can like and subscribe 🤯👽❓ 🍒: But first, a word from our sponsor!! 🍊: I'm so done with you both

🍋: Should I dye my hair? 🍊: Absolutely fucking not 🍒: Pookie no it won't look as good as it does now!! 🍋: Love you guys 🫶 🍋: I already bought the hair dye 🍊: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK? 🍋: I'm in a silly goofy mood 🍋: So green or blue? 🍊: I will smash your head through a window 🍒: LEM LISTEN TO US!! 🍋: Yo I kinda look like the joker

🍒: [2 images attached, it's photos of Tan and Cherry hugging] 🍒: These look so good! 🍒: Lem best wingman AND photographer 🍋: Fucking finally. It was getting annoying 🍊: Would you stop it already? 🍒: Yeah, it wasn't THAT bad 🍋: [1 image attached, text convo of Tan talking about Cherry to Lem] 🍊: DELTE THST RIGHT FUCKING NOW 🍒: 🤣 🍋: Oh I know you're not laughing Cherry 🍋: [1 image attached, text convo of Cherry gushing about Tan to Lem] 🍒: THAT'S MESSED UP

+ bonus 🍊: Made her laugh today and I can't get it out of my head 🍊: It's driving me nuts 🍊: I must've looked fucking stupid the way I just stared at her 🍋: Talking about her again? 🍊: Who else do I ever talk about you nob 🍋: So did you ask her out? 🍊: What do you think? 🍋: I'm thinking no because you're a pussy 🍊: Fuck off

🍒: Ok so I was talking to him earlier today and he just put his hand on my shoulder and got really close to my face but I feel like he was mostly looking at my lips. Maybe it was just my imagination 🍒: Anyway, does he do this to everyone? 🍋: Girl

hii angel!!! I really do want to be able to write them for you, I’ll keep them in my inbox and will def try to do one of them, but if not, keep them noted down and I’ll get around to them eventually 💓💓

THESE ARE SO FUN!!!?? loved them all, especially..

^ why would he tell us if he doesn’t want us snooping??????

^ lem would be the mediator, trying to rationalise tan not to shave (even if he was messing) he doesn’t want to see his bro with a baby face

^ ALL OF THAT😭😭 and then, you look lovely. I HAVE A PICTURE IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO ADD IT bc it works well and obviously bc it’s hot 😩😩😩😩😩😩

^ tan would be acting like he doesn’t know lem😭

^😭😭😭😭😭 we just have random half conversations (but we each no exactly what the other is thinking) and it just annoys tan sm. “what did you think about that thing?” “that was so crazy. what did you think about that other thing? not that thing but another thing?” “holy shit man, but did you see?” “RIGHT? and then?” “omg😭”

^ lem got the receipts 😭😭😭😭

^😭😭😭😭 “bc you’re a pussy” and “girl” lmao

[marvel-tfic]

Hi! Can you do prompt #1 with Seb and ticklish girlfriend?

Hii, of course anon🫶

Sebastian× reader (girlfriend)

"How much does this tickle from 1 to 10"

Today was just so bad nothing happened in particular just a really bad mood you were now opening the door back home and your boyfriend sebastian was waiting for you in the living room "hey baby!!!" He said when you arrived already sensing something wrong when you passed by him straight to your room with only a "hi" he knew something was going on. He let you stay in your room for a while and 15 minutes later he knocks "hey, y/n may i get in" and you said i some sort of a bored voice "whatever" he got in and sat by your side "doll, what happened" you didn't look at him and just answered a dry "nothing" that wasn't actually a lie "ok then at least talk to me so i know what got you this way" you sigh in annoyance "why do you care it is nothing" sebastian seems even a little hurt by that but he grabs your chin to make you look up to him "because i am your boyfriend, i love you and i don't like when you keep this things only for you" he says firmly but with compassion and love in his voice, you stood quiet for a while but as he managed to crack your hard part you looked down and opened up "i don't know everything seems wrong today, i woke up like this and everything seems bad and i don't know why" you say and your boyfriend smirked in an idea to cheer you up a bit "well for me it looks like a bad day mood thing and i have the perfect treatment for this diagnose" he says pretending to be a doctor he put you in his lap and keep the game "hi, i am doctor sebastian y/l/n and i am going to help you get out of that sickness...now tell me how much does this tickle from 1 to 10" your eyes widened and you tried to get away but too late he started nuzzling your neck in one side and spidering it on the other, inevitably, you squeaked and curled up your shoulders with the tingly and surprising feeling giggling a lot "answer me, miss" he demanded in a whisper on your ear, he wouldn't stop there until you answered "sehehevehehen" you said giggling and he stopped the tickles for a couple of seconds but before you could go away he dug into your armpits "what about here?" He said teasingly as you squirmed in agony due the extremelly ticklish feeling you hurried up so he would get away "eheheeight" he chuckled at how fast it was and kept "well guess i am on the right way then...what about this?" He squeezed all the way down your ribs and pinched and tased it for a while while you became a cackling squealing mess as you squirmed like a fish out of water until you were finally able to scream "NIIIIHIHIHINE" and he suddenly stopped with a light grip on your wrists "then i think i know what to do to make it ten" he tighten a bit his grip and lowered his head blowing an enourmous and fat raspberry on your stomach you left an incomprehensible glass shattering scream followed by a silent laugh sebastian lifted up his head and told you in a funny way "i have 2 things in mind...1 that was not even a 10...it looked like an 11 and that you are 100% healed miss" you actually were feeling better but 1 thing could make it really 100% "well some cuddles would be a good grand finale for this treatment" he immediately lays you on his chest and kisses the crown of your head "your wish is my comand"

[madlittlecriminal]

Hello! I really like reading x reader fics and don’t request a lot but you seem nice. 🫶

I was wondering to request an Eggsy x male reader fic? :D

-The 🦑 anon

The Parents ⋮ Eggsy × Male!Reader

awe :) you're so sweet! i don't get male readers often as ive written i believe three or four fics that were male readers, so whenever i get these, i get all giddy inside :)

Warnings: supportive parents because my parents are confusing asf and i have yet to tell them about my sexuality, it is a little short, but it's sweet, does eggsy trying to be the best boyfriend count?

It was safe to say that you were nervous. You invited Eggsy over to meet your parents and they were surprisingly supportive of you being gay. You just hoped you didn't catch him at a bad time since you knew about his Secret Service job that he covered up as being a tailor.

You took a deep breath as you heard a knock on the door, knowing it was him. When you went to open the door, he gave you his signature smile and kissed your cheek. "You alright love?" You nodded. "I am now." He chuckled and you invited him in before closing the door. You made your way to the dining room where your parents were at and introduced them to your boyfriend. They were confused as to how "Eggsy" came from "Gary" but when he told them the story, it made sense.

"We have never seen our son so happy in a relationship before, so thank you Eggsy." You mother said as she reached out her hand towards him. "Eggsy smiled and thanked her. "He saved me if I'm being honest. When I needed a friend most, he was there and from then, we got closer. I wouldn't trade that for anything, so thank you for raising an amazing man." You felt your cheeks warm up at his words as he grabbed your hand. You gave it a gentle squeeze and he couldn't help but smile.

"So how did you two meet?" Your father asked. The real answer: on a mission; Eggsy was undercover, and you helped him out without knowing he was on a mission. "I needed a new suit for an office party and Eggsy helped me out. I cracked a few jokes, said he poked me with his needles, and such. I didn't know he was having a bad day, so I guess it was luck that I was a funny guy." Your dad nodded, looking over at your mom. "He got that from me." Your mom glared at your father and the three of you couldn't help but laugh.

"Anyway, did you invite Eggsy to that office party?" You didn't, he crashed it because one of your coworkers were selling Poppy's toxins at the party. Eggsy checked everyone and when he saw you again, you exchanged numbers before he left. "He did actually. We had fun and got to know each other a bit more and I'm pretty sure I asked him out a week later."

You gave him a glare. "I'm pretty sure I was the one that asked you out." He shook his head. "I don't reckon, love. I'm almost positive it was me." You sighed. "We'll talk about that later."

From there, the dinner went amazing. Your parents loved Eggsy and said they wanted invites to your future wedding. As they left, Eggsy pressed a gentle kiss on your lips and smiled. "See? Nothing to be afraid of, babe." You chuckled. "You're right...so now about that first date."