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rosicheeks · 5 months

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Of course it's you I want to put a baby in, silly. You're cute and would make cute babies, and I know I'd breed you fully because if you squirt on my chest, I'll drive my cock into your womb so hard, you'll know the moment you get pregnant when I cum.

oh……. OH 👀👀👀👀👀👀

#yeah I totallyyyyy missed this ask I’m so sorry 🫣#bro don’t mean to toot my own horn #but I’d make such cute babies 🥺🥺🥺🥺#everyone says my niece looks exactly like me and especially when I was a baby and growing up #and she is so fucking cute #GUYS #imagine the bouncy ringlet hair my little babies would have 🥺🥺🥺🥺#im in such a hopeless romantic phase and mood right now I can’t stop thinking about marriage and babies and having a dog!!!#anyway onto #uh #the rest of your ask 👀🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣#that second part of the ask is uhhhhhh SOMETHING ANON #I #don’t even know what to say????#other than #gimme gimme gimme #gimme gimme gimme gimme #but also add #when you drive your cock into me so hard and deep you better be moaning ‘mine’#the thought of someone fucking me but saying ‘mine’ over and over again #and genuinely marking me as theirs?????#😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#give me a damn SECOND I NEED A BREATHER OOOOFDA #ask #anon

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iscariotapologist · 4 months

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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd #there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space #i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life #anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally #me #edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church

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ciderjacks · 2 months

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dwarven brew

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#dungeon meshi #aj art #comic #Chilchuck backstory stuff #That’s my tag for these comics now #“Where’d his book go” he slid it onto his lap off screen let’s not talk about it anymore let’s ignore that it just disappears #He slid it into his lap that’s what happened no more questions thank you #Uhhhh #anyways ehdjjf. I finally drew Namari #I wanted to depict how I think they became friends #Bc I love their whole dynamic a lot #Also chillaios #Hhfgfgd #chilchuck #laios touden #namari

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aftg4rd · 3 months

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🧼: “D’ya think I cuid take my gear off first, Si?”

💀: “Negative.”

#grabby hands always always grabby hands #if i dont draw them clinging onto eachother for dear life know that Something Is Wrong and you Must Send Help my way #anyways this is simon after literally like a week without soap #they are insufferable and everyone on the base knows to steer clear of any hallway after soap and ghost are reunited bc… of reasons #they never make it to their rooms in time #call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soapghost #cod art #my art #ghostsoap #cod

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paintedcrows · 29 days

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They're both autistic (and ADHD) 2 me

#was anyone else taught to treat eye contact like a game you can win or was that just me and Stanley 🤝#anyway hc that as a kid Stanley always tried to be the strength to Fords weaknesses (and viseversa)#meaning that if Ford was bad at eye contact then he HAD to be good at it (even if he didn't like it much either)#gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #stanford pines #ford pines #pines twins #young pines #kings of new jersey babeyyyyy #young stanford pines #young stanley pines #fan art #fanart #gravity falls fanart #my art #the entire pines family is autistic and adhd btw. source: I am autistic (and likely adhd) and am massively projecting onto them <3 #alt text now fixed!! damn copy paste cutting off half the description

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critterbitter · 8 months

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Thinking about pokemon teams helping coparent… ahh.

Masterpost for more of my shenanigans!

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umbrellainkart · 3 days

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Hey can we talk about Wendy. I’m dying to talk about Wendy. Let’s talk about Wendy. Hey can w

(Hcs and character ramblings under the cut)

#ENOUGH ABOUT DIPPER. WHERE ARE MY TRANSMASCS WHO LATCHED ONTO WENDY #archetypical cool girl + tomboy combo I love you….. come here I’m going to hit you with my Grief Ray #anyways.#wendy corduroy #dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #sketch

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reliabledragon · 2 years

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To me, the best embodiment of modern capitalism is in the phrase "please hold, we are experiencing higher than usual call volume". I know it's a lie. You know it's a lie. But you still hear that line every time you call, regardless of the day or time, because it shifts the blame. It tries to prompt you to blame the other callers instead of asking, "Hey, why are they deliberately understaffing their call centers and making it so difficult to get help?" It takes a failing caused by a deliberate, profit-focused management choice, and turns it into a problem with the people using the system, rather than one with the system itself. And that pattern, to me, is the epitome of the modern corporate system.

#today in reliabledragon complains about call centers #I know this isn't that deep or anything #but like #this wording is a choice #and this pattern just shows up in so many places #it's infuriating #to see how effectively systems can shift the blame for their failures onto the actions of the people participating in them #anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk #my posts

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haunted-xander · 4 months

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I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)

#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr #its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now #and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance #bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time #fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids #also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to #hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants #only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and #2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol #anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag #fourchenault leveilleur #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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chalkrub · 3 months

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assorted art fights, one of which I even tried to use a new semi-lineless style on….actually using art fight to experiment, can you believe it?

#my art #art fight #artfight #artfight2024 #furry #anthro #illustration #just made afternoon tea for my nan’s birthday. first time making scones - these bad boys easy as hell #anyone else a die hard cream then jam defender or am I just painfully British #anyway I’m still having a blast - got like 5 things in the works right now so hopefully some will be posted tonight #then I’m onto the noble and rewarding task of revenging some of the lovely attacks I’ve gotten

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months

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slowly chipping away at a full set of PC illus for ASO because I need something nice to put on the label of these definitely legally acquired DVDs I've got lyin around in my room anyways I got two done so far. marge and sidney

#dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #margaret encino #sundry sidney #this hypothetical and definitely not real dvd boxset is gonna require a hefty amount of assets... but I do wanna uh. make them for fun #I like making fake labels and stuff like that! I do mockups of in-universe brand packagings for fun sometimes! definitely!#anyways. Im onto skip next I love that little guy so much. sigh I should rewatch ASO <- just finished a rewatch a week ago

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lotus-pear · 5 months

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