#anyway this is mostly shitposting

[rinofwater]

It's a new year

Time to post forbidden Kusu tiddie

[arkarti]

Dead Space is 85% Mark stomping things

the rest is plot and saving~ Twitter: X

[cannibaltranssexual]

DON'T YOU REALIZE OUR BODYS COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?

[ratwithhands]

Some doodle requests of John Ward from insta. The ones submitted, in order, are:

Throws a bagel at him

Exorcising a demon child

Draw him pregnant

On all fours eating a pile of toes

I will perhaps post some other doodles of him because I'm getting back into Faith for the first time in a few years and I got some ideas while I was gone (namely one about a particular game over screen). Anyways see you guys later and sleep tight.

[toastsrambles]

thinking about john watson today.

for three years (give or take), he knew that sherlock and william were alive. and he told nobody.

he spent about three years lying to the entirety of london. the only person he told was miss hudson. he didn’t even tell mycroft or louis.

he didn’t know if they were ever coming back. how long was he prepared to lie for? when would he have reached his breaking point?

and was it worse? knowing that sherlock, his best friend, was alive but never coming back? not gone but out of reach, with nothing to be done? there’s hope, but doesn’t that make it worse? he can’t grieve because sherlock is still out there, still alive, but how could he be happy when sherlock is still gone?

sherlock is alive but it doesn’t feel like it. john is still grieving, in a way, for three long years.

[cirrostrata]

more lots discord doodles

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

baking soda is multipurpose

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Actually Caranthir invented priesthood; helevorn was full of monastic feels and Benedictine scribes and vows of loyalty and the traffic of his scribe’s documents over the mountains via dwarf passages is half the reason why any information from that time survives

[jenna-louise-jamie]

thinking about yassen gregorovich instead of sleeping (because i love him) and how he is a catalyst. yassen stabbs ash -> ash kills john rider -> ian rider raises alex -> yassen kills ian rider -> mi6 blackmails alex into becoming a teenage spy.

i have so many thoughts that i can't properly articulate. obviously this is a simplified chain of events, but yassen and his choices set off a chain reaction of the world's most unfortunate dominos. especially when you read russian roulette. to be clear im not necessarily trying to blame him for everything because that feels very mean. he was also just a 14 year old kid when everything in his life went wrong, just like alex. only difference being yassen literally had no one.

i think i should write an essay about this because i haven't even gotten into my thoughts about what yassen and alex's dynamic would look like past eagle strike. i would imagine it'd be similar to ellie and joel from the last of us part 2.

where obviously yassen loves alex and alex on some level cares for yassen back but struggles to reconcile that with the fact that yassen is responsible for his uncle's death. a very unforgivable act. it would be so messy and complicated and angsty, because on one hand here is an adult who truly cares about him and has a connection with him through his father. yassen could tell alex about john, and trust that yassen truly wants whats best for him. but he killed ian, and he cannot take that back.

while alex reels from those feelings, yassen is also trying to reconcile his love of alex with the knowledge that he on some level is responsible for the suffering alex endured at the hands of mi6. and possibly even the fact that alex's godfather is the one who killed john and helen.

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

I can pull Annabeth and Alabaster's (nonexistent) relationship to every side actually

Frenemies? Yes, of course

Siblings? Absolutely

Lovers? Yessir, they're my babies

Luke Castellan's little pseudo-siblings who are jealous of the other? Yeah

Neither of them know but what they know is they love eachother? %100

Anyways Hecate is going around and stealing other gods's kids. She already got Chris and Ethan, Luke was on thin ice, and Hazel doesn't know this but she's already hers. Now that she has Annabeth it's time to set her sights on one Perseus Jackso—

[ariadne-mouse]

suddenly struck me that Billie Eilish's Barbie theme "What Was I Made For?" is, as an existential crisis song, also an Essek Thelyss song (in SOME respects), and this is very funny to me especially with the on-the-nose first line

I used to float, now I just fall down

I used to know, but I'm not sure now

[...]

I don't know how to feel/but I wanna try

I don't know how to feel/but someday I might

[...]

Think I forgot how to be happy

Something I'm not, but something I can be

That there's some good components of an Essek crisis (~just add crushing guilt!). The titular "what was I made for" part is admittedly where it diverges because Essek believes in self-determinism and very much made his own mistakes, so the idea that he was passively "made" for anything would not be so literal as it is for Barbie, and he's long since felt like he doesn't fit in with his society - that's not where his rude awakening is. But! The line can still be evocative of "I don't feel like I fit in my old self, I've learned there's a more colorful, complicated, better world out there if I choose to take part in it, and I feel an existential sense of betrayal and loss about the whole situation". He thought he had it all right, but he didn't.

Anyway Essek vs Barbie floating off a roof challenge

[spearxwind]

Some silly Hadesposting ft. @silvaerial's oc Asil >:]

[darkfire359]

What’s the difference between Izzy (who yells at people) and Stede (who abandons his family without a word), Ed (who makes someone murder his own dog and then basically forgets about it), Jim (who tries to lock someone in a storage trunk and drown them at sea), and Buttons (who tries to eat a guy’s finger, giving him an amputation-worthy infection in the process, for no reason)?

…Sometimes Izzy acknowledges and apologizes for his bad behavior.

[fishedeyelenz]

[j3tsabyss]

My tall boyfriend Albert Wesker, who has to hunch over every time he enters a room

[normystical]

i have such mixed feelings on radiosilence bro

DO NOT TAG AS RADIO SILENCE !!!