#anyway woop woop gonna move on now

[idiswhadidis]

remind me why we're taking a break

ex-bf jungwon x fem. reader

sypnosis you both are taking a break - genre fluff, exes? to lovers - warnings a lil makeout session - wc 0,6k

a/n. hii, i'm still alive wohoo so i got a bit inspired by touch it by ariana grande but it's nothing like the song lol, anyways have fun reading it woop woop.

“remind me again why you two broke up?” Sunoo asks,  Jungwon pops his head up from the cafeteria table which he was slumped over 

“we didn’t broke up, we’re just taking a break” 

“i for sure hope you both get your asses back together cause the amount of complains i got from each of you is ridiculous” hearing his response had Jungwon ears perk up

“each of us? you mean?”

“of course i mean her who fucking else?”

“what is she saying about this uhm situation?” 

“not gonna tell you, you should go to her and talk things out cause taking a break is a shitty excuse for chickening out of your realationship problems”

 “well no need to call us out Sunoo” fake smiling at him

“all i'm saying is, if i hear another i miss her/him i'm gonna burn something up, definetly not because i'm too single for this shit but you both need each other so please make the first move cause we both know how stubborn Y/n can be”

nodding and standing up full of motivation “you’re right this is bullshit, i will go to her and talk things out, damn Sunoo didn’t know you are a motivation coach” 

“you’re welcome now get your girl” nodding his head with dedication in his eyes, turning around searching for you. 

you were leaning on your locker while talking to your friend until she fell silent and wiggled her eyebrows at you saying “target on six o’clock”,  turning around to see what she’s on about..

..your eyes going wide when you see him to slow to think where to go when he already has your hand interlocked with his, dragging you into an empty classroom, shutting the door and locking it

he turns around seeing you looking around the classroom nervously playing with your fingers

“let’s talk y/n” 

“about what?” 

“us” 

“we’re on break just like you wanted it” you state looking at him confused 

he shakes his head “i didn’t want that. never.” he walks to you, standing centimeters away from each other 

“but you said-” 

he takes your hands into his running his thumbs over your soft skin 

“i know what i said but i just said that cause i thought you would say we should break up so i suggested taking a break, and then you suddenly said yes which had my heart acatually break” staring at him like you just saw a ghost damn this was such a misunderstanding 

“are you aware that you actually never let me finish my sentence that day?” 

“what you mean?” looking at you with his boba eyes

“we should breath first and calm ourselves down? thats what i wanted to say but you asumed that the word breath would be the word break"

staring at you, mouth wide open in shock “you gotta be kidding” shaking your head “but why did you say yes when i said we should take a break?” 

“cause i didn’t want to lose you...” making his heart flutter “...i was afraid that if i wouldn’t say yes you would break up with me”  

shaking his head, grabbing your waist tugging you into him, lips not far away from yours

“god i'm so sorry for misunderstanding this i really should learn to let you finish your sentences..” putting his hands underneath your shirt kneading your skin lovingly

“..please tell me we’re done with this cause i'm going crazy without you and we can’t keep bothering Sunoo with it cause he said he would burn something up if he would hear one of us complain again” 

nodding and giggling while you tug him down by his shirt to finally kiss him, him immediately responsing and grabbing each of your legs wrapping them around his waist walking to a table letting you sit on it

trailing his lips down to your neck up to your cheeks your nose and your mouth again

cupping one of your cheeks while the other tucks your hair behind your ear, looking at your dazed state “god i love you” 

whispering against his lips “love you too”

[stxvercgersslut]

My Top 10 Charlie Cox Photos/Gifs

Literally nobody asked for this post, but I’m bored and I wanna share some wholesome content and what could be more wholesome then Charlie Cox himself? 😭

Yes I know that I am a Chris Evans account but I can’t help my obsessions, I can only fuel them! Maybe I will turn this into a series if enough people like but idk. If you like this tell me which celebs you would like me to do next and maybe I will.

Disclaimer: none of the photos/gifs I use in this post are mine, credit goes to the original creator as always ♥️

Anyway, without any further or do, let’s get started!

No.10

Kicking off my top 10 Charlie Cox photos/gifs the right way! After all, who doesn’t love Michael Kinsella? Exactly nobody! He is a loveable criminal and we just adore him! This photo is at number 10 as it is a beautiful photo but it’s not my most favouritist of his photos. Why? Because his gorgeous face is covered, and as wholesome as this photo is, it still takes that tenth place.

No.9

Coming in at number 9 we have another photo from the filming of Kin (I believe this is a behind the scenes photo of s2 which has been wrapped now! I honestly can’t wait for s2 I need more Michael in my life 😭) again, my reasonings for this being at number 9 is purely because he looks like a child who has been forced to take a photo with their parents. That’s not necessarily a bad thing though, he looks goofy of course and that’s my favourite type of photos that Charlie has done, but I just feel there’s better photo, and trust me you’re gonna see them very soon 😏

No.8

First gif of the post WOOP WOOP!!! He looks so fucking fine in this gif 🥵 if there wasn’t even hotter photos/gif’s of Charlie, /his characters of course, to come I swear this would be way higher on my list, but for now it takes 8th place. I don’t even have an explanation on how this one makes me feel 😭 let’s just say something be fluttering.

No.7

Now we’re really getting hotter 🥵 I promise I’ll get off the Michael Kinsella fan girling horse at some point, I’ve got better things to ride 😏, but I just needed to put this here. Do I even need to explain myself? He looks like he’s about to punish me and I’m honestly all for it 🥵

No.6

I don’t think I’m willing to explain my reasonings for this one…I recon you all understand the Matt Murdock obsession and how hot him just slamming his cane onto the ground actually is! 😭

No.5

Again not willing to explain…

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No.4

Okay, hello, now we are moving away from the the hott ness and onto the wholesomeness once again! Look at him 🥺 he’s so fluffy and cute and adorable and everything else under the sun!!! I love him I love him so much 😭

No.3

This one again wasn’t really an easy decision as there are so many photos that could have come in at number 3, but this is just pure fluff! He looks so cuddly and so pure it just had to come in at number 3 there was just no excusing the cuteness!

No.2

Once again this one was a tough one to choose! But I think we all understand my reasonings, if not…I’m a huge Kardevil fan and I will always be a fan! No matter what! But these two on and off screen have so much love for each other (platonic off screen people he’s married and I adore his wife! We ain’t shipping the actors we ship the characters!) and it’s just so beautiful to see! I love this photos because it just shows their friendship and it’s adorable.

No.1

It’s time for the number one slot people! Okay I need to start this off by saying there were so many images to choose from, there was hot, sexy, wholesome, adorable, cute, silly and so many more. But overall, this photo just grabbed me in a choke hold and I just knew it had to be at number 1. And that is!!!!!

Drum roll please….

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

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THATS RIGHT!!! ITS MINI MURDOCK AND BIG MURDOCK!! I couldn’t help myself! Everything about this photo is just so cute! I love photos of Charlie with kids anyway because he just looks so sweet and wholesome, it had to take first place.

[minimutty]

Minis FE Awakening Blind Playthrough Chp 11

I'm a bit late but we back! Back to plot and more marriages! And apparently a time skip I suppose. First up: Gank Gangrel in what was the most anticlimactic revenge ever, but Emmeryn's been avenged, so that's already been squared away, woop woop.

First up, suppports marriages. Maribelle and Ricken. Idk they seemed to be around the same age range, so I just went with it. Also Ricken and her interacted in story so that's more than enough inventive for me. Still continuing with the theme of just marrying as opposed to like dating or getting to know each other. It's a miracle any marriage in this game lasts more than a year.

Next, Lonqu and Cordelia. Honestly I'm just gonna marry em off bc Lonqu wasn't like, violently sexist to her. He actually was pretty nice and teaches her lance stuff, and he blushes in like their C support, and in a FE support game this is more than enough. They should get married soon.

Back to plot plot plot. Gangrel is backkkk.

Typical dumb villain stuff. Shoulda just killed us when we were 10 levels lower. He's so dumb. Uh, anyway, he is being evil and so evil that eventually the mook soldiers realize how evil he blatantly is, so they all leave.

This soldier probably died for saying this lmao

For some reason the game and plot try to make what Emmeryn did like a super impactful thing, but she literally said one thing about "war is bad" and then chucks herself off a cliff and its portrayed as this super moving and motivational thing? I really don't get it. I've seen people do a lot worse and it not move people, but I guess this is a kid's game so welp welp. Good enough contrivance.

I guess it's good enough to make our lives easier.

We finally get our dancer! Wooop best girl is here by factor of being dancer! Dancer important!

As a reward I'm gonna try to marry her off to Libra idk. I actually haven't checked if he can.

Gameplay-wise I was a dumbass and didn't see Gangrel's range and he killed Chrom with the leven sword, which I recognize from Smash! Be glad there's image limits bc it cuts out a lot of my stupid deaths because playing as many FE games as I have doesn't stop me from being an idiot. I think that's just a given for my life I think.

Anyway we win, I try to get some more lvls for Virion, and we finish the Plegia arc! At least that's what I think this arc is.

Chrom lampshades that the credits screen didn't show and we have a temporary happily after after where all the hets all get married and have kids asap, which I think is historically accurate to the end of irl wars.

Actually this does explain why Chrom didn't call himself this. Coulda sworn FEH said differently but I'm actually surprised they explained it, props.

Apparently ppl who play this part blind get jumpscared if they don't know Chrom gets force married here to whoever has the highest support. I knew this thanks to the power of FEH and memes, so I just married him off to first girl.

TIMESKIP. Chrom asks what his eugenics kid's stats are still looks the same but now he has a kid. Isn't he like 19 now? Did he have the kid at 17? Well I guess medieval times idk. Sumia, Chrom's wife doesn't want to bother mothering and demands to join Chrom in I think the next bad thing to happen.

Suma dgaf about the kid it's time to more fight. Who cares about postpartum recovery. Also Lucina's eye automatically denotes her as a main character. The benefits of royal wet nurses I guess.

The Roommates(tm) have married banter that's more emotional than any interaction between Chrom and his wife, and then we get revealed to the next Bad Thing plot.

Apparently this place called Valm is attacking us bc some guy named Walhart (?) is being mean and evil, I sure hope his motivations are like 2% more interesting than Gangrel's.

Virion is back and acts like he wasn't part of our army like 2 years ago, and comes with what I think is his retainer, Cherche, whom I recognize from FEH.

Anyway Viri here says that he was from Valm and came back bc Walhard and wants to help stop before he invades the world or whatever, so I guess that's our next plan!

Agh, I ran out of images again, but anyway Virion is being a weird womanizer so in response I probably will just keep him single, and then I get Donnel & Lissa support, Lonqu & Cordelia, and Virion & Miriel. More supports, more plot!

Conclusion: I think that's the end of Arc I. Gangrel existed to kill of Emmeryn and make Chrom exalt, and I'm guessing this next guy Walhart will probably do something similar? For now I'm focusing mostly on trying to get as many ppl married off as possible, but I'm looking forward to whatever happens next bc I honestly have no idea.

Hasta!

[g-kat423]

Had a weird/annoying interaction on tiktok. There’s this trend where people are using Adele’s “When We Were Young” and it’s primarily couples so the first picture is of them now with their current ages and the second picture is of them when they first got together. This quickly spiraled into straight up criminal activity. This one girl is 19 with a 28 year old and their new baby. Their first picture is of her at 16 and him at 25. WOOP WOOP THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE 🚨

Anyway, I decided to parody this by editing a picture of myself with Alcina and our current ages(me at 30 and her at 117 according to my headcanon of her being born in 1906) and then for our “young” picture I used a picture of a human egg to represent me and an edit of her to look more human at 44 pre cadou. Might as well insert the pics.

Laughs all around. Then of course some random gremlin crawls out of the woodwork and says, and I quote

“More power to you. I believe that her love life is very obscure so everyone can headcanon her as anything.”

Like, whomst the fuck are you?? Literally no one asked. I was parodying a trend, it had nothing to do with her sexual orientation, it has to do with my personal love of her. So I basically said “no one’s stopping you, but she has been confirmed to be a lesbian.”

To which I get

“Link?Because I need to see for myself. I'm still going to head canon her as bi with a stronger woman preference but still”

Again, no one asked and I said they could look it up on Antony Johnston’s instagram themselves and that I’m not stopping them from doing what they want, but it’s annoying how lesbians literally can’t have anything.

I’m glad I got the screenshots of their comments because they either deleted them or blocked me. They were a blank, private account of course. Always are.

It’s just so annoying like why are you so insistent that she must like men in some way?? What makes you look at a woman who has only ever allowed women to serve her, even in death as they roam the dungeon and fly around the rooftops while the men she kills get hollowed out into scarecrows? Her visceral, verbally expressed hatred of men and then goes “lol she could be bi though.”

I never invade YOUR spaces to pull the “um akshually 🤓 she’s a lesbian” no, I stick to my spaces and I block or avoid people who ship her with men or say she likes men sexually or romantically in any way. It’s like people forget that the internet is a huge ass space and you have to actively curate your own experience. Not everything you come across is going to apply to you! That’s okay, just move on. Especially on a platform like tiktok where the algorithm hasn’t been the greatest as of late for the fyp, you’re gonna see shit you don’t like. Scroll past, block, hit not interested because when you comment to be annoying, tiktok doesn’t consider the content of your comment, they are seeing that you commented so they’ll think you like that sort of content and then your page is gonna be full of lesbian Alcina stans. Like please for the love of Mother Miranda, leave us alone because you’re constantly invading our spaces to try and tell us how “wrong” we are. Half the time you can’t even get the lore of the game right, it’s as if you didn’t bother to read any of the files around the castle or play the game with your eyes open at all.

[jinkx-monswoon]

When did you start shipping Bianca & Alyssa? I'm intrigued to know their chemistry.

OH MY GOD THIS ASK JUST MADE MY NIGHT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED.

(this is gonna be really long i can already tell, OOP)

so i was scrolling through bianca fics on AQ in february and i came across a single fic that was marked bianca x alyssa! it's called Bringing You Home by @mellisablan if you want to check it out :]

anyways i read it and immediately i was VERY intrigued by the thought of bialyssa as a ship!!

for starters, they're similar in personality yet also different beneath the surface. they're similar in that they're both very showy and loud and sassy and silly, but they're different in that emotionally, bianca has a tough exterior that gives way to a soft center when she lets her walls down, whereas alyssa has a more easygoing exterior but is much tougher at her core when provoked.

even the way they realize their feelings for one another is totally opposite: bianca realizes she's in love much sooner than alyssa, but her crush starts out small enough that she can just push it aside, but it slowly builds over the years until she can't really ignore it anymore. alyssa, on the other hand, realizes she's in love way down the line, and her crush builds up VERY quickly. the combination of early but slow + late but fast means that their feelings for one another finally boil over at just about the same time.

on the topic of their emotional "interiors," the way they treat their crushes on each other is the total opposite of what you would expect of them based on their exterior personalities. the self-proclaimed "hateful" bianca actually has a super soft and sweet crush on alyssa, and she often catches herself smiling whenever she thinks about her, especially when she fantasizes about the thought of them sharing their first kiss someday. then you have alyssa, who hates how much she loves bianca---see my Hate! oneshot below . . .

. . . and actively tries to suppress any romantic thought of her because not only is she terrified to fuck up her relationship with bianca (who as far as she's concerned lacks any sense of deep romantic intimacy), but she's also convinced that she's not enough for bianca.

but ultimately, as seen in my War! oneshot, they end up together after alyssa kisses bianca for the first time. i think a lot of alyssa's feelings toward bianca are really best displayed in this moment:

(yes i know it says "she's been waiting to do this for years" but i think it's the difference between like. a casual crush on a friend that's like "haha maybe i'll kiss her someday" and, years later, realizing she's in love and being like "i need to kiss her more than anything")

ANYWAYS!! once theyre a couple, they definitely move in together not long after... and lemme tell ya... bialyssa is fucking RIFE with domestic potential. witty and resourceful middle-aged women who fall in love and spend the rest of their lives making a home together? sign me the fuck up NOW !!!!!!

at the end of a long day, all they want is to relax together ... and also to get some goddamn drinks lmao. that's when they both get really soft and sweet together (ESPECIALLY bianca), when they're either drunk or sleepy or both. see my Slow Dance! oneshot below:

bianca makes alyssa laugh and makes her feel safe (because you know she will clock the SHIT out of anyone who hurts alyssa in any way). alyssa puts bianca at ease, and is one of the only people with whom she can really cast aside her "hateful" demeanor.

in conclusion: their relationship is very beautifully complex and ultimately they are just so so sooo perfect for each other weep woop 🥺

[incarnateirony]

Man, yesterday was truly the day from hell that will influence me for probably weeks now.

So yesterday, my day starts great. I actually feel good enough to walk to the nearest store and back at 8 AM, about a mile roundtrip. I get home, decide I'm hot, and go to shower, and this is when hell began.

I get out of the shower--glasses gone. Did I put them somewhere weird? Check every surface. ...where are my glasses. Move any piece of my furniture. no glasses. Check if it flel in trash or laundry, bag and rebag that like 3 times. Then, after almost 3 hours of ripping my place apart, I realize the candle my cat Trouble Gravity Checked, I had failed to clean up entirely and moving the furniture had slid out this titanic ass chunk of glass that had gone right through my fucking foot.

So then, like, oh neat, there's lots of blood I'm gonna have to clean up once I get my foot to stop goddamn gushing. The entire time I'm doing this the cat I goddamn KNOW is responsible for gravity checking it into Narnia is STILL knocking my shit over, STILL getting EXPLICITLY into the places he knows he shouldn't, etc, so once the bleeding stops I go to throw him in his cat carrier

...

he had somehow put my glasses in his cat carrier that he tends to use to sleep. BITCH STOLE MY GLASSES. I do not even KNOW how he moved them. So anyway while I saw his life flash before his eyes I took my glasses let him go without crating him bc glasses and man for a while that cat behaved.

Then, by aorund 8-9, he decided, if I had blocked off the front of the grow $500 grow tent he wan't allowed in, he would apparently beat the shit out of the side until the base zipper gave out to let him in to try to fuck around in the dirt, totally unaligning the damn track. So GUESS WHO DID GO IN THE CRATE.

So then I get my foot gauzed up and taped and everything since I don't have dental floss rn to stitch it myself and I ain't going to a hospital over this, the day starts being normal then like 10 PM at night some mfer in my neighborhood complex goes goddamn insane.

No, like literally insane, like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA screaming like he's getting stabbed or some shit, yelling SHE'S FUCKIN HIM RIGHT NOW I HEAR TH EBITCH IN THE WINDOW I GOT A PROBATION WARRANT ALREADY BITCH I AINT AFRAID TO GO TO PRISON

and stalking back and fuckin forth right past my front window like 3 times between his target unit and car slamming a door while I'm listening to see if this guy got a gat, literally told the friend I had been watching game stream like. i'ma. have to mute the game volume but can still hear you, i gotta keep track of the real screaming and gunshots vs the fake ones.

Anyway the sirens get here woop wooooop. woop woooooop. and I'm like okay maybe that means they got him.

Then I hear like 4 doors down. SECURITY. SECURITY, WE ARE COMING IN. BANG BANG. Oh fuck. This dude had apparently gone suicidal and locked himself in his bathroom. I know this, because security was clustered like right outside with the cops.

They ultimately got him out by like 1 AM but I was like. JESUS, is something in the water today? My other friend even found out he had shingles, an hour before I reached out asking if he could drop me the gauze for my profusely bleeding foot

wtf even was yesterday

[threenorth]

Moms best freinds were great.

Her husband mad emy vegan patties and we had a great vegan chocolate cake she's gonna send me the recipe, then we played dixet, it's a game that's based on pictures I got second place pretty happy about that.

And now it's 11:47pm there's still a party happening down the road, so I don't think I'll sleep so quickly... Hope you got my Christmas message...

Onto the messages,

Your the only one for me, your hand fits perfectly in mine, even if I don't recall if we actually did much hand holding, I was pretty nervous to be honest. I guess I caught your butterflies...

Unfortunately they / he the admin hasn't done much updates for Christmas but I'll say that you remind me of the day I saw snow, it was a magical experience for me as I some how figured out that I've seen it and it was in the freezer so I figured out that our sky was a big fridge and obuisly we didn't get it cold enough but I didn't understand why.

Tom showed it to me when we were in our first class during elementary before our first grade, it's the one with Chris making my arm come up looking blonde haired, it should be on my Instagram somehwre the white shirt me...Anyway that time when I saw it, it's magical like when I saw you, I just thought to myself, she's my one, kind of like I could hear all the songs in my head,

I hope you know that even if you don't talk directly to me like you use to, I appreciate you teaching me a few things, but I'm not latley been thinking to much just trying to enjoy resting my mind from a constant state of axenity... But it's still there, it's fun but it comes in waves, I guess like the tide...

Anyway, gotta sleep but I hope you have a great Christmas, and I'm doing alright, thinking of you none the less.

Thanks for being, you.

I hope you know that you're still the best thing to happen to me, and I'm so grateful to have you in my life. Well.. Yknow. But I can't wait to see what's next for me, but more so you. I have a few ideas but I don't know yet, I'll tell you that a company emailed me so I'm trying not to get my hopes up but it's kind of exciting...

Xo

R

P.S

I haven't had my cat injections yet so if you do move out this way, I gotta be careful about my allergies as apparently cats can make it real hard to breath but I don't know about any of that as I don't live with any... Yet...but we're cross the bridges when we need to but the only bridge I want to cross to next is to hear your beautiful voice singing some songs, maybe one you like, or even your beat boxs, those are pretty sick.

Missing your funny side, I hope your just as quippy as you are.

Woops midnight love you.

[flydotnet]

Good Deeds and Alas

WHUMPTOBER 2023, DAY 12: “I haven't slept in days but who's counting?” Red | Insomnia | “I’m up, I’m up.”

I think a lot about the HSAU character's pasts, especially that of the teachers'. I'm biased towards CT characters, because of course I am this stupid-ass manga occupies 25% of my brain at any given moment, and this is how this entry was born! Yee-fucking-haw.

I've been meaning to showcase a bit of Hikaru and Co.'s backstories, in part because it's my responsibility in the group, and also because I put so much of my own past into those of these characters that, sometimes, it's my nostalgia speaking haha.

In terms of the timeline of the HSAU, this is set around 5 years before the main story, when Hikaru and Yoshiko were themselves high school students. To be precise, they're in June of their last year of high school and preparing for national finals, aka, the Baccalauréat (aka Bac for my French homies).

I also can't write children, so you'll have to put up with that here, woops.

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Good Deeds and Alas

Summary: So, maybe entrusting your studying-for-finals brother with your children wasn't a good idea for either of them. Or: Hikaru falls dead asleep in front of his own girlfriend and it's not going according to keikaku.

Fandom: Yes it's CT again, but it's the French high school AU!

Word Count: 2K words

AO3 version available here.

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A shrill at the door jolts Hikaru awake. He didn’t even know he had fallen asleep, or at least started dozing off, so the wake-up call isn’t welcome. When did he even doze off? Dammit, that coffee wasn’t as effective as it should’ve been… Oh well. Whatever it is, it’s probably Kenta or the twins messing with him, which means they’re starved for attention yet again.

And to say he still can’t drill the formula to derivate a root-square function without looking it up. It’s like he isn’t getting anywhere with his exam studying yet the fateful day is looming closer and closer.

“I’m up, I’m up,” he mechanically says as he gets up from his chair, hoping he’s speaking loud enough to be heard.

The world isn’t supposed to tilt when you get to your feet, and it’s also not supposed to creep in blacks in the corners of your vision – but his formula should also be in his brain by now, so whatever.

When he walks back into the living room where he’s left all three kids, he finds them still doing what he was trying to get them to do before attempting to study: Kenta is reading over his book while the twins are staring at the TV, as if nothing had happened.

“Did any of you three ring the door?” He asks anyway, wondering in the back of his mind if he isn’t going insane.

You know, just in case not sleeping much for days on end was bad for your health.

“No, we didn’t, Uncle,” Kenta replies without as much as a second of hesitation.

His brothers follow with a shake of the head.

“Nu-uh, we stayed here too!”

“Then… Who is it?” He wonders out loud.

“Maybe it’s Mom?” Kenta asks.

“I don’t think so, she’s got a spare key…” Not that she would be available to go ding-dong-ditch on his ass. “Oh, whatever. I’m gonna go check, so don’t move, okay?”

As the sole (almost) adult here, he walks to the door of the house and opens it – only to gawk at who’s actually there.

“Good afternoon, Hikaru,” his very own girlfriend tells him.

“H-hi, Yoshiko,” he barely gets out, stunned for some reason. “What’s bringin’ you here?”

“I wanted to check up on you,” she replies without a smile (why?). “I know you’ve been neck-deep into your studies and…”

She scrutinizes his face, maybe, and freezes.

“What’s wrong?”

Then she looks horribly worried.

“You look absolutely exhausted, Hikaru,” she comments.

That’s no surprise.

“Oh, y’know, finals season! It looks worse than it really is.”

She doesn’t look convinced at all.

“I know, but you look like you don’t even rest…” She cups his face, loving gaze digging into his for answers. “How many hours of sleep do you get at night?”

“Honestly?” He tries to chuckle, but it sounds like the auditory equivalent of a flaccid pancake. “I haven’t slept in days. But like, who’s counting?”

Her expression worsens even deeper and now, now it actually aches like a bitch. Goddammit Hikaru, you’ve scared her. Congratulations, you fucking idiot!

“Can I come in?”

“Oh, uh, sure. Make yourself a home, I guess.” Then he remembers. “Wait, have you seen my nephews before?”

She stares back in shock.

“Your nephews?”

She doesn’t wait for his answer to step inside, even if she thinks of closing the door behind her as she does so.

“Yeah, my nephews. I’ve never told you about them?”

“No, you have, it’s just… I didn’t know you were babysitting them. Is that why you’re not resting?”

“Uh… I’m just giving my parents a hand. Right now, they’re at the supermarket for the groceries,” his vision keeps dimming, “and you know it, it’s easier to do grocery shopping without… three kids in tow…”

Keeping his eyes open is starting to become really difficult. But he can’t fall asleep in front of Yoshiko, of all people, so he wishes them back open. Dammit, he will not ridicule himself in front of his nephews nor his girlfriend!

“Maybe you should ask them to let you rest,” she quietly says. “Let them handle it. Please, you look so…”

“I-it’s fine.” He moves aside to let her come in, closes the door behind him. “I should probably… introduce you to them, though.”

Everything is floaty, as if he was underwater.

“Hikaru, I think you should sit down. You’re swaying on your feet…”

Both of their voices sound distant. That’s not good… he supposes. Truth be told, sleeping sounds amazing right now.

“I am? Damn.”

He trips on thin air and, as she catches him, the darkness finishes consuming his vision.

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For all she expected coming here, Hikaru dropping dead in her arms wasn’t one of those. Alas, it doesn’t come off as much as a surprise, now that the initial shock has passed, there are numerous little things around that tip her off that this was, unfortunately, unavoidable: the strewn around papers on his desk, the messy kitchen with wrappers spitting from the bin, the cans of energy drink in the bedroom’s trashcan that don’t seem like Hikaru’s usual self. Where’s his concern for his physical condition?

Fortunately, it “only” seems to be exhaustion: his temperature registers as normal and, now that he’s lightly snoring, she realizes he just has a good night of catching up to do. It’s still… concerning, though. Hikaru has never had trouble falling asleep before, at least, not that you’d know of, none that Kazumasa has ever spoken about.

A knock on the door is followed by timid footsteps – it’s a boy, around eight years old. She watches him shyly walk to the bed, standing right by the chair she’s sitting on. Because of the situation being as chaotic as it was, she hasn’t had the time to lie a good eye on him, she can see a bit of her boyfriend in him: their eyes are the same.

Yoshiko has never seen much of Hikaru’s family. He doesn’t invite her over often, and when he does, his parents aren’t impeding on them much. She’s never seen his sister, not even on pictures, and has never asked any further than that. It’s none of her business.

“Who are you?” The boy asks her.

“I’m, uh…”

She didn’t even think for a single moment she’d be a complete stranger to these children. Has he wondered all this time who she was?

“I’m Hikaru’s girlfriend,” she decides to plainly reply.

Immediately, his eyes start sparkling.

“Oh, you’re Uncle ’karu’s wife! That’s so cool!”

Her face immediately burns.

“O-oh, we’re not married!” She calms herself with a good breath. “I was visiting him because I haven’t seen him in a while. Do you know what happened?”

His mood immediately dips down and it aches.

“No… He’s just sleeping?”

“Yes, he’s sleeping, he isn’t sick.”

Immediately, the boy turns to the occupant in the bed and starts slapping him.

“Uncle ‘’karu, wake up! Your girlfriend’s here!”

Without thinking, Yoshiko grabs him, alert.

“Don’t wake him up, he needs to rest!”

“B-but… Mom said he was watching us, but he never does!”

Still, when she puts him back to the ground, he doesn’t try again.

“What’s your name?” She asks him.

“I’m Kenta”

“And your brothers?”

If she remembers correctly, Hikaru told her he had three nephews, one older and twin boys.

“They’re Riku and Ten. They like to whine.”

As most young children does, as far as she knows.

“And you’re saying your mom told Hikaru to watch over the three of you?”

Kenta looks suddenly a lot more bashful, “well, uh… Actually, Mom said it was Grandpa and Grandma, but when they’re busy, it’s Uncle ’karu who takes care of us.” He sighs and glances at him, worried. “But Uncle ’karu is always so tired. He yawns all the time, but he doesn’t sleep. I dun get it.”

The way Kenta phrases it, despite his confusion, is deeply concerning to her. Would that mean Hikaru has insomnia? Or is he forcing himself to stay up to study for the exams next week? He’s always been of the sleep-late-rise-early kind, not unlike her own father, but this sounds foreign from him anyway. What’s happening? How bad is he actually doing?

“He doesn’t sleep?”

“I don’t think he does. Whenever I go pee in the night, his light is always on.”

So he’s been studying late into the night. That’d explain a lot.

“Mom doesn’t like it when I tell her Uncle ’karu’s too tired for us. She tells me I’m wrong, that it’s his duty or something. But I don’t believe it.”

Hikaru hasn’t complained a lot about his family but having his nephews “dumped” on him was one of those. She can’t imagine having to study as much as he does and having to keep an eye on three children whenever his parents are busy… and what she has in front of her face, it’s not a convincing argument of the opposite.

“Can your brothers and you watch over yourselves while he takes a nap?”

It’s perhaps a lot to ask for children their ages.

“Yeah. We’ll be calm.” He sighs again. “I like Uncle ’karu, but I don’t think he likes us.”

“I’m sure he loves you and your brothers, he’s just very tired.” It feels awful to tell this to a child. “Truth be told, at our age, it’s hard to take care of younger people than us, and right now, we’re both busy with school. It’s not that your uncle hates you, I assure you.”

“I hope.” He glances around. “I’m gonna tell my brothers. Thank you, uh… Yoshino?”

“Close enough,” she smiles, “it’s Yoshiko.”

“Thanks, Auntie Yoshiko!”

Her cheeks burn once more as she watches him out of the room.

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The first thought that comes across Hikaru’s mind as soon as his eyes can pry themselves open is what the fuck am I doing in bed?

Then he realizes this is a very stupid question and tries getting up. Whatever this is – he shouldn’t be here. His square-root formula isn’t going to learn itse—

“You should stay in bed,” Yoshiko tells him right as his head starts swimming.

His reflexes must be dulled to hell and back, for him to barely react at all to this.

“Yo… Yoshiko…? What’re you doin’ here…?”

How long has she been here for?

“Oh, you probably don’t remember… I wanted to pay you a visit because we’ve not seen each other since class has ended and I was… worried for you.” Her face is so sad. “I was right to, I think.”

“I fell asleep on you, then, huh.”

“You did, yes. That’s why I want you to rest.”

“You’ve seen them, though, no? I need to keep an eye on my nephews. And, y’know, my exams…”

She brushes his hair, watching his eyelids flutter again.

“I’ll talk to your parents for you. Maybe… Maybe some fresher eyes will help them see the issue. You shouldn’t be balancing all of this on your shoulders alone. Not when you’re supposed to study on the side as well. But for now, just think about resting, okay?”

“You’d actually confront my family about this…?” A smile perks up on his lips. “You’re amazing…”

“Don’t worry about it for now. It’s normal someone finally gives you a hand.”

The sound of something falling downstairs alerts him immediately; yet before he can fully get up, Yoshiko grounds him back down into his bed.

“Hikaru!!”

“I’ll go check it out, so please stay here!”

His eyelids are getting really heavy, so he nods along.

“Works for me…”

He doesn’t stay awake enough to watch her leave – and it’s good enough for him.

[spidey-boyy]

woop woop guess who’s back with the liveblogsss anyways here’s titans s4 ep threee

-oh I forgot about what happened with rachel

-okay what is w/ the the short term memory going around

-nice lava lamp there

-“don’t take her on alone. we’re a team,” yeah says dick lmao

-eww she can ChAnGe Her VoIcE??

-wHat is with the music

-well that was quick, bye jinx,,, this whole thing is quick why are we we moving so fast lmao

-yooo gar’s faceee, he’s so sad man damn

-“it’s okay I’m past all that” I WOULDVE LOVED TO SEE IT ON SCREEN. look i know that’s a lie but damn, it really just highlights the fact that we haven’t seen anything on gar dealing with his past and it’s frustratinggg. they make it seem like he’s moving past it and has it under control to an extent at least in his eyes, but we’ve seen n o t h i n g in terms of how he’s dealing with anything. it really just feels like the writers have no idea what to do with him so they just made him the exposition for the plot with little development of his own to an extent

-wHat is this lighting Tim and Conner are in, oh okay

-damn Conner why you throwing Tim under the bus like that

-jinx is giving off lilia from tua vibes

-love you kory,, what wait why did she turn to stone

- “of corse the only sane one in the group gets taken away”, quote my sister

-okay is it me or is the pacing is hella weird in this ep? we’re jumping from scene to scene and all of the info we’re getting is only for the plot and mostly everyone just seems kind of bored?? idk I feel like the plot for this ep is hanging on one thin string and they keep on shaking it to get to another scene as fast as they can. i don’t think that makes much sense but in general, the pacing is not it lol

-Sebastian what’cha doing ,,, WAIT NO DUDE HE DIDNT CALL YOU. pls this poor man

-great is this man gonna throw up blood or something. waittttt- dude STOP

-ahhh what is with everyone getting arrested

-Gar you okay there buddy?

-wait so he’s like the bridge to their world to the red world?? interesting… why him though? okay random thought but can it have something to do with why he was able to resurrect himself in the beginning of s2? and no, i’ll never be over the fact that he was able to do that with no explanation

-jinx i barely know you, why we’re doing this “old flame” crappp. she seems fun I want to know more about her and not just through one liners made towards dick

-why is this party at a church lol

-korryyyyy what’s going on. oh wait she’s connected to the red world? Oh shit the diner

-which destiny has arrived??

-sebastiannnnnnn getting pulled into so much shit already

-“congratulations, detective.” pleaseee i forgot dick had a job before all this lmaooo

-conner, you good there too?

-yo conner what are you doing lmao

-ooo the corpse tree

-gar how do you know this??? like how and why is he specifically able to do this? Is it connected to koryyyyy? probs not. also why was Rachel able to see it earlier? wait it was probably bc of her gem but now that’s taken awayyyy. ummm okay we’ll see if anything is added to this next eppp

[pekorosu]

it’s honestly so funny to me how the only reason spn got so much attention the past few weeks was bc of cas’ confession in 15x18. if it weren’t for that, the show would have died quietly like it should have. im sorry if you have good feelings for the show and maybe the scene meant something to you, but for me, the fact that they genuinely thought doing that sort of thing without following up on it was in any way OKAY in 2020 is just. wow. wooooooooohoooowowooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww. they deserve to be dragged thru the mud forever for that alone.

[kof-xiii]

cowboy nahyuta, they are stylish they are grace

cowboy nahyuta, they will smooch your pardner on the face

[lol-despair]

Am I having a stroke?

[cinefairy]

I want to talk about instant manifestation and intention !

at the beginning of the week, there was a kpop group concert in France. (LOONA !!! stan them <3)

I bought pit tickets, and to be front row you “had to” camp really early [5 AM 😐 be fr] and get a number btw 1 and 200. <how to spot limiting beliefs : they look stupid>

I never gaf about any of those rules and arrived at the venue at 5 PM (the concert started at 7:30). I just came in with the intention that I was going to be front row w/o any effort and knew that this was the only issue for me, no matter what.

During the concert, I was a bit in the middle but could still see very well (I’m tall !!) and I kept thinking “I’m going to be front row” but not like an obsession and not like “omg why am I not front row NOW” ; but like it was an evidence. Even before, I kept announcing it to everyone and my friends were like “but how ? when there is —limiting belief— and —circumstances that do not matter— ??” I never wavered from the state of mind that I was gonna be front row.

And guess what happened ? an event (someone fainted, we had to make them seek assistance!! dw they’re much better now) made me go from the middle to the front, and I spent the rest of the concert with the moon girls right in front of me !

plus, that’s not it.

right after the concert, there were a meet & greet + picture event. Remember, I only paid for the pit, I did not take a VIP ticket and all that jazz. But, right when the organizers where closing the doors of the venue to keep those who paid for it inside, one of the doors stayed open and I was able to recognize an opportunity. So I had two choices : go see my fav artists or stay outside and let my chance pass.

guess what I choose.

and immediately after I choose to go to the m&g, w/o even worrying about the how, it just happened :

originally, I went inside to pee (true story, my ladder was abt to pass away)

then, while coming out the toilet I saw a friend of mine with their group so I stayed with them

(the enitre venue was CLOSEDT I had literally no way out anyways)

the staff started giving away masks & gloves in preparation for the m&g

I didn’t have the wristband and all, but they didn’t check it when the line moved and when we arrived in front of the moon girls SO

I got to shake hands with LOONA (😭😭😭) AND take a picture with them (AAAAAH I still can’t believe it) w/o having to pay a single dime or have a single VIP ticket.

and what really seals it all for me is :

at the end, the staff distributed photocards and a signed sumn sumn that I didn’t really want

I tried to get one tho bc why not (stream why not by loona lets pump it up)

and because I didn’t truly want it, I did not receive it, even by “forcing it” (I tried to make it seem like I “lost my wristband” that I never had in the first place ; and it was not cutting it for the staff so they just dismissed me)

conclusion /

You are responsible for everything manifesting in your life : the good, the bad and the indifferent. With just one decision, + the acceptance of this decision as a fact for you ; and the deal is set. You don’t need to do anything else. Nothing and no one can get in btw you and your manifestation.

This is further proof that manifestation is instant and that the 4D is the only reality. It takes one single decision in your mind, for it to materialize and for the Universe to bend over backward to make it true for you. The 3D is NAWT your enemy, it is part of YOU (4D = 3D) 😭 I swear manifesting is easy, it’s natural, it’s simple, it’s a lifestyle, it’s part of yourself.

I really want y’all to realize you are already everything you desire to be and manifesting is as simple as thinking “I want something. woop ! thank you [Universe/God/wtv] for giving it to me <3”

you can live in your desired reality constantly and it is not burdensome ! it’s easy and funny I swear ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

YESSSS I LOVE LOONA AND IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

[crystalcow]

𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑//𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝 𝑝𝑡 4

Masterlist // child reader ML //

Sapnap x reader !p !child reader

Pronouns used: none specified!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of death, casinos

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𝐊𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐤𝗼 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝗼𝐰??

Quackity was telling you all of his plans

He rambled on for hours of his ideas for casinos and how he was going to marry Karl and sapnap

It sounded great

He had his whole plan set up! He even had Sam helping him with the building

But then he left

Just like everyone else

But that was fine! You were just with sapnap

Before Karl came running over rambling on about needed to move his library

He had a library?

“[Redacted] you need to stay close, please”

You looked at him weirdly

Who the fuck was [redacted]

“Karl my names Y/n you idiot” “flame..” “sorry”

He didn’t even notice it and then you had to spend the next couple days hauling over 100 books

“Oo hey what are these! The covers look really weird”

You had found his time travel books

Woops

That man raced over and in the kindest way possible, snatched it from your hands

“Don’t touch those, they are my special books”

You just shrugged and let him be, he freaks you out enough

So you all traveled to this area in the spruce forest and built a really ugly mushroom hut

But hey it’s fine! Foolish thankfully came around later that day and made everything better

So you stuck around

Maybe you needed this, this new start

Oh but prime knows that wouldnt last long

Karl started forgetting

At first it was simple things as just forgetting where he was or little stumbles with names

But eventually he was going away longer and longer

He started calling you by these strange names, some that sound Victorian and western and others that are unlike you

One day he didn’t call you by your name at all

You were hanging around the Sakura trees and the big yin Yang pond waiting for sapnap to come back with George

Then you saw Karl exit the library, running up to him for a hug

It’s been two months since you’ve seen him

You fucking hated it but you couldn’t help but consider him another parental figure

He loved it

But he just stood there as you wrapped your arms around him

Expecting the usual “[reda]- Y/n, I’ve missed you so much my sweet flame!”

But there was nothing just a sad one sided hug

“Hello? I’m sorry but do I know you?”

You were ready to cry

“I’m sorry, I uh must’ve mistaken you for the wrong person” “No that’s fine! Hugs are nice?”

So you left and ran into the library

Scouring throughout all of the books until you found them

The same 8 books you shrugged away

You read through all of them along with Karl’s other journals

You didn’t like going through his stuff especially, a whole invasion of privacy

The more you read the worse it got

What were you gonna tell Sapnap?

Who the hell is James, and [redacted]?

And why couldn’t he stop

It’s no use anymore

You were simply just forgotten

𝐋𝗼𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬

The closer you got to the large building, the sicker you got

Kinoko Kingdom was supposed to be your free pass

But somehow you always end up here

You called for Sam on the comms waiting for the beep

The inside looked great to say the least

“What are your past relationships with the prisoner?” “No answer.”

“Where are you currently resided?” “No answer”

“Do you believe the prisoner deserves his sentence?” “Maybe”

You put all your shit in the locker and followed him through all the safety checks

“I’m glad you didn’t bring anything with you”

You stood on the platform heart racing as the lava went down

It was like a ticking time bomb

The small squeaks and scratches of the hovering bridge

He just stared at you

That sick stupid mask was broken by tommy that day in the black stone room

So you had to look into his face

Lets just say he looks good in Orange

“Barrier up or down?” “Down”

He backed up into the corner as you stepped in

Smiling

Once the lava cascaded down your smile turned into a sick frown

“Hello” is that all he had to fucking say?

“Screw you. Fuck you. Damn you”

He just looked you a small chuckle escaping from his lips

“Those all mean the same thing.” “Well I’ve been living in cinnamon town for the past couple months, and I’m ready to fucking burn some buns”

Yeah he just laughed

“I’ve missed you Hot shot”

“You ruined our damn life!”

Someone went quiet

“If you didn’t have to have a petty little war, or criminalize children we could’ve been fine! It could’ve just been you, dad, me, and George.”

You were pissed, everyone just kept leaving you.

Tommy and Tubbo, Quackity, Karl, Dream, and hell even Wilbur

“You come and visit me, after not having seen me for months and you just yell? Not a hello or ‘how are you dream?’ ‘How’s prison dream’ ‘how can I help you get out of this damn place’ “

You just sat down ready to just walk out into the lava

“I’ve been stuck here for months! None of you even cared enough to visit me, hell even Tommy came around.”

You might have felt a little bad after leaving him

The prison was cold even tho lava was flowing right there

“Why would you leave the discs alone..” “Because I had to end it.”

What were you doing here

What were you planning on saying?

“So, what do you do in prison”

“I have a clock.”

You got up to go look at the pretty clock

Then threw it at his face

“Ow” “deal with it bitch”

The longer you stayed the worse the feeling in your stomach got

so you buzzed for Sam waving goodbye

“Wait.. Do they miss me?” “Can’t say, but I think this may be for the best.”

He wanted his best friends

But he just got the annoying teenager

Oh but that wouldn’t be the last

𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬

You got a letter in the mail one day

Who the hell uses letters??

You were shocked to see the address and the small post card

“Come around some time”-Quackity

Ans on the back it had the cords

Oh well what did you have to loose? Sapnap was focused on Karl

and well Karl didn’t even know you

So you set off

It took you a couple hours travel by horse to get to the desert area

The large sign blaring in the red text

You gotta admit the place looked beautiful

There was a giant dick and different shops

You were shocked to see this random un human like guy

“Hello, I am Charlie a totally human guy!”

Yeah totally not slime

“I’m uh, Y/n?” He reached out for a handshake sort of thing

“Dap me up!” “Another time Charlie”

Maybe when you had hand sanitizer

“Ohh so your Y/n! Mister Quackity talks about you all the time, come on in!”

You were skeptical but followed anyways

Stopping in your tracks when you saw Fundy

“Furry?” “Fire shit?”

You went over to give him a side hug, ruffling his fur

“What the hell are you doing here ginger boy!” “Oh you know, just escaping nightmares”

You were confused then just let him be

You walked to the entry way of the place

A beautiful pond with flowers and an arch

“Did what the place where Mr. Quackity was going to propose!”

Going to?

You shrugged it off following inside

You hated to admit it, but you were excited to see him

Yeah you really needed a parental figure in your life at the moment

So when you saw him, he immediately pick you up in a hug

You didn’t fail to notice his change in appearance

That beanie stayed the same tho

Thank god

“Hey hey! Let me show you around the place, we can also go for lunch and talk.”

The casino looked great to say the least

Loud music booming from the speakers, along with the live jazz band on the side

Slot machines were going off every minute

“Have a chip, something to remember this by”

He handed you a red poker chip

It was a cool one tho, in the middle has a blocky sort of smile

Creepy and dopey.. sick!

So you put it around a spare silver chain

“So how have you been kid? ‘Ts been a while hasn’t it.” “Could be better..”

You both walked around the city in silence, offering to go in the super model shop

“No” “why not” “keep walking”

On your way to lunch you had to squint at what you were seeing

“Oh my goodness you’re still alive?!” “You’re alive!?”

You and revivebur just stared at one another

“Yeah he came back after I died!” “you what now-“

You just stared at Tommy and back to Wilbur

Oh god those shrooms were messing with your head

You should’ve gotten out of there a while ago

Quackity came over placing his hands on your shoulders

“Do I have to execute you both? Get off my damn property”

“Sorry Q. Say, Y/n wanna join Lmanburg 2.0?”

You back away holding your hands up

“I denied that offer once, and I’ll do it again. Fucking zombie freaks”

You obviously muttered the last part

Why the fuck did dream revive those two shits??

When did Tommy even die??

Your visit here has just gotten weirder and weirder

𝐌𝗼𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

Quackity got you away from the brits as quick as he could

So he brought you over to his office

“So kid, how’s your dad..”

Ah you expected this question

“How the fuck am I supposed to know. He’s living his life, Karl’s time traveling! Oh yeah did I mention he doesn’t even remember me.”

He looked at you with wide eyes

“So I’m not the only one they forgot..”

You slammed you hands on the fable dramatizing the situation

“How would you feel about moving here? I mean you could work for me in the casino!”

You thought about it for a second

You have two options

1. Live in shroom town with bubbles

2. Move to las Nevada’s with Quackity

You were sure Sapnap wouldn’t mind

I mean would he even care?

He hasn’t for the past couple months!

“You feel abandoned there, over here there are hundreds of people. You’ll have the time of your life”

You thought about it for a sec

“Alright hand me a contract”

So you signed

Making deals with the devil huh

Little did you know it would cost you your life

Devils little soul

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and this is the finale! I will take requests for sapnaps child, and I’ll do some shit with Quackity and the casino and go in more depth if wanted!

As always request and ask anything! And ask if you want to be on a taglist (child reader or general)

For those on the taglist I don’t know if you wanted to be tagged for all child reader shit or just dreams child.. so please tell me :)

@creatorofstars @georgenctfound @samistheidiot @smolbox-png @ghostlysenses @stellarinstigator @bobaducky

[queerquintessence]

heyo

so i recently have been obsessed with the idea of the voltron paladins living in the same house together sooo

i may or may not have spent the last like 3 hours working on headcannons

the characters in the house are keith, lance, hunk, pidge, and allura

(since they’re all relatively similar in age)

so sadly no shiro or coran but

anyway

yeah here they are

(once again a bit unorganized but it’s whatev)

• first off allura and lance are both housewifes

• and neither of them take any shit from the others

• allura: keith, could you pick your feet up? i’m trying to vacuum down here

• keith, sitting on the couch: couldn’t you just do it later

• allura:

• allura: move your feet or i’m telling lonce you have a crush on him

• hunk does the dishes most of the time because he’s mainly the one who cooks their food

• but they also alternate on a schedule

• lance, sighing dramatically: i do everything around here! keith, when was the last time you washed the dishes?

• keith: i literally washed them last night

• lance: well you missed a plate so it doesn’t count

• keith takes out the trash a lot except he doesn’t wear shoes so his feet are always dirty

• lance yells at him for it

• whenever lance takes out the trash he puts on whoever’s shoes are closest

• pidge: lance are those my shoes?

• lance, tiptoeing in sneakers that are 3 sizes too small: maybe

• the couch that they own is too small to fit everyone

• they either argue for 10 minutes over who gets to sit where or they just pile on top of each other

• pidge usually lays on top of someone’s lap when it gets crowded

• she can just flop on top of someone and they’ll just let her- no words spoken

• keith sits on the armrests and everyone gives him shit for it

• lance: aren’t you uncomfortable?

• keith: i like sitting here

• lance: alright edgelord

• lance lays with his legs sprawled on top of the couch

• sometimes pidge will lay on lance who will have his legs on keith

• hunk is fine with sitting on the floor but even he’ll start arguing over the good spot on the couch

• hunk: lance, buddy, you sat there last time- why not give someone else a turn?

• lance: hunk when was the last time you did your own laundry? huh. that’s what i thought

• dinners pretty chaotic

• that’s usually when they have their debates

• lance, pounding his fist on the table: mac and cheese is to be eaten with a fork and that’s that

• pidge: why the hell would you use a fork? spoons are just fine in my opinion

• keith, silently munching on his food knowing he eats it with a knife:

• pidge: alright, we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room

• everyone:

• pidge:

• pidge: keith, you gotta stop putting corn syrup on your peanut butter sandwiches it’s fucking weird

• allura: everyone in favor of limiting lance’s shakira privileges say I

• keith, pidge, and hunk: I

• lance, who’s totally offended: wh

• luckily, they all have their own rooms

• except the walls are super thin

• lance scream singing beyoncé: GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW YOUR LOVES GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW

• keith: why has god forsaken me

• even when they try to play music relatively quiet it can still faintly be heard

• muffled music from keith’s room: when i was, a young boy

• pidge: HA fucking EMO

• they all have Alexa’s in their rooms

• and pidge has access to all of them on her laptop

• pidge: psst- hey lance, watch this

• pidge: *fast typing on laptop*

• blasting from keith’s room: COUNTRYYY ROAAADS TAKE ME HOOOOME

• muffled keith screaming: pIDGE I SWEAR TO GOD

• in the morning during breakfast

• allura: why has lonce not come out of his room yet?

• pidge: hang on, i’ll wake him up

• lance’s alexa in the distance: I’M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH YOU’RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH

• lance’s startled scream is then followed by a loud thud

• once a week they have a movie night

• keith: lance i am not watching a cheesy romcom for the 2nd week in a row

• lance: i have to listen to ‘welcome to the black parade’ eighteen times a day sit the fuck down

• keith, crossed arm for the duration of movie night: this love story is completely unrealistic

• everybody shushes him on cue

• they also have monthly sleepovers in the living room where they giggle like middle schoolers

• keith knocks over an entire bowl of popcorn

• allura discovers the concept of a pillow fight and effortlessly knocks everybody to the ground

• lance flops on the air mattress and launches pidge across the room

• while everyone is trying to sleep

• lance: guys guys i’m gonna say something

• lance:

• lance: mayonnaise

• everybody loses their shit laughing because it’s 2 in the morning and they’re sleep deprived

• the bathroom sink is a mess

• their toothbrushes are color coordinated

• since they have to fit so much shit on the sink they have specific spots where they put their stuff

• pidge: hunk, your toothbrush is in my spot

• hunk: what? no- this corner of the sink is mine

• the debate results in all of them crowded in the bathroom arguing for 10 minutes

• keith: i don’t even remember having a designated spot on the sink

• allura: we need a toothbrush holder

• sometimes they do their nightly routines together

• which is also chaotic

• lance is applying a face mask, which drips onto pidge’s arm

• pidge then jerks her arm away- hitting keith’s toothbrush

• it then catapults off the counter and sticks to the wall

• keith: i left the room for one second what the hell did you do

• i’ve seen this headcannon somewhere before and i love it so i’m elaborating

• whenever keith is tired he’s giddy and hyper and loopy

• keith after not having a good nights sleep for 3 weeks, getting a running start and flipping onto the couch: a woop

• pidge: what in fucks name are you doing

• lance is the same exact way when he’s tired so they act like complete and utter idiots

• keith: lance, hey lance guess what

• lance: what

• keith:

• lance:

• they both burst out laughing

• lance: keith, omg you know what- keith rhymes with teeth

• keith:

• keith: holy shit

• eventually they both burn out and are just exhausted

• lance with his face planted in the carpet: uuuggghghggg

• allura: you finally done?

• lance: *angry muffled grumbling*

• pidge tends to fall asleep anywhere in the house

• usually with her computer on her lap or nearby

• she’s usually discovered the next morning

• hunk walking into the kitchen, sleepily rubbing his eyes: kinda want some orange juice

• pidge is just asleep on top of the fridge

• everyone else eating breakfast at the table

• keith: has anyone seen pidge?

• soft snoring is heard from under the table

• keith: ah

• they just put up with each other’s bullshit all day everyday and i love it

• lance, slamming his bedroom door open: everyone in my room i had a nightmare and need affection

• everyone emerges from their rooms grumbling and all file into lance room with their pillows and stuffed animals

• pidge trying to keep the remote away from lance: go long, hunk!

• keith appearing in the doorway and getting hit straight in the forehead with a remote: fUCK

• lance: are those my socks?

• keith: huh? oh, i dunno they were in my laundry pile

• lance: no those are totally my socks give them back right now

• when they all moved in together it was before keith and lance started dating so obviously there was shipping

• pidge, bursting into hunk’s room: i have klance tea

• hunk: spill

• lance: wh- keith and i are NOT dating

• pidge: you guys literally live together!

• lance: WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER

• allura, to hunk during dinner: i don’t know about you, but it seems to me like keith has a thing for lance

• keith: princess you’re not even whispering we can all hear you

• keith and lance secretly holding hands under the dinner table while lance is telling a story

• lance, being dramatic and expressive, lifts his hands in the air to accidentally reveal that his hand is intertwined with keith’s and its immediate chaos

• keith letting go immediately: wH HUH HOW DID THAT GET THERE

• pidge: I FUCKING TOLD YOU

anywayyy that’s all

i literally love this so much so don’t be surprised if i come up with some more later

yeah

bye

[bluewinnerangel]

Hullo! Sorry to just drop an ask among the, ahem, tendon thingy? Anyway, I'm like, absolutely new around here, and I'm so sorry to bother you, but can you point me towards some really good Larry blogs? I'm not exactly new to Larry, but I can use all the info I can get, and it's sort of completely obvious that Tumblr is on a whole other level. Most of my info comes initially from Twitter, which. Woah, stuff around there are absolutely child's play. Now I see what they say about the real stuff happening here. So yeah, I could really use some help, thank you!

(Btw, your blog is so chaotically amazing. All the useful info aside, I mean, look at all these asks on Louis' arms coming out of nowhere, and you actually going by it! Awesome! Also, yes, Louis' arms forever)

The ehm... tendon thingy... yeah it's chaos in here I'm truly sorry all of you are here for like one reason and then there's like 15 chaotic good-to-evil things happening you didn't sign up for lel. Also yeah I've been wanting to make a louis arm post all night and hmm hasn't happened instead we're making inverted pictures and i really don't know what I'm about half of the time no.

as for larry blogs I got a tag, #blog rec, here (I still dont know how to tag for mobile I'm sorry thats only gonna work on browser), so everything in there. And this one but a lot are already outdated rip. I'm not sure what you're looking for, like, theories, masterposts, cute stuff, good stuff, heartbreaking stuff, opinions, discourse, no discourse, analyses, there's a lot going on hah. Either way there's loads of blogs already in the links too but some people on the top of my head whose insights I value loads are @laurelier @swimmingleo @ialwaysknewyouwerepunk @ladychlo @daisiesonafield-blog @saintqueer @witchcraftrry @skepticalarrie and I'm probably forgetting loads woop also dear tagged people no need to reblog this lol this is one helluva chaos post yet again talking about tendons and whatnot just let it happen just move on and you're all amazing adfsadasdsd.