#anywaylon

[didifrightenyou]

anywaylon replied to your post “eddie is gay coded and val is a trans woman and i love them both”

ooh what makes ya think eddie is gay coded? not disagreeing ahaha just interested bc i've never seen that take before and wanna hear more abt it

*cracks my knuckles* OKAY

i personally think eddie has this HUGE camp quality to him. like. this dude, in the middle of a hospital riot, decides to base himself entirely in this 50s domestic fantasy, sewing dresses and wedding garb, playing fifties music and singing 20s show tunes to himself? it’s camp baby!

also i PERSONALLY think he exudes this hugely internalised homophobic energy because the dude is clearly attracted to men and is so pissed off about it that he has to mutilate male bodies into female ones. there’s so much homoerotic energy to some of the cut scenes (and like i know that’s meant to be scary but red barrels. come on.)

that’s just my take on it! 

[biofsauron]

anywaylon replied to your post: I’m not really??? sure about what I should attempt...

boromir or i WALK

[lisalisapark]

“i cant be dean moriarty because later on she winds up dating a werewolf”  

“why’re you acting like you can only kin as one Wizards of Waverly Place character?” 

[outlastjeremy-blog]

Today I just somehow miss my friends more. 

[findmykin]

Hey, I'm Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7. I would love to meet anyone from my game, but especially I'm looking for Lucas. I already have a Mia and neither of us like doubles (sorry!!). 18+ so no minors please, thanks!!

!!!

[softupshur]

A lot of you people tagged me in this so here we go!

Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Tagged by: @godhatesmichael @cami-kaemi and I’m sure others, but I’ve been lazy

Name: Stephanie

Nickname: Stooph, Steph, puffin, softie, Granny Upshur, Madame

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Height: 5′3

Orientation: -shrug-

Ethnicity: white as hell?  

Favourite fruit: apples

Favourite season: Spring

Favourite book series: Flowers in the Attic series

Favourite flower: poinsettias

Favourite scent: lavender, cherry blossom, sweet pea, cake batter, gasoline, chlorine

Favourite colour: baby blue and antique pink

Coffee, tea or cocoa: nah

Average sleep hours: Uh 5-6 I’d guess?

Cat or dog person: kitty cats

Favourite fictional characters: Miles Upshur, Marta, Kariya Matou, Yue Katou, Neopolitan

Number of blankets you sleep with: 2-3

Dream trip: I wanna go to New Zealand again really bad, but I also really wanna see Germany

Blog created: uh not too long ago

Number of followers: 358

Tagging @assorted-alvin @anywaylon @vivavac

[didifrightenyou]

anywaylon replied to your post “hell yeah i’m a mlm. monster loving monster”

this is some relatable content op

thank you i work very hard

[lisalisapark]

Pls draw Jer and Rick to People Say I'm The Man pls okay bye

and i’m not goin’ home alone

(bc they’re gonna binge drink and rick’s gonna pass out on his couch)

[outlastjeremy-blog]

Waylon is a great friend and so is Lisa sooo kieran and I are happy.

[outlastjeremy-blog]

@anywaylon @lisalisapark  I will literally smash both of your faces in with a cane.

[lisalisapark]

slams a leg down 24, 38, 39, 44

24. Pick theme songs for up to 6 characters.

OOOH HOOHOO HOHOHOOHOO HOO

OO HOHOHOHOHO

MY SPECIALTY

waylon park: cute aggression | nicole dollanganger

jeremy blaire: million dollar man | lana del rey

blake langermann: part ii: tonight’s the night | ludo

eddie gluskin: cheek to cheek | fred astaire

walridermiles: i’m so afraid | fleetwood mac 

38. What do you think Miles/Waylon/Blake look like?

they look like my beautiful husbands. and miles upshur

39. What do you think any of the main Project Walrider candidates (Walker, Hope, Gluskin, Manera) looked like before being admitted to the asylum?

im glad we brought this up bc can we talk about how shredded eddie gluskin is?? that is one fine 50 y.o man. how could he not find a wife like i mean one he didnt have to kill 

i dont want to think about frank manera tho

44. If you could say anything to any character, what would you say and who would you say it to?

i wanan sit down with rick trager and ask so many questions. whyd you try to date rape pauline. why did you just decide youre a doctor. why the fingies. why did you take off your own skin, please answer my questions it for a school project

[lisalisapark]

“i need $30 from both of you”

“i’m trying to get $80 from adam”

“SOMEBODY FUND THIS!!!!”

waylon is trying to buy a lifesize danny devito cutout

“WHY DOES NOBODY JUST HAND OVER LARGE SUMS OF MONEY WITH NO EXPLANATION I DONT UNDERSTAND”

[outlastjeremy-blog]

This is some kind of kink  I’d never expect this at 12 AM

[lisalisapark]

w: remember that time i beat a cockroach to death with a can of raid?

l: EXCUSE ME

w: okay. scene: the kitchen. 2:38 AM.

[lisalisapark]

outlast 2 w: did that guy just say "fellate Judas" because let me say, I have some QUALMS

[lisalisapark]

waylon, after i complained about his black socks: alright well i found a macaroni sock so you can calm down now