[ID: Apparently, he worried for nothing]
[ID: Chapter 17: He did not worry for nothing]
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“Who am I, if not a fool, for loving people who have hurt me the most?”
-A fucking dsmp fanfic (butterfly reign by silentteyz)
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Sarcasm is a Genetic Trait
Gobber: "What's the first thing you need when facing a dragon?"
Snotlout: "An adult?"
Hiccup: "A doctor?"
Astrid: "No, a shield!"
Gobber: "Exactly right. Good work Astrid!"
Snotlout: *eyeroll*
Hiccup: *eyeroll*
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"i love you."
"in a romantic way?"
"in a romantic way, in a physical way, in a sexual way, in a spiritual way."
"that's a lot of ways."
"i have a lot of love for you."
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Writing fics for tiny fandoms is so hard like what do you mean I can't write smut because the writers and actors are all in this discord channel and will definitely see and read each and every word???
What do you mean there needs to be a plot???
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“I think it’s the curse, but I—” Harry finds Draco’s face and moves his thumbs slowly, slowly over his cheekbones. “What would I be?”
“Pardon?”
“What would I be if I wasn’t a sacrificial lamb? What am I supposed to be if I’m not a hero?”
“You could be mine.”
Harry’s heart swells to bursting. “I’m yours already. Have been for weeks, I think.”
“Mmm.” Draco’s fingertip traces his bottom lip. “If you’re already mine, then you could be anything you want.”
“Anything?”
“Anything.”
Now I Know In Part by dodgerkedavra (chapter 10)
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Hiccup's Stalkers
Hiccup: ''...why were you stalking me?''
Snotlout: ''a new rebound sense of pride.''
Astrid: ''a need to put the clues together and understand what I was doing wrong and he doing right in Dragon Training.''
Fishlegs: ''an insatiable want to further expand my learnings''
Hiccup: ''Uh-huh, and you two?''
Ruffnut & Tuffnut: ''We were just bored.''
Hiccup: ''...yeeeeeah, that checks out...''
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Best title ever?
This has given me so much joy, I think my depression is cured.
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“so then, i’ll be the charming prince of your dreams who rescues the romantic beast from your jaded, withered heart.”
“‘rescue? not ‘slay?’”
“why? he deserves a happy ending just as much as anyone else.”
“that… might be the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.”
“then we’re off to a good start.”
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