#aph idaho

[notsoniftyfifty]

Aight, kind of an odd group to start out on, but I finally finished a couple of refs so I guess I’ll introduce these three.

In order: Idaho, Montana, Wyoming

Deleted the bios because i hated them lmao sry

[hipsofsteel]

fake title prompt: Weep for yourself my man

for this ask prompt

weep for yourself, my man

Lupe has many regrets about having to stand with her state during the Civil War. She could have abandoned them and proclaimed her personal loyalty to Alfred, but what good would that do? She was the embodiment of Texas, and they needed her.

She convinces herself of this with her hair cut short, disguising herself as a man to fight and protect her home. She buries those regrets as much as she can, begging them to stay down and dead.

But when she and Roberto find themselves staring across each other in battle, one specific regret comes to mind. And, when they find themselves separated from their respective units, Roberto mentions the only name that can shake her to her core.

"Lupe... Beverly misses you so much."

Lupe knows where her loyalties lie. She cannot abandon her people. But that little girl needs her too.

And yet, she turns and rides back to Texas, abandoning her yet again. Abandoning all of her family.

When she next sees Beverly, it's 1877. No longer does a bright eyed girl of nine beam up at her. Instead, a lost and confused fifteen year old searches for answers. Answers Lupe does not have and cannot give, ones she can only aide her in finding. And as Beverly rides at her side, Clark misses his older sister.

Lupe can only weep for what this has done to all of them.

[incorrect-states-quotes]

California: Happy Krimis

Washington: It's Chrisminth

Oregon: Merry Crisis

Idaho: Merry Chrysler 

[cougarofthesun]

Headcanon

Idaho can in fact braid hair. Like, really well. Don’t expect anything fancy or beyond ‘yeah it looks like you got a haircut’ if you need your hair shorter bc he’ll go in there with a pair of kitchen scissors and a switchblade, but it won’t look awful.

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Idaho: America said you had to take me with you!

Tennessee: ......

Idaho: Can we get ice cream?!

[missmagicandlight]

Happy 130th Birthday to Idaho!

has experience in metal-working and tends to find random gemstones, so he does on occasion make jewelry. 

(his dogs have pretty collars because he made them for them and he made Helena’s ring)

It is very important to me that you know that Jake used Riley’s surname when he was a kid until he got older and picked his own out

Charlie has apologized and Jake understands why they left, but they still gave him some major abandonment issues during the civil war

climbed everything as a kid. used to climb on top of the bookcases when he was mad because anyone who wanted to get him down was too heavy (Riley, Cass, Tyler) and anyone who was light enough to climb up refused to suffer the indignation of dragging a kicking and screaming ten year old down (Sam, Connie, Adam)

honestly would still climb on top of the bookcases if he could

[ask-thefiftystatesofamerica]

Oregon and Washington are a power couple and then California is the little gremlin they discovered in the woods and decided to adopt

Local quiet & peaceful old married couple is diagnosed with Gremlin-Attraction-Disease. Please send your thoughts and prayers.

[ask-ger-and-usa-states]

Since you want to draw something, could you maybe draw the op1 version of Montana with Wyoming and Idaho?

[meetthemidwest]

Weird things the states have done

-Michigan once kicked a chair out from underneath Ohio and Ohio didn’t fall down. He also didn’t stand up, he literally just stayed sitting on nothing.

-Wisconsin, Indiana, and Michigan went to an indoor water park and floated around the lazy river while singing I Want it That Way. Illinois got a video.

-Minnesota and the Dakotas decided to go mattress sledding and North Dakota smacked his head against a table and got a concussion.

-Kansas walked directly into a tornado to prove that it was possible. It didn’t end well.

-Rhode Island once pulled a small tree out of the ground and used it to hit Massachusetts in the knee because Mass called him a sewer for the billionth time.

-Nebraska drove a tractor over a homemade ramp and it flipped over with him on it.

-Idaho slowly ate a raw potato in front of the United Nations while making direct eye contact with Russia. To this day no one knows why.

-West Virginia bit down on his wallet, looked directly at a poor CIA agent, and said “whom the frickity frack took my breakfast sandwich?” It turns out the sandwich was in his back pocket.

-Washington spilled coffee on their jeans and immediately declared God to be both a bitch and dead.

-Iowa bought a bunch of those corn on the cob holders and stuck them all over Illinois’ car because he was “being a little bitch”

-New York walked to New Jersey’s apartment (which was pretty far away at the time) at two in the morning just to ask if water is wet. He then made himself a cup of coffee and left.

-Kentucky rode a horse into a grocery store, looked around, and when told he had to leave yelled “THAT ISN’T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU, CIVILIAN”

-Colorado wore a really large trench coat to a meeting one day and he wouldn’t tell anyone what was in it until after the meeting, where he pulled New Mexico aside and showed him that the inside pockets were filled with memes.

-There’s a video of New Hampshire screaming at Massachusetts while Massachusetts attempts to inject caffeine directly into his veins.

-New Hampshire also wore a shirt that said Big Dad Energy in big bold letters and when asked how many kids he had by a stranger he started laughing hysterically.

-Michigan has a shirt that says I’m Concerned About the Blueberries that he only seems to wear when he gets exactly two hours of sleep. Louisiana once saw him wearing the shirt and forced him to stop and take a nap.

-Florida grabbed a handful of leaves off the nearest tree and started eating them while Virginia explained that attacking European tourists is bad.

-Georgia pushed Alabama into a puddle and he just laid there for about five minutes before rolling over and calling Georgia a bitch.

-You know the vine where the guy at the mini golf course jumps into the water? Hawaii does that every time. No one goes mini golfing with her anymore.

-Alaska took a bite of a dog treat instead of a protein bar, stared at it in confusion, shrugged, and continued eating.

-Another video: Tennessee: *sobbing hysterically* Virginia: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? Tennessee: I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A WEEK AND SOMEONE DREW A FACE ON MY BANJO WHILE I WAS TRYING TO NAP AND I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ‘CAUSE Y’ALL DON’T LIKE THE FACT THAT I WAS BETTER AT THE CIVIL WAR THAN ANYONE ELSE! Virginia: You need to calm down- Tennessee: YoU NeED tO CaLm DowN!

-Texas and Cherokee were arguing over how Oklahoma should live his life while Oklahoma filled a duffel bag with hors d’oeuvres at the fancy party Maryland threw.

-Arizona was carrying around a fancy velvet purse for a day and when California asked what it was for she pulled out seven hard boiled eggs. The only question California asked was “can I have one?” Arizona said no, packed the eggs up again, and left.

-One day Montana and Colorado switched wardrobes and no one noticed since they both wear flannels from the women’s section.

-Wyoming pulled out a water bottle at a meeting and chugged it in under a minute. Turns out it was vodka and she fell down the stairs trying to leave.

-Vermont drank a bottle of maple syrup while Maine recorded. They later sent it to Quebec who watched the entire thing twice before responding with “why are you so dumb?”

-Connecticut got locked out of his house and broke his leg trying to climb to the second floor window. 

-Literally everything New Mexico does is weird, like when he bought a set of sporks and threw his spoons and forks out.

[ask-molossia-jones]

Idaho won’t share her potato’s!

- Pennsylvania, Payton

[alyeskabarbinsky-jones1]

Budgets are boring

[ask-alaska-and-hawaii]

Harry Potter AU (My sister wanted me to do this)

Here are the youngest states’ houses in Hogwarts and Illvemorgny

Montana: Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie

Washington: Thunderbird/Gryffindor

Idaho: Thunderbird/Gryffindor

Wyoming: Wampus/Slytherin

Utah: Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie

Oklahoma: Thunderbird/Gryffindor

New Mexico: Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie

Arizona: Thunderbird/Gryffindor

Alaska:  Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie

Hawaii:  Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie or  Thunderbird/Gryffindor

[hipsofsteel]

"Digging our way out of this hole has only made it deeper" for the fake title prompt

for this ask prompt

digging our way out of this hole (has only made it deeper)

ooooh man, this would be extremely good for 1960s-1980s IdaWash

Clark has been insisting that he's not in love with Adam since 1919, married Ruth to try and hide it. Adam waited for him after Ruth died. Waited and hoped. Clark grieved in the 30s, went to war in the 40s, but as the 50s played out, he pushed Adam away. By the 60s, Adam's done waiting, Clark's made his point and Adam isn't wanted. When Logan extends his hand out to Adam in the early 60s as he does every now and then, Adam leaps at the chance for affection and love.

Clark hears that Adam went off to Nebraska, and is pissed. Lo and behold, the famous incident where Clark appeared unwashed on Logan's doorstep with a shotgun to threaten him, only for Adam to come out of the house and beat him up. Evelyn has to come drag the asshole away while he screams at Adam. He and Adam refuse to speak, and Adam stays with Logan for a while.

Until Clark says he's going to enlist to fight in Vietnam. Adam internally freaks out, and he and Evelyn convince Alfred to send Clark elsewhere. Clark screams and rails, but Adam does not budge. Clark ends up patrolling the DMZ in Korea, and Adam does not regret anything. When Clark gets home and sees the mess Roberto has become after Vietnam, he realizes that Adam did him a favor, not that he tells him that.

They aren't friendly in the 70s. Just civil and distant. Almost cold. There's bitterness there on both sides. Chris can't pull them together. They're going to have to learn to be friends, or at least work together, without any expectations on their own.

Until a fateful day in May, 1980. When the ash falls, slowly suffocating Adam, Chris calls Clark and he rushes to Adam's side so he won't be alone in death and resurrection. As Adam stills in his arms, over sixty years of repressed emotions come to the surface.

Adam resurrects to Clark quietly whispering that he loves him. He doesn't make Clark acknowledge it that day. He won't push him again. But he knows.

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Idaho: It's a pleasure to meet you.

Utah: Why?

Idaho:

Idaho: Well, you've got me there.

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

MO: A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck, cause you get to see a cat. A mountain lion crossing your path is EVEN BETTER on the count that you get to see an even bigger cat!

ND: Do you take constructive criticism--

ID: Just let'em be.

WY: *Wholeheartedly nodding along with MO*

[ask-50-nifty-states]

Mountain West Group as Things My Friends and I Have Said

These are generally from our Pokemon Discord server.

Montana: You shall stay alive you have proven to be useful for now

Idaho: YOU'RE NOT HUMAN *NEVADA*

NO HUMAN BEING EATS KITKATS LIKE THAT

Wyoming: Guys let's buy one huge Teddy bear Then burn it in from of her house

Nevada: BY THE LAW OF THE TABLE YOURE A CHILD

LESS OF A CHILD

Utah: I told them I didn't care if it was a fake board I ain't touching no demonic games

Colorado: She grown

She can stay up however long she wants

Arizona: This social butterfly like to fly people you guys only

WITH YOU GUYS ONLY GOD I HATE MY ENGLISH

New Mexico: Katy Perry did better on the Cheeto costume