“dragon and defiant are the worlds worst couple” how does it feel to be wrong. does it hurt to walk around when you’re that fucking stupid.
d&d are fucking hilarious. because, well imagine you’re the prt, right? you’ve got this super dangerous tinker who’s kinda off the deep end of his own megalomania. so you entrust the world’s best tinker, who’s trusted to run the only serious cape jail, to keep this crazy guy locked up, right?
and then he fucking seduces her and she lets him go.
Introduced a mate to Worm, and let slip during the early arcs that Dragons cannon ship name is d&d. After trying for a while to name all the other D characters he could think of, he jokingly settled on the character he hated most. Enter “Darmsmaster” a running joke that works it’s way into almost every conversation we have these days. Needless to say he has no idea just how funny it actually is!
ok I've seen some variation of "Dragon and Defiant adopt Taylor" bouncing around the worm fandom but no one ever talks about the funniest part, which is how bad that apartment would be. obviously Colin is the patron saint of r/malelivingspaces, but I think that taylor "the bugs can clean my armor" hebert would probably also live like that if she got the chance. not only that but she actively adds terrariums and terrariums of spiders into the situation, which would compliment the piles and piles of computer parts well. the only person who'd think of advocating for a couch or something is Dragon, and she's In The Computer so I don't think that she'd be able to convince them. Once she gets her body things probably get a little better, but she can only fix so much
colin looking at the guy who used tinker tech to turn himself into a self-contained ecosystem inside of a robot that had no need to eat or sleep or other such human foibles: we are NOTHING alike you DISGUSTING MONSTER
colin two years later: and now to increasingly replace parts of my body with tinker tech robot parts until i have no need to eat or sleep or other such human foibles
Out of all the unhinged female characters worm has introduced so far, Dragon immediately captured me in the space of one interlude and quickly became my favourite. Love this funky ai LARPING as a neet. I only have one question
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A CRUSH ON COLIN "WARCRIMES" ARMASTER.
“He's driven, authoritative, trained, and active. This much is obvious, but his crisis and challenge are his lack of true power and his tunnel vision. His attempt at manipulating things is what breaks him. “
worm is full of morally gray characters. for instance leviathan is essentially just a hurricane that hates you but he also pranked armsmaster so bad that he had to quit his job so can you really call the endbringers evil
Canadian tinker Dragon issues apology after accidentally leaking personal stash of deepfake videos depicting Brockton Bay Protectorate hero Armsmaster in compromising situations