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role-appear-instead · 10 hours
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macroglossus · 3 months
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forever obsessed with artemis fowl who, upon realizing that he needs a fuckton of money in order to keep searching for his missing and probably dead father, doesn’t reach for his impeccable hacking skills or his ability to flawlessly recreate artistic masterpieces in order to commit art theft but instead runs the most absolutely insane and convoluted plan that’s ever been constructed (rivaled only by the insane and convoluted plans he constructs when he’s older and aided by time and practice). based solely, by the way, off of what basically amounts to the fairy bible which is written entirely in verse AND in a language that no human being has ever been permitted to see let alone translate. and the plan WORKS
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andmaybegayer · 1 year
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Trans Artemis Fowl is of course an S-tier headcanon already but I just thought: what if he transed his gender during the three years between Fowl Senior going missing and being rescued. Senior just gets rescued by his new son and absolutely no one mentions it at all.
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tigersycamore6210 · 1 year
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A very weird question—what pop culture characters could *technically* kill Macbeth?
Requirements:
-cannot be a boring answer of “a woman” or “MacDuff” or “Inanimate objects”
-cannot be an non-anthropomorphic animal
-the funnier the better
“A ‘man’ not of woman born” is what the basic criteria are, btw
EX: Doofenshmirtz, Artemis Fowl (post book 8)
Help me out in what will probably be one of the stupidest projects of all time.
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aprill-99 · 8 months
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There’s a whole category of fictional character describable as “the narrative is forcing me to be not just the hero, but also the good guy, and literally nothing has ever made me angrier. All I want in the universe is to go back to being morally ambiguous and self-interested.”
And the universe said “No. Also here’s a found family 😘.”
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beedokart · 26 days
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The fairy definitely did not expect the walrus.
(And Artemis is just in a mood.)
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rayghosts · 1 year
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jk rowling: wrote a childrens book series in the 2000s about a society of outcasts, which attracted a lot of queer fans because of its themes on acceptance. comes out as transphobic, tweets out "merry terfmas 😘," and proceeds to write a crime novel about a man who disguises himself as a woman to kill people
eoin colfer: wrote a childrens book series in the 2000s that he describes as "die hard but with fairies," which attracted a lot of queer fans because he accidentally gave his male protagonist a feminine name. is confused but supportive of his largely queer fanbase, leaves nice comments on trans artemis fanart, and proceeds to have one of the protagonists in the sequel series marry a ghost princess inhabiting the clone body of her evil uncle, which when she asks if its weird, the protagonist responds with “Maybe people would think you strange back in the olden days, but kids these days don’t care about stuff like insides and outsides matching”
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clingyduoapologist · 9 months
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Artemis fowl is such a good character because he just fucking sucks. He’s just a little cringefail loser who gets winded going up the stairs. If he’s in any even remotely physical situation on his own than the books don’t even pretend that he can hold his own at all. Other books would teach him like martial arts or something but the one time they tried he got bored and created a weapon of mass destruction. Literally perfect representation of men who are just bad at things forever
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hop-a-lot · 1 year
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Rise and shine!
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orangerosebush · 6 months
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13 year old Artemis bitching his therapist out about a forged antique Victorian chair that’s presented as authentic to me is evidence enough that in another world that boy would’ve been running a popular historical fashion YouTube channel like the navy
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tarchey · 5 months
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checkoutmybookshelf · 4 months
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I mean...this combination of depth and toilet humor is literally Shakespearean, so A+ for Eoin Colfer.
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liznfin · 7 months
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I can’t believe Artemis gets mauled by a gorilla in Time Paradox and it’s the least of his problems.
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ahren-the-puppeteer · 7 months
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Wishing you a joyful birthday, Artemis! ✨
Hi! I haven't been around for a long time hehe, but I've missed drawing Artemis so darn much! Books have always held a special place in my heart 🌻💖
I wanted to doodle Butler and Juliet too
Time for a little disappearing act lol, see you soon!
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aprill-99 · 7 months
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“Look, I’d offer you moral support, but my morals are barley even supporting me at this point sooooo…… is there anybody I could like, help you plot against instead? Or hey! I’m plotting against some people now, you could help! You might find having a goal really stabilizing!”
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