Batfamily members being fitness influencers
Bruce : 4 hours uncut podcast, can't go two sentences without quoting 12 studies.
Dick : Talking about discipline but most importantly being proud of ourself and having fun.
Barbs : Talking about the difficulties to stay active in a wheelchair without taboo, and how positive it can be to join a club to see we are not alone.
Jason : "Big weitz, big moocles !" *Get lifted by Artemis*
Cass : How to fight and practice swan Lake at the same time, part 1
Tim : Get roast by his family everytime he speaks about the importance of rest. Joke on them, nobody sleeps in this family. Also often filmed with his not at all obvious crush 6'3 best friend from Metropolis with muscles made of steel.
Steph : Get viral dancing when she spots a tripod in the gym. Is in the background watching cass like a pile of waffles.
Harper : Krav Maga tutorial. Is probably responsible of 12 crooks going blind this week.
Duke : How to not touch the bar early even if we know the guy won't get this rep.
Damian : Lightsaber tutorials are less suspicious than katana's one.
Harley and Selina : How to integrate gymnastic moves in professional life.
Talia : Teaching to stepchildren how to dance. Every dance. In every situation. In every country.
Alfred : Unexpected strength compilation.
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OUTLAWS X READER Headcanons
this for that poll I did and Jason Todd headcanons won, but with a twist. Just writing something to cheer me up after someone made me cry:
i don’t have the money to read all the comics so pls bare with me and my knowledge exclusive from social media and dc pages that need better summary.
• Reader has Scarlet witch like powers. (Wanda in DC lmao)
• you trained with Constantine for a few years, until you met Jason and joined his emo group
• It’s more like a team with Roy and Jason but ofc pairing up with the iconic group from time to time
• Everyone is helplessly in love with you, but in different ways.
• You were kind to Bizarro from moment one, never making him feel like a monster. you have used your powers to soothe his mind, which he appreciates
• “you’re so ugly” “you don’t look like a princess”
• “aw Bizarro, you are too nice”
• you bought him a Black Canary vinyl, and he declared his love for you right then and there
• Artemis and you might have had a rough start, but eventually became close, too close
• You helped her see her strength in her own inside war
• She respects strong women, and knows one when she sees her. So she had a great respect for you, as you for her.
• eventually she might have had a small crush on you, though crushes are not her thing.
• you guys complain about the guys way too much (And you love it)
• Pls Roy thinks you are hot and that’s enough for him to love you.
• though you are pretty cool too. (And he’s aware of the fact that you can easily kill him)
• you both enjoy listening to punk bands and feel like rebel kids. Is fun.
• you also mock Jay together, he hates it.
• Roy and Artemis have gotten into fights while pulling you to each of their sides because of who should be the one to take you out
• “I’m the hottest redhead” “you’re the dumbest redhead”
• “Jason is also a redhead..?” “He is a fake redhead. He doesn’t deserve you”
• Jokes on them, while they keep fighting you are glancing towards Jason, who is just sitting with his legs propped up on a table, reading away
• he looks cute.
• but don’t tell him.
• honestly, you don’t know what’s going on with Jason. You are attracted to him, and you know he is towards you too.
• he is just so complicated
• sometimes the burning sensation of the Lazarus Pit gets the best of him and he loses it, his anger taking control. Luckily you are always there for him.
• your magic soothes him and helps him compose himself.
• you stay with your foreheads touching while you match your breathing. Waiting for him to take control over on his own.
• Sometimes just your touch, w/o magic, is enough to calm him. That sweet reminder that not every touch from a foreign skin on his means pain.
• the only pain you could ever cause him is in his heart.
• but he won’t tell you that. (Or to himself)
• you actually met when he was Robin, but you were a civilian, and neither of you recall much. You more than him though.
• someone once called you wannabes Justice Leaguers, You all showed your appreciation for the comment <3 🔪
• most of the justice league either doesn’t know about you, or are too scared to come close. Your ex-mentors love u tho (supes is another story, kay?)
• you all are just fun, traumatized friends hanging out
• they are your found family, and you wouldn’t change them for anything <3
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