#arthur

[poisonedfate]

once again, i am thinking about how they're literally the funniest people alive:

in the face of serious situations, what do they have? JOKES

bbc merlin - 03x06 The Changeling

only just about a singular braincell between them and it's mostly used for comedy (not that i'm complaining)

[emositecc]

More Victoria and Arthur

[l3irdl3rain]

Does Arthur have a permit to have his adorable little stupid face? I think one should be required. /very affectionate

i asked him if he had a permit and he just looked at me like this

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: since when can you juggle?

Merlin: I've been juggling three jobs since I came to Camelot, what are you talking about?

[bellalunadreams]

Merlin Cinderella au 🫣

I’m not good at writing but, I think it would be really cute to have a Cinderella au with everything being the same (setting and Arthur being the prince wise)

It would take place when Merlin just comes to Camelot, and instead of living in the castle, Gauis has a house/healing center in the lower town.

I don’t think the evil stepmother and sisters would come into play. But it would just be Merlin coming to Camelot like in the show and becoming quick friends with people in the kingdom (huge ‘everyone loves Merlin’ believer)

Uthur wants Arthur to marry to continue the bloodline and to secure him as next in line to rule. So he holds a ball for all eligible (noble) suitors in the kingdom (suspended disbelief of Uthurs possible bigotry 💀)

Merlin wants to go cause he thinks it’ll be fun but he can’t since he’s not a noble. He goes looking through Gauis’s old magic books to find a spell to change his appearance and accidentally summons a fairy godmother.

He gets his disguise but it’ll only last till midnight so he makes the most of it and causes as much mischief as possible, when else is he ever gonna get an opportunity to get into the castle and get away with anything he wants with no repercussions? (No one will recognize him 😈)

Arthur is overwhelmed with everyone practically throwing themselves at him so he gets away to the gardens( or something of that sort)

There he spots Merlin setting up a prank or something. He questions what he’s doing and Merlin says something like “are you a snitch?”

Merlin and Arthur proceed to pull pranks on a bunch of the nobles and Arthur has the time of his life for the first time in forever. Merlin doesn’t treat him like the prince, he treats him like just some guy and Arthur loves it.

They settle down back in the gardens with them both in a fit of laughter after their last joke. One of them makes a comment about having not danced the entire night, the overbearing music of the hall muffled but the quiet of the garden they dance together under the moonlight.

Arthur makes a comment about not even knowing Merlin’s name when the bells chime for midnight.

Merlin’s eyes widen like saucers and he takes off, shouting apologies as he goes. And in his rush off his neckerchief snags on one of the flower bushes.

Arthur finds the neckerchief and swears he’ll find that mysterious man again.

Merlin makes it back to Gauis’s hut just in time as the spell wears off and passes out in bed

The next morning there’s a royal decree to find the man danced with the prince and lost his neckerchief getting away

I feel that Arthur would be really determined to find him. And he would know that Merlin was not a noble, no noble would behave the Merlin did.

Arthur would personally go through the whole kingdom, house to house if he had to.

I feel like they would meet again in a really funny way too. Like Merlin would be delivering something for Gauis and they would run into each other like how they met in the show.

As soon as Arthur would hear his snarky comeback he would know that it’s him lol

Arthur would propose to him on the spot with the neckerchief

And they would live snark-ly ever after

[dareduffie]

"we mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling" oh, the two of you had sex? you explored each others bodies one drunken night? now the two of you are left to wonder if it meant more to you than it did to him? if the chemistry is nothing more than a game to be won? if asking him to dinner would make you a fool; the loser of the match?

[dont-let-me-eat-pears]

gaius smoothly lying to uther to protect a sorcerer, all like “magical remedy? pfft, no, it was just this and that herb,” or “magical scorch marks? please, those perfectly normal marks have been there forever.”

gaius lying to arthur to cover for merlin:

[eachpeachpearplume]

Up Pendragon Creek Without an Oar, my first collab for @bbcmerlin-reversebang has posted!

Summary: When Agravaine betrays the Pendragons, they lose everything- their money, their property, their status, it's all gone. With nothing to their name, they are forced to relocate to the sleepy town of Ealdor, living in the rundown Camelot Bed and Breakfast. It's nothing like any of them were prepared for, but it may just be exactly what Arthur and Morgana need.

Images by me, beautiful words by @laurie-on-a-lark! It's the Schitt's Creek Merthur AU I've been wanting to read for ages, and I hope you love it as much as I do!

[fiiiiin]

Babes let’s hear your theories as to how Arthur and Eames broke up the first time!! This is under the impression that during the movie they’re bitter exes who obviously still love each other and always will!! I have read fics galore and there are so many headcanons but let’s hear them again please!!!

[lindiloo02]

Merlin prompts

S1 E4

“Dont all feasts end in food fights”

where are all the food fight fics lol

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 03x07 The Castle of Fyrien

they might not be the best at small lies. but elaborate, grand plan lies? oh, they've GOT it

[jaybirds-chirps]

we fuckin hate Uther in this house but those times he'd look at Merlin and be like "wtf is wrong with Arthur rn??" were so funny

like Uther was very firmly on the you're too close to this boy train but the moment Arthur was doing something weird he'd look at Merlin like "boy fix this rn"

[l3irdl3rain]

hanging out

*Persephone’s Medical Fund*

[theroundbartable]

Gwaine: this is the crush-o-metre

Merlin: what does it do? Crush people?

Gwaine: no no, don't worry. You put it between two people who then have to look at each other and it will estimate your crush level on the person

Arthur: so... Like emotions?

Gwaine: yes, princess, emotions. Come on, I'll show you with Gwen and Arthur. The crush-o-metre estimates Arthur's crush level

Gwen: *flushing* um...

Crush-o-metre: *beeps* crush level: appropriate

Arthur: oh come on, what does that even mean? try again with Merlin! (Exchanges place with Merlin)

Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Merlin's) crush level: appropriate

Merlin: I think Lance should try

Lance: oh please don't -

Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Lance's) crush level: exceeds maximum. This man's in love

Lance and Gwen: *flushed

Arthur: what was that about the appropriate

Gwaine: everyone has a slight crush on Gwen. It would be inappropriate not to. Also: puts the crush-o-metre between Merlin and Arthur

Arthur: hold up, wait!

Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Arthur's) crush level: embarrassing

Arthur: *blush*

Merlin: huh? What the hell?

Gwaine: *turns the thing around, while laughing*

Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Merlin's) crush level: self destructive

Merlin: ...

Arthur: ...

Merlin: let's ignore that, shall we?

Arthur: agreed

[crystaiskiess]

stealing moments