#arvens slaying

[mothzarellaman]

i did some expression challenges a while back with the scvi gang. here were some of the (better) results.

[limonmelon]

he is so girlypop to me

[drpepperaftertaste]

Okay so..... Scarlet/Violet hot takes

Nemona is the best of the 3, sorry arven i love you and you had the most emotional story line but nemona was just pure fun.

Tulip is the best of the new gym leaders, girlie pop serves so much cvnt and i love it. Like going thru the game i knew some lil gay had a hand in this but when she came up and said we slayed.... dead. Larry is a stupidly close second tho, the fact it took us this long to have a normal gym leader that was a monotone office man character is criminal but atleast he was good.

I SWEAR IF THE DLC DOES NOT INVOLVE GOING BACK IN TIME TO SAVE THE PROFESSORS I WILL SCREAM, WE NEED ARVEN TO BE HAPPY AND FOR US TO HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY BACK. The fact they have given us the HOTTEST professors and they are dead..... like the girls and the gays are suffering....

Speaking of DLC, idk what they are gonna do in terms of enviroment and vibe because area zero.... AREA ZERO. The music and just everything is so amazing. The battle music and area music are easily the 2nd and 3rd best tracks in the game.

On the topic of music tho Penny's battle theme is the BEST track in a pokemon game. Toby fox really put his whole pussy into this OST. Its giving cascade/ early 2000s euro dance and it goes so well with her hackerman vibe.

[ofowlsdinosaursanddragons]

AUs I like and my one favorite thing about them:

@tealmaskmybeloved’s Toxic consequences au.

Synopsis: An au Kieran made a deal with Dokutaro (aka pecharunt) and instead of going down the canon, he helps the Lousy three along with the peach to gain the real mask. And it’s up to Ogerpon, Carmine and the BB elite 4 to stop the plans of the Never-rotting peach.

Favorite thing: Kinda the authenticity of this for me. And it being the first AUs that got my Pokémon hyperfixation rising back from the dead really helped me out.

@skyedancer2006’s Bridged Toxicity au.

Synopsis: An au where Kieran, after making a deal with pecharunt, painfully transforms into a reptomammalian dragon creature as he deals with the struggle of his new form.

Favorite thing: The body horror and themes of what it is to be truly human. I honestly enjoy this topic of post-humanism or as I like to call it: “the altered self horror”. Things like all tomorrows, An American werewolf in London, or any other kind of fiction involving body horror in any way I really enjoy!

Check out this video for a more in-depth look at “the altered self horror” genre.

@indigodiskmybeloved’s Mochi Desires au.

Synopsis: The “what if” scenario where everything wife’s down a rollercoaster down. Nemona never got a perfect rival, team star is expelled and Arven’s Mabosstiff dies of its injuries. Pechakeen, a glimmora and the half of the now human Geeta, controls the three and forces them under their will.

Favorite thing: the tone and somberness of it all. And yes, this is coming from someone who prefers happy endings over downers, but considering how the AU and the tone, this doesn’t feel like a simple “toxic chained au” that can be stopped with a Pokémon battle. No. This is not that kind of au. Here, there was no Florian/Juliana. There was no helping them out. And in their place, are two siblings forced to take the role of the hero. It kinda has a somber feel of “oh god” for the poor children unable to climb out of the pit of no return… it kinda reminds me of Giant of the skies’ ornithocheirus in a sense.

but on a more “light hearted” note:

@ezlo-x’S Lost Family au

Synopsis: A botw/Totk au that deviates heavily from the canon of the era of the wilds. 17 years after a great calamity, Sheik and Ganondorf must save Hyrule from the threat of the Scourge king, with help of allies old and new, to bring balance and slay the ancient malice king.

Favorite thing: The character designs and vibe. Ezlo’s job at redesigning the Gorons, Zora and Rito is something I genuinely enjoy as they are given more realistic traits like the Gorons being more akin to dinosaur people. All her art has a sort of nostalgic vibe like this could be from a cartoon from the late 90’s to early 2000’s like samurai jack or a studio Ghibli movie. The art style really elevates the tone and narrative of this unique BOTW/TOTK au in a way that I honestly prefer over the original (I still love Botw/totk btw)

Honestly, this is probably one of my favorite TLOZ AUs out there.

@sp1derc1der’s Draco Scaled Au

Synopsis: an au where the main antagonists (along with some other characters) are weredragons, beings with both a dragon and human form.

Favorite thing: The dragon designs. Yes, I know, the one who likes dragons likes the au. But it goes deeper than just that. Each of the designs are all completely unique from one another in one way or another.

From Diminutive “baby” dragons like Hau, Penny or Marnie,

To hulking leviathans like Archie, Ghetsis and Cynthia.

From flightless drakes and lindwyrms like Maxie, Saturn and Cyrus,

To great Soarers like Zinnia and Lysandre who probably put the great Azdarchids of yore to shame.

So yeah! Just a funny lil’ thing about my favorite AUs I like rn.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

That last post reminds me, it’s time for today’s…

Clive Update!

In preparation for the upcoming all-campus fashion show, I have a “banger” of a new announcement from the staff: Naranja-Uva should be introducing new uniform pieces soon!

Let’s sneak a peek at some of this gucci new fashion.

First up, the one you’ve all been waiting for:

✨Skirts✨ 👁️👁️ 💃

That’s right, our new uniform revamp includes skirts, for everyone to slay! We have created a maxi, midi, and mid-thigh variant available (with built-in safety shorts!). Let your skirt-spinning dreams come true!

[A GIF of Clive spinning in the Academy’s new maxi skirt, with a heavy glitter filter and heart stickers applied.]

Next up, a revamp of an outfit favorite:

⛑️🦺Vests🦺⛑️

Thanks to student feedback (“shout out” to Penny, for creating a Goomyle Forms survey!), the staff has learned you find our vests a little… bleh. Perhaps too much “construction worker” and not enough “working it”.

Our old ones will still be available (we see you, Arven!), but our new vests are a more classic argyle knit in an easily pairable neutral tone, still complete with the pockets you all love!

[Another GIF, with a flame effect on the bottom, showing Clive fitting an entire Rotom Phone snugly into his vest’s pocket, followed by a thumbs up.]

Today’s final reveal will be… 🥁

☁️☁️☁️Hoodies☁️☁️☁️

Because serious study doesn’t mean serious stuffiness. Because your casual style can’t be cramped.

The new Naranja-Uva Academy Hoodie is seriously soft, packed with ethically-sourced Wooloo wool. And it comes with lots of elevated touches, from the embroidered school insignia to the mock collar, cuffs, and shirttails. Get hyped!

[A GIF of Penny and Clive, wearing sunglasses and the new hoodies, shoulder to shoulder with arms crossed. They are nodding in confident approval. For some reason, this one looks professionally shot…?]

Look forward to seeing more on the academy website soon about our updated uniform regulations!

¡Vive Naranja y Uva! 🍊🍇🤩🧑‍🎓

[bitchapalooza]

Clavell: Oh what do you kids say these days? "Yas Queen slay"?

Nemona: Put a little twerk into it! Get it, Director Clavell! Yeah!

Arven: Stop! This is a crime against nature itself! Youre currupting him!

Clavell: What is twerking? Is this it? *does a little shimmy with jazz hands*

Nemona: *doubles over in wheezing laughter*

Arven: With all due respect, sir, I am going to have a breakdown if you do not stop—

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

IT IS I! YA GIRL!

Hello, humans and Pokémon alike! I am Clover, a student from Naranja Academy, and Champion-Ranked Trainer! My pronouns are she/her and I'm the main person behind this blog.

And I'm Rotom! He/They pronounzzz for me! I'm Clover'zzz partner in crime and navigator!

Arceus was here too for a while. If it ever appears again you'll probably see text like this

(Made with https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1469769)

I joined Rotomblr so I can share my thoughts and experiences as I explore Paldea, but things kinda snowballed so now I'm just documenting every absurd event that happens in my day-to-day life.

If you have any questions, I'd love to answer them, just send an ask! This post may or may not be edited as time goes on to include more details. Also feel free to ask for a Union Circle/Union Room if you wanna battle or something.

If you wanna read about my party, here's a list of all the fellas I've caught!

And also here's a link to my Pokédex's Master Post.

(OOC/Tag information below)

Pelliper Mail is ON

Musharna Mail is ON

Mystery Gifts are ON

Union Circles are ON, DM this blog or @elpendrive for more information

TAGS:

Arc Tags (Current Arc: Intermission between arcs):

Treasure Hunt Chapter

#treasure hunt: General Paldea adventure shenanigans. From start of journey until the very end of the main story of Pokémon Scarlet.

#victory road: Treasure Hunt posts specific to the Pokémon League's gym circuit.

#path of legends: Treasure Hunt posts specific to the mission to save Arven's Mabosstiff + slay all Titans.

#operation starfall: Treasure Hunt posts specific to the quest to take down Team Star.

#the teal mask: Clover's field trip to Kitakami.

#the way home: Treasure Hunt posts specific to the voyage to Area Zero.

#blueberry exchange program: Posts about the BB League challenge and second voyage down Area Zero.

Hisui Chapter

#hisui arc: That one time Arceus sent Clover like 200 years to the past and asked her to write the first encyclopedia.

"Mystery Inc." Chapter

(crossover with @teamoracle)

#return to kitakami: Clover goes back to Kitakami and engages in shenanigans. Mostly catching the Bloodmoon Beast since Carmine and Kieran aren't there.

Character Tags:

#rotom shenanigans: When Rotom takes over and posts stuff, usually in orange-colored italic text.

#arcposting: The occasional Arceus cameo, much less frequent now that Clover isn't in the past. Usually accompanied by bolded italic blue text.

Other Tags:

#clover responds: Clover responds to asks

#magic anon weekends: Every month's last weekend, an event is hosted in which basically every Magic Anon ask has an actual impact in the story, even if the effects end after said weekend passes.

#pokédex register: Clover's entries for the Hisuian Pokédex.

#legendary pokémon entry: Pokédex entries covering Legendary Pokémon.

#mythical pokémon entry: Pokédex entries covering Mythical Pokémon.

OOC INFORMATION:

Any out-of-character notes/comments will be marked with a //

Sticking close to canon but not too close.

Anyone is welcome to interact, rp blog or not, sentient pokémon or human.

Let us avoid drama! DNI bigots and NSFW blogs.

Magic Anons are open!

During most months' last weekend, I'll be hosting Magic Anon Weekends, in which Magic Anons will be unrestricted until the month is over. Might extend if there's a holiday on friday or monday as well.

Mod @elpendrive is same age as character and uses he/him pronouns.

Previous arcs (Treasure Hunt/Hisui)

[surven-snacks]

me 🤝 you (shipping our paldea mcs with arven) Okay but I love your art /srs.... you draw The Boy perfectly 💕

slay, anon ✨✨✨✨ Thank you so much! I wish you weren't anon so I could see ur posts :( oh well, do what ur comfy with! I support ur mc shipping!! <3

[captain-mommy-issues]

*slays Arven and sees what loot he drops."

Tomato x10

Bread x2

Lettuce x3

Dog x1

Trauma x100

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS FROM VARIOUS DIFFERENT MEDIA

and the reasons why i like them

------

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Noriaki Kakyoin - I just think he's neat

Risotto Nero - he's emo

Kars - HE'S HOT!!!!

Joseph Joestar - goofy as fuck

Josuke Higashikata - he's so silly it's unreal

Leone Abbacchio - depressed alcoholic? that's a favourite character right there

Caesar Zeppeli - I like him :]

Pannacotta Fugo - I think he's an interesting character (also because of phf)

Robert E.O Speedwagon - waifu

Diavolo - pathetic little bitch

Vinegar Doppio - pathetic little meow meow

Guido Mista - he's pretty chill, I like him

Ghiaccio - fuck dude why do I like all the angry ones

N'doul - i saw him and immediately liked him

Narciso Anasui - i could fix him.

Enrico Pucci - birthing hips

Okuyasu Nijimura - love me a dumb bitch

Rohan Kishibe - cunty

Foo Fighters - water

Hot Pants - please step on me

Diego Brando - DINOSAUR!!!

Johnny Joestar - he was really well written! also he looks like a twink

Yasuho Hirose - silly!!!

Josuke Higashikata8 - silly!!!

Santana - silly!!!

Wamuu - big man tits

------

SCOTT PILGRIM

Matthew Patel - pathetic little emo (my favourite breed of man)

Scott Pilgrim - pathetic simp (me too)

Ramona Flowers - please step on me

Lucas Lee - himbo

Knives Chau - Silly!!!

Wallace Wells - he's an icon

Young Neil - Silly!!!

------

STARDEW VALLEY

Sebastian - emo

Elliot - he has nice hair

Abigail - slay queen

Sam - silly!!!

Shane - depressed alcoholic

Krobus - silly!!!

------

OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB

Tamaki Suoh - stupid blond bitch

Haruhi Fujioka - you go girl

Honey - cutie patootie

Mori - love me a good silent type

------

CHAINSAW MAN

Denji - he's so relatable (i want to touch tits too)

Power - CAT LOVER

------

UNDERTALE + DELTARUNE

Kris - non binary icon

Suzie - lesbian icon

Ralsei - icon

sans - haha funny skeleton guy

Papyrus - autistic icon

Flower - the flower

Toriel - love her

Alphys - lesbian icon

Undyne - lesbian icon

Mettaton - gay icon

Grillby - he's HOT (get it?)

Queen - feel like a fem queen

Lancer - an icon

------

POKEMON

Ingo - haha funny train man with no memories

Emmet - haha funny train man

Pierce - emo

Raihan - silly!!!

Leon - silly!!!

Hop - silly!!!

Arven - :(

Melli - stuck up bitch

Adaman - "bisexuals are gonna love this guy"

Irida - silly!!!

Brock - simp

Allister - silly!!!

Jessie - girlboss

James - crossdressing icon

N - long hair

Volo - i HATED this guy at first, then thought "nvm he's cool"

------

OMORI

Kel - silly!!!

Aubrey - auby

Hero - slay king

Mari - yippee!!!

------

DIALTOWN

Randy Jade - pathetic

Phonegingi - GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH

------

DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY'S

Dave - vegas

Jack - i like him

Dee - you go girl

Roger - baby

Harry - i like him

------

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

Glamrock freddy - way to go superstar

Funtime Freddy - same va as diavolo

Michael Afton - Michael Afton

William Afton - JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

------

WELCOME TO DEMON SCHOOL! IRUMA-KUN

Alice Asmodeus - gay icon

Clara Valac - silly!!!

Ameri Azazel - girlboss

Opera - non binary icon

Kalego Naberius - emo

Sabro Sabnock - HE'S GOT SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IT'S GREAT

Lied Shax - silly!!!

Shichiro Balam - gentle giant

General Furfur - same english va as diavolo

[favoritenintendocharacterbracket]

Round 1 is Over, and Round 2 is starting up

In round 2 I'll finally use the polls tag. I should've a long time ago

Here's my breakdown.

N beat Mr. Game & Watch, in a battle themed around Black and White

Ashley beats Alear in a battle of A

Frye beats Ayumi

Cynthia beat Mona

Shy Guy beat Mym. I feel like she'd be more popular if her game was more famous

Acht beats Seliph

Susie beat Akari

Bobby beat Noah. I wonder if Noah would teach Bobby how to be an offseer. Of if he'd offsee...nevermind

Raven Beak beat Yunobo

Yoshi beat Elisanne. I think she'd be secretly happy to have met something so cute

Queen Sonia beat Nemona

The Squirtle Family beats Claude

Lysithea beat Matthew

Midna beat the Miis

Timerra beat Xane

Arven beat Karate Joe

Marina beat Acerola

Starfy beat the Fighting Polygon Team. I'll play his game someday

Dimentio beat Zethia

Isaac beat Prince of Sablé

Daisy beat Inkling

Red beat Commander Tarter

Penn beats Captain Rainbow

Stitches beats Midgardsormr

Marth beats Dimitri. I didn't expect that. Maybe I should've used timeskip Dimitri. Maybe in the losing bracket

Capitalism beats Piracy. Tom Nook wins

Dark Pit beats the Great Sage

Rosalina beats Leif

Agent 8 beats the Ice Climbers

Cragalanche beat Starman

Ashley beats Nedrick

Vaati beats Nia. I hope she lasts longer in the losing bracket

Toadette beat Shulk

Queen Sectonia beat Ephraim

Purple Pikmin beats Mr. Grizz

Celeste beats Laxi

Marina beats Cherry, but it was neck in neck

Zelda (Era of the Wild) beat Edelgard

Twink beats the twink.

Lakitu beat Eirika

Olimar beats the Duck Hunt Dog

Shiver beat Dixie Kong

Ike beat Notte

Lucario beat Teba

Meta Knight slays the Waterwraith. Thank you Meta Knight!

Marx beat Ranzel

Lubba beats Kyle Hyde

Fox beat Melia

R.O.B. beat Soren

Xerneas beat Geno

Alm beats Chelle

Admiral Bobbery beats Chrom

Pearl beat Toadsworth

Mario beat Kumatora

Lucas beat Mineru

Galacta Knight beat Hilda. The Hero of another world beat the Princess of another world

Villager beat DJ Octavio. I wonder if he'd move into his town

Bowser beat Louie, proving to be the better villain despite being less evil

Luigi beat Mallow, proving to be the more popular green

Grovyle the Thief beat Mio

Peach beat Pikachu

Kaepora Gaebora beat Morgan. Morgan loves to learn, but even they probably fell asleep listening to him

The Charmander Family beat Sami

Tulin beat Tia

Zelda (Skyward Sword) beat the Talking Flower

Lucina beat the Happy Mask Salemen. I wonder if she bought anything

Toon Link beat Min Min

Captain Falcon beat Mallow

Penny beat Yveltal

Bandana Waddle Dee beat Oatchi

Daruk beat Lola Pop

Lora beat Cleo

Marie beats Ness. Her fans are very passionite

K.K. Slider beats Ogerpon

Callie beats Pyra

Waluigi beat Penny. He's never met Wario's friend Penny I don't think.

Matt beats Takamaru

Pit beats Purah

Urbosa beat Riju is a family? match up

Porky beat Egil is a niche Nintendo RPG villian match up

Revali beat Takumi in a battle of arrogent wind using archers

Isabelle beats Quan

[arvensimp]

Soldier: Nemona, obvious

Poet: Penny, will slay you with her tongue by doxxing you on Twitter obvy

King: Arven, crowned in thorn and smeared with oil

Are you hearing me??????

[triniteevee]

there’s this japanese poll of “characters women wish to date (2022)” and rika ranked number one

jacq ranked 85th. i’m so proud of him <3 minimal effort maximum slay

steven stone is 77th (his fucking power btw??? he really said idgaf if i didnt appear in any mainline games in 2022 im gonna be on the damn list)

volo is 38th and i saw one of the comments call him a bastard lmao?? but like in an affectionate way i think

arven !! not surprised to see him here but super hype at how high he’s ranked good for him

RIKA SWEEP attention y’all she owns the pokemon company now sorry i dont make the rules

[moonvalecrossing]

Alright, top 3 favorite and least Gym Leaders of Paldea?

Hell yeah Fam lets do this! PROBABLY MORE SCARLET AND VIOLET SPOILERS KIND OF. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. Also unpopular opinions probably! I aint stopping you from liking what you like. Nobody attack me for the following!

Favorites first.

#3. Kofu. I like the colors in his design. I like that he's a friendly old man. I also liked how they used him to introduce a side activity in the game that I might otherwise have completely passed by. Even though I wound up climbing the mountain around Cascarrafa in order to get to the other town he went to because I was scared to cross the desert and run into the part of Arven's quest that was out there. I want to try his cooking.

#2. Grusha. The last gym leader is always supposed to be the strongest and I did not expect to find the Ice Type gym in this slot. Of course, but his point in the game I was a tad over leveled. By this point in the game, even when I was swapping out and training entire teams for a gym/team star/legend battle I was already thinking about what mons I'd take to the elite four and any other endgame stuff so I already had a pretty good party set up. I sorta pulled the rug out from under this cool cucumber's sassy ass. It was absolutely adorable how he was clearly embarrassed when our character asks for a picture with him after earning the badge.

#1. Larry. Larry is we all. All of us are Larry at some point. This man is so tired you guys. He just wants to get his job done. He didn't want to be a gym leader, he's just really good at it so that's his job now. The poor thing is even one of the elite four. How did they manage to make a tired salaryman a pokemon trainer? I don't know but I'm so happy he exists 10/10 I would hang out and share a meal with him when he had some time off.

Honorable mention: Ryme. Her hair is dreadlocks shaped like skeleton parts. She's a rapping old lady and that is rad as FUCK. Yes, queen! SLAY! RAISE THE DEAD. NECROMANCY!! The only thing I didn't like about her design was the fact the people who made her model made her dress so damn tight that you could see her navel through the fabric as well as the damn creases where her thighs meet her abdomen. Not even rapping grandmothers are safe from the male gaze anymore, folks. Every woman wears vacuum sealed plastic in the future.

Now the least favorites! Preface: I don't HATE these characters. Well besides the unlucky duck who's sitting at the top of the #1 slot. I kinda really hate them but we'll get to that. <3

#3. Brassius. PUT DOWN YOUR PITCHFORKS, DID YOU SKIP THAT PARAGRAPH UP THERE JUST NOW? I don't hate him. But... I don't really like him too much either. I want to, don't get me wrong. I'm a sucker for artist characters. I've always considered myself an artist. But... this guy is a lot of what I hate about artist characters. A bit abnormal? The dude was standing on the damn windmill before the battle started and implied he watched us collect those sunflora from all the way up there. He uses the word 'avant-garde' way too much. Also, gonna say it now. His pieces of art aren't that great. He's got like 200 of the same sunflora statue all over Artazon. It's not even that impressive of a statue. Just slightly exaggerated of a regular Sunflora. And whatever that other work is supposed to be... yes, okay sure Brassius is such a skilled artist that his weird thorn ring thing needs to be shown on billboards all over that one city. At least they decided to give the multiple copy pastes of this piece different colors. And then there's the class he joins in during Mr. Hassel's teachings at school. If you pick the wrong emotion when he asks how he was feeling when he made that damn sunflora statue? "No no no... completely and utterly wrong!" Look here you avant-asshole. If there's one thing that really rustles my jimmies its 'artists' who get offended at someone having an incorrect interpretation of your art. You made a mildly constipated looking sunflora statue, not some great piece depicting Arceus mourning over having no choice but sealing Giratina away. Get out of my art class before you spread your bad personality to the younger students. Don't glare at me when those creepy eyebrowless eyes. You look 24 going on 79. Burgh will always be the superior artistic gym leader!

#2. Tulip. Okay, so overall I love this woman's design. Well besides whatever the Kentucky fried fuck is going on with her eyelashes. Like, goddamn woman. Stay away from open flames they might catch fire. How do you hold you eyes open with that much weight on them? However, the design is about all I like about her. We're introduced to her gabbing on her phone. She's not thinking about the gym battle she's about to be challenged to, oh no. She's too busy planning out a makeup line with someone. And this cake-up faced woman has the gall to decide the tagline for this new line of cosmetics should be 'naturally beautiful'. Uh, honey, no. Please do not enforce the idea that 'natural' beauty needs eyeshadow, mascara, lipstick, and the whole nine yards. It's bad enough that women end up trapped in a Schrodinger's Box of being 'slutty' and 'fake' if they wear too much makeup, or looking like a corpse or they're sick if they don't have enough makeup on. When she finally deigns to get off the damn phone she's quick to let you know that being gym leader is just a side gig and that her make focus is all about makeup. She then calls our character cute and says that her ESP training made us all the more beautiful. Woman your challenge was possibly my least favorite of all of the gym challenges. It was obnoxious and all it made me feel was a strong desire to have my Annihilape break your nose. And when we finally beat her? One of the first things she says is that she should take you under her wing before we find our big break somewhere else. You stay away from me, lady. This tube of purple lipstick is all I want in life. Oh, and I hope you trip on your heels when you get back to your absolutely packed schedule. Seriously, don't quit your day job. Quit your side gig. Let me battle someone with a better personality. Also? Ryme's got better taste in makeup than you.

#1. Iono. I hate this child. I hate this child so, so much. Gamefreak did an amazing job of recreating everything I hate about the stereotypic streamer girl persona. LOL SO CUTE AND RANDOM INTRODUCTION? Punny name? Oh, Iunno, looks like it! A weird-ass crazy vtuber design? Hot damn this kid's got it all! It's a good thing she's got simps like Electro King throwing money at her because after she filed her teeth down to get those absurd spikes her dental work must be an absolute nightmare. Like Tulip, Iono is clearly more focused on her job outside of working as a gym leader. She only cares about how many views you can get her. She even says as much before introducing her gym 'challenge'. We can't 'collab' with her unless we play a cheap man's version of where is waldo with some random guy she pulled off the street (who luckily just so happened to be someone we could easily recognize). If we can't get this narcissistic cotton candy brat the views she wants, we'll fail. Were I actually in this universe, my gym challenge would have ended right here because I would have called her out on that shit, walked right out of the gym, filed a complaint with the league, and bought tickets to the furthest away region I could as well as got my legal name changed as soon as I touched down. I'll be carrying my best pokemon on me at all times because there's no way in hell I'm getting jumped by rabid manlets because I called out their waifu. My brother keeps telling me she's a grown ass woman. Yeah, okay. I don't care how many thousands of years old that dragon loli is she looks like a child. The final cherry on this sundae is how she signs off after losing her gym battle. I'm guessing she's supposed to do that heart symbol with her hands as the camera zooms in on it but, unfortunately, her designers decided to give her some bigass sleeves that cover her hands. So in that split second zoom we get, all I saw was the camera zoom in on this child-looking streamer's non-existent boobs. Fantastic and not the least bit unfitting. I bet Electro King had more pokebucks for her after that one. Also she did what I absolutely hate and had an electric type that's immune to ground types because of FUCKING LEVITATE. Fuck. I hate that ability so goddamn much. How dare you make me dislike Mismagius in any way.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[rxmedyfind]

// arven would slay in musicals . jd from he.athers or A.nthony Hope from sw.eeny to.dd ...... he could kill those roles

[hocuscroakus]

Had a Neverhood hyperfixation jumpscare today. Anyway. What if Arven slayed

Bonus: my first time drawing them even though I’ve loved this series for almost 3 years my sons mp3 and jpeg