#as a rare and crack shipper

[birchisnotokay]

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[playawner]

I FUCKING LOVE CRACKSHIPS!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE RAREPAIRS!!!!! DON'T LET PEOPLE DISCOURAGE YOU!!!!!!!!!! THEY AREN'T BAD OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! BE CRINGE FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[forget-me-not-automaton]

SOME of my ships have canon backing but most of them are just pure delusion,,

[princesscallyie]

Okay, quick Genshin post, but me and my sister WON!! Our top wanted characters on the same patch phase. That’s crazy. Anyway, don’t be looking for us tomorrow night cause we about to be on THAT GAME!

Also Itto and Yanfei on the same banner… incheresting…

[inutaffy]

i hate the term "crack ship" genuinely

[alister312]

y’all I’m wondering— at what level do you consider something to be a “rarepair”?? like… what makes something “rare” vs “uncommon” to you?

[medicaldoctordana]

Sometimes I’ll think fandom opinions now are off the cuff then I remember there’s at least one person out there that shipped Bill Scully Jr. And Alex Krycek enough in the 90’s to write a 3 part micro fic about it and I no longer think fandom!now is wild. I actually think we should be taking a page from the history books and doing even more unhinged shit.

[thekarleffect]

One thing i think fandom needs is people shipping crackships rareships noncanon ships, anything other then canon ships.

Now im not saying you cant ship canon ships, but i wish fandoms had more variety

Like lets say A and B, C and D and E and F are canon or most likely gonna be canon, cool.

But yall can switch it up, ship A and E

B and D C and F.

[teafiend]

Let me make a detour from my usual KDrama rare pairs to fangirl scream about this pairing. This show has tropes galore to make a shipper like me go squeeing to high heavens. Love this for me and the show, truly❣️

While not wholly a rare pair as this pairing from the drama itself has a number of high quality FMVs to fangirl over - and the overwhelmingly more popular ship with viewers - and there exists a tiny amount of fics in Korean, on Ao3, the fics (in English) for this pairing is basically non-existent. A sad state of affairs, certainly, but the main female character is generally beloved, and the number of FMVs enough to tide me over for a time, so all in all, this is a very wonderful ship for me to have fun with.

Compared to some of my other rare pairs, this ship is unironically a major, major comfort! There is extremely little frustration to be had although fan content is not in abundance either. A lovely, sexy and peaceful ship 🥰🥹

[darlingace]

y’all ain’t ready for what i have to say (i want to crossover crack ship him with me, ace, and sabo)

[uwudonoodle]

I don't care! I ship it! AMV

If Tumblr had a theme song.

[fuumiku]

Chilcille huh... ngl I was a little suspicious. like why would you do that, huh... hope youre not mischaracterizing anyone in your weird and wacky ship. a little weird. but then you said they both had flat asses and you know what? I salute you and your perfect characterization

The fact you seem to think you managed to not make this ask insulting is baffling. What the hell. Fuck off.

If you actually care to be open minded about the ship, I talk about marchil on my sideblog 24/7. Funnily enough I’m currently 4k words deep into an analysis of their character arc together in canon, but that’ll take some more days to get done. Some notable posts:

Of course without counting the analyses of Chilchuck on his own I’ve made, like my masterpost on his family situation. Or better yet you could also read my fics for them, see how weird and wacky they are here.

Wanna talk about mischaracterisation? They’re literally a comedic duo who interacts 24/7. Marchil is crazy bc ppl are like "did those shipper read with their eyes CLOSED?? They have no chemistry!" Meanwhile canon is like: "She’s obsessed with knowing everything she can about him and she reads him like a book." In her eyes he’s like that extra rare and hard and shiny unlockable dating sim character, that brooding mysterious character trope that’s thrilling to crack open and typically is at the center of the plot. The wife roleplay???? "Hey, did you know his type is blondes. Hey did you know he likes his women pretty and blonde. Hey did you know he likes her hair. Hey did you know that he teases her 24/7 and it’s one of the few things that consistently gets him grinning because he finds her reactions cute." Like a schoolyard bully pulling on the pigtails of the girl he likes.

It’s not like they have any thematic narratives or relevance. It’s not like she’ll live to 1000 and has existential dread about it while he’s logically gonna be her next friend to die at 50 and wether it’s romantic or platonic it’ll terrify her to lose him. It’s not like it’s fear of death x fear of rejection so they’re both obsessed with the thought of loss looming, past and ongoing. It’s not like it’s half-elf x half-foot and there’s an inherent journey that was and still is to dispel prejudices and truly come to see each other. It’s not like he’s painfully real and raw and flawed but still a good man, that he’s not the figure of prince charming that she’s always dreamed of while still being virtuous and worth fighting for. Or you know, her hair being golden and it being the epitome of beauty to him, and his hair turning silver and it being Marcille’s worst nightmare.

Just a weird wacky ship who means nothing but shallow things to people who have weirdo reasons for liking it. Like can you not. If you’re not imaginative enough to think of reasons why this ship may have an appealing dynamic that’s not my issue. But yes, yes, they’re both flat asses to me, thanks.

[ihateryomensukuna]

Is anyone else not really a shipper, but when they do ship, they end up liking crack ships or rare pairs???

My crack ships/rare pair for JJK is TojiKuna and YujiMaki… 😭 listen I don’t want any trouble! I just want someone out there to understand me!

[unkipt]

so @agenderedmoss and i got talking about what would happen in the world falling universe if social media existed and these were our main take aways:

enderian would have so many simps, and perix would have a folder of enderian edits on her phone

some poor employee would show enderian the edits and ended up getting a promotion for being brave enough to do so

people would either love or hate fable purely because he was with isla and they weren't

there would be arguments between shippers and brother truthers for end duo but also simps for centross

athena would run a sir morningstar fan account under their actual name but no one would bring it up

easton would run a conspiracy theory channel with the biggest one being that icarus is actually the lost prince

icarus would also make up theories for fun but anonymously and would fight easton over who had the better ones

icarus, along with most of the kingdom, would actually question is they were the lost prince for a second to the point of fable having to make a formal announcement

jamie and centross would communicate with each other through memes while also being the biggest ghae shippers

caspian lowkey started the ghae rumours because he has a crush

rae is basically a cryptid because he's rarely seen in photos and all the info people have about him sounds fake

we also decided that i am apparently in this universe and that i would vague post things that sound insane and impossible but always come true, like some sort of prophet that speaks through memes (lowkey this version of me would vibe with easton)

theres a few more that are technically spoilers lol but this whole thing is entirely crack and i love it

also a couple of these are world falling specific but a lot of them i think would fit with canon too which is great (but like, thats just the fandom tbh)

[butterkofiinthemorning]

Other crack ships I like (Spoilers)

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Again, this is for my entertainment only, I'm really a shipper at heart but I do separate things from canon to fanon, so the actual characters will not be muddled or misinterpreted with how they are characterized or presented by the author.

Cithis x Pattadol

My crack ship that's been rising since I saw some few fanarts from pixiv. Kinda cute school pres x delinquent kind of vibe.

Toshiro x Rinsha

The one sided bonding couple. Probably. This is really a rare ship for me.

Flamela is damn funny and beautiful by the way.

I laughed so hard - Mr. Tansu or Tance kicked Flamela, thus the trio bonding over the pit.

[zees-hat]

whats ur fav ships and why !!!!!!!!!!!!!

u just unleashed my insanity.

heads up im picky about ships and am not too big on multishipping BUT NOT CRAPPING ON MULTISHIPPERS YOU GUYS ARE COOL i like seeing the art and stuff :3 🫶🏻🫶🏻

will start with og and then reboot cuz YIPPEEEEE

OG

Alenoah like ough they’re LITERALLY enemies to lovers fuck yeah the chemistry is great and the ANGST possibilities omg

GWOURTNEYYY omg they are so cute and the energy was there i swear. love that trope though like two ex girlfriends dating EACH OTHER LIKE FUCK YEAH

Ozzy because like they’re literally adorable and izzy is insane i love her. the world tour song owen sang about her is stuck in my brain 😭

Lyler. ohhhhh my god the cuties ever. Yall stay with me here when i say I HC THEM AS T4T LIKE FUCK YEAH ‼️‼️

Lesharold is cute but man it’s been ROUGHHH in world tour they’re sillies tho :3

Gidgette?? i swear that sounds so wrong for some reason but like whatevs 😞 they’re cute in season 1 but man they gotta work things OUT rn

Djuncan. holy SHIT i literally just learned about this ship TODAY and its already in my damn brain like not even kidding theyre real to me like the opposites attract is GIVINGGGGG

REBOOT

Rajbow OBVI like omg THEYRE SO CUTE :(( they literally light up when they see each other istg I WANNA SQUISH THEM AND PUT THEM IN A JAR

Damiwayne bc OOOOH THEY SNUCK UP ON ME A LONG TIME AGO. i used to be a juliayne shipper like right when i first started watching reboot but like changed my mind real fast 😭

Mkulia and oh my GOD i swear if they aren’t canon if there’s a season three there will be RIOTS i tell you, RIOTS. the villain gfs ever

Ripaxel i used to hate so so much but they GREW on me like GOT ME BY THE THROAT ripper is so pathetic and i love him, girlboss x actual loser

Chazee is where it gets more rare like this is such a crack ship but in an /srs way theyre GAYYYY i would write oneshots about them

Sillie. if u dont know its scary girl x millie now like this IS A RAREPAIR BUT LIKE HEAR ME OUT OKAY like girlfriend who does research x girlfriend who is an insane creature like do u guys get the vision 🙏

Nichemma oh my god they’re so cutesy i love them SO MUCH another rarepair but aaaaahhh i like it!! nichelle would be so much better for her i swear

thats all i got ‼️🫶🏻