#as in mario and luigi won't be voiced by the same person

[multicolour-ink]

GameXplain reached out to Nintendo and they have confirmed that Mario and Luigi have new voice actors (note actors plural) in Super Mario Bros Wonder.

However they are not revealing them and instead we have to wait until the end credits.

[lizaluvsthis]

A Chamber of Burning Souls - Chapter 1

Fanfic Written and Illustrated by @lizaluvsthis

Idea of creation by @itsajjanea

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Summary: It's Prom and everyone is invited to celebrate at Square Plaza, having no partners left to find. SMG4 and SMG3 both paired together.

With Four having no experience of what Prom is at all, he happens to find himself binded with his ex rival filled with complicated thoughts.

Tags: Friends to Lovers, Sun and Moon, fluff, romance, drama, hurt/comfort, angst, gay fruits are real, LOVE IS IN THE AIR YALL

Relationships:

SMG4/SMG3

Mario & Meggy Spletzer

Meggy & SMG4

Mario & SMG4

Mario & SMG3

Meggy/Tari

Luigi/Bowser

Mario/Spaghetti¿

Bob & Mario

Chapter: 1 - A Night Bring Out

thus the sun has continued to set from the horizon as four is calmly watching the view afar, the cold breeze blew through his hair sitting outside.

"SMG4?" Mario called his bestfriend, seeing him sitting on a chair admiring the view. Mario snuck behind him, distracted "still having those gay thoughts?" He chuckled, making four bounce from his chair with a light scare from the fat italian.

"N-No I'm not!" He brushed off the dirt from his blue colored suit. Man does he love how his formal attire looked, where he can move freely and relaxed.

"You sureee????" "Yes I am." He looked away from Mario with a light pink faded blush surrounding his face. "Have you uhh found a partner?" SMG4 looked at Mario.

"I'm with bob, he said his girlfriend can't attend" "what about the others?" "Hmmmmmm" Mario did his best to remember the pairings from his team.

"Meggy is in pairs with Tari, Saiko is with Kaizo since they're both hosting a side played oncore songs, Boopkins is- he's with his waifu bed, Chris with Swag, Melony is just- sleeping-" figures. Melony is always too tired whenever she's awake, but for some reason- it feels like he won't be getting in partners with anyone else...

"Andd uhhh for Luigi- luigi is-" SMG4 shot a glance of the familiar green colored signature and ran. "Hey! SMG4?" Mario saw Four rush out of there and got back from the room to talk to luigi.

"Hey! Luigi..." "wah? SMG4? What is it?" "Do you want to be partners with me for prom?" Luigi eye-d to another side and furrowed his eyes giving him a smile. "Oh- uh- sorry SMG4 I'm already left partners with someone..."

"Oh come on! I bet I can still be as good as that partner this is bullsh-t!" SMG4 cursed out loud, hearing something approach to him was a giant... lizard-?

"Ahe- ahem!" SMG4 gulped looking upwards to reveal, it was bowser out of all people. He was tossed by a massive force by bowser across the room, with no one to notice.

"Ow..." his back couldn't move after cracking a wall. "SMG4! Are you okay?!" The voice sounded nothing like Mario, a man reached out a hand to help him get up.

"Yes I'm..." He paused, looking up to see the person. SMG3... his former ex rival... a 'friend'... is there to attend the prom as well.

He stared at his face for a moment, and boy how he felt something inside him flutter and beat. "I'm alright..." He finally gave him a reply, getting back up from the floor acting like nothing happened.

"You got yourself tossed in that room dude- you sure you're alright?" SMG4 felt distracted by looking at his 'friend' from top to bottom.

He had his hair up in a bun, (honestly- when did he missed out the part he had long hair?) His looks are still the same but it came out more handsome than the last time he saw him without a hat on, his dark purple silk suit that the light reflects on the shades, he was wearing a different gloves that has the usual roman numeral but with white color text with black gloves filled.

His magenta necktie, his long black pants, shining clean black shoes that exposed from his view. Since WHEN did SMG3 became this more of a neat character to get so- well dressed...?

Or its just four not knowing how fashion works-

"Yeah I'm hurt a little bit but I'll be fine-" he gave him a nervous chuckle, not wanting three to feel worried of him. SMG3 wanted to speak about this but he didn't find the urge to do so. Now that his soft spot might reveal a bit too much.

"You got invited too huh?" SMG3 nodded. "I uhh- couldn't find a decent partner to pair up with... not even when I enjoy less party talks yet I still come here..." He looked at the other of the members who are currently talking with the other people.

"You haven't- found a pair yet?" SMG4 asked again, he wondered why Three even came here despite knowing that he hates occassional events except for evil villain anniversaries or such as getting paid.

But for just this time, he attended anyway. "No I haven't... thats why I'm asking several of the people here- but they all already found one..." SMG3 hugged his stomach, the felt of discomfort attempting on asking for someone to be his partner and didn't work out too well when you're bad at talking in public.

More as of being socially awkward to people that gave out his anxiety... but to SMG4 however, he felt safe to be around with yet he wasnt even sure why.

His ex rival just felt too safe to be with, he didnt have complains for that. It felt nice...

Because he'd never felt needed by any other people from his life...

SMG4 is unsure at this state he's on with, he struggled and hesitated to put out the words of apologizing. He wasn't used to this type of sensitive talk.

"I also haven't found mine yet-" he started to stare at those red crimson eyes... "do you... want to be partners with me instead?" Out of the ordinary, SMG3's face lit up after hearing SMG4 say that.

Did he just hear this right. Is it actually true that Four is asking him out to be his... his... HIS... he turned red second by second.

"I-I uhh... Yeah sure whatever- just try not to mess things up- you baka..." the blue held out his hand for three to grab on, as four smiled still with three on being a tsundere. It never gets old.

Three accepted, embracing his left hand with four colliding in. With now both fingers interlocked, that was purposely done by SMG4.

"Dude- are you TRYING to make things look even more gayer?" SMG3 looked down at both of the hands then back to the man himself.

"Just- incase..." SMG4 pouted, he couldn't come up with a reason. He did this on purpose and he'd been making it a bit more awkward with this between just him and three.

The chattering went low as the host made his way out of the door and welcomed everyone.

"Welcome to the square plaza everyone! We are so excited to gather you all for our occasional prom! Now go out there and get yourself started!"

He offered to everyone by stepping aside from the open door, being a gentleman to let everyone inside.

"Well... here it goes..." SMG4 walked forward as Three followed a few steps near, little did four know is that Three kept glancing at their interlocked hands together thinking the forms of something special...

Something... something that also made SMG4 feel the same but more tensed...

SMG4 couldn't process much of the things that are currently happening to him right now. Why has this have to go very wrong yet right at the same time? Why did he have to come even tho he didn't want to?

He'd started to overthink with all of his actions that he had made. In regret...

(Why did I even came here... I should've stayed at the castle...) He clinched the hand even tighter, holding Three's.

But it had made him thought, for any other reasons it somehow made him feel glad that he was there.

"Good evening everyone! We are all gathered here for a special event- aka prom." The other host guestured their hand with the obvious sign.

"The dance will begin at 7pm, just to say you can go talk to any other people here or have some snacks while everyone enjoys their stay!" The microphone turns off, entering a soothing audio played in the background.

-A Night To Remember by beabadoobee & Laufey-

The man in purple looked at the sparkling chandelier placed right on top of the ceiling the lights that glimmered through the glass.

Swore I'd seen you before

Within the atmosphere flowing through the colors of pink, red, and purple. Mixtures of blue, the colors fading through the room.

Watched you walk through the door

The beam of light, shining across Four's face with an escape of the light. Reflecting through his blue colored eyes that took notice of the red ones.

Somethin' in your eye

Reminded me of somebody I used to know

Damn... SMG4 looked glorious... he hated that...

Three's eyes happen to gaze upon to Four's with the room surrounded by the soft sounds, they both met each others eyes.

You touched my back

I took your hand

Somethin' from your touch felt shockingly familiar

He didn't know what that feeling was, it just felt right for him to do. If this would only be only focused to him, where would his thoughts go?

And I swore I'd seen you before

Oh, I swore I'd seen you before...

They both felt so lost, but being there together with him?

Underneath the sheets

You enchanted me

And whispered sweet nothings in my ear

It felt romantic...

I shivered beneath you

All wrapped up in embers

It was a night... to remem-

"Is it just me or are you both staring goo goo eyes at each other thats super gay-" The fat italian called them both out ruinimg their silence.

"SHUT UP YOU ASS" SMG3 looked at Mario annoyed, he who had ruined their moment. "We're not gay!" SMG4 cried out loud, with the crowd bringing their attention from his scream. He smiled to fill out the apology trying his best not to disrupt them.

SMG4 turned his head back to Mario and eyed Three. "It seemed like it-" he shrugged his shoulder, drinking an orange juice from the cup.

"Look you idiot- I came here to get over with the party. I'm not saying I'm a party pooper in this, I was only trying to..." he gave a pregnant pause after realizing that he had almost revealed his words to him.

"To- uh- not miss out on the occassions and stuff..." his eyes darted towards Mario after he shot up his eyes with Four.

He checked the time...

6:55 pm

Almost seven o-clock before the dance begins, and just being in there with him... it felt like time passes by too quickly by seconds...

"Oh! I think I should go now- Mario wishes you two gay boys goodluck!" He puts a thumbs up to the both of them and headed to Bob's direction.

The two looked at each other in disbelief, had they both been staring too long? Did the song dragged them away into this...?

How can this be?

SMG4 is unsure, he was too scared about this feeling. Little does he know is that Three also scattered with the same thing as well...

End of Chapter 1...

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Previous Chapter - Prologue

Next Chapter - Sway me More [PENDING...]

[peaches2217]

◉ - For your Mareach parents scenario, how soon after the baby’s born does Toadsworth get there? Is he in the room? I need to know cause “Papa” in the most recent headcanon made me CRY

I am SO happy people enjoy reading my unhinged headcanons as much as I enjoy writing them, I'm having so much fun 😭

Long post incoming, because y'all know by now I'm feral about this topic.

In the interest of keeping her comfortable (or at least less stressed, there’s not really any getting comfortable when you’re in labor), the nurses just set up shop in Peach and Mario’s room. Initially, Toadsworth stations himself outside of their door in an effort to shoo away meddlesome inquirers, because Toads are far too nosy for creatures without noses and their queen is having a baby so of course there's crowds forming. And he won't stand for that! There's a drawing room separating the bedroom from the hall, so you can't really hear anything going on inside, but just the thought of all those prying ears upsets him. Doesn't his little girl deserve some privacy?

And that goes on for a few hours, up to the point where he's wielding his cane like a baseball bat, until he swears he hears her scream. It's brief and muffled and he can't be entirely sure he didn't just imagine it, because no one else seems to have heard it, but that does him in. He promptly joins the dozens of other Toads pressing their faces against the door in a bid to make sense of what's happening.

("I feared she might be in a great deal of pain," he tries to justify to Daisy, who's immensely annoyed when she opens the drawing room door from the inside and Toadsworth is among the first to tumble to the floor. "She was," she tells him bluntly. Spoiler: that doesn't make him feel any better.)

You know how Toadsworth was the first person Peach told about her pregnancy? He's also the first one that wasn't in the room at the time who gets to meet the new baby. (Yes, even before Luigi! Only by a few minutes though, mind you.) He's almost immediately overwhelmed with conflicting emotions when he steps inside, because she looks so exhausted, and his heart hurts for her. But she still smiles the moment she sees him, and Mario is right at her side beaming brightly, and there's this little bundle of white blankets in her arms—

"This is your grandpa," she coos softly to her new daughter, carefully handing her off to Toadsworth.

He looks at this tiny little thing with dark hair and a button nose and he can't help but remember the day Peach was born. Though he was never intended to become her surrogate father, he knew from the moment he first saw her that he would die for her. And he realizes immediately that he'd do the exact same for this tiny human in his arms, because this is his little girl's little girl, and he loves them both more than any material possession in the world.

"Papa," Peach whispers not even ten minutes later. Mario's introducing his daughter to her uncles a few feet away, and she’s been watching them while Toadsworth has been fluffing her pillows and ensuring she has an adequate amount of blankets. Her eyes are puffy and heavy, and her voice is weak, but she looks blissfully content.

Toadsworth pats her hand. "You get some rest, my dear," he tells her. "I'll be right here should you need me." She nods and closes her eyes, gently squeezing his hand back, and Toadsworth pulls the blankets up to her chin as she dozes off. That was always how she preferred to be tucked in when she was a child.

[giantwiggler]

What is your prediction for the roster of the next Mario Kart game? I've seen a lot of people saying characters like the koopalings, dlc characters, lakitu, and metal mario/pink gold peach won't be playable. I disagree with all of it. The next Mario Kart should have a bigger roster because its the newest addition to the series. I think some characters like cat peach and tanooki mario would be better as skins so hopefully they add skins. They could take a lot of them from tour if they don't want to make new designs. It's pretty ridiculous how people say the koopalings don't deserve to be in Mario Kart when they've been a part of main line mario games for a very long time. They deserve it more than some other characters. Someone seriously told me they all looked the same and were like the same character. Everyone can clearly see they all have different appearances, personalities, and voices. Even their stats are different. It's like saying luigi shouldn't be playable because he's "the same" as mario. I think all the dlc characters deserve to be in the next game too. It would be sad if wiggler, kamek, and pauline weren't in the game. Being able to play as lakitu is so cool since he's always the one counting down the race. A lot of people complain about the Mario Kart 7 roster but I like it a lot for the unique choices for new characters. Metal mario is too cool to not be in the game. I wouldn't care if they didn't bring back pink gold peach but she would be a cool peach skin. Skins changing the stats slightly would be an interesting feature. For new characters I think they'll add Prince Florian, a character from the next 3d mario game, hammer bro, monty mole, maybe goomba or chain chomp that would be funny, nabbit, I'm hoping for a pianta but that's not going to happen, toadsworth so people stop saying he's dead, and stella from the peach game. I know some of these are already in tour. They should make the paratroopa from double dash a skin for koopa. So what do you think?

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Luigi: One time, SMG4 and SMG3 were having a heated argument in the RV, and 3 took 4's tape out of the player and smashed it against the floor in rage.

Luigi: Then 4 looked him dead in the eye, pulled out a second copy of that same tape, and put it back in the player.

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Cody: I have a bad feeling about this...

Lil Coding: What do you mean?

Cody: Don't you ever get that little voice in your mind that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Lil Coding: No?

Cody: That actually explains so much.

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Manifest: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Emulator: I'm trying to remember Forum's height..

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CPU: On a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how much am I going to despise this plan of yours?

Abyssal: I’d say a solid 85.

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Umbra: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice?

Umbra: Can you reach comfortably for the cuppboards?

CPU: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Buffer: It was one time! And I'm not short!

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SMG4: I trust Mario.

SMG3: You think he knows what he's doing?

SMG4: I wouldn't go that far.

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Saiko, fuming: YOU BRIBED HER TO CHEAT ME ON THE GAME!

Bob, calmly setting desserts aside: You call it 'bribing', I call it 'gastrodiplomacy.'

Lily, chewing on a dessert: Look I just wanted extra dessert, ok?

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Tari: Looks like a hawk...

Saiko: No, a peregrine falcon.

Shroomy: One attacked me as a small child.

Tari: That’s horrifying!

Shroomy, smiling calmly: It did not win.

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Bob: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

Meggy: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

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Lil Coding: Which country has the most birds? Portu-geese!

Cody: That's a language.

Lil Coding: Portu-gull..?

Elanore: Nice recovery!

Plurality: I think you mean nice re-dovery.

Lil Coding: TURKEY! HOW DID I MISS TURKEY?

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Tulip: Do you have a favorite?

Juliano: I care about you all equally.

Mario, whispering: Blink if it's me.

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*An invention of hers went haywire..*

Tulip: Time for plan G!

SMG10: Don’t you mean plan B?

Tulip: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ava: What about plan D?

Tulio: Plan D was that desperate shutdown attempt half an hour ago.

Mia: What about plan E?

Tulip: I’m hoping not to use it. Leo's hairpin gets smashed in plan E.

Tyrus: ...I like plan E.

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Umbra: You're bound by a Medical Oath! You can't kill me!

Vitality: That solely depends if I took the oath.

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Elanore: How are you doing?

Plurality: Well, I'm breathing.

Elanore: Setting the bar low, huh?

Plurality: Yeah, well, it’s better than Root.

Root, having a panic attack: I'm gonna kill you.

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Meggy: I dare you-

Luigi, pulling Mario away: He isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Mario: Apparently I have no regard for my personal safety.

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Nimbus: Why are your tongues purple?

SMG8: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

SMG9: I had a red one.

Nimbus: Oh! ... OH.

Tama: You drank each others slushies?

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Overseer, under his breath as Abyssal is pinning him: I want to kiss you.

Abyssal, not paying attention: What?

Overseer, panicking: I said if you die, I won't miss you!

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SMG4: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

Lil Coding: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.

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Lily: Can you pass the salt?

SMG3: What’s the magic word?

Lily: Or else!

SMG3: *smiles proudly* Atta girl.

Domain: What are you teaching her?

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*The Kids trying to help Tama warm up to them*

Tama, giggling: The floor is lava!

Plurality:  *helps Elanore onto a bench*

Lily:  *kicks Lil Coding off a table*

Sage: As you can see, we know two types of people.

[fallen-gabrielle]

The Mario movie review (spoilers)

I want to talk about the movie because I really liked it! So spoilers below!

First of all, I watched the movie in french, so I won't talk about the VA's performances, it's strictly about the story and characterization.

In general

The plot is pretty generic, nothing too mindblowing nor revolutionary. What did you expect for an origin movie about a very famous video game franchise ? Honestly it was extremely fun to watch it, there was a lot of references that didn't feel too shoehorned in. People who don't know shit about the franchise can still enjoy the movie as much as people who are avid fans of it. And that's a big good point for the movie. Because it wasn't done for the fans... well, maybe that was the case but everyone else can still have good times watching it!

My 7 years old inner self almost got a panic attack for the underwater scene, BECAUSE OF THAT GODDAMN FUCKING EEL, MAN. I got TRAUMATIZED of that thing back in Super Mario 64 and in the theatre i was like "is that the eel? that's gotta be the damn eel, isn't it?" AND BOY I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. I loved it and hated it at the same time, you know what I mean? I liked how they intergrated the nightmare™ in the movie, but I still hate that thing.

When Luigi landed in the dark land (or whatever its name is in english), I was expecting a few boos. It was still a kinda scary scene with the dry bones all over the place, if I was a child I know this would have terrified me to my core. Still not over the fucking eel.

I think I never fangirled so much than during the kart making scene. I don't know why, I'm really not a big fan of vehicles and engines in general, but this scene? Seeing the karts being personalized was such a god tier moment for me, idk I just loved it! Then you have Toad with the biggest ass kart ever xD

They were quite vague about Peach's origin story, they're probably keeping it for a sequel, but it seems she is from the same world as Mario. Either way, it's a nice explaination as to why a human woman is ruling the Mushroom Kingdom full of Toads. The movie ended nicely, without too much sequel baiting, because as a standalone movie it's really fine if Nintendo won't make another one.

If I have to say one negative about the movie storywise, it's that no one dropped a penguin over the cliff, biggest disappointment of my life. My day is ruined 😂

The characters

I'll start with the cameos because people have a tendency to forget them. And I want to keep the best for last. Nice to see Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong in the crowd, they weren't forgotten by the writers! King Bob-Omb and King Boo were also cameos during the wedding scene, it was awesome. I freaking LOVED the blue shell koopa, he was such a fucking maniac, down for murder and completely insane. AND THEN HE DID THE THING!!! You know what I'm talking about, he went full kamikaze mode and was like "I'll take you down with me", best highlight of the movie (that was not about the brothers. more about them later). The luma was such a mood. His childlike voice saying the most disturbing things was hilarious xD Same, bro, same. Toad was... well he was just there. I liked his adventurous/brave personality.

I loved Peach, she was great. Both cute and badass as well as down to heart character. Liked how she was like "nobody gets it right the first time", nice reference to the video games (i also felt personally attacked by this statement, cuz i can suck at video games sometimes xD). She was grace, she was gentle, she was a true princess. Also, I liked how they didn't force too much romance between her and Mario. I mean sure, they are each other's love interest in canon so I wouldn't be mad if they have romantic moments in a possible sequel, but the movie didn't focus on that.

Bowser was truely funny. And menacing. It's the kind of characters who can do both and that's why we all love him. Loved all of his facial expressions. It was a blast everytime he was on screen. I don't know what else to say about him, he was such entertaining. His little musical number was 10/10.

Donky Kong was cool. I loved his interactons with Mario, worst enemies at first sight, and I liked how the writers kept their antigonistic relationship because duh, DK was Mario's first enemy. Liked how they almost had a bonding moment for having disappointed dads. But nope, DK was too prideful to admit he could relate to the guy who beat him xD

And now, make way for the best part of the movie: the brothers.

You have NO IDEA how much I loved them. They were so wholesome and protective of each others, it's so heartwarming, guys. Everything about them was ✨perfection✨. I knew they were going to get separated while watching the first trailer and still got shocked to see it happening in the second trailer. I don't know why. It was going to be expected. So going in the movie, I was waiting for this moment again, because with more build up to it I knew it would break me. And it did. Mainly with that one line : "Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together." Man. Fucking man. That line DESTROYED me.

The bros are protective of each other and it's everything I wanted to see onscreen. I can be a heartless bitch sometimes, but I'm extremely emotional when I see fictional brothers and sisters having wholesome moments between them. It's everything for me. Mario defending Luigi everytime was awesome. During the worksite scene, Mario was opening the way for Luigi and that's adorable as fuck, man. He knows Luigi can't jump or do parkour so he makes sure Luigi can still follow him. Love love love love!!!!!! Then you have the disappointed dad. Telling Mario that he's bringing down his brother with him. Mario goes sulking in his room, thinking he's made a mistake or a bad decision. AND THEN Luigi comes into the room reassuring Mario it's not the case. Amazing. Emotional support bro for the win.

Luigi saying that Mario is the best guy in the world is so great to me. He loves deeply his big brother and I'm just sobbing softly in my corner thinking about them. I cried like a baby watching them reuniting, I am not joking. Their hug was everything. AND THEN!!!! LUIGI COMES IN THE WAY OF BOWSER'S FLAMES TO SAVE HIS BIG BRO AND THROWS THE LINE™ BACK AT MARIO, I JUST- I CAN'T- I- !!!!!!

Everything about them was amazing. Their relationship was cute, wholesome, heartwarming, so pure... A lot of people arleady talked about them in details so I feel like i would repeat what has already been said. The Mario brothers were extremely sweet to watch from the beginning to the end. That was the best part of the movie: their relationship. Brothers loving each other is important to see onscreen. Fraternal love is a beatiful love that needs more attention from the medias.

To conclude, the movie was great, the characters awesome and the worldbuilding was perfect.

[theoncomingdoo-dah]

current wip list!

(mulifandom/slightly nsfw)

11/Rose

Doctor Who

no name for this one yet, heavily inspired by a conversation with one of my partners.

dorks being dorks

trying on hats, outfits, playing around in the TARDIS wardrobe

Rose ends up with the Doctor's stetson hat.

"You do know what it means when you wear someone else's cowboy hat, don't you?"

"Well, it means the person who owns the hat, owns you."

Mario/Peach

...The Mario movie obvs

(this won't be NSFW, just fluffy)

>Mario is on a lunch break.

>Luigi is too. But he's somewhere else in the castle. (background bowluigi real?)

>Mario wasn't expecting to see Peach in the kitchen and was going to grab something out of the fridge. But he's not at all upset that she's there. He's happy to see her!

>Peach is happy to see him too, she's baking a cake!

>Mario is gonna teach Peach to make cannolis and he talks about his family (and brother and yes they mention Luigi being kinda distant and wandering off in the castle. background bowluigi more than likely REAL)

(don't worship me, I'd make a terrible god)

Nine/Rose

Doctor Who

Really fluffy smut with established Ninerose. And someone figures out he has a praise kink~~

John/Cortana

Halo

Things between John and Cortana are seeming to escalate. They've become partners, on and off the battlefield.

And since neither of them can touch the other, it's mostly been just flirting and teasing. (Mostly on Cortanas part.) and while the Chief isn't bothered, most of the time, things are starting to get a bit urgent.

When he thinks he's alone one night, he tries to tend to himself before getting interrupted by a cheeky little hologram next to his bunk.

She's not bothered, but has an idea.

Through the neural link, the one in which she can control his actions, she attempts to control what his hands are doing. But in the process they realize that while using the neural link, she can feel what he's feeling.

Which makes things harder to control, but may urge on John's more mischievous side.

Timepetals

Doctor Who

(literal translation: Your Heat. Based on a song of the same name)

So the fic could be in the form of journal entries from Rose's perspective. But they're more like letters to the Doctor. 

Basically how she's been thinking about him alot, reminiscing. She mentions John and how they're getting on. 

How they start dating after things were awkward for a bit.

How they eventually get married. 

How they're gonna try for a kid.

How it fails.

And fails.

...and fails.

Then they find out that John is dying. And she isn't aging. 

And how she hates him (the Doctor) and what he did. But she really doesn't and it hurts that she can't. 

12/Rose

Doctor Who

After regeneration the (12th) Doctor begins to notice that Rose is looking at him…differently.

He's not sure what to think of it at first, but insecurities (and a mid life crisis) eventually convince him that maybe Rose isn't attracted to him anymore.

The thoughts stick with him until one night (after a rigorous adventure) Rose falls asleep in the jump-seat. He makes to placing his coat on his companion's shoulders, but when a finger grazes Rose's skin and he gets a quick peek into her thoughts,

He sees a glimpse into Rose's thoughts, and sees that she's definitely still attracted to him, but hasn't voiced it.

And when he eventually gets his chance, he'll get to remind his beloved that she's married to a literal mind reader, and he's more than willing to make those dreams into reality.

Nine

Doctor Who

Post Parting of Ways but in the worst of ways.

Rose doesn't come back. But the TARDIS does.

The Doctor runs from the Game Station and flips the switch. Leaving his greatest nemesis and his new companion behind.

The only question is.

What now?

JackNineRose

Doctor Who

it involves alien drugs and they're all partaking in them. Gonna have to think of name and what exactly it does.

(maybe it's an aphrodisiac?)

Either way, Jack is the one procures them, Rose is curious, the Doctor is wary (seems he's aware of the drug and it's effects. )

At this point in their "relationship", Jack and Rose are further along. (they're at least kissing)

But it's Jack's goal to get Nine and Rose together. (He wants to see them happy together! And they're both pussyfooting around and won't just admit they love each other!)

So Jack gives them a bit of *encouragement*.

Stardust when smoked there's glittery specks in the smoke and when you take it orally, it can cause the sweat to be glittery.

Like you look like you went to rave, and you're covered in the glitter.

11/Rose

Doctor Who

Currently working on this one! 11 ends up finding out that he's keen to try bondage. And Rose obliges.

Vincent/Rin

Catherine

first time shenanigans?

rin does way too much research?

vincent has watched gay porn before?

I make rin like the perfect combination between innocent and overly curious?

but mostly cute like he's REALLY cute?

it's overwhelming for the boy. 

I mean Vincent

he's not the best at topping but he'll give it a go

Wicked Game

12/Rose

Doctor Who

12rose song fic. 

Involves dancing and listening to a playlist of.songs (have to make the playlist!)

things get spicy after they kiss a bunch but they take their time with each other. It's a very shaky and hesitant experience. (maybe even their first time (in this incarnation at least?)

And basically this fic plays around with the whole "twelve doesn't like to be vulnerable or touched and that's why he tops" kinda fic

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Sex appeal of Mario Powerups

@silverthetranshog @autismjpeg @noelledeltarune

Scaling: 0/10 means no change, 10/10 is extremely pleasurable, and -10/10 is extremely unpleasurable.

Bee Mushroom - there are no clouds flowers or honeycombs in sex, and flying won't be of much use either. 1/10

Big Mushroom - Makes Mario much bigger, probably worse for having sex with normal sized people. -5/10

Blimp Fruit is a Yoshi Powerup

Blue Shell - Going into shell mode is probably harder, but it does have a lot of holes. -2/10

Boo Mushroom - Being able to turn intangible is extremely useful. 8/10

Boomerang Flower - Boomerangs add nothing to the table that wasn't already there. 0/10

Boost Star - What does this even do?? Is it an interactive porno?? ???/10

Bulb Berry is a Yoshi Powerup

Bull Pot is a Wario Powerup

Bullet Bill Mask - Self explanatory 0/10

Buzzy Shell - Self explanatory 0/10

Cannon Box - 1/10, if only for the fact cannon balls could somehow be used in sex

Cape Feather - 3/10 for versatility

Carrot - 5/10 if you are a furry, 2/10 for non furries

Cloud Flower - No specific use but experience would be improved overall, 3/10

Coin Box - Who wants coins all over the place?? -9/10

Coin Rush Star - Self explanatory 0/10

Dash Pepper is a Yoshi Powerup

Double Cherry - Very easy 10/10

Dragon Crystal is a Wario Powerup

Dragon Pot is a Wario Powerup

Dry Bones Shell - Would have given a 0/10 if not for the ability to turn into bones. 1/10

Eagle Statue is a Wario Powerup

Fire Flower - Is controllable, so -3/10.

Frog Suit - 1/10 just for not being very useful

Garlic Bottle is a Wario Powerup

Garlic Pot is a Wario Powerup

Giga Cat Mario - Its those fetishes where one person is super big and also in a fur suit. 9/10

Gold Block - Same as Coin Box, -9/10

Gold Flower - -10/10 what if you kill someone

Goomba Mask - 0/10 or -10/10 depending on who it is

Goomba's Shoe - 1/10 It's just a shoe

Hammer - -10/10 its not even controllable you are bound to kill everybody

Hammer Suit - -5/10 at least you can control this one

Ice Flower - I can see legitimate use for this, so 7/10

Ice Skate - 0/10

Invincibility Bell, Leaf, and Mushroom - Another 0/10 or -10/10 depending on who it is

Jet Pot is a Wario Powerup

Light Box - -3/10, light doesn't do too much and would block your vision

Lucky Bell - 8/10 for the extra Ground Pound

Luigi's Cap - Subjective/10

Mario's Cap - Subjective/10

Master Sword - Subjective/10

Mega Mushroom and Star - Similar to Giga Cat Bell but to a lesser extent, 7/10

Metal Cap - I'm going to go out on a limb and say 6/10

Mini Mushroom - 7/10, it's the Mega Mushroom in reverse

Mystery Mushroom - Looks at the camera. Subjunctive/10

P Acorn and P Wing - 0/10

Pall Pill - Unsettling! -5/10

Penguin Suit - 8/10, better than the Ice Flower

Power Balloon - UGGHHHH 6/10

Power Flower - We are using Mario as the reference here, so same as Power Balloon.

Propeller Box and Mushroom - 0/10 for obvious reasons

Rainbow Star - -10/10 obviously

Red POW Box - -8/10 because this one is a little preventable

Red Star - 4/10, it's okay

Rock Mushroom - Lmao hard joke 4/10

SMB2 Mushroom - I don't even know, ???/10

Spin Drill - Similar to Rock Mushroom, 3/10

Spiny Shell - -4/10, that hurts

Spring Mushroom - 4/10, BOYOING

Statue Leaf - Same as Lucky Cat bell, 8/10

Super Acorn - 0/10

Superball Flower - 3/10. Don't feel like explaining this one

Super Bell - 6/10 for scratches and the new voice clips

Super Crown - Mario can't use this one but it's Subjective/10

Super Hammer - 😐 9/10

Super Leaf - 0/10

Super Mushroom - 7/10 since Small Mario is a pretty bad size to be

Super Pickax Is a Toad Powerup

Super Star - -10/10

Tanooki Suit - Same as Super Leaf, 0/10

Vanish Cap - Same as Boo Mushroom, 8/10

Viking Helmet is a Wario Powerup

Wario's Cap - Subjective/10

Weird Mushroom - SUBJECTIVE/10!!!!

Wing - 0/10, even if sex was underwater

Wing Cap and Wings - Same as Red Star but no spinning, 1/10

Yoshi's Wings is a Yoshi Powerup