#asexual crowley x aziraphale

[whatsupmykentuckyfriedfuckers]

You know what, fuck you!

*Headcanons your characters as ace*

[ineffable-ezra]

In canon, I think Crowley and Aziraphale are asexual.

In fanon, I want them to -- [COMICALLY LONG BLEEP COMPLETE WITH GRAPHIC, INCREASINGLY STRANGE HAND GESTURES]

[1941-crowley-slut]

Twitter is literally where braincells go to die

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

[totally-ikea]

I headcanon Crowley and Aziraphale to be asexual. they are BOTH asexual. Fuck you.

[forestgrey19]

okay but how do i get me the kind of ace-coded intimacy that aziraphale and crowley have? the kind of queer relationship where you can feel close and share a bond through holding hands, sharing fine meals, and enjoying walks in the sunshine together? where you can spend hours in their presence doing nothing together, but still feel loved?

[lillotte17]

Okay, I have calmed down a little bit from yesterday, but I keep seeing Horrible Takes, so unfortunately I have to make a real post about it.

I keep seeing posts over and over about how "unlike other angels/demons, Aziraphale and Crowley are more human, so they have sexual desires."

Stop. It.

You are literally equating humanness with sexual attraction. You are literally dehumanizing us.

If you want them to be allo, then just headcanon that they're allo. That's it. That's all you have to do. If you relate to them and you're horny, that's great, go wild, write all the nsfw fic you want, but leave us out of it.

Aziraphale and Crowley are not real. They do not care how you perceive their relationship. You don't need to justify your HC with reasons they "can't/shouldn't be ace." You cannot hurt their feelings by simply saying, "To me they are gay and allo and want to rip each others clothes off."

But you CAN hurt aspec people in the fandom who also relate to Aziraphale and Crowley. We are real. We are here. We are human.

Please choose your words more carefully.

[snorzyy]

as an asexual person aziraphale and crowley being canonically asexual is really important to me and it makes their characters just that little bit more enjoyable to me

dont check my ao3 history tho

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Headcanon: Both Crowley and Aziraphale are asexual.

But Aziraphale is sex-favourable and Crowley is sex-repulsed.

[vonnawithav]

I don’t like romance in movies

Now, this is totally personal opinion and preference, so please keep that in mind when reading.

“I don’t like romance plots in movies”

That sounds so weird I know. Especially when this entire blog I dedicated to one ineffable couple I’ve hyper fixated on ever since I offhandedly watched a random show on prime when I was bored.

There’s lots of things I don’t like about the idea of stereotypical *ahem, usually heterosexual* romance, and one of those things is the perceived intensity of attraction.

While I understand it to an extent, I also don’t. On the few occasions I’ve been romantically interested in someone I’ve never had the urge to rip their clothes off and jump their skin, or marry them that afternoon.

I do however, want to show them my book collection, send them obscure memes, talk about that one scene in that one show I can’t move on from yet, listen to them talk about their passions, share romantic but subtle moments, and just generally enjoy each other’s company.

Maybe this is because my lack of neurotypical tendencies, my demisexuality, or just my queerness in general, I don’t know.

But this type of romance is rarely shown in media, (again, in my personal viewing experience), especially in straight media.

You’re probably wondering what the fuck this has to do with movies. Same honestly I lost my train of thought one sec-

Ah yes.

Romance in movies feels immensely rushed to me. There is no time to sit and talk while you watch the sunrise, there cannot be an entire episode where the entire plot line is your traumatic childhood and how you two can bond over the fact both of your dads left for milk and never came back, or your wooden frog collection.

Noooo, instead, there must be this instant inexplicable attraction that causes both of your hormones to go haywire, because the plot only has two hours to not only get through this plot line BUT the other three in the background.

For romance to work in my head, 👏🏾I 👏🏾 Need 👏🏾 Bonding 👏🏾 time 👏🏾.

That’s one of the many reasons I love OFMD and Good Omens so much, we get to see that bonding time.

Ed and Stede chilling while having breakfast in bed while they look at each other lovingly?

Goals.

Azira and Crowley sitting and enjoying a good bottle of wine while talking about the end of the world?

Never seen anything better.

I think romance is at its best when subtle and calming, not frantic and unnerving.

Don’t get me wrong, I think franticness has its place in romance, especially once sexual tension has begun, but there needs to be large spaces of comfort and safety in between. (In my personal opinion)

Alrighty then, I’ll be off.

Lmk if you see where I’m coming from, or if I’m just posting insane ramblings because I’m sleep deprived and recovering from a cold 🥲.

[bookshopcrow]

537 A.D., The Kingdom of Wessex

As it's Asexual Awareness Week, I had to draw a matching Ace Pride Aziraphale to the Crowley one I posted last week, and then put them together!

Crowley and Aziraphale share a beautiful, queer relationship that can be viewed in many ways, but to me, it's always 100% read as an asexual love story.

Ace representation is still hugely, hugely lacking and I think something I love so much about Good Omens is that it makes a lot of people - who often feel invisible, even sometimes in queer spaces or fandoms - feel seen and heard and accepted 🖤 💜♠️

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

Ok so hear me out...

Angels are angels*, not humans. But when they go down/up to earth they are issued human bodies. Fully functional** human bodies. They don't age, they don't get sick, they don't need to eat, drink, or sleep. But they CAN do all these things. They can even get drunk, though with the option to sober up on command.***

They don't feel hunger, but their taste buds are working normally, as evidenced by Aziraphale when introduced to the taste of the ox.

Now imagine... Aziraphale and Crowley in their shared South Downs cottage. Their relationship romantic, but not sexual. Because they love each other, but neither of them has ever felt sexual attraction or sexual desire.****

But what if...

What if, one day, Aziraphale decides he'd like to try it. (Oh come on, we all know that HE would be the one.) Just to see how it feels. And then he feels it, and he likes it, he likes it very much, and we all know once he's got the taste he's gonna devour Crowley the same way he devoured the ox.

And what if Crowley just goes along with it, not because he wants or needs it, but because there's nothing he likes more than to indulge his hedonistic angel. And then he gets his mind blown. He never knew that there was something that could make you feel so good.

And suddenly they both know that it's worth making an effort.

What then, hm? What then?

*= including fallen angels a. k. a. demons

**= to quote Data

***= Also, I am a 100% convinced that even though they eat & drink all the time, neither of them has ever had to use the bathroom.

****= Queerplatonic Crowley & Aziraphale are valid.

[ineffable-ezra]

I am a firm believer that if crowley and aziraphale ever do the horizontal mambo on screen, it will be the most asexual sex scene on the face of the earth

[acelosangeles]

Good Omens Season 2 comes out Thursday at 5PM PT! One of our Ace Los Angeles members organized a Good Omens Cosplay Meetup at San Diego Comic Con.

As Neil Gaiman has said “I wouldn’t exclude the ideas that they are ace, or aromantic, or trans.” 🙌🏼

[ranna-alga]

Crowley and Aziraphale justifying their respective understandings about how humans fall in love with each other on fictional media they consume is literally the asexual/aromantic/aspec experience are you kidding me

[i-amtransexual]

actually i think i shall choose anger today anyway crowley and aziraphale are both asexual and i am not going to include a statement saying all head cannons are valid i dont give a SHIT they're ACE AS FUCK