#ask 27

[lord-solar-au]

Is it boring being a guard? Like. Moons jumping around exploring everywhere. Sun and lunar get to chill and probably be happy cleaning. But guards just kind of stand and walk. Certainly it's boring.

"Well, I mean- they are allowed to do other things. It's not like there's an active uprising against me or something that we have to actually be on the lookout for. If they want to take a break and just chill, that's a-ok with me!"

[askmidnightspell]

I’m sleeping upside down in your closet 💤 

[larvas-lair]

Larva do you think the world would be worse if you didn't have friends like twila, cheesela and skyla?

.....

I'll get back to you on that one.

((Cameos from @askcheesela and @ask-princess-skyla ))

[submissivefeminist]

Don't forget to breathe one glass of air for every glass of vape today. That's called health!

don't worry, even with all the hits I'm still pretty sure I've had more oxygen than THC lol 💚

how's your Stardew farm going these days? I wish the weed mods would update to 1.6 because I would love love love to try a modded weed farm. 🌿👩‍🌾

420 Ask Game 🌿 1 Ask = 3 Hits

[haunted-stars-au]

VR headset.... Ya I think that's what it is. Virtual reality.

[confined-to-one-spot-au]

Hey sorry if I'm ignorant or whatever but what's this blog/au about? Feels like I missed something

This AU is an alternative outcome from my main AU (BTB), where instead of Sun, Moon, and Lunar just ignoring Solar, they locked him in a closet near the daycare. Moon would physically hurt Solar during that time, and he was in there for a few months. Solar eventually activated his Killcode due to stress (in my aus, everyone has a Killcode, some of them just arent activated. They cant activate them on purpose). During this time, Crimson and Eclipse were still dead after the ending of the first arc. Eclipse let Solar out of the closet, and guided him to do things to avoid Sun, Moon, and Lunar, and get the star. The star had been destroyed by this time, so Solar had to make a new one, as well as make Eclipse a new nanomachine body. Solar went to Montys golf with an axe to retrieve the nanomachines, and killed Monty to get them. After that, Eclipse had told him what the plan was, and how Eclipse would rule the world with Solar by his side (which if you've seen BTB, was in fact a lie). Solar didnt like this, he wanted to be the only ruler. So he didnt give Eclipse his new body, took the star, had this confrontation with Sun, Moon, and Lunar, and used it to rewrite the universe and make himself into a god pretty much. A god who still very much has trauma and anxiety. He turned his Killcode into a sentient being so he wouldnt be alone, banished Crimson, Eclipse, and Montys ghosts to the other side of the continent, and locked up Sun, Moon, and Lunar. They took parts off of Sun and Moon, and replaced theirs with those parts, that's why four of Jeopardys rays are lighter colors than the others. Then they killed Lunar and trapped his ghost in a plushie that they torture. And that's where the blog starts off

I randomly talk about it sometimes on my main blog, which is on the pinned post

[askkittenandfriends]

Did either of you win Mystic Chaos?

Kitten: I never forgave Furry Tail for getting Taffy voted out. I still haven't.

[catgrandpa]

Gotham has always been weird, so when the groundskeeper at the cemetery noticed the Wayne kid’s plot was disturbed, he just chalked it up to more of the same ol’. Alright, so ‘disturbed’ may be a tad too light of a word, but what’s an empty grave in the grand scheme of Gotham? God knows in a city like this one, they could use all the burial room they could get. He figured he’d just jot it down on the website and hope nobody noticed for a while.

Too bad he didn’t account for the 13 year old boy in Bristol who periodically checks the cemetery’s website when he’s feeling particularly lonely.

Plot Removed.

Tim Drake stared at the two words under the heading for Jason Todd’s plot number. Removed? What do they mean ‘removed’? They can’t just remove a plot? That’s a person down there! That’s Robin down there! You can’t Remove Robin!

Calm down. Deep breaths. Assess the situation.

Robin has been dead for 5 months and 14 days. There is no reason for a grave to be removed that early, especially one of a member of such an affluential family. Chances are likely it’s a simple clerical issue. He can call first thing in the morning and make them aware of the mistake. He can have it all fixed in 5 hours.

Just a phone call.

In 5 hours.

…

Tim hates talking on the phone almost as much as he hates waiting.

Well it won’t be the first time he’s snuck out to head to Gotham proper at 1am. It can’t even really be considered sneaking out if there’s no one home to catch you.

Buses stop running at 2, so he layers a couple sweaters under his coat and grabs his best running sneakers so he can comfortably make the trek back.

Just a quick trip to settle his nerves. Maybe get a few shots in if he spots Batman, but really he just wants to see with his own two eyes that things are okay and Jason can rest.

It’s 1:37 by the time he gets to the headstone reading ‘Here Lies Jason Todd’ and the gaping, muddy pit in front of it.

This- This doesn’t make any sense. This is not removal. This is destruction. Desecration. Somebody did this. Somebody-

Assess the situation.

A hole in the ground, approximately 1.5 feet in diameter.

Mud and grass flung outward but with little force.

Large chunks of earth turned over and shoved away.

No signs of tool marks or clean lines of entry into the dirt.

Dragging claw marks.

Staggering, shuffled pairs of foot prints in the mud.

A trail of dirt.

Something… Something large clawed its way out of the ground here. Something large and bipedal and- and humanoid.

Tim refuses to jump to any conclusions he can see all the facts laid in front of him. He’s going to cautiously follow the trail and simply hope to any god listening that he isn’t the world’s first line of defense against the zombie apocalypse.

He’s been walking for 23 minutes and there’s good news and undecided news. Good news: he’s closing in on the target and the trail isn’t taking him out of the way so his trip home won’t be prolonged. Undecided news: The potential Zombie Robin is heading directly for Wayne Manor.

As zombie apocalypse news, this is very bad. From Tim’s collected observational evidence, his not-so-professional opinion is that Batman, faced with a horror movie level zombie of his dead son, would not respond well, and would likely not fight back.

In Batman and Robin news? Tim’s unsure. If Jason is simply back? What could that mean for them? Batman can have his Robin. He wouldn’t have to continue nearly killing others and himself every night in his grief. Jason could-

No. Stop. Do not jump to conclusions.

Hope only brings heartbreak.

What would Batman do? Get close and see if the target is a threat.

Target is male. Mid-teens. Dark hair. Pale skin. Leaning against surfaces as he walks. Appears injured and disoriented.

Minimal risk assessed. Approaching and attempting contact.

Target identity confirmed: Jason Todd.

“J-Jason?” It comes out as a croaked whisper. Jason shows no sign of acknowledgment.

Tim clears his throat, steps right in front of his path, and tries again.

“Jason. Jason, stop I want to help you.” Still nothing.

“Please, Jason. I can help, I promise I can help!”

Why isn’t this working?! Why can’t he just do something right for once?! He wants this to work, he wants to help Bruce, he wants to fix Batman, he wants to not be alone, he wants-

“Robin!”

Robin jerks to a stop.

Tim reached out his hand.

“Robin. Robin please, I’m sorry you’re going through this, it’s really scary, I’m really scared. But I just want to help you. Help you find Batman. Help you get home.”

Jason just stares at him. Of course he does. Of course it’s not going to work. Why did he even bother hoping he could help?

Hope only brings heartbreak.

His sight blurs as his eyes fill with tears and he starts to lower his outstretched hand.

His arm is slowed as a cold hand weakly grasps his own.

“Don’t… scared… Bat… help… Dad… help.”

A relieved sob tears out from Tim’s chest and he gathers himself together. He yanks his extra sweater off and gently pulls it over Jason’s cold shoulders. Jason lets Tim drag his arm over his shoulders to try and carry some of his weight.

“Okay, Robin. Yeah. Your dad will help us.”

Batman will solve everything once Tim gets Robin home.

[daily-grian]

ehe🐌

🐌!

[steeltwigz]

Screenshot redraw from movie 27 uhmmm. Me when I stare homoerotically into the antagonist's eyes.

[royalarchivist]

[Delighted laughter as they score a goal]

Phil: Did we just- did we just hold hands and score a goal? [Laughs] Did they- they quit. [Leans into the mic] They rage-quit, oh no. GGs. [Immitating Etoiles' voice] GGs, GGs, GGs.

Etoiles: GG, GGGGGs [Laughs]

Phil: That was like "The Power of Friendship" moment, we just like– [Laughs]

Etoiles: Bro, I just hold your hand, I hope Kristin is not watching!

Phil: [Slaps his desk while laughing]

Etoiles: I'm sorry, I was casually holding–

Phil: Listen, I have two hands, it's fi– [Bursts into laughter again and slaps his desk]

Etoiles: It's ok, oh, it's ok. [Laughs] It's just– it's just video game! It's just pixels! It's ok!

Phil: It's just Boosty-Cars. [Laughs] Oh my god. I'm lightheaded.

[ethosiab]

As fellow Tangtho enjoyer I've done my duty 🫡 if you still wanna draw something I'd be super super happy, just anything them 👉👈

We are in this losing battle together 🤝

- Jam/silliest-sideblog

TFW your bf launches you 50 blocks into the air with no warning because he likes messing with you and you make funny noises

[this request was propaganda for tangtho in this poll!]

[pastadoughie]

blep?

[larvas-lair]

Why do you have no leg holes?

I could easily go around pretending to be a full Changeling like this if I wanted to, but there's no point really.

[winchester-reload]

Will you be doing suptober again this year?

As a matter of fact…

Yes :)

[wszczebrzyszynie]