#askdeoxys

[askdeoxys]

[ @lightofunova ]

[rondo-grazioso]

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[phantomguild]

Fanart Friday Wheel!

Featuring @pokege-ne-project, @askdeoxys, @ask-enchantingdelights, @askpokemoncrossover, @askwornhearts, @ask-a-learning-ai, @harmonia-university, and @ask-diane!

[askadelcatty]

A BABABABABA ITS ME I AM HERE I AM ALIVE I AM HIDING. IM IN TOO DEEP AND IM TRYING TO KEEP ALL THE BLOOD IN MY HEAD (METAPHORICALLY) INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SO, I'M HIDING HERE. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOW OOOOOUUR CAVE NOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS CATEGORIZED AS A CAVE. IT IS A WOODS? I DON'T KNOW. YOU CHOSE A PLACE TO LIVE. WHY? WHY HERE? THERE'S NO MUSCLE BEACHES ANYWHERE.. THIS ISN'T EVEN COCOA WEATHER.. CAN WE HAVE COCOA? I'LL JUST ABSORB IT THROUGH MY FACE. MOOOOM PLS

Spirit then relaxes her expression, letting out an amused chuckle.

SPIRIT: "I'm joking. Its always a ruckus here."

"We don't have cocoa -- its a little to tropical to grow reliably here -- but I can bring you some tea instead if you'd like. Its a little more accessible, and I know where a good hot spring is for some warm water…"

The almian delcatty pauses for just a moment, seemingly considering the situation.

SPIRIT: "Actually, you should know there's smaller entrance in back -- just in case there's an emergency. If the mon you're hiding from comes here, you should be aware so that you don't feel trapped."

"Let me show you it, actually, and introduce you to the area."

Spirit steps behind the crack that the Deoxys was hiding by, slipping her way between the two walls, and entering a small clearing outside of it.

Outside is a lush woodland, with many rocks, hills, and fallen trees littering the undergrowth, and looming old growth trees above. Golden light flitters through the trees and onto the ground below.

The delcatty lifts her head up, enjoying the cool breeze through the woods, before turning back to Deoxys inside the den.

SPIRIT: "By the way...."

[ Location revealed, all stories in bio's have been updated to reflect this. ]

[ Ask Hints have been updated. ]

[ The sun is now setting. ]

[ @askdeoxys ]

[ask-boreal]

ssssSSSSMMMAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. OH, YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY TURF, HUH? I SEE HOW IT IS. I WAS MAKING THE SMALL THING /MY/ GIMMICK, BUT THEN, YOU CAME ALONG. ALRIGHT. OKAY. THAT'S FAIR, ACTUALLY. YOU ARE EXACTLY THE RIGHT SIZE.. FOR YOUR HAT. WHAT IF I HAD A MATCHING HAT? LOOK, THERE IT IS. WE HAVE MATCHING HATS NOW, ISN'T THAT CRAZY? I JUST LIKE GETTING THINGS SOMETIMES. THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO GET? LIKE, YOU GOT THIS WHOLE BEACH HERE. DOES THIS BEACH NEED ANYTHING YOU WANT? OR NEED? HUUUUUUH?

>BOREAL: Your turf????????? Isn’t turf like dirt and grass and stuff so it’d be over there in the forest?? This is sand silly!!

Wait a matching ha...

>BOREAL: YOU LOOK WONDERFUL IN A HAT WOWOW it fits you so well!!!!!! wait you are super small! I’m normally the smallest!! Can you change size?? others like you that I’ve see have been WAY BIGGER!!! Do you just like being small … OHHH!!!!! DO YOU WANT A HOUSE oh my gosh you could be so small and have a little sand castle house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Boreal's eyes lit up with tremendous excitement at the thought, but she paused for a second remembering what she was asked. ]

>BOREAL: Oh wait no you asked if I needed anything, sorry that was just really exciting umm!! Hmmmm I don’t think I’ve thought about that. I like what I have now… my hat blocks the sun but like one of those realllllllllly big umbrellas could be super fun I think! I don’t really need it but they look nice, don’t you think? I’d nap under it for HOURS!!

[ask-diane]

Diane: "Just you, me- And my swooorddd~"

@askdeoxys / @life-of-kalos

[harmonia-university]

Deoxys and his little Chaos 💖

@askdeoxys

[life-of-kalos]

@askdeoxys I’m not very good at putting my feelings to words BUT I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you and enjoy your content! You’re such a big part in the community, I envy how you pull everyone together and make it feel so warm. When I was still deciding if I should come back to the poke ask community, I found your blog and loved all of the humor. The way you come up with such funny moments is amazing to me, and I always look forward to what’s next! I even have your blog set to alert me whenever you post 👉👈

Anyway, I cherish you and am honored you think so highly of me! We might not have known each other for long but I absolutely consider you a friend ❤️

[tallgrassghosts]

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

Oddy: "Raaaatles! Mr. Dee is singing that song from your favorite CD!" Altrii: "We can be friends. Just do not sneak attack near the cave ok? For safety reasons."

[darkvoid-sun]

Vanta: "Not much of a history to the island, as far as I know. Chesto berries grow extremely well here- they're just about the only thing that grow here actually- but that's really the most interesting thing about it. Humans are aware of it, but didn't find it suitable to settle. Suits me well enough, though."

[ @askdeoxys ]

[askdeoxys]

[ in response to this ]

"YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK. ALSO, HI TOR MY GUY, MY BUDDY MY PAL."

[occasional-weed]

LOOK AT THIS BEACH. WHAT A NICE BEACH. SO SOFT, SO KIND TO MY POINTY FEETS. LOOK AT ME GO. IM A MANIAC. I'M DANCING RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE. WHAT'S THE DANGER ZONE, YOU ASK? THE DANGER ZONE IS US, WEED. YOU FEEL THAT, WEED? YOU FEEL THAT SPARK? YOU FEEL THAT COLD, KINETIC HEAT? WE'RE MANIACS, WEED. WE'RE A FORCE OF NATURE WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED. WE'RE JUST TWO STEEL TOWN SOULS. WHAT DO YOU SAY, WEED? I DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE, I JUST DREAM. WHAT'S SAY YOU AND I MAKE A DREAM COME TRUE?

*Tiny Wingman Acquired!

Relationships Page has been Updated

[ask-sarah-and-co]

not to be dramatic, but I am in love with ask-meowscarada’s drawing

@ask-meowscarada / @askdeoxys

[askbohemiancompany]

Lief @Apolly: "Say, that thingy you were in before you woke up. What was that?"

With his usual nosy face, he looked over the Jirachi.

This hybrid was interesting to put it mildly. Apolly almost mistook him for a celebi until they got a better look. Still, the question. Apolly needed to get back on track.

"Oh that. That is an alloy we are given to allow us steel types to heal from injuries. The other use is that it helps protect us if we come in on a violent landing," the jirachi wanted to try and do a demonstration, but they were struggling to think on a way to show it.

Perfect.

Needing to stop whatever this guy was going off about, Apolly flung some of the alloy she came in with. Instead of latching around like a symbiote, a sphere was forming around him. Underneath It All, a chair formed, allowing the tide colored psychic to sit in comfort like a recliner stuck in one position.

"There is only room for two pokemon at max. Three small ones if you are lucky. If you think We Will Fall Together, think again."

Upon Apolly swiping upward then swiftly down on the outside of the shell, the alloy began to slowly build speed, until it rocketed out of the atmosphere.

"Keep a close eye on the meteor. It is always fun to Watch It Crash, make sure you notice the speed."

Despite the descent being slowed down by the alloy doing its job of absorbing the friction, the alloy returned to Earth with a Big Crash. It looked like it Didn't Let Him Down Gently. If you need to explain some boring science, it was always great to End It On This.

"And he is no worse for wear! Not a scratch on him!"

After that demonstration, Apolly held a confident smile and pose, with one thought coursing through their enhanced brain.

I'm Cool. Hella Good even.

The alien's question almost slipped Apolly's mind, especially after all of that wind up to the question. They thought the other alien was just going to devolve into a skat breakdown.

"Oh the most interesting paradox I have seen is the Fourth Expansion. This was when arceus began to appear across the multiverse. Universes old and new suddenly had arceus slotted into history as if they created everything before they came into being. It gave the illusion of that every World Is New. It opened my eyes to things I cannot forget."

@ask-team-misfit and @askdeoxys

[shimmeringtidepools]

@askdeoxys

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“Hm? Therapy seasion?” The silver haired man looked confused. Looking over at the alien, he wondered what could have made yom suspect anything was wrong. Or how he could’ve contorted his legs into such a therapist-like-pose for that matter.

“I assure you everything with me is fine! Trust me friend I am nothing worhout plenty of self care!!” He said flashing his fangs with laughter. “I came to offer you advice and aide. What kind of deity would I be if I couldn’t help with that?”

[pokege-ne-project]

A BABABABABA I FLY INTO YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. YOU WERE IN MY WAY. MY PATH. MY TRAJECTORY. MY.. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO NERVOUS? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AROUND SO MUCH. WAIT, I CAN SENSE IT. I CAN HEAAAAR. I HAVE SO MUCH BRAIN POWER AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M YELLING SO LOUD. I'M YELLING SO LOUD, AND I'M SUCH A DISTRACTION (THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO RUN AWAY, SCRAM). WATCH ME LIFT THIS CAR. WATCH ME BRUSH MY TEETH. WATCH ME DO THE SPLITS. PAY ME.

To Deoxys' right, there was an alleyway that seemed empty enough, a perfect spot to slip in amongst the chaos.

Thankfully, the previous attention seemed to stay away even after a little bit.

"Looks like we should be okay here!" Shad was still keeping an eye out, though it was relieving to see things stay still here. If only for a moment.

"Oh, er, sorry if I froze up there. That was just so many humans-"

"No no, it's okay, really! Since we're outta there, we can just look around here and-"

"Oh, everything okay?"

"Oh, uh, sorry! I got distracted by that."

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