#asks

[hellsitegenetics]

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

[undasura]

Need...............Rali pantyshots.......

yup

[wuntrum]

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

[kedreeva]

I had some unexpected visitors today when I went out to do goat chores!

That's a nice pair of Spaldings. A BS male and a hen. Some idiot just lost $600+ because they thought peafowl were like chickens and could instantly be free ranged.

If they stick around and you'd like to capture them (and they should be captured even if you don't intend to keep them, they do not know where they are and will not be adept at finding food and water and are susceptible to predators), they can be offered game bird feed or dry cat food or whole corn or peanuts, and led into an enclosed space. Shut the door behind them and capture them in the dark (it will be easier to grab them when they can't see).

If you'd like to keep them I can give housing advice, otherwise either contact your local humane society/ASPCA or drop me a PM and let me know where you are and I'll see what I can do about helping you find a place for them with new owners.

[prettyboyprettyeyes]

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

[comicaurora]

HE SCRUNGLY

who among us WOULDN'T be scrungled in this situation

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

[charl0ttan]

just found out you're actually not cis... i thought the trans stuff was a bit 😭

(I'm not unfollowing or anything I'm transfem too i just don't know how this happened)

LMAOO??? 😭

[todaysbird]

Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

[frownyalfred]

When Ollie finally realizes one day that Batman is Bruce he just bolts up and starts screaming because he suddenly realized all the hundreds of times Bruce was DEFINITELY completely fucking with him as Batman. Ollie it’s kinda your fault considering how many times you’ve seen his ass naked and also the fact that your oldest sons are best friends? Did you not think it was suspicious that Bruce adopted a child at the same time as a similar looking child became Robin?? OLLIE PLEASE

Clark: please put Ollie out of his misery and just TELL him already.

Bruce, gearing up to make a subtle innuendo at the next Founders meeting that will haunt Ollie for weeks: no

Clark: no?

Bruce: no, this is better

[infectiouspiss]

I can see you 😰

[kyoukorpse]

Azriel?

i keep him in my back pocket at all times but he got some outside time today.

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[runningwithscizzorz]

Nothing to say but the way you draw lambs hair is always rotating in my mind and I love it

Thank you! It's based off Pinkie Pie from MLP (no, I'm sadly not joking)

[psin314]

22. A french kiss/kiss with tongue >:)

22. a french kiss/kiss with tongue.

he teaches him how to do it orlesian style.