#asuchad

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ CHORD OVERSTREET ]? No, it’s just [ CHAD CHARMING ], the descendant of [ CINDERELLA AND PRINCE CHARMING ]! [ HE ] is [ 23/TOURNEY PLAYER ] and some say he tends to be [ SNOOTY ] but he is really [ TRADITIONAL ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 27, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Ally!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[janetobin]

text 💬 chane

Jane: Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

Jane: OH MY GOSH DID SOMEONE PULL A PRANK ON MY PHONE? I keep typing random things I do in a normal day and they keep correcting to sexual things without me noticing, this is so embarrassing!

[jordanbasara]

text 💬 chordan

Jordan: How do you think Anne feels about the fact that she's in a family full of people with beautiful hair and hers... well, sucks?

[auradonstate-events]

Auction Results: Baskets 31-40

Basket Number 31, submitted by @irene-nattura, was won by @heath-lemon.

Basket Number 32, submitted by @chad--charming, was won by @gigiphilip.

Basket Number 33, submitted by @sofia-flores, was won by @carlos--devil.

Basket Number 34, submitted by @karalee-weselton, was won by @victoriacaine.

Basket Number 35, submitted by @ripley-triton, was won by an NPC.

Basket Number 36, submitted by @avery-thatch, was won by @bianca-ellis.

Basket Number 37, submitted by @jason-shocke, was won by @kiontaji.

Basket Number 38, submitted by @lefouxdeux, was won by @jeremypotts.

Basket Number 39, submitted by @evie--grimhilde, was won by @darlingvirginias.

Basket Number 40, submitted by @heiress-magissa, was won by an NPC.

[portiaratigan]

text 📲 phad

Portia: Have you seen my lucky bra? I seem to have misplaced it.

[ben-desrosiers]

text 💬 bad

Ben: I'm going to have to cut back on my caffeine intake apparently. I had a lot of meetings to attend today so I had a cup before and after each of them and I don't think that was the best idea...

[novafitzherbert]

margaery's siblings

@chad--charming is super dumb and lame, but it’s really fun to make fun of him and think about chopping off random locks of his hair while he’s not paying attention. And @ellecharming always seems fun in adventure club, but aside from that she likes weird stuff and I like cool stuff, so... @margaerycharming‘s definitely the best one of the three.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[asuxsor]

Someone told me that Chad's paying Anne to pretend to date him since everybody in Auradon kind of unanimously decided he was undateable. I didn't think the Fitzherberts needed any money but she must've taken him up on it and gotten Chanel swag to boot.

Um, excuse you??? I thought this was just the world’s most pathetic instance of backsliding, and that @annefitzherbert hated herself so much she went back to a boy who was stepping out on her because no one else would have her and he’d finished sleeping with everyone who was willing. If @chad--charming is willing to pay someone to date him then where’s my money at, though? Hit me up, I’m very interested.

[malbfaery]

2 ben chad jay

send me three names + a number…

Marry: Again, so could not be a princess or queen, so @jaynassar. I’d probably choose him even if the others didn’t have royal titles to avoid, but whatever.

Cuddle: @chad--charming, only because this is the LEAST physical contact and the idea of touching him repulses me a LOT.

Sleep with: I trust and like @ben-desrosiers, so... sure. 

[margovasilovich]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- romeo, kion, chad

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @romeodubois has the most potential right now!

Cuddle: Uh... @chad--charming I guess? I don’t get the hype!

Lose my virginity to: @kiontaji? Not really, but he’s cute and cool, and if things went the right direction it could be possible. 

[cassidystabbington]

I ship you and Chad! He's dramatic but he could fund a lot of your musical ventures and also clearly likes blondes!

I will end you. @chad--charming

I ship you with ______!

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, marry, kill -- aziz, ben, chad

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: Aziz is fun and mostly classy, I guess! 

Marry: @chad--charming? Nadia Charming just sounds really cute!

Kill: @ben-desrosiers‘s plaid collection.

[janetobin]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- chad, ben, artie

send me three names + a number…

Questions where I have to murder people make me feel uncomfortable! Also, showering this sort of unwanted attention on my lifelong friends feels inconsiderate of me. Let’s just say I’d happily lay my life down to protect any of them and call it a day! @chad--charming @ben-desrosiers @rtpendragon

[sydneyandersen]

fuck, marry, kill -- emmett, turkey, chad

send me three names + a number…

Sleep with: This... is surprisingly difficult... Uh, I’m going to go with @emmett-thunderstrike? I hate the idea of sleeping with someone who’s already slept with @quincydavis because friends don’t do that to each other, but I think she’d be more disappointed if I killed him since they’re such good friends now. 

Marry: @deeturkey. But not in a creepy scary ‘this needs to happen super duper soon’ way! Just in a like, that’s always sort of the goal someday maybe when you’re dating someone?

Kill: @chad--charming! Which is rude, I’m sorry!

[ben-desrosiers]

text 📲 bad

Ben: How much blood should there be when you slice your thumb open?

[gretagesundheit]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- chad, artie, bentley

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: @icemasterbents is the hottest for sure, and he clearly likes gamer girls if his excellent taste in girlfriends is anything to go off of. 

Steal from: @chad--charming. Guy’s got way more stuff than he knows what to do with, give me some of that!

Serenade: @rtpendragon. He’s a little uptight, he could use some good old fashioned embarrassing.