#at least I think so

[inuhalfdemon]

Fanart credit: @payleeky

Dealing In Truths: Part I

In Hell, there are many deals to be made.

Some are for favors and others for souls.

There, too, exists the dealing of truths.

Now, consider one such deal made...

A deal entirely binding...it transcends any and all previous contracts.

The night is late. The hotel is quiet. The only residents left awake and mingling are Lucifer and Alastor. Alastor nurses his small glass of rye whiskey whilst Lucifer joins him at the bar. Taking a seat beside the sinner, the angel summons himself a seltzer-in-a-can. Silence turns to small comments; benign remarks. As alcohol dwindles, talking progresses - tensions ease - and the suggestion is made toward a rather unique but simple deal...

"Ok. A deal's a deal." Lucifer sets his seltzer aside; offensively broaching the first question. "Who's got your sad, sorry ass on the end of their chain?"

Alastor raises an eyebrow at this. It's not so surprising to him that the angel has clued into his having made a soul-binding agreement but that that...of all the questions he could have asked...was what he had chose.

Unable to avoid an honest answer, Alastor pauses. "....your wife."

Lucifer stares at him for a moment before he erupts into a fit of cackles. Alastor watches him, eyes narrowed.

"Oooooohhhhhhh!" Lucifer exclaims merrily.

"YOU ARE SO FUCKED!" His continual laughing echoing across the lobby of the hotel.

...Part II

[shyhandart]

ᴸᶦᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵏˀ ᴿᵉᵇˡᵒᵍ ᶦᵗ ♡

[3kidsinacoat]

[cocooffhershiz]

Noticed in cotl that if you raise a follower from a baby as an adult they have a bell collar. The bell isn't there to cover a scar it's a cultural thing for the lamb and they passed it on to the babies 😭❤️

[honestlydarkprincess]

at this point i’m surviving off iced coffee and pure spite

[nana-mizu-shiki]

"Yeah," Tim agreed. "What about the gay babies?"

No Angst in this fic like the ones I usually post!!

[foolsocracy]

(almost) grew up together

[shift-dreamr]

Y’all ever get a follow and you’re like “hey wait I thought we were mutuals wtf?”

[5hrignold]

my first drawing of bug gang sitting in a pile yay

[space-bowl]

“I was just playing around with my imagination, and everything got intense.”

[manybackflips]

Me: Damn, that guy cut me off in traffic!

Giant crystalline worm waiting for me to break mentally so that it can collect data with the brain tumor that it had implanted into my skull via alien shenanigans: What if this exact situation happened 50 more times with increasing severity.

[violent138]

I think the core JL would be very amused during a joint movie night when Superman (who they expect to be on the edge of his seat, afraid) has no fear or innate flinching reaction because he's had chainsaws thrown at him with no impact whatsoever, and Batman (who they expect stoicism and boredom from) is alternating between loudly shouting at the screen or groaning whenever a life-threatening injury is dealt.

[nabumalikata]

the sibling’s fatui cards

[sparklepocalypse]

Another day, another of the illustrious @marz-rm’s coloring sheets! Procreate only crashed like 27 times for this one… maybe it’s trying to tell me that coloring on a 5-year-old iPad is going to end poorly for me (or the iPad).

Also, someone seems to have absconded with the boxers that Henry was wearing in the original line art. (Spoilers: it was Alex.)

Censored, uncropped version below the jump; for the uncensored, uncropped version, click here.

[peekaboopaulmatthews]

What’s in your soul?

an everlasting hatred for musicals

[arrowmaker15]

You get two today

(Bruce looking at Jason and Stephanie in the Batcave)

Bruce: Do either of you know why you're here, and why we're having this conversation.

Jason: Not one bit.

Steph: Not a single clue.

Bruce:

Bruce: You told a criminal if he didn't talk, you would steal his bones.

Jason: In my defense, Steph said it, not me.

Steph: Jay!

Bruce: Did you disprove that statement?

Jason:

Jason: No, no I did not.

Bruce: And now every criminal in Gotham thinks the Red Hood has a bone collection. You have been the opposite of helpful tonight. You're both grounded.

Steph: You can't-

Bruce: My house, my credit card, my family. You live here, Stephanie. I can ground you.

Steph: Fuck.