#at least with a 9-5 you have your weekends free AND you're making money

[non-un-topo]

Worrying I'm developing a case of senioritis, not in the screw-this-I'm-just-not-going-to-do-it way, but in the holy-shit-can-I-please-finally-just-be-done way

[m34gs]

For the Fun Questions to be Asked post: 1, 14, 22, 28, and 38.

Hey friend, thank you for the ask! (from this post)💜💜💜

I'm going to put a cut since some of this stuff is a bit long and some of it is a little heavy.

1.What are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

This was a hard question, but I tried to make sure it wasn't just negative things. I wanted at least one positive one in there.

Before I moved out, my parents used to take us to church every weekend. When I was very small, around 5 or 6, we were praying the Lord's Prayer (aka: Our Father), and our family always held hands when we prayed. Lots of the families around us did, too. I saw an elderly lady next to me who had no one's hand to hold, and I had a free hand, so I offered it to her. She was very happy when I did that. Afterward, my father told me that I made her happy and that was a good thing to do. Since then, even though I no longer attend church or practice the same faith, I still try to reach out to people who seem lonely. I may be shy and more introverted, but I find that it's not hard to overcome that when I see someone who looks lonely and wants some company. And seeing someone smile is worth it.

Around the time I was 9 or 10, I was climbing trees with my siblings. My mother told us specifically not to, but the trees looked climbable so we did. I fell down the tree, and one of the really small branch that had been pointing upward stabbed into my left leg, and a piece broke off inside my leg. I was, of course, crying and in pain. My dad did not help me. He yelled at me to stop crying, told me to push the branch out on my own, and, when I couldn't do it, told me to wait for mother to get home (she was coming back from grocery shopping). I went downstairs and sat on my bed with my leg above the covers so I didn't get them dirty and read a book until my mother came home. When she did, I showed her my leg. She immediately was upset and got tweezers to pull the debris out of my leg and clean it. By that point my leg was numb in that area. She cleaned it and put a bandage on. Then she asked my dad why he would tell me to take care of it on my own, since he should have known I wouldn't be able to get the twig out. He said "I knew she wouldn't be able to, but I didn't want to deal with it". When I think back, there were a lot of instances that led me to think my health and body weren't important, but that was one that stood out the most. It's a large part of why I struggle so much with asking for help from others and something I have been actively working to overcome, especially this past year. I still have a long way to go, though, so I beg the patience of the people around me who care and want to help me that they don't become upset when I am hesitant to accept that help.

When I still lived with my parents, even when I was a child, my mother would confide her financial worries in me and would cry about how dad didn't seem to be so careful with money all the time and it caused her anxiety. Because of that, I can sometimes be very hesitant to spend money and I get very anxious if I don't see certain minimums in my bank account.

14. what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

Join a D&D group. It just looks so fun and I love fantasy stories and games like that. But, I don't know a lot of people who play and I get really really shy about doing things like that with people I don't already know.

22. Say 3 things about someone you love

I have many people I love, but, @kimium, you are one of the ones I cherish most, so I will make these 3 things about you!

You're a kind person who has a strong sense of justice.

You have honed wonderful skills in writing and drawing and I love every fic you've ever gifted me with my entire heart. (And the Chuuya you drew me is on display in my room!)

You're my Tea Expert, direct line to the Tea Gods, and I do my best to follow your teachings (lol💜)

28. Do you collect anything?

I collect many things! I like things. Not in a "let me flaunt my wealth" or "I'm going to buy excessive amounts of things and be wasteful" sort of way, but in a "this brings me joy and so I will collect it". I collect manga, novels, enamel pins, art prints (especially fanart), and stickers! I used to collect porcelain dolls, but I currently don't really have space for that and I kind of fell out of that habit after a while. I still have all my old ones, though!

38. Fave song at the moment?

Vortex by JAWS. It's entirely your fault, friend. I love it too much. It scratches the brain itch so well.

[seven2got]

I started smoking cigarettes around age 12-13 and it wasn't long after that I started smoking weed. I didn't smoke every day, once or twice on the weekends was the norm. I grew up suffering from asthma as a child and had to take breathing treatments once or twice a day. It wasn't well known back then that steroids cause damage to the enamel on your teeth so by the time I was 14-15 my adult teeth were in bad shape. Because of this I was introduced to the wonderful world of pain killers. My teeth had gotten so bad by then I would get a prescription at least once a month on average. As I got older an more addicted to opiates I started to change the number of pills written on the prescription. At one point when I was having all my teeth pulled in my 20s the dentist wrote down 30, well I worked up the nerve to change it to 80, well I was so impressed with that I just went for it and changed it to 180, and it worked. Back to my teens, I was smoking weed regularly and taking 4-6 vicodin daily. I didn't like the idea of a 9 to 5 so after some careful thought I realized that most of the people I knew smoked weed, a lot of weed. So I had made a few hundred for painting a mural for some people and decided to invest in some weed. It took a couple of re-ups to get a good enough deal that I could smoke for free and still earn a little cash. I spent so much of my time running around to all my friends' houses that I was moving about a 1/4 pound a day. I only sold to people I had known a long time and never felt like any of them were gonna snitch on me. I managed to make enough money from selling weed that I drove a nice car, was renting an apartment and had enough money to fund my latest project...pain pills. I'd been prescribed Vicodin, Norco, or Lortab most of my teenage life and when I didn't have my own, my dad had developed a taste for them too so if I looked pitiful and asked for some he would give me a couple. Once I knew where his stash was I would help myself. At the time my dad would have bottles of like 200 or more he was buying off the street so I didn't think he would notice if I took 6 or 8 or 10? As an addict I can say for certain now that I'm sure he noticed. I can look at my bottle and tell if there's 90 or 89. So whether he knew, If he let me do it, or if he genuinely didn't notice it really doesn't matter. Because of this I never really ran out for very long so I try to think back to then and if I ever went through withdrawal as bad as I had in recent years and I don't remember withdrawaling back then. Maybe I wasn't taking them consistently for long enough to become hooked or maybe when you're young you can handle it better or maybe I never had to go without them for long enough to reach withdrawal. Whatever the reason was I think the withdrawal I experienced at 44 are a lot worse than I ever had before. It would take years and years to learn how bad it would get.

[a01684587]

How to Book Flights for a Weekend Getaway

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Planning a weekend getaway can be an exciting endeavor, offering a refreshing break from the daily grind without requiring extensive time off. Whether you're escaping to a nearby city, a beach destination, or a scenic retreat, booking flights efficiently is key to maximizing your short trip. Here’s a comprehensive guide on how to book flights for a weekend getaway, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable travel experience.

1. Start Early for Better Deals Booking early is often the best strategy to secure lower airfares, especially for weekend trips. Airlines typically release their cheapest seats well in advance, and prices tend to rise as the departure date approaches. Aim to book your flights at least three weeks ahead of your intended travel date to capitalize on early bird discounts.

2. Be Flexible with Dates Flexibility can significantly impact the cost of your flight tickets. If your schedule allows, consider departing on a Thursday or Friday evening and returning on a Sunday or Monday. Avoiding peak travel times like Friday evenings and Monday mornings can help you snag better deals and minimize crowds at airports.

3. Utilize Fare Comparison Tools Take advantage of online fare comparison tools and aggregators to find the best flight deals. Websites like Google Flights, Skyscanner, and Kayak allow you to compare prices across multiple airlines and booking platforms, ensuring you get the most competitive rate for your weekend getaway.

4. Subscribe to Airline Newsletters Many airlines and travel websites offer exclusive discounts and promotional fares to their email subscribers. Signing up for airline newsletters and alerts can give you early access to flash sales and special deals, making it easier to book affordable flights for your weekend escape.

5. Consider Alternate Airports Check if flying into nearby airports can result in cheaper fares or more convenient flight times for your weekend trip. Sometimes, smaller regional airports offer better deals compared to major hubs, especially for short domestic flights.

6. Optimize Layovers While direct flights are convenient for weekend getaways, connecting flights with short layovers can sometimes be more economical. Use layover times strategically to explore a new city briefly or enjoy a meal, adding an extra dimension to your travel experience without significantly increasing costs.

7. Bundle Flights and Accommodation Many travel websites offer discounts when you book flights and hotels together. Consider bundling your weekend getaway package to save money on both airfare and accommodation. Websites like TrailTravelz provide convenient packages that cater to different budgets and preferences, ensuring a hassle-free booking experience.

8. Be Aware of Hidden Fees Before finalizing your booking, review the airline's policies on baggage fees, seat selection charges, and other hidden costs. Factor these fees into your budget to avoid unexpected expenses that could inflate the overall cost of your weekend getaway.

9. Use Reward Points and Miles If you're a frequent traveler or have accumulated airline miles through credit card purchases, consider using your reward points to offset the cost of your weekend flights. Many credit card companies and airlines offer flexible redemption options, allowing you to stretch your travel budget further.

10. Stay Updated on Travel Restrictions In light of evolving travel restrictions and health guidelines, stay informed about any requirements or protocols that may affect your weekend getaway plans. Check official government websites and airline announcements regularly to ensure a smooth and compliant travel experience.

Planning and booking flights for a weekend getaway doesn't have to be stressful. By starting early, staying flexible, leveraging technology, and considering all available options, you can find affordable flights that align with your travel preferences. Whether you're seeking adventure, relaxation, or cultural exploration, these tips will help you embark on a memorable weekend escape without breaking the bank.

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Navigating Ticket Bookings and Flights: A Guide for Travel Enthusiasts

Traveling has always been an exhilarating way to explore new horizons, experience different cultures, and create lasting memories. In the modern age, air travel has made it possible to cover vast distances in remarkably short timeframes. Navigating the process of tickets booking flights, however, can sometimes be a daunting task, especially for avid travelers seeking the best deals and experiences. This guide aims to provide travel enthusiasts with valuable insights into the art of booking flights, ensuring smooth and exciting journeys ahead.

1. Research, Research, Research:

Before embarking on the journey of booking a flight, arm yourself with information. Use online travel platforms like Blinctrip, where you can compare flight options, prices, and routes. Be flexible with your travel dates, as midweek flights are often cheaper than those booked on weekends. Take into account the weather and events at your destination, as they can affect both prices and the overall travel experience.

2. Early Bird Catches the Worm:

Booking your flight tickets well in advance can often save you a significant amount of money. Airlines typically offer their best deals to early bookers, and the availability of desired seats is higher when you book ahead of time. This is especially important if you're traveling during peak seasons or holidays when flights tend to fill up quickly.

3. Leverage Fare Comparison Tools:

Utilize fare comparison tools available on platforms like Blinctrip to find the best possible prices for your chosen route. These tools aggregate flight options from various airlines, making it easy to identify the most cost-effective and convenient choices. Remember that while direct flights might be more convenient, connecting flights can sometimes offer substantial savings.

4. Loyalty Programs and Miles:

If you find yourself traveling frequently, consider enrolling in airline loyalty programs. Accumulating frequent flyer miles can lead to significant discounts and even free flights over time. Many credit cards also offer rewards and points that can be redeemed for flight tickets, further enhancing your travel savings.

5. Be Wary of Hidden Costs:

While a flight deal might seem too good to be true, always read the fine print. Some airlines may charge additional fees for baggage, seat selection, in-flight amenities, or even payment processing. Compare the total cost, including these potential add-ons, to ensure you're truly getting a great deal.

6. Set Fare Alerts:

If your travel plans are flexible, setting fare alerts can be a strategic way to snag the best prices. Many travel websites and apps offer this feature, notifying you when prices drop for your chosen route. Be ready to act quickly when you receive such alerts, as prices can change rapidly.

7. Consider Alternative Airports:

When booking flights, don't limit yourself to the main airport at your destination. Nearby airports might offer cheaper options, and the money you save could offset any extra travel time or transportation costs.

8. Check Visa and Passport Requirements:

Before confirming your flight, make sure you're aware of the visa and passport requirements for your destination. Some countries have specific entry regulations that could affect your travel plans. Ensuring you have the necessary documentation will save you from potential last-minute disruptions.

9. Stay Updated on Travel Restrictions:

In today's dynamic world, travel restrictions and regulations can change rapidly, especially in response to health concerns. Stay updated on the latest travel advisories, vaccination requirements, and COVID-19 protocols for your destination to avoid any surprises upon arrival.

10. Patience and Perseverance:

Booking flights can sometimes be frustrating, but patience and perseverance pay off. Prices can fluctuate, and deals can appear when you least expect them. Take your time, do your research, and trust that your efforts will result in a rewarding and enjoyable travel experience. In conclusion, navigating the world of tickets booking flights requires a combination of research, planning, and a dash of flexibility. By utilizing online tools like Blinctrip, staying informed about loyalty programs, and considering alternative options, travel enthusiasts can unlock the best deals and make their journeys both affordable and unforgettable. Remember, the journey itself begins with securing that perfect flight, so embark on your adventure armed with knowledge and excitement.

[enchantedtomeethyun]

Back To December Part Two-Felix

Warnings: none. Fluffy. Maybe language.

It's not what you think. I don't want to hurt him. Felix is such a kind person I feel ashamed he doesn't know me how he should.  He doesn't know I bite my nails when I lie.  I can never seem to make up my mind so I usually wing it and hope things go well. The truth is right now this man is sitting in front of me talking about how he's happy we are together right now and I'm still not sure. Maybe he falls in love quicker than me? I really am the worst person for him.

"Felix..." I signed out look up finally to make eye contact with him. His lips curl into a smile and he cups his cheeks leaning on the table.

"Yes lovely.." he says looking at me awaiting my words.

"I want to love you right this time... please give me this chance. I know I am not the best for you but I want to try and be the best I can for you." I said lowering my head pulling my hands off the table onto my lap.

"You will always have me you know. That's what hurt me the most after you didn't show up. I realized you will always have me in some way. If we are apart you'll be in my thoughts and my heart. Those months without you made me realize something..." He began to say waiver if his voice and sitting up straight.

"I fell in love with you too easily and I didn't give you a chance to fall for me. I was so caught up and I was selfish. I blamed myself." He admitted hand on his heart.  Blame himself... but I'm the asshole that never showed before his flight. I left him on read. Ignored him for months because I was selfish and didn't think how I effected him.

"Felix listen please don't say that... I.. I'm an asshole. I left you in the dark when all you did was give me your love. You held me that night the first time you ever saw me cry and I pushed you away." I began. Placing my hands on the table i opened them as they shook to show my vulnerability. He noticed me shaking and reached out hovering above my hands not knowing if it was appropriate to hold them. Finally deciding, he held them loosely looking at me with consoling eyes ready for my words again.

"It maybe bothers me how you're so accepting of me but you know nothing about me. You know my favorite pudding sure but you don't know the inside of my mind. I'm scared you'll see me for who I am and decide maybe you don't want me anymore." Tears left his eyes as I finished. His pure heart aches for me. I'm his Achilles Heel  and there is nothing I can do about it.

" I want you to want me to stay. No, I need you to need me to stay. I will. You know I will. But I need you to tell me you feel something when you're with me. Cause if you don't know then let me go.." Felix choked out wiping his tears on his sleeve and returning his hand back into mine.

"I just need time. I feel something for you but it's hard to tell how much I feel when we have only spent 5 days together. We haven't even kissed.." I said quietly. Why do I feel guilty all of a sudden. I can't return this love he has for me.

"Dammit so it's my fault I fell in love with you. What did you expect you're perfect to me.. you like me for me not because I'm a celebrity or something. When we met at GameStop and you told me to try and play the cars3 game cause it was on sale I knew I liked you. You said lighting McQueen is your role model and you expect me not to fall in love with you?!" He raised his voice but laughed towards the end.

"One thing I can promise is you have been the one thing on my mind since you left. You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk!" I said laughing then fully regretting it seconds later because of the shocked look on his face.

" You what! Oh no what's wrong with how I talk ahhh god. Now I can't stop thinking about it ..." Felix said covering his face shyly laughing.

"No nothing is wrong with it. It's cute I promise but please let me fall in love with you". I said More serious at the end.  Felix looked up and smiled at me.

" Lucky for you I'm on vacation this month.. you got me for a while!" He beamed like the sun he is. I'm fucking screwed.

One week later and here we are. I let Felix stay at my place cause like I don't care how much money you have everybody wants somewhere free to stay without worrying about cum on the comforter. Period. He likes to do this fun little thing in the morning. He wakes up and takes a shower at 9 am then proceeds to sing power ballads in the bathroom for an hour. I don't know if the bathrooms in Korea are sound proof or if he's shameless. But I do know that 9 am is the middle of the night for me. So here I am laying in my bed eyes open listening to Felix dramatically sing "He said she said" by Ashley Tisdale. At least he has taste though I'll give him that. After a few songs and his fictional audience asking for an encore TWICE he shut off the water. There is no way I'm going back to sleep so I sat up in bed, arms crossed awaiting his arrival.

His footsteps tiptoe out of the bathroom and he shushes my dog who was probably sleeping. That bitch can sleep through a fire I swear. He slowly opens the door ever so quietly not to wake  me. But like what the point ?

"Felix." I said deadpanned. His eyes were wide with shock still holding his towel on his body.

"What are you doing awake? I thought you sleep till noon on the weekends?" He said surprised while sorting through his suitcase for clothes to wear.

"Well  I would still be sleeping but you just had to give your rendition of "Breaking Free" from High School Musical..." I said rolling my eyes collapsing back into the covers covering my face with the pillow he used from the night before. Felix giggled before throwing himself onto the bed engulfing me in a hug from behind.

"Ahhhh my babyyyyy I'm sorry.. I'm so used to the boys sleeping heavy. Hyunjin is knocked out cold once he's asleep you know?" He said apologetically.

"Oh pleaseee don't tell me another story about Hyunjin and his girlfriend.. I've heard enough I get it they are perfect for each other and are sooo funny..." I mumbled into my pillow dramatically. Felix laughed and rolled off of me getting off the bed to go get dressed. It did not occur to me he was not wearing any clothes until this exact moment.

"Felix..." I said calmly face still in the pillow.

"Yes my lovely.." Felix said cheerfully across the room shuffling around.

"Are you naked..." I said again calmly.

"Yes I am." He responded equally as calm.

"Ok..." I said after a long silence in the room.

The room was still for a moment and I felt like I could finally get back to sleep when I felt the bed dip and my pillow taken away from me. The pillow was replaced with a warm Felix holding me close. Luckily he was clothed now. We haven't kissed yet and the thought of him naked in my room makes me sweat more than a hooker in a church.

"Felix.." I said prolonging his name. He hummed against my head as a response.

"When are you going to kiss me?" I said opening my sleepy eyes looking at his resting frame.

"I wanted to wait until you are ready. I can't rush your feelings for me I realize that. Something like our first kiss together should be shared when we both want it equally..." he said as his voice vibrated against my neck as he snuggles in closer. I want this now. I think I do at least. How will I know I want him if I haven't kissed him? How will I know there are sparks if we don't?

"Kiss me Felix." I said as sure as I could. He doesn't hesitate which shows he's been waiting for a while. Immediately he grabs my face with both hands.Looking at me as if he is holding the world  and leans in. Instinctively I grab the hem of his shirt pulling him closer to make the kiss deeper. I felt someone go off inside me. A beautiful flame began to flicker as he climbed on top of me not once stopping the kiss. It continued in an addictive rhythm I wish would never stop. Separating for a moment to catch our breaths I felt the dim light inside me ignite into a full flame not wavering once. A solid flame lit for as long as he's in my arms.

"Do you want to continue?" He asked leaning toward my face. Who am I to say no?

[bobasheebaby]

70 Scrubs Prompts

Yup, another prompt list. Most of these are actually light and funny, though some are a little heavier. I tried to pick ones that would work outside of a hospital setting. Again it’s super long so cutting at 15. 

1 “And who’s to say this isn’t what happens? Who can tell me that my fantasies won’t come true? Just this once ... “ — John JD Dorian

2 “Look NAME, I don’t know if it’s possible for me to put how I feel about you into words, but I guess I’ll give it a shot. I never really believed I’d find somebody that I love as much as you. I love you more than anything in the whole world. NAME, I love you more than FRIEND.” “Oh my god” “It's kind of hard for me to say, but it's true.” — John JD Dorian and Elliot Reid

3 “I grew up on the street ... No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.” — John JD Dorian

4 “As I looked at all the relationships around me ... Some that had gone on forever ... some that were reigniting ... and some that had just begun ... I realized something: It should have been me.” — John JD Dorian

5 “NAME, you can’t test love. When I met NAME, it seemed he/she was more in love with his/her best friend than with me.” “Honey, they’ve got that almond biscotti FRIEND loves, so I was wondering if I could borrow some money so I can get him/her some.” “No, you got him/her a present yesterday.” — Carla and Turk

6 “You’ve been wrong so many times that I'm not even going to say something is wrong anymore. I'm going to say that it's 'NAME'.

— Perry Cox

7 “I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up.” “I just put some pizza rolls on the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go.” “Oh, my god, I can't stand it, 30 more seconds.” “OK baby, don't get too excited, they have to cool off for at least a minute.” — Carla and Turk

8 “So, uh, you going to lunch with your brother/sister?” “Yeah, I... well, you know, I would've invited you, but I already made the reservation for two.” “So call and change it to three.” “Ohh, I'm not gonna mess with that hostess. You know, she uses sharp tones.” — Elliot Reid and John JD Dorian

9 “Nothing in this world, that's worth having comes easy.” — Bob Kelso

10 “Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.” — Elliot Reid

11 “I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.” — Perry Cox

12 “Oh, my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm... I'm gavomiting!” — Perry Cox

13 “So he/she has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt.” “You should bring it in someday.” — John JD Dorian & Carla Espinosa

14 “The problem with people who only want what they can’t have is that once they have what they want, they don’t want it anymore.” — John JD Dorian

15 “I guess when you care about someone, you’ll do whatever you can to make ’em happy.” —John JD Dorian

16 “The truth is, it is all your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones that make up who you are as a person” — John JD Dorian

17 “‘Cause even if it breaks your heart to be ‘just friends’, if you really care about someone, you’ll take the hit.“ — John JD Dorian

18 “The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.” — John JD Dorian

19 “Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.” — John JD Dorian

20 “Sex is only good for two things. Making babies and revenge.” — Jordan Sullivan

21 “What's going on?” “I love you too dumpling, but I have to work late. I'll make it up to you this weekend.” “NAME’s on the phone with his/her mom/dad/parent, so we're taking five.” — Jordan Sullivan, Ted Buckland and Perry Cox

22 “By the way, NAME’s here but I'm not going to kiss and tell.” “Oh really? Cause I just got your text that said "bone city".” “Oh really? That came through?” — JD and Elliot

23 “You're gonna love it here, sport.” “Get out while you still can.” “Uh...” “Seriously, get out while you still can.” — Bob Kelso, Ted Buckland, and Keith Dudemeister

24 “Ted, what are you doing?” “I like to do stomach crunches after lunch.” “Ted, lunch was four hours ago.” “Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.” “It's Wednesday.” “Aw, man! I missed SHOW!” — John JD Dorian and Ted Buckland

25 “Well, it took a whole tube of gel, but I finally got my hair down.” “No one male or female ever cared, NAME.” — Ted Buckland and Perry Cox

26 “Thirsty, huh?” “Helps the tears taste less bitter.” “Cheers.” — John JD Dorian and Ted Buckland

27 “I have to get ready man. I want my date with NAME to be perfect. What do you think about a romantic horseback ride on the beach?” “Ooh, like you and I did for your birthday.” “Yeah but except this time with two horses.” — John JD Dorian and Turk

28 “I am wearing red. Should I not be wearing red around her?” “She's pregnant, she's not a bull.” — Elliot Reid and Turk

29 “This is why the headache didn't go away, it is actually pronounced 'analgesic', not 'ANALgesic'. The pills go into your mouth.” — Turk

30 [She/he sees NAME holding a beer] “What are you doing? [He/she threatens to open it] “You better not open that.” [He/she opens it] “Okay, you better not drink it.” [He/she takes a sip] “All right, You better not enjoy it.” [He/she expresses enjoyment, person A bitch slaps his/her beer] “Did you just bitch slap my beer?” “Are you calling me a bitch?” “Yes. Yes, I am!” — Carla and Turk

31 “Is there another guy on this planet who is that sensitive?” “Okay, let it out. I've got you. NAME has got you. Hold me tighter, a little too tight...There is a good spot.” — Turk and JD

32 person a “This plan is fool proof.” Person c “That is impossible. You two are involved.” Person c “We will see about that!” [Person a and c crash into each other as they try to walk away] — JD, Perry Cox and Turk

33 person a “I don't think we have anymore wine. NAME, can I have some of yours?” [Person C’s narration: I felt like NAME was starting to blame me for all of this.] [person b Spills his/ her wine in person c’s face) “I spilled mine too, honey. You know what you should do? Ask for some NAME’s.” [Person C Spills his/her wine on his/her crotch] “I spilled mine too.” — Carla, Turk and JD

34 “Wait NAME! I have an idea.” “You have another idea? Well I've got to tell you, I'm done with your ideas and not just for now but forever! Okay, are we clear on that?”  “It's a good one.” “I'm listening.” — JD and Turk

35 “He/she is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky in there.” “Cirque de Soleil freaky. One time, he/she was skinless.” — Carla and Turk

36 “How often do you make love?” “Twice today.” “Actually it was three times. You were asleep for the last one.” “Wow, that really happened? I thought it was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.” — Marston, Turk and Carla

37 “How was your first stress-free day?” “Horrible. And you?” “Worse. Let's make a baby. If it doesn't work this time I'll kill myself.” “Not helping with the stress.” — Carla and Turk

38 “Dude, there you are. Two things; First, the aliens are here and they're wearing track suits.” “Oh, that's Nana.” — Turk and JD

39 “Are you nude right now?” “Yeah! How'd you know?” “Your voice is always higher when you're nude.” “That's true.” “It's not weird you know that at all.” —JD, Turk and Perry Cox

40 “You know, I actually like NAME. So, don't do that thing you always do.” “If you're referring to the game "Find the Saltine", relax. I don't even play that with NAME anymore.” [Later] “Behind your ear.” [Withdrawing Saltine from behind his ear] “My friend, you have found the Saltine. Uh, but, don't tell NAME we're still playing.”— Elliot Reid, JD and Turk

41 “Dude, he/she keeps a hug schedule with his/her friends!” “Okay, NAME ... looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2 o' clock spot and getting penciled in for never! How does that feel? Does it sting?” Person B Narration: He's hurting! Hug him/her ... hug him/her now! — Turk and JD

42 “Dude, don't sweat it - It says here that the ostrich is generally a docile creature.” “Thank God!” “It also says their kick can kill a man!” — Turk and JD

43 “Just don't repeat the same mistakes you made with me. For instance, don't speed down the road pretending your brakes are out. I don't care if it got you laid once in high school. It is not funny and I still have not forgiven you for killing that pony.” — Elliot Reid

44 “NAME, I don't photograph well. On my driver's license, I look like Gary Busey.” — Elliot Reid

45 “We have a very complicated past.” “Yeah, I hurt him/her, and I'm not proud.” Person B narration: I'm a little proud. — Elliot and JD

46 “NAME and I keep it superficial.” “Love the superficial. Dynamite teeth today!” “Oh thanks buddy!” “Sparkly.” “Yeah!” — Elliot and JD

47 “Will you tell me what NAME’s fantasy was?” “Nope.” “Did it involve chains?” “No.” “Whips?” “Mm-mm.” “Candle wax?” “No.” “Role-playing?” “No.” “Lasers?” “Mm-mm.” “Hamsters?” “Negative.” “Was he/she a Mexican apple thief?” “If only ...” — JD and Elliot

48 “Why don't you just move into my place?” “Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.” — Elliot and JD

49 “NAME, what you said before ... I knew you were right. Anyway, I'm sorry I got mad. You were wrong about one thing, though - we are moving forward.” “NAME, I'm thirty years old; I'm single, I'm homeless, and I'm pretty sure I just soiled myself.”

— Elliot and JD

50 Person A “Ohhh, my God, you're right.” Person B “Don't let him/her be your puppet-master.” Person C “Hey!” Person B “Hey.” Person C “What's up?” Person B “I have a headache.” Person C “Take some aspirin.” Person B “Don't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me!” — Carla, Elliot and Jake

51 “I've never connected with a guy/girl like this before. I mean, even though it's only been two weeks, I already feel like I know NAME better than I know myself.” “What does he/she do for a living?” “I should know that.” — Elliot and Carla

52 “Look, the reason I've been acting so weird and having my friends hang around us all the time is because I really think that we have a shot for something great, and I don't wanna go and ruin it by sleeping with you too fast. I mean, what was I supposed to do?” “Well, you...you could have just told me that.” “Yes, but you're forgetting I'm a crazy person!” — Elliot and Jake

53 “I've seen the Wiggles live in concert ... twice.” “Did they perform 'Big Red Car'?” “They opened and closed the show with it. It was awesome.” — Perry Cox and Turk

54 “What's wrong with me?” “You're an annoying, whining man-child.” “That question wasn't directed to you!” “What question?” — JD and Perry Cox

55 “I’m notifying all my old boyfriends/girlfriends today that I'm officially off the market.” “I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!” — Elliot Reid and Perry Cox

56 “If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love.” “I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.” — Bob Kelso and Perry Cox

57 “Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man/Woman Not Caring.” [points to self] — Perry Cox

58 “If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.” — Perry Cox

59 “Should I talk slower or get a nurse that speaks fluent moron?” — Perry Cox

60 “Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?” — Perry Cox

61 [thinking] Why don't I ever listen to me? — JD

62 “And you know what else? I quit!” “No you don't!” “Well I'm leaving early today!” “No, you're not! You're coming back to my office to do busy work!” “Fine, but I'm getting a soda first!” “Whatever.” — Ted Buckland and Bob Kelso

63 “Your dog is creepy.” “Aww...be nice to Rowdy. The guy we bought him from used to keep him in a box full of old hats.” — Elliot and JD

64 “I thought we cared about each other ...” “Oh please, if you didn't want to sleep with me, you'd have done the same thing.” “Well, I'll tell you one thing, the last thing in the world I wanna do is sleep wit'cha now!” “Do me right here.” “Okay.” “See!” — JD and Elliot

65 “Huh! I put all those fliers up, and nobody wants me to live with them!” “Oh, come on, NAME. I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a... clean, non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.” “Oh, well, if you don't, it gets mildewy.” “You know, you should move in with my friend: Anal McLooney.” — Elliot and JD

66 “You know, I've been thinking a lot about us lately.” “Me too.” “God, you drive me crazy.” “Oh, you drive me crazy!” “Sometimes I just lay awake at night, thinking about how unbelievably lucky I am to have you in my life.” “Sometimes you're so controlling it makes me want to strangle you..” — Paul and Elliot

67 “Tonight, I am going to make all of your fantasies come true.” “You know, NAME, I would be happy just to have sex above the covers once.” “Yeah ... never gonna happen.” — Elliot and Paul

68 “You know, it's funny... when I said "I love you," it was an accident - and I never really loved you at all.” “That is an absolute riot.” — Elliot and Paul

69 “Okay, here's what you do: First you say that, even though our relationship is ending, you don't have any regrets.” “Oh, my God! Are you actually telling me how to break up with you?” “You're right. Go ahead.” “If you could just start me off, that'd be super.” — Paul and Elliot

70 Person A “You never explained that U2 thing, did you!” Person B “You know, I've been thinking about it, and maybe it's not such a bad thing that that happened! Right? I mean, things have been going really well between us, and maybe it was fate! I could've been looking at my Bel Biv Devoe CD and said, "I love Bel Biv Devoe" - which I do, by the way. And I'm not ashamed of it.” Person A and B “That girl is poison..." Person A “NAME, look, I just think that if you guys are meant to get to this point, it'll happen... naturally.” Person B “You're right! "I love U2!" Dammit! Why do I always have to say every little thing that comes into my head!? Ugh, I really wish you wouldn't stand so close to me after you take your hummus break. See! I didn't need to say that! I'm gonna tell him.” Person C “Love you!” Person B “Love you more!” Person A “Ugh!” Person B “You know what - brush your teeth, then judge me!” — Carla, Elliot and Paul