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moonlightdancer26 · 10 months
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Today (or since 3 days ago technically) I was having a jokey-argument with some blog I had never seen before, and after my second most recent reply they chose to say this:
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For context, our exchange was under an ask I answered about which HP characters I think would win in a fist fight (and the anon listed a bunch of characters). For one of them it was Pomfrey vs. Snape, and I thought Snape would win bc he’s obviously much younger and faster. And this person decides to comment that Pomfrey would kick his ass, and I basically responded with dumb comments that weren’t meant to be taken seriously.
After my second comment, that screenshot is what they responded with. And honestly I think that says it all about his antis 💀 they literally have no decent arguments and use “omg ew you like (oh sorry, *worship, like he’s some kind of god) Snape?” as a last resort, and it’s much funnier when you remember that they’re the ones who come onto our posts and start with their shit. My post wasn’t even tagged as pro-snape, I just used general tags for everyone, and this person decided to single him out and insult me for liking him even though my post could’ve just as easily been written by a Snape anti/skeptic. They were unable to come up with a decent witty response and chose that while thinking it was a non-embarrassing reply.
And for your information, one of those dumb comments included me saying that Snape has a black belt in Shodokan Karate, and after that they straight up asked “is this canon or just snape fandom?” I genuinely can’t tell if that was a poor attempt at sarcasm or sincere curiosity, but either way it also shows how little they can recall when it comes to canon.
So, Snape antis, how about you guys just… don’t bring “loving SniVeLLuSssS” into an argument or discussion you know you’ve lost? You’re quite literally just making a fool out of yourself.
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soobnny · 9 months
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classmate au | nishimura riki
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❝ did you guys see that? i was the one who taught her how to do that!❞
heeseung | jay | jake | sunghoon | sunoo | jungwon | NI-KI
nishimura riki….
the absolute menace that this boy is
The Class Clown
being seatmates with him is probably the worst decision you have ever made
not bc of him and his jokes !!!!!
no he’s very funny actually
he makes you laugh all the time
he just ALWAYS whispers the wrong answer to you during oral recitation
and you ALWAYS fall for it
“what is the second stage of cell division?”
“meiosis,” he’d whisper so confidently
“m…meiosis?” you ask more to him bc u know he’s wrong but the teacher hears you anyway 😭😭😭
he is just SOOOOO !!!! unbearable
also btw he calls u by ur last name
the type to be close friends with all the teachers
he’d just casually reply to them in class (ofc in a respectful enough manner)
always makes the class laugh
he’s always doing some shit honestly like just don’t try to understand him atp
he likes to switch with the person seated behind you sometimes so he can sit beside a close friend but ALSO so he can play with your hair
ni-ki will just do ANYTHING .. put your hair in poor braids, put it in a ponytail ltrly anything
he has started his own hair salon behind you
tells you not to fix your hair for the rest of the day
so yes you end up sporting his poorly styled ponytail where some strands are sticking out
also the type to draw on your arm
in the case that he doesn’t switch with the person behind you, he’ll just start drawing on your arm
ANYTHING absolutely anything
hearts … maybe even a dick im sorry he is a Man and he will start giggling to himself when he draws it on your forearm
tbh u just let him do it
it’s bc he looks so cute … like he’s so focused on your arm while you’re focused on your teacher
during those class seminars, he is STILL seated next to you
but you guys don’t listen to the speaker most of the time
he’ll have the 8ball app loaded on his phone and you guys will just silently play billiards on his phone
changes ur contact name to “sucks at 8ball”
when it’s his turn to make a move, you try and pay attention to the speaker
but then he nudges your arm to signal that it’s your turn and he hands you his phone so you can make a move
BTW idk how to explain this but the seats r like those in the movie theaters
imagine …. your arms on the same arm rest … side by side …. touching
he is actually so slick with it
unlike jake, you’ll often find him at the volleyball court instead of the basketball court
you enjoy sitting at the sides too
ur friends like playing so sometimes they’d play against riki or on the same team as him and you’d just watch as u wait for ur sibling to get u from school
or until you can commute back home with your friends
sometimes you’d join too
BUT only after telling them you’re bad at the sport over and over and over again and them telling you it’s ok over and over and over again too
you finally join in and play volleyball with them with the reassurance that they’re just playing for fun !!!!!!
honestly it’s so much fun but Menace Riki loves to target the ball in ur direction
(it’s so you can play too since most of the time … the ball doesn’t go in ur direction so ure just awkwardly standing in ur position 🧍‍♀️)
the next day, this mf drags u out of class HIMSELF to the direction of the volleyball court and teaches you how to set
“okay, hands above ur forehead, okay? 😒” and u’re just trying to take his directions
he’d be soooooo annoying when you set a ball properly for the first time too
would ltrly turn to everyone in the court with his loud mouth and start praising you
“hey, did you guys see that?? i taught her how to do that !!! i’m her mentor”
ofc it becomes something about Him instead but it’s just cuz he can’t risk everyone knowing about his big fat crush on you
(sucks to be him bc everyone already knows like … have you seen the way he looks at you?)
he’s secretly so proud and plays volleyball with you to the side instead of playing an actual match
it’s to help you improve
bc he’s your self-proclaimed mentor 🥹
and when his friends drag him to play, he’ll insist you play too on the same team as him
you know how like .. one touch .. two touch .. volleyball is until three right?
ni-ki loves to set the ball or toss it to you so you can actually play too
your hype boy 😍😍😍😍
another funny story with this boy was when you and your friend were on your way to go home
and it started raining
ni-ki’s bff and ur bff r dating ok !!!
so naturally, his best friend leaves his side to shade his gf (ur bff) with an umbrella
now u’re left behind with riki
u do NOT expect him to grab his umbrella, open it up, and tell you to start walking with u
shields you so now you’re following behind ur dating bffs
honestly it’s actually kind of a cute memory
sharing an umbrella .. so romantic 🥰
ofc ur friends tease u !!! those who witnessed it happen and when u and ur friend r safely sheltered from the rain,, riki’s bff starts pushing him and teasing him for finally making a move
the direction ni-ki needs to go to isn’t even where he had walked u to but he still did it so you wouldn’t get sick
ANYWAYS he’s the teasing to get ur attention when he has a crush type so
good luck
expect him to always be up in your business and calling your name out
just embarrassing you in all possible ways
ALL GOOD INTENTIONS i swear
he’s just bad at expressing his feelings
u guys r just an old married couple bickering in class sometimes
your classmates start making bets on when you two will finally start dating
when he finally asks you out, his cocky teasing behavior is just thrown out the window
he stutters and scratches the back of his head and looks anywhere but to you
indirectly asks you out
“wanna eat um street foods after class?”
“who’s coming with,” you’d ask
“JUST ME… just me. just us…”
ltrly something as simple as that has him blushing all over 😭
he has no problem embarrassing u and drawing dicks on ur arms and calling ur name in the hallway and throwing an arm around ur shoulder
but the moment he asks u to eat out with him ?? even just for street food ?? bye he’s so shy and nervous
it’s SOOOO unlike him
“oh, sure!”
his eyes would light up please stop
then his cocky behavior would come back a little .. just enough to be tsundere as he is
“okay… don’t think i wanna hangout with you alone or anything. it’s just a treat for properly setting last time we played vb”
likeeee no one believes you ni-ki
the last time u played vb was like two weeks ago so why r u suddenly treating NOW
it’s actually so cute when u start dating
he has such a Soft Spot for u
LOVES annoying u but is secretly so doting like please
i hate happy couples !!!!!!!!!
i hope u guys r HAPPY <3
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cressthebest · 28 days
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Art Heist, Baby! Thoughts pt. 8
chapter 22:
1. sirius is fully committing to the heist, and the hole in my heart is slowly patching itself
2. sirius being challenged with the heist again after going so long with the poor substitute of catching art heists- this does something to me
3. regulus is proud that sirius got to grow his hair out like he wanted. sobbing still
4. Oh. it’s the museum again. with THAT painting. this. this is *the* ahb painting AGAIN
5. OH REG IS SHARING THE NIGHT SIRIUS GOT SHOT STORY TO JAMES GODDAMN
6. regulus will try to be good, just for james. he wants to be enough for james, and will never stop trying, but james always knows that reg is enough
chapter 23:
1. james tbinks that getting to know regulus is a privilege. holy shit hold up.
2. they’re so soft, wait
3. atp it’s a necessity to hear reg’s voice
4. james teasing regulus while reg is driving is 😳. ALSO reg is not good at driving to begin with. lord help them 😭😭😭
5. 😳😳😳 they’re getting spicy. but also, like, so me fr
6. okay, the way that they all make references to their canon animagi are fantastic. i particularly like how remus compares sirius’ stubborn attitude to a dog licking his wounds.
7. WOLFSTAR IS CURED WOLFSTAR IS BACK TOGETHER WOLFSTAR IS CANON
8. 😳😳 now wolfstar is getting at it
9. also, do yourself a favor and go read chapter 23 end notes. masterpiece.
chapter 24:
1. starting the chapter off with jegulus smut i see
2. james’ antler tattoo 😳
3. james is the only one for regulus, i’m sobbing
4. “Most of anything Regulus thought about these days revolved around James. That’s what he gets, he supposed, for falling for the sun. It was only natural.” AHHHHHHHHH. there’s a million things i want to quote from ahb, so i have to be selective, but WOW
5. they’re planning their house together in brazil. sobbing fr rn. arguments over green or red shutters. they’re gonna live together. i’m about to start blubbering wiat ajesjfnsksjdsldj
6. 😳 remus caught them. uh live laugh love
7. REMUS AND JAMES ARE GOSSIPING ABOUT THEIR LOVE LIFE, ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD!! both of them proud for scoring the black brothers. goddamn, that’s an accomplishment
8. DORLENE!!! getting married in italy!!!!
9. barty calling jegulus sluts <3
10. ahb peter <33333
11. SHOVEL TALKS. i live for these
12. barty and evan are reg’s found family brothers and i stand by that for life.
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hees-mine · 1 month
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all these anons saying what if yn's preggo... y'all are fucked in the head and i LOVE IT. i love the messiness of what that situation would be like. and to say that what if she ended up with jay??? SWEETPEA'S WHOLE ASS BOYFRIEND??? i love how we're just making their lives miserable.
my version of the ending is that yn moves to another country, starts over, finishes her studies, become a bad bitch and becomes hella successful and wait for it...
falls in love and marries hee's prodigy at work; mr park sunghoon. and he invites hee to their wedding (bc mentor and whatnot) and yn being all moved on and shit AND THEN THE REGRET HITS HEESEUNG LIKE MF TRUCK. LIKE DAMN I COULD'VE MARRIED HER AND HAVE THAT GOOD PUSSY FOR LIFE BUT NAURRRR. yn just greets him happily with no malice bc she couldn't give less of a fuck about her past bc again, she moved on and made peace with everything.
as for the daughter, i could see her watching her dad deteriorate right in front of her eyes and living with the regret her entire life that while her dad was being selfish, in the end, she was too and while she was living happily in a relationship, her dad stayed single and when she moved out, he rotted in their family home all alone. but she was too prideful and would never admit it so she would just wallow in her regret in silence her whole life.
in my head, they were never the same father-daughter duo. i also see hee holding some sort of grudge against his daughter and her knowing and their relationship is just strained forever.
in conclusion, i just see yn living her best life and the father-daughter duo living in regret.
wow i went on a TANGENT. but yeah, i'm a bitter bitch who also has been used for pleasure and deluded into thinking they loved me BUT OH WELL MEN ARE TRASH.
i loved the story so much, bb. i hope you're proud of yourself and continue to write bc you are very, very good at it 🩵 -🌽
Ahem! *sips water cracks knuckles* exactly the sweetpea and hee slander is so real bro
It would be the messiest of messy and at the end of the day I’m not sure if anyone would be happy cause I think all that comes after the pregnancy news would be nothing but spite atp 😭
Bruh are yall trying to unalive heeseung? If mans had to go through that especially finding out that his old fling is not only with his co worker but they’re getting married yeah he’d be drinking himself to sleep that night for sure 💀
No not them y/n’s life and theirs too you’re just going for a triple kill 😂 I’d be scared to wrong you in any way
Nah because she definitely would not be his sweetpea anymore after that (here lies the nickname sweetpea)🪦🥀😂
Damn I’m sorry you went through that hearing that makes me feel bad about writing more realistic stories 😔
But no worries bestie we’re all here for you and your tangent 😂
Thank you! I will continue to do just that😉
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HI!!! I just NEEDDD a timeskip! Kageyama x model! Reader one shot/headcannons bcs I just KNOWW they’re such a hot couple and plus kageyamas canonically attractive like??? Preferably fem reader bcs I’m fem and if u wanna add some spice then even betterrr 😙 tyyy so looking forward to it xx
hey hey hey!!
i absolutely LOVE this idea and i hope u like it!!
timeskip kageyama x fem model reader
~~~
-So you guys probably met at a party or something right
-Like kageyama would be dragged there by the japan team
-And youd just be there on ur own
-And once ur there kageyama would see u and just OMG
-Like ur??? So??? Pretty??? Is that even allowed???
-And he probably wouldnt even know ur a model tbh😭…like if ur outside of the vball world he has NO IDEA you exist
-And he also had no idea he was staring at u for like five minutes
-And you being a confident hottie decided to approach him first
-Despite his non stop blushing and stuttering, u guys hit it off!!
-And before he left he somehow managed to get ur number
-Once he got back to the team they asked who he was with
-Still being oblivious to ur fame, he would just respond “oh, i met this girl named y/n l/n and we were kinda hanging out”
-AND THE TEAM WOULD BE SHOOK
“y/n l/n???? You mean the model????🤨”
-KAGEYAMA WOULD JUST STARE AT THEM CONFUSED LMAO
-But once someone looks u up online BRO IS FLABBERGASTED💀
-LIKE WHAT???
-HE WAS TALKING TO A MODEL THIS WHOLE TIME AND HAD NO IDEA???
-WAS HE SURPRISED THAT U WERE A MODEL?? ABSOLUTELY NOT, UR GORGEOUS…BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOLY SHIT
-YOURE A MODEL.
-So once he got home he would be stalking ur socials and completely fanboying over u
-AND UD PROBABLY CALL HIM OR SOMETHING AND HED BE SCARED HE GOT CAUGHT LMFAO
-But you just wanted to make sure u had the right number and tell him you had a nice time
-And during that call hed manage to ask you on a date, and you agreed!
-And thats kinda where it all started
-You probably figured out abt his volleyball career on ur own after you first met, so at ur first date u guys would talk abt both of your fame and such
-And let me just say, KAGEYAMA IS SO SUPPORTIVE OF U😩👏
-Like everytime u go to a new shoot or something and wanna show him the photos he gets all blushy and just kinda mumbles “youre so pretty, y/n” AND JUST UGHH
-He is also so soft with you as a bf❤️
-Like give him cuddles once and he will NEVER wanna leave ur arms😩💕
-And he would always look at ur work and anything ure in and just be so damn proud
-AND YOU ARE ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF HIM TOO OFC
-Like u go to ALL of his games, and he is always so happy to see u there
-But lets say u guys havent told the public abt ur relationship
-FANS WOULD START TO SEE U THERE AND MAKE THEORIES
  “Omg did you see that y/n l/n has been at every japan game this year??”
  “You mean the model??”
  “Yeah! I saw her too! I bet shes dating one of the players”
   “I wouldnt be surprised, any of them would compliment her SO WELL..like a 
    hot athlete plus a hot model?? Its perfect”
-You guys would just ignore the comments tbh
-Like u liked the secret relationship
-But then SOMEONE had to go mess that up🤨
-And that someone would probably be hinata😭
-HE WOULD JUST POST A PICTURE OF U GUYS KISSING AFTER A BIG GAME OR SOMETHING AND CAPTION IT “always gotta be the third wheel with these two smh🙄”
-AND LIKE ATSUMU AND BOKUTO WOULD COMMENT “FRRR, like get a room ong👆” “istg, theyre making me feel more single every day😪”
-AND FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY FREAK OUT
-YOU AND KAGS WOULD SEE ALL THE COMMOTION AND JUST LET IT BE PUBLIC ATP
-(hinata would still be getting his ass kicked by kags tho🪦)
-BUT FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE U GUYS
-Like constant ship edits, ship names, ALL OF IT
-You guys would be absolutely iconic
-Certain modeling companies would probably have u guys do couple shoots too
-AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT MODELING KAGEYAMA…<333
-U GUYS ARE SO HOT
-But now that u guys have open relationships you guys could actually show affection
-And even though kags is usually shy with that he would not hesitate to hype u up still
-Hed repost ALL ur work, and hed comment things like “❤️” "😊👏" “So pretty baby” AND HES SO AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE
-And you would post his volleyball highlights and just AHHH
-But ofc internet fame has its downsides
-And usually it wouldnt get to u guys, but sometimes you two can get a teeny bit self conscious from it:((
-Like if kags sees a comment saying that you could do better than him he would honestly start to worry that u felt that way too:((
-Please tell him that hes perfect and u love him and give him all the cuddles and kisses in the world❤️❤️❤️
-He is probably still scared that he will be left behind (like in middle school) so for you to hold him and promise him that you wont leave him no matter what will calm him down sm
-And if people do the same for YOU kageyama would actually be in shock
-Like you are the most perfect thing to him
-And if he sees any type of hate getting u down he will not hesitate to wrap his arms around u and try to just squeeze all ur sadness away😩❤️
-Hed kiss ur head and just whisper “please dont listen to what they say, i love you so much and i would never even think about leaving you for someone else”❤️❤️❤️
-AND HE MEANS IT
-HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
-AND IS SO PROUD OF YOU AND IS STILL ASTONISHED OF HOW HE EVEN PULLED YOU
-But you guys would try your best to ignore all the negatives in your world and just focus on being happy:))
10/10, power duo + super cute and supportive couple👏❤️
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saewokhrisz · 2 years
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ALSO!! BIRDIES 👀
HERE WE GOO
who is more likely to hurt the other?
aloy has the erm..tendency to be harsh without thinking about the consequences of the words she says
who is emotionally stronger?
id say pretty evenly matched, However id have to say talanah is a bit more resilient, (this is a surprise even to me now that i thought about it a bit more)
who is physically stronger?
my sweet beefy daughter, aloy
who is more likely to break a bone?
sigh....aloy.....everyone act surprised quick !!!!
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
theyre even and thank god theyre friends and not against one another cuz if they were theyd make eachother cry under 40 seconds
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?
i dont see them arguing all the often, but when they do ,,,oh god,,,but regardless my answer is aloy, but that doesnt mean talanah wont admit when she's in the wrong in an arguement (after they cooled down cuz lord knows these two will burn the world down with how heated their arguement would get if its serious)
who treats who’s wounds more often?
ms khane padish is aloys resident medic atp...que intensely gay wound patching and a "kiss it better" move
who is in constant need of comfort?
aloy, but she wont admit to it, however talanah doesnt need to do much for her walls to come down
who gets more jealous?
Talanah Khane Padish.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
hold on let me just ...[pulls out the first pages of the sunhawk comic]
who will propose?
talanah will plan a Perfect Moment to propose only for aloy to blurt it out in a nerve-ridden moment of flusterdness
who has the most difficult parents?
next question.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
lanah :] who comes up for the other all the time?
they cannot escape hearing about eachother, not like they mind, theyre proud of their wives !!! (except when some fucking asshole carja talks shit abt talanah, hands are gonna FLY)
who hogs the blankets?
talanah !!
who gets more sad?
OOF i think neither get outright Sad? but they evenly go into waves of melancholy
who is better at cheering the other up?
theyre phenomenal joksters both and great at comforting someone, however while lanah does it with intention and skill, aloy just kinda finds her way around making the other cheer up a little
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
insert "youre still my favourite thrush" clip from the begining of burning blooms, ill let that answer this question for me (its talanah)
who is more streetwise?
*street* street wise, talanah , but wilderness street wise? aloy
who is more wise?
.....depends?????? in some situations id say talanah but ive been questioning this stance
who’s the shyest?
loysie;;
who boasts about the other more?
talanah: so my WIFE, slayer of redmaw-
who sits on who’s lap?
talanah has big cat energy and she loves sitting in aloys lap..and aloy loves it (esp being able to hug her from behind ueueueu)
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