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🎭 ❛ CURTAIN CALL ❜ ; alhaitham x reader social media au
⁂ . . .GENRE !! modern. college au, academic rivals.
⁂ . . .STARRING !! fem reader, alhaitham, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, dehya, candace, layla, mona, yae miko, scaramouche.
⁂ . . .NOTES !! cursing, written parts, taglist is open, feel free to send an ask if you want to join!
* starting on 05.15.23. updates twice a week
𖥸 a new year in college is starting. you’re now officially a part of teyvat university’s top students and for that, your teacher announces you your nomination to the latest academic project. twenty days to submit a scenario entirely created by yourself that will be played by other students as a theater play seventy days later. little did you know the scenario was going to be chosen among you and four of the other nominees in a competition, and one of the contestants is no other than your forever rival alhaitham.
pokedex [ alhaitham gc ] ❖ ❖ ❖ [ y/n gc ] dating nightmares
ACT ONE … competition starting now !!
✮ — 01. three types of friends ✮ — 02. genius loses ? ✮ — 03. you again ✮ — 04. trigger warning alhaitham ✮ — 05. vacation is officially over ig ✮ — 06. special one for stalker!! ✮ — 07. error 404 ✮ — 08. outsiders ✮ — 09. something to hide ?
✩ — side chapter A. deep shit : to be in trouble
✮ — 10. earnest thanks should be given thrice ✮ — 11. [ … ] ✮ — 12. [ … ]
ACT TWO … seventy days ..
EMPTY // [ chapters still to define ]
ACT THREE … seemed shorter than i expected.
EMPTY // [ chapters std ]
* current chapter index is still subject to change. reblogs, comments, likes and any kind of feedback is greatly appreciated. <3
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Ninth Grade Samurai aka Samurai Series Incorrect Quotes
Of books:
Ninth Grade Samurai (Book 1)
Phoenix Song (Book 2)
Curtain Call (Book 3)
Nothing is accurate to canon y'all it's an AU!
Howard: This blood line ends with me!
Randy: That's the fanciest way I've heard someone say "I'm gay".
**
Heidi: (with finding herself in the middle of the Ninja and Samurai fights against the Sorcerer and McFist) I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
**
Howard: What did you order this morning?
Rei: What do you mean?
Howard: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.
**
Rei: Comparing Howard and Randy is like comparing apples and oranges.
Howard: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Rei: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Randy: Which one of us is the orange?
**
Randy: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Julian: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Randy: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Heidi: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Howard: Looks like someone's a HO.
Julian: NaBrO.
Rei: I'm done with all of you!
**
Rei: State your name, rank, and intention.
Randy: Randy, Randy, fun.
**
Heidi: Randy, you'll be working with Julian and Rei.
Randy: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Randy: ...Of people on a team.
**
Howard: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Randy: Milfs.
Rei: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Heidi: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Heidi: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Randy: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Rei: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Rei: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Heidi: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Julian: What? No! It isn't!
Heidi: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Howard: Heidi...
Heidi: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Howardy: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Heidi: HOWARD, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Howard: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Julian: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Rei: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Randy i and Howard: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Julian:
Rei, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
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Heidi: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Rei: *looks over at Howard and Julian* Rei: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Julian: Where’s my chair?
Rei: Randy broke it over Howard’s back while they were wrestling.
Howard: Correction, Randy was wrestling. I was eating soup.
**
Julian: Hah! 69! you know what that means?
Randy: What?
Rei: That you're a child.
Howard: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?
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Heidi: What are you getting Howard for the holidays?
Julian: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Rei: I'm getting Howard a divorce lawyer.
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Heidi: I told Howard to grab snacks for everyone.
Rei, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Julian, Howard, and Randy raise their hands*
**
Rei: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Randy: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Howard: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Julian: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
**
Julian: *about Rei and Randy* They make a cute couple, huh?
Howard: They certainly are standing next to each other.
**
Heidi: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Julian: I sleep with a knife.
Randy: Both of you are pathetic.
Heidi: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Randy: Rei.
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Rei: *does 99% of the work*
Randy: *has no idea what’s going on*
Julian: *says they’re gonna help but does not*
Howard: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*
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Heidi: Why are your tongues purple?
Rei: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Randy: I had a red one.
Heidi: oh.
Heidi:
Heidi: OH.
Howard:
Howard: You drank eachothers slushies?
**
Post curtain call ig
Julian: Why is Rei crying on the floor?
Heidi: She's drunk.
Julian: And?
Heidi: She saw a picture of Randy's spouse.
Julian: But she's Randy's spouse.
Heidi: I know.
**
Howard: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Rei: You could lose a few.
Heidi: You could be less lazy.
Randy: Don’t be such a bitch.
Howard: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
**
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Rei: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Howard: Five second rule!
Julian: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Randy: *Sobs on the floor*
**
Randy: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Rei: Merry crisis.
Heidi: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Howard: Hoe hoe hoe.
Randy: Guys, please.
**
Howard: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Rei: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Julian: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Rei: We’re not talking about flavour, Julian!
Julian: Flavour counts!
Rei: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Randy: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Rei: Okay, but-
Randy: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Julian: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Rei: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, JULIAN!
Julian: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, REI!
Howard: I- Jesus-
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Curtain Call AU
THIS IS YET ANOTHER AU OF @/partycoffin‘s Welcome Home
Here is the link to the Fanfic! Only registered Archive of Our Own users can view it there. This is to protect it from the evil AI.
I will include the full first chapter in a separate post for here.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47539285/chapters/119809513
There are some spoilers in this info. post but here is some Character Information and AU information.
GENERAL INFO.
The creator of the Welcome Home Show found budding actors and made them into puppets for his show via magic and now makes Wally try to sustain a place called “Home” to keep the Neighborhood alive. This includes Wally himself and his friends.
Who is Danny Holmes?
He is the “creator” of the Welcome Home Show in this universe
Sort of Home’s human form.
Home represents Danny as a physical manifestation of him in the show
He uses Wally and co. for his own fame. As long as Welcome Home is running and in the minds of people SOMEWHERE, he will live on
As long as people consume Welcome Home content and think you tit, Danny will also survive and be immoral basically.
About Home
Only Wally can understand him in the “Home” form
“Home” is where the puppets (and their replacements) were made and gives color and life to their world.
Without Home, Wally and co would return to being felt, lifeless puppets and their world would all revert back to just plain felt puppets and a set.
Home is Sentient and has a human form. Instead of being just a house, it’s a massive place similar to a warehouse/factory. Puppets are made here and there is a massive machine in the center that works as the “heart” even Wally can’t get in there.
About Wally
Wally Darling was an actor that was just getting his start in the industry. He was approached by a mysterious man who said he had an idea for a children’s show that was sure to be a hit.
Wally, wanting his friends to jump on the opportunity with him, told his friends (Barnaby, Julie, Frank, Etc.) This causes Wally lots of guilt because he knows he got his friends into this.
Wally is trying to find a way to keep their lives and be free without Home knowing. He throws himself into his work and neglects his own needs to take care of Home. He doesn’t want his friends to suffer because he wasn’t capable of doing this
He refuses to allow the others to help him. He doesn’t want Home to hurt them too
About Barnaby
Wally’s best friend since grade school.
Worked as a struggling comedian before Wally told him to audition for Welcome Home
“What have you got to loose, Barns?”
About Julie
She had been in plays with Wally since they were kids
She always dreamed of being a “big shot actress” but had only been in plays and musicals at the local theatre Frank worked at
She met Wally there and Wally told her she should give Welcome Home auditions a try since they were looking for new actors in particular.
About Frank
Former tech. Person for many theatre programs that Wally had participated in
Wally and Julie begged him to audition with them
About Eddie
Interned for Danny for years.
He was more of an errand boy, just picking up the mail, newspapers and getting lunch so Danny didn’t have to leave the building where he developed Welcome Home
They needed another actor for the show but only 7 actors showed up. Danny told him to try out.
About Poppy
She was a retired Broadway actress hoping to get a chance at the big screen.
Was a theater teacher for children one year for a volunteer thing. That’s where she met Wally
Encouraged Wally by telling him he was really good and inspired him to be an actor.
Now runs the local theater
Wally brought Welcome Home to her attention because he wanted to pay her back for believing in him.
About Sally
Former child actress that was in between jobs
Wally approached her with the idea to audition for Welcome Home
She jumped on the idea
About Howdy
This is a bit of a funny story
He was a cashier at a shop Eddie would get coffee, donuts and other things Danny asked for from.
Eddie jokingly suggested to play the store worker for the Welcome Home Show
Danny told Eddie to go ask him to audition and Howdy actually showed up.
Danny loved his audition the best.
Well, right next to Wally’s. Wally is the host after all and his star.
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