#aug.day tiktok dreams

[bbdaydreams]

Baby Formula

TikTok inspo

a/n: @pinoyrella and I back at it again with laughing at TikToks and coming up with ideas.

Character: Sanzu Haruchiyo

Summary: Sanzu made a small mess with the formula trying to make a bottle for his daughter

Warning: drug mention (cocaine)

Sanzu was never completely sure he wanted a child until his daughter was born. They were the perfect mixture of you and him, he loved her with all his heart. It was clear he cherished them and wouldn’t try to put them in harms way so you trusted him to take care of your child alone while he encouraged you to get some sleep in your shared bedroom.

But you weren’t the only one lacking sleep, he was as well. Drifting in and out of sleep while his daughter laid on their play mat he noticed that it was almost nap time for them.

“Stay put, I’ll be right back princess. Daddy’s going to make you a bottle.” She looked up at him and babbled which made him smile and press a kiss against her cheek before getting up.

Getting to the kitchen, he added water to the electric kettle and flicked the switch to let the water boil before taking out the formula tub from the designated baby cabinet as well as a clean bottle. Everything was now set up as how you’ve taught him to prepare. Grabbing the scoop he put the required amount into the bottle but most of it spilt out. Letting out a sigh he turned the bottle upside down to let what did get in go back into the container and tried again, this time succeeding.

Deciding to clean up while the water cooled down he placed the bottle somewhere else and started looking around for a towel to clean the countertop. Not finding any and not wanting to get his hands dirty, he opted for an old trick. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a credit card from his wallet. Collecting what he could, he made it into a line and was about to scoop it up until he heard your voice.

“Haru, it’s almost nap time for- what are you doing?”

Sanzu isn’t scared of much but he is definitely terrified of you. So, in the heat of the moment he decided to snort it.

“Haruchiyo!”

“I’m sorry! You made me panic so I had to hide the evidence!”

“You’re doing coke when I trusted you with MY baby?! Sanzu Haruchiyo what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you fucking insane? Out of all the things you do I can’t believe you did that! While I was sleeping too!”

“It’s not what it looks like, I swear! It was baby formula!”

“It was baby formula? So your first instinct to me catching you in the act was to straight up snort it?! Like hell I’ll believe that Haruchiyo!”

“You’re scary when you’re mad but yes. Look, taste it,” he pleaded wiping his index finger on the exterior of his nose.

“Sanzu I’m not-“ he was quick to cut you off by sticking his finger into your mouth, the taste catching you off guard.

“See? I wouldn’t lie to you my pretty booger.”

“I’m surprised you didn’t put a booger in my mouth. Where’s our princess anyways?”

“Living room.”

Walking out of the kitchen with him following, you saw your daughter was still on their mat, peacefully asleep as if you weren’t just yelling at her father at the top of your lungs.

[bbdaydreams]

Big Baby

TikTok inspo (warning: close up of a wasp)

a/n: @pinoyrella and I came up with this like 3 months ago. I’m just very lazy

Pairing: Ran Haitani x Reader

Summary: Things go south for Ran when he finds a wasp and has to wait for you to come back home

Warning: very ooc and poorly edited

Having both of yours and Ran’s days off is always a blessing, but it’s unfortunate when one of you have already made plans. Your schedule was more regular whereas Ran’s was more spontaneous so you and Ran either made last minute plans or didn’t hang out at all. Today was one of those days. You both had off but Ran had gotten his schedule late and you had made plans in advance to hang out with a friend at a theme park.

“I’m gonna get going now, call me if you need me. If I don’t answer I’ll call you back as soon as I can.”

“Why don’t you just ditch them and stay home with me?”

“I’ve had this planned for a while, Ran. It’d be rude if I just bailed on them. Plus I haven’t seen them in a while,” you explained, checking yourself out in the mirror one last time. You turned around only to be greeted by him sitting on the edge of your bed with a fake pout on his face. “Don’t give me that. I’ll be back before you know it.”

“Whatever you say, doll,” he smirked before getting up and leaning towards you to give you a quick kiss. “Have fun, don’t miss me too much.”

“Says the one that was just pouting.” Your phone buzzed, signaling you had received a text. “Ah that’s them, gotta go.” You gave him one last kiss before saying your goodbye.

After you left, Ran decided to go back to sleep to get a couple extra hours of rest. Waking up to the sun seeping through the blinds, he lifted his head up off your pillow and started stretching. Letting out a yawn, he got up and pulled the curtains and opened the doors that lead to the attached balcony. The sight from the top floor was something he would never get tired of. Stepping out, he crossed his arms and leaned over the railing before taking in a couple deep breaths to enjoy the fresh air. “Ahh, this is the life,” he spoke to himself, only wishing that you were by his side to accompany him.

Feeling hungry, he turned around to walk back inside but made his way over to your side of the bed to pick up the glass of water you placed there the night before. Noticing it still had a bit left, he drank it only to spit it back out the instant he heard a violent buzzing sound. “What was that?”

He set the glass down and started looking around the room in a panic as he slowly made his way back over to the balcony and closed the doors, hoping that whatever made the sound was gone. Going back to your side of the bed to retrieve the glass, he picked it up only to hear the buzzing again. “Where the fuck is it!”

Ran is a calm guy. He knows how to keep his composure in every situation and to do it all with a smirk on his face. The only exception being when he fears he’s near a wasp. He’s fine with flies, just knows they’re gross. He’s good with bees, because he knows they don’t mean to hurt him. But wasps? Absolutely not, they are vicious and attack just because you made eye contact with them. They also hurt like a bitch.

Holding onto the cup, he closed his eyes to try and focus on the sound. Unfortunately he didn’t hear the sound but he did feel 6 tiny feet slowly crawling up his arm. Jumping about a foot into the air, he ran around the room to get the insect off of him, which he succeeded in, and saw it fly off to the wall on the opposite side of the room. Feeling a rush of adrenaline he quickly made his way over to where the wasp was and put the cup around it, encasing it. “I win. I don’t even know how the hell you made it up here. Now I just have to get you outside…. Dammit.”

It didn’t take long for him to realize the situation he was in. He trapped the wasp but at what cost? He has nothing to slide under the cup to move it outside. There’s nothing within arms reach for him to grab to slide under. And he’s nowhere near his phone. “Shit, I can’t even call Y/n.”

“Calling Dollface.”

“Hmmm? Oh Alexa, I knew you were a great investment!” Standing hopeful with his hand firmly pressed against the cup, he waited to hear your voice. Luckily on the first ring you answered.

“Hello?”

“Y/n! I’m so glad to hear your voice. I hope you’re having fun with your friend.”

“I’m glad to hear yours too and I am! It’s nice catching up with them. We just took the last exit to get to the park so I’ll have to leave soon to head over to check in.”

“I think you should come home,” he proposed only to hear your end go silent. “Doll? Are you still there?”

“… you want me to what now?”

“I said you should come home?“ he suggested again, this time his voice small.

“Not happening.”

“Hear me out! A nice and lovely relaxing day, just you and I. We could go to your favorite café. Shop at your favorite store. I’ll buy you anything you want and more.”

“Ran, what’s going on? Are you okay?” While he may be good at getting what he wants, you know there’s more to it when he’s willingly trying to give you anything you want instead of teasing.

He should know better than to try to hide anything from you. “I’m not on speaker right?” Hearing you say no, he took a deep breath. “There’s a wasp and I caught it with a cup but I have no way of taking it out. I’m not near anything that could cover the bottom half to I can throw it out so I’m kinda just stuck standing next to a wall.”

“Oh I see.” He felt a little guilty asking you to come back home on a day you already had plans. And while he may be calm now, his heart is still rapidly beating from the fact that the only thing that separates him and his worst fear is a glass cup. “Want me to call Rin?”

“No! Please don’t, I mean.”

“What? Why not?”

“Please, don’t make me say it.”

“Say what, Ran? You asked genuinely confused with his behavior. He decided to stay quiet on the line which led to you to thinking and remembering a story his brother once told you when you guys were on an outing together.

“I’m gonna go to the bathroom. Don’t say anything about me while I’m gone.”

“I would never gossip about you.” You told your lover.

“I might.” Rindou answered, giving him a small smile while looking at him with lazy eyes.

“Rin,” the oldest warned while giving his brother a glare reserved only for him.

“Fine, I won’t.”

“Good. I’ll be right back.” He finished and kissed your cheek before walking away.

Looking at Rindou while sipping your drink, you waited for him to give you the signal to say that his brother was out of earshot. “He’s gone.”

“You got any embarrassing stories of him? What’s his worst fear?”

“I’m not sure exactly what his worst fear is, but I can for sure say he’s terrified of wasps.” You took a sip of your drink and looked around before locking eyes with the younger Haitani to encourage him to keep going. “When we were kids we would play outside a lot visited our grandparents often and they lived near the woods so we’d always venture out. One day I was playing near a creek when all of a sudden I just hear Ran screaming for help and running past me to go back to the house. I look up and there’s a whole swarm chasing after him, I assume he must’ve stepped on their nest because damn were they angry.”

“And how long ago was this?”

“Hmmm, probably over 15 years ago but I know he’s still scared of them. If we’re walking and he hears a buzz he’ll walk a little faster while looking around trying to find them so he can avoid them.”

“Awww, he’s such a big baby,” you cooed.

“Who’s a big baby?” Ran asked, slipping into the seat next to you.

“Your brother ,” you snickered while Rindou rolled his eyes and leaned back to go along with your white lie.

Realizing he was probably embarrassed by the situation going on at home, you decided not to make things worse for him. You gave a sad look to your friend, hoping they don’t hold this against you. “It’s okay, baby. I’ll come back home. It’s gonna be a couple hours though. Can you wait that long?”

“I’ll wait for you.”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m not going anywhere. I’ll wait right here for you.”

“You say it like you have another option. We’re almost at the place. I’ll get there and figure out how to get home. Sound alright?”

He hummed in response before speaking. “I’m sorry for doing this to you doll. I’m thankful for all that you do for me.”

“I didn’t know this is what it took for you to stop teasing me. A wasp? Really?”

“Shhhh! At least say I love you back before you hang up.”

“You didn’t even say it yet for me to say it back.”

“I love you, Y/n.”

“I love you, too, my big baby.”

He was about to bark back at you but you had hung up before it was too late. Looking at the cup in his hand, he realized he was gonna be standing there for a while. “Might as well get comfy.”

Stepping into the penthouse, you set your things down before picking up a magazine and making your way to your bedroom. When you came in you saw Ran sitting on the floor with his right hand on a cup and his body leaned forward so he could rest his head on the wall, peacefully asleep. Trying to be as quiet as possible to not disturb him, you knelt down next to him and tried to get a look at the creature you were dealing with, thing is you didn’t. Moving your head around the room in search of the wasp, you found nothing. “Ran-Ran,” you started lightly tapping his shoulder, “hey, I’m home.”

Letting out a yawn he opened his eyes and closed them again, still groggy. “Hey. Thanks for coming back,” he spoke, giving you a lazy smile.

“Yeah about that, I don’t see the wasp in your cup.”

“What?” He asked, immediately picking up his head and looking at you with wide eyes. “What do you mean it’s not in the cup? I’ve been here all morning.” Watching him frantically look around his hand into the cup was an unusual sight so you couldn’t help but laugh a little at his antics. “Stop laughing this is a serious matter!”

“I’m telling you it’s not there!”

“Where else would it be!”

Out of frustration he removed the cup from the wall and turned it towards himself so he could get a better look. It was at that moment that the wasp revealed itself and flew up to land on Ran’s nose.

“Ran don’t move. Just stay still,” you instructed, rolling up the magazine as quick as you could without startling the insect.

Ran was so shocked with fear all he could do was freeze. He was so terrified of the six tiny feet he could feel on his nose and the thought of the stinger that he didn’t even notice you raise your arm to swat him in the face.

“Ow-“ Ran whimpered, throwing his torso back to land on the ground so he could hold his nose.

“Mother fucker, get off him!” You yelled at the bug, shooting up once it started flying away. Running to the balcony doors, you opened them and ushered the wasp outside, immediately closing them as soon as it left but not without giving it a few last words. “And stay out!”

All Ran could do was look up at you with admiration while you crossed your arms and huffed about the situation. Making eye contact with him, you gave him a small smile before apologizing for hitting him and not killing the wasp in the process. “It’s okay, love. You got rid of him and that’s all that matters. Sorry for ruining your plans.”

“It’s okay,” you started, sitting down on the bed and tapping the spot next to you so he could join you. When he did he wrapped his arm over your shoulder and gave it a squeeze to encourage you to keep going. “After you and I hung up, my friend’s sibling called them saying there was an emergency so we would’ve had to come back regardless. It’s okay though. I now get to be with you, my big baby,” you teased, wrapping your arms around his waist and leaning into his body.

“Thank you, what would I do without my hero. This means you’ll take care of all the spiders on your own now right?”

“Oh fuck no. They have eight arms, and I only have two, that is not a fair fight.”

“Big baby-“

“Shut it.”

[bbdaydreams]

Suna with Pigtails

TikTok inspo

I saw this and my first thought was “imagine Suna” and then I sent it to @pinoyrella and we had some more thoughts and decided to write about it

❁ When Rintaro was a kid he liked watching his mom do his little sisters hair. He always thought it was interesting how it could be put in so many different styles

❁ One time after their mom finished working on the younger Suna’s hair he asked if she could do something for his and it’s not that she was against it but his hair was nowhere as long as his sisters so she told him “I would sweetie but I don’t know what to do with it”

❁ He tilts his head to the side and asks “what about the one where there’s some hair here and here?” using his hands to grab his hair trying to help explain to his mother what he wanted

❁ She gave him a smile and parted his hair down the middle to give him two pigtails

❁ “Do you like it?” She asked, helping him look at himself in the mirror

❁ “I look funny!” He laughed before running off to go play with his sister. His mom took a photo of them together afterwards to save the memory

❁ The first time the twins came over to his house they noticed the photograph of him at 8 years old with the pigtails resulting in them going into a fit of laughter, leaving Rin embarrassed

❁ “Can you do it now? Your hair is long enough!” Atsumu howled with laughter only for his brother to snicker as well

❁ “No I’m not gonna do it”

❁ “Can we make a bet, please!”

❁ In an attempt to get Atsumu to shut up and never bring up the moment again, Rintaro accepted the bet and unfortunately lost

❁ That was how Rintaro ended up walking onto the court with the pigtails he wore back when he was a kid

❁ Getting into position he could clearly see the other team on the opposite side of the net trying to hold in their laughter

❁ “If you have something to say, say it” Suna groaned

❁ “Was it character day at your school? You look like the little girl from Finding Nemo with that hairdo!”

❁ “Look at the size of your forehead! It’s about the same size as the court! No wonder you keep your bangs!”

❁ Letting them laugh, Suna turned his head towards his setter and gave him a glare as a warning for what was gonna happen after the game

❁ Since Atsumu now had this as blackmail material Suna decided to ruin it for him and embraced the pigtails on his Snapchat

❁ He now enjoyed sending selfie’s of himself with the pigtails to his friends and ask questions such as “wanna hang?”, “homework help?”, or just angle his phone so it only gets the top portion of his face and show off the pigtails on his story

❁ Sometimes he’ll just wear pigtails around the house when it’s too hot because he thinks he looks weird when he ties it in the back