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p1nkshield · 10 months
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Damian: What is it that you want Grayson? I am in the middle of sharpening my many blades.
Dick: I assure you this is much more important! I’m about to teach you a new technique.
Damian: My interest is piqued. Continue.
Dick: I know you want to deny it Dami, but you my friend are an adorable little guy.
Damian: [raises knife]
Dick: Before you throw anything hear me out! You can use it to your advantage! I’ve been doing it for years and it still works on Bruce sometimes even though I’m like 20 something. I can teach you my ways! You can be my successor!
Damian: … fine I will try this only once to humor you Grayson.
Later in the day
Damian: Are you sure about this? Father may think my mind has been taken over.
Dick, sending Damian into the room: it will work I promise! go make me proud!
Damian: Baba? I was wondering if you wanted to go sword shopping with me? It could be fun.
Bruce: …are you feeling alright?
Damian: I’m fine, I just thought that I should drop the formalities for once.
Bruce: …o-okay let’s go, is there any sword you want in particular?
Damian: yes actually, and can we get hot chocolate after?
Bruce holding back tears: mhm.
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The Fall of the House of Usher really said bisexuality is hereditary, while evil is shaped by having too much money.
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cinamun · 7 months
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Just one question | Next
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cocainejuul · 11 months
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Neighbor dropped these beauties off because I picked up her kids from school the other day since she was gonna run late cause of an appointment. I love living in a neighborhood that’s so communal… :’)
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savesavva · 1 month
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drawing man men is so hard guys ..... save me.......
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twingeof-cosmic-angst · 2 months
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I'm laughing so hard why is ianto such a snitch
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ianto: hey boss! check out this sexuality crisis!! "Interesting."
What a critter bro. MIND UR BUSINESS YOU WEIRDO‼️‼️ literally wait like a week and you'll be having some revelations of your own gayboy
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dailymothanon · 3 days
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Just some easy sketches of Canada 🐶 cuz I realized how little she gets recognition around here!! And idk how I wanna design her so I'm just gonna stick to her original look cuz I think it fits pretty good anyways and she's cute 😌 i'll think about possible hcs for her eventually
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bonus sketch cuz ahugh.... she is butch to me okay I just need this to be real
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Israels actions against Palestine make me sick to my stomach. Every time I look at the news I see some new horror they are committing, and see how they are justifying the inexcusable, I feel sick to my stomach with rage. But now, in the heart of Ramadan, the word angry feels too small for the fire I feel in my chest.
Palestine will not be able to properly celebrate Ramadan this year. Trying to explain the situation to people who have never interacted with the community is difficult. Even when thinking to myself, I have the urge to compare it to what I know. "Imagine if there was no Christmas." "Imagine if someone took away Easter." "Imagine there was no food on Thanksgiving."
But Ramadan is not any of those things. The fact that there is no Ramadan in Palestine should be enough to make you angry.
I've been living in a muslim country for six months now. Ramadan is not nearly as festive as Eid was, but its presence is unmistakable. You can taste the joy in the air. Children here get out of school early this month. There is a school across from my home; I hear their laughter every day. String lights hang from the balconies of my neighbors, wrap around palm trees, dangle from streetlights. In the news I read that the Sheik has pardoned hundreds of prisoners, paying off their fines himself in the spirit of charity. Shops here are decorated to match, with cut out stars and crescent moons and streamers. Many shops offer discounts. "70% off home delivery."
There are festivals in the streets and lectures in the colleges.
It is wonderful. And the people of Palestine do not have this. Their fasting is forced, their children out of school by force, their houses lit by firebombs and not crescent moon LEDs, homes that smell of gunsmoke instead of oud.
I hate Israel. It feels childish to admit this. It feels like a shortcoming; hate is what causes this crisis, I should be able to focus on loving Palestine instead of adding more hate to the world. But it is a word I can't help but feel when I think about what Isreal has done, is doing, will do to the people of Palestine. What injustices they will force upon them next. Hate. It's not something I say lightly, but it is something I feel I must say.
I am not disappointed in Israel. I am not sympathetic to their 'cause.' I will not censor myself to sound more moderate, to convince the undecided. I hate Israel. I hate Israel. I hate Israel.
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shower-phantom-ideas · 4 months
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Child Danny by degree of the eyeguys to have him at peak power for the future but he somehow gets forced to live with Wes Weston.
Wes forced to adopt Danny is the funniest shit. Spent his life trying to out the guy now hes legally responsible for the guy. Whos very smug for someone who can’t even use the coffee pot.
Danny isnt too happy to be forced back to a 6 year old. His new slightly more emotional body is maybe acting out a little ok sue him.
Wes is now so torn between finally being able to prove himself right and keeping his now ?child? Safe.
Danny btw still denies being anything but a normal guy.
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getvalentined · 7 months
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I do wanna say that there is one (1) Cloud Shinra theory that I really like, and it's my kid sister's, and it's that Claudia is President Shinra's estranged younger sister who had serious ideological differences and fucked off at like 14 because the old man expected her to raise Rufus after his mom died and she was like "ABSOLUTELY NOT."
This would explain why Lazard came to Nibelheim after defecting (visiting Aunt Claudia because if she could disappear and not have the company chasing her down then surely she has advice for him) and also it's just super funny to imagine Claudia being so down to clown in poor folks' town because she just hates her family so much that eating raw potatoes that she grew herself and then tore out of the ground with her bare hands is the most liberating thing she's ever experienced.
It's not a headcanon I've ever used or incorporated into anything, but it's genuinely one of the best subversions of common fanon theories that I've ever had the honor of engaging with.
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therichantsim · 4 months
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Cherade S15.Ep:103-bmb77
@colourfullsims @beebeesiims @noir-pixels
Zahara may not play chess but her poker game is ruthless.
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prismatic-starstuff · 7 months
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My mother, in reference to seeing Auntie Ethel in her true form for the first time: Can you romance Auntie Ethel?
Me: I can see entirely why you'd ask that, but actually nah, you can't—
My mother: Why not?!
Me: I think she's happy on her own— y'know, like she doesn't need anyone
My mother: True, but it seems a bit ageist!
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yutamayo · 3 months
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lanliingwang · 7 months
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I feel like every time Arjuna goes out shopping at a market in a singularity, all the market aunties find him extremely endearing in his earnestness and politeness tbh
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tina-rocket · 6 months
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I hope they introduce magic into OFMD for comedic reasons just to never explain anything about it.
The Auntie's book on transmorgification works and Buttons uses it to turn one of the crew into a bird for half an episode. Do other characters also have that power? Is Buttons actually a sea witch/druid? Who knows! Who cares! Give us magic just for the bit please
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takineko-arts · 4 months
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I really enjoyed the ways death is personified in Mad Max, especially in Beyond Thunderdome.
"Remember where you are. This is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams."
"I ain't Captain Walker. I'm the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket."
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