#azul ashengrotto incorrect quotes

[keiyaku-tako]

[twistedtrashposts]

Rollo: It must be taxing, living among mages.

MC: Oh boy, you don't even know. Six of them have tried to kill me :D Four of them are here now.

Riddle:

Azul:

Jamil:

MC: Well, five and three, I guess. Idia's wasn't personal. I was just kind of there.

Idia: HA, I WIN-

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (in the water) if either of you two tries to drown me I'll kick you

Floyd: (laughing) I'd like to see you try Shrimpy~

Jade: (smiling) I think in water we are a bit to fast for you Prefect

~later~

Azul: so what's with the bruises?

Floyd: (with a black eye) Shrimpy is mean

Jade: (also with a black eye) I understimated the Prefect

[married-to-google-translater]

Mc gets fed up with their money problems and starts selling hugs

Imagine what would happen if RSA found out about the MC hug business… Of course many of them would want to hug you. Because they have a crush to you too. They would like to support your business.

NRC boys would be really shocked and disappointed. They try to talk to you… But your response "money is money and either RSA boys also get hugs at the same prices or I will raise the prices." dosen't make them happy.

Each boy would have a different way of handling this situation.

Riddle would try to make a rule that would ban RSA boys from entering the NRC area.

Vil would try to talk to you. He would get tired of seeing Neige so often. And he thinks Neige doesn't deserve hugs.

Malleus would have trouble accepting that other NRC boys get to hug you. His reaction would be along the lines of "Yes you can hug MC….And I can curse your family for the next thousand years".

Azul would try to get you to sign a contract forbidding NRC boys from hugging… Or marriage papers… you can never be sure.

Sebek would have become even louder and judgmental. The crocodile boy is jealous.

Each student would attempt to mislead the MC whenever an RSA student was spotted on school grounds. They would certainly have their own monitoring system and watch shifts.

[twst-shenanigans]

Sly fur ball

You can’t sit here and tell me that Stitch didn’t know that he was making the boys jealous

Look at that smug smile 😂 He knows he’s adorable

Well it seems to have worked on Grimm. Our baby boy thinks he’s getting replaced 😂

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#672 Fin-mans

Idia asking The Octotrio how to ask you and Vil out-

Idia: How do I ask someone out?... Azul*Wanting to tease him* Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two~ Idia: No! Floyd: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car~ Idia: Stop! Jade: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream~ Idia: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory...

Idia wanted wingmans...he got finmans instead-

[rae-pss]

yuu: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love, not free pizza, nothing!

idia: i’m sorry, have you tried pizza?

yuu: yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

azul:

azul: i like you.

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Queenie

[blackopals-world]

I'm objectively correct.

[keiyaku-tako]

[amiko14]

Ace: why is (y/n) running around scaring all the kids

Riddle: because and I quote “it’s the only night of the year that I can make kids cry and get away with it”

Deuce: that explains (y/n) but what about Floyd

Azul: Floyd does what he wants

Jade: I’m going to join them

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

at a Housewarden meeting

Riddle: alright we gathered here today to decide on who get's to keep Yuu

Azul: well Yuu is their own person and I know they will joi-

Malleus: the Child of Man will join Diasomnia

Vil: why was I called here? I don't want them

Riddle: it's a meeting you have to be here

Leona: I don't want the Herbivores either

Azul: they would make a great worker, the only trouble would be Grim

Riddle: it seems like me, Malleus and Idia are the only ones withou ulterior motives

Kalim: they would be fun for parties!

Riddle: (sighing) and Kalim of course

Idia: I want the cat, you guys can keep Yuu

Malleus: than it's decided the Child of Man will stay with me

Riddle: (angry) no it isn't!

Yuu: (playing in the corner with Ortho) do they even know we are here?

Ortho: (watching Riddle and Malleus bicker) I don't think so

[fell-fell]

Azul, trying to impress Yuu: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Idia: He turned it off and back on again.

[twistedmionn]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #134

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#671 A barista

Azul decided to promote you from waitress/waiter to barista...for you to have limited time with the customers-...that didn't work out

Yuu, as a barista*Putting whipped cream on a drink*

MobStudent: Um, excuse me, I didn't ask for whipped cream-

Yuu: Oh, you didn't ask for whipped cream?

MobStudent: Nuh-uh

Yuu: Did you say that at the register?

MobStudent: Yeah!

Yuu: Okay, so that means that this isn't your fucking drink, so if you could kindly sit your ass down and I will call you when your drink is ready

Azul*Watching from a distance, with a horrified stare*...Should I just....break their contract?...

Tweels*Both losing it after you shooed the student off*Hehehe!~/HAHAHA!?

Part 3 of:

[bigratsdeservebigpats]

Azul: If you’re short staffed…

Azul: hire taller staff.